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1. JavaScript / Говнокод #26907

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   // https://habr.com/ru/company/ruvds/blog/515676/

   Разбор худшего в мире куска кода.

   GDMaster, 02 Сентября 2020

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2. Си / Говнокод #26906

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   /// Checks if the token is number or not
   bool is_number(char* test_val)
   {
       const char* ROW = "0123456789\0";
       
       for (int i = 0; i < strlen(test_val); i++) {
           for (int j = 0; j < strlen(ROW); j++) {
               if (test_val[i] == ROW[j]) {
                   goto next;
               }
           }
           return false;
           next:
       }
       return true;
   }

   Попытка проверить строку на число в Си.

   GDMaster, 02 Сентября 2020

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3. C++ / Говнокод #26905

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   //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\
   
       float max_rotation = record->m_pEntity->GetMaxBodyRotation();
      
   
       auto animstate = ent->m_PlayerAnimState();
       float resolve_value = 50.f; //не трогайте это, так и должно быть
   
       if (!record->m_pState)
           return;
   
       const auto info = g_anims.GetAnimationInfo(record->m_pEntity);
       if (!info)
           return;
   
       float eye_yaw = record->m_pState->m_flEyeYaw;
   
       if (max_rotation < resolve_value)
           resolve_value = max_rotation;
   
       data->m_extending = record->m_pLayers[3].m_cycle == 0.f && record->m_pLayers[3].m_weight == 0.f;
       float Delta = AngleDiff(ent->m_angEyeAngles().y, animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw);
   
       //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\
                                                          RESOLVERPART
       //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\
   
       if (data->m_extending)
           resolve_value = max_rotation;
   
       if (ent->m_AnimOverlay()[13].m_weight + 14.250f > 0.54)
       {
           if (ent->m_AnimOverlay()[3].m_cycle > 0.12)
           {
               if (ent->m_AnimOverlay()[13].m_cycle > 0.43)
               {
                   animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw = ent->m_angEyeAngles().y;
               }
           }
       }
   
       if (data->m_extending)
       {
           if (Delta <= 0)
           {
               animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw = Delta * resolve_value;
           }
           else if (Delta > 0)
           {
               animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw = Delta * -resolve_value;
           }
       }
   
       else if (ent->m_AnimOverlay()[7].m_order == record->m_pLayers[7].m_order)
       {
           if (ent->m_AnimOverlay()[7].m_cycle > 0.5f)
           {
               animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw = math::NormalizeYaw(record->m_pEntity->m_flLowerBodyYawTarget()) + get_max_desync_delta;
               return;
           }
           else
               animstate->m_flGoalFeetYaw = record->m_pEntity->m_angEyeAngles().y;
       }
   
       if (record->m_bDidShot)
           info->m_flBrute = Resolver::ResolveShot(data, record);
   
       //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\
                                                       BRUTEFORCE PART
       //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\
   
       else {
           float lbyt = record->m_pEntity->m_flLowerBodyYawTarget();
           data->m_delta = std::abs(math::NormalizedAngle(eye_yaw - lbyt));
   
           float resolve_yaw = ((data->m_delta < 0.f) ? resolve_value : resolve_value);
   
           switch (data->m_missed_shots % 3) {
           case 0:
               info->m_flBrute = data->m_last_resolve = resolve_yaw;
               break;
           case 1:
               info->m_flBrute = -data->m_last_resolve;
               break;
           case 2:
               info->m_flBrute = 0;
               break;
           }
       }
   
       record->m_pState->m_flGoalFeetYaw = eye_yaw + info->m_flBrute;
   
       //--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\

   best resolver

   danielka33, 02 Сентября 2020

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4. Assembler / Говнокод #26904

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   lea esi, cpu_name
       mov eax, 0
       mov mreg, eax
   
       ;[04/12] G
       mov eax, 0ffh
       and eax, ebx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
       ;[03/12] e
       mov eax, 0ff00h
       and eax, ebx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 1]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
       ;[02/12] n
       mov eax, 0ff0000h
       and eax, ebx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 2]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
       ;[01/12] u
       mov eax, 0ff000000h
       and eax, ebx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 3]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ffh
       and eax, edx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
       ;[07/12] n
       mov eax, 0ff00h
       and eax, edx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 1]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ff0000h
       and eax, edx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 2]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
       ;[05/12] I
       mov eax, 0ff000000h
       and eax, edx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 3]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ffh
       and eax, ecx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ff00h
       and eax, ecx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 1]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ff0000h
       and eax, ecx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 2]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi
   
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       mov eax, 0ff000000h
       and eax, ecx
       mov mreg, eax
       mov al, byte ptr [mreg + 3]
       mov [esi], al
       inc esi

   oaoaoammm, 01 Сентября 2020

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5. PHP / Говнокод #26903

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   public function index()
       {
           $items = CartManager::getAllItems();
   
           $couponCode = Coupon::getFromSession()->implode('code', ', ');
   
           $address = auth()->user()->address;
   
           $user = auth()->user();
           $userDetails = auth()->user() ? auth()->user()->fields : null;
   
           $fields = [
               'promo_code' => $couponCode,
               'email' => $user->email,
               'first_name' => $userDetails->firstname,
               'last_name' => $userDetails->lastname,
               'phone' => $userDetails->phone,
           ];
   
           if ($address) {
               $field = [
                   'value' => $address->city->title
               ];
               if ($address->city->type === \App\Address::TYPE_CITY) {
                   $field ['data']['city_fias_id'] = $address->city->id;
                   $field ['data']['city'] = $address->city->title;
               } elseif ($address->city->type === \App\Address::TYPE_SETTLEMENT) {
                   $field ['data']['settlement_fias_id'] = $address->city->id;
                   $field ['data']['settlement'] = $address->city->title;
               }
               $fields ['delivery_city'] = $field;
           }
   
           if ($address->street) {
               $fields ['delivery_street'] = [
                   'value' => $address->street->title,
                   'data' => [
                       'street_fias_id' => $address->street->id,
                   ]
               ];
           }
   
           if ($address->street_number) {
               $fields ['delivery_house_number'] = [
                   'value' => $address->street_number,
               ];
           }
   
           if ($address->flat) {
               $fields ['delivery_flat_number'] = $address->flat;
           }
   
           $fields = (object)$fields;
   
           $actions = [
               'remove' => route('shop.cart.remove'),
               'remove_gift_card' => route('shop.cart.gift-cards.remove'),
               'change' => route('shop.cart.update'),
               'promo' => route('shop.coupon.apply'),
               'checkout' => route('orders.store'),
               'get_pickups' => route('delivery_points.index'),
               'check_email' => route('check_email'),
           ];
   
           return view('shop.cart.index', compact(
               'items',
               'address',
               'couponCode',
               'fields',
               'actions'
           ));
       }

   this is MVC, baby !

   hrustbb2, 31 Августа 2020

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6. Python / Говнокод #26898

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   while True:
       print("И снова...")
       dopamin_up()
       adrenalin_up()
       ne_brezrazlichen = True
       vlublena = False
       if vturilas:
           vtreskalas = True
       vkrashilas = True

   Теперь ясно почему дора дура.
   Код взят с https://vk.com/wall-91010741_75007

   TeQuiero, 29 Августа 2020

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7. Куча / Говнокод #26897

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   The authenticity of host 'ololo.fike.nemyx (<ip address>)' can't be established.
   fingerprint is SHA256:ololo.
   
   Are you sure you want to continue connecting
   ? (Y/N) Y
   I have no idea what to do with 'Y'
   Just say Y or N, please.
   The authenticity of host 'ololo.fike.nemyx (<ip address>)' can't be established.
   fingerprint is SHA256:ololo.
   
   Are you sure you want to continue connecting
   ? (Y/N) y
   Connecting to ololo.fike.nemyx

   Chef

   Fike, 29 Августа 2020

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8. Куча / Говнокод #26896

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   Хрюкни #4
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    ______|     |      _________,_____jv______
           `.   `.   ,'
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            `'   `'

   #1: https://govnokod.ru/26863 https://govnokod.xyz/_26863
   #2: https://govnokod.ru/26868 https://govnokod.xyz/_26868
   #3: https://govnokod.ru/26881 https://govnokod.xyz/_26881

   nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 28 Августа 2020

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9. Си / Говнокод #26895

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   https://habr.com/ru/company/ruvds/blog/516266/
   https://github.com/asz/icmpshell/blob/main/main.c

   codemonkey, 28 Августа 2020

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10. Куча / Говнокод #26894

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    Definition idx_compl_r {i : Fin.t N} (j : Fin.t i) : Fin.t N.
          remember (fin_to_nat i) as i'.
          assert (Hlt : i' < N).
          { rewrite Heqi'. eapply fin_to_nat_lt. }
          assert (Heq : i' + (N - i') = N) by lia.
          set (j' := Fin.L (N - i') j).
          rewrite Heq in j'.
          exact j'.
        Defined.

    Ещё один говношедевр. Как кастовать значения типа Fin.t (число в интервале от 1 до N) друг в друга. Разворачивается в 12000 строк кода. "Тому, кто это придумал, надо в голову гвоздь забить".

    CHayT, 27 Августа 2020

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