По колено в коде — Говнокод.ру

C# / Говнокод #28068

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int похуй = 0;
string похуйПлюсПохуйСтр = "похуй+похуй = ";
Console.WriteLine(похуйПлюсПохуйСтр + (похуй + похуй));

Для ВП

Vanilla, 03 Марта 2022

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C++ / Говнокод #28066

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#define CONSTRUCT_JUMP(name_, opcode_) else if(mnemonic.name == #name_) \
	subcompileMnemonic(mnemonic, {\
	{constructDescription(CONSTANT), opcode_},\
	{constructDescription(LABEL), opcode_}})

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JMP, JMP);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JE, JZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JZ, JZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNZ, JNZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNE, JNZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JG, JG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNLE, JG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNLZ, JG);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JLE, JNG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JLZ, JNG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNG, JNG);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JGE, JGZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JGZ, JGZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNL, JGZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNGZ, JL);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNGE, JL);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JL  , JL);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JB, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNAE, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNAZ, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JC, JB);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNB, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JAE, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JAZ, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNC, JNB);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JBE, JBZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JBZ, JBZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNA, JBZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JA, JA);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNBE, JA);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNBZ, JA);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(CALL, CALL);
#undef CONSTRUCT_JUMP

kcalbCube, 01 Марта 2022

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C++ / Говнокод #28065

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#define CONSTRUCT_JUMP(name_, opcode_) else if(mnemonic.name == #name_) \
	subcompileMnemonic(mnemonic, {\
	{constructDescription(CONSTANT), opcode_},\
	{constructDescription(LABEL), opcode_}})

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JMP, JMP);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JE, JZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JZ, JZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNZ, JNZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNE, JNZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JG, JG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNLE, JG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNLZ, JG);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JLE, JNG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JLZ, JNG);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNG, JNG);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JGE, JGZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JGZ, JGZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNL, JGZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNGZ, JL);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNGE, JL);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JL  , JL);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JB, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNAE, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNAZ, JB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JC, JB);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNB, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JAE, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JAZ, JNB);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNC, JNB);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JBE, JBZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JBZ, JBZ);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNA, JBZ);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JA, JA);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNBE, JA);
	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(JNBZ, JA);

	CONSTRUCT_JUMP(CALL, CALL);
#undef CONSTRUCT_JUMP

kcalbCube, 01 Марта 2022

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Java / Говнокод #28064

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boolean isEven(int number) {
    while (number > 2) {
        number = number - 2;
    }
    if (number == 2) {
        return true;
    } else {
        return false;
    }
}

Мистер Хэнки, 28 Февраля 2022

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Lua / Говнокод #28063

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Писать однострочный код это плохо? А если в одном файле совместить серверную и клиентскую часть? Пример аддона из Garry's Mod https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2754127067
AddCSLua("cl_init.lua")
if istable( xdestore ) then if xdestore.Menu then xdestore.Menu:Remove() end  if xdestore.Unlock then xdestore.Unlock:Remove() end
if xdestore.Namer then xdestore.Namer:Remove() end  if xdestore.Lock then xdestore.Lock:Remove() end end xdestore = {} xdestore.Players = {}

	util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuS2COpen" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuS2CClose" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_SendRes" )
	util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuS2CUpdate" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuS2CResult" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuC2SClose" )
	util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_LockReset" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_MenuC2SAction" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_SendSnd" ) util.AddNetworkString( "XDEST_SendHint" )

xdestore.AmmoMdl = {
	[ "AR2" ] = "models/items/combine_rifle_cartridge01.mdl",
	[ "AR2AltFire" ] = "models/items/combine_rifle_ammo01.mdl",
	[ "Pistol" ] = "models/items/boxsrounds.mdl",
	[ "SMG1" ] = "models/items/boxmrounds.mdl",
	[ "357" ] = "models/items/357ammo.mdl",
	[ "XBowBolt" ] = "models/items/crossbowrounds.mdl",
	[ "Buckshot" ] = "models/items/boxbuckshot.mdl",
	[ "RPG_Round" ] = "models/weapons/w_missile_closed.mdl",
	[ "SMG1_Grenade" ] = "models/items/ar2_grenade.mdl",
	[ "Grenade" ] = "models/items/grenadeammo.mdl",
	[ "slam" ] = "models/weapons/w_slam.mdl"
}
xdestore.NonSWEP = {
	[ "weapon_357" ] = "models/weapons/w_357.mdl",
	[ "weapon_pistol" ] = "models/weapons/w_pistol.mdl",
	[ "weapon_bugbait" ] = "models/weapons/w_bugbait.mdl",
	[ "weapon_crossbow" ] = "models/weapons/w_crossbow.mdl",
	[ "weapon_crowbar" ] = "models/weapons/w_crowbar.mdl",
	[ "weapon_frag" ] = "models/weapons/w_grenade.mdl",
	[ "weapon_physcannon" ] = "models/weapons/w_physics.mdl",
	[ "weapon_ar2" ] = "models/weapons/w_irifle.mdl",
	[ "weapon_rpg" ] = "models/weapons/w_rocket_launcher.mdl",
	[ "weapon_slam" ] = "models/weapons/w_slam.mdl",
	[ "weapon_shotgun" ] = "models/weapons/w_shotgun.mdl",
	[ "weapon_smg1" ] = "models/weapons/w_smg1.mdl",
	[ "weapon_stunstick" ] = "models/weapons/w_stunbaton.mdl",
	[ "weapon_alyxgun" ] = "models/weapons/w_alyx_gun.mdl",
	[ "weapon_annabelle" ] = "models/weapons/w_annabelle.mdl",
	[ "weapon_physgun" ] = "models/weapons/w_physics.mdl"
}
xdestore.ValidAct = { [ "Take" ] = true, [ "Move" ] = true, [ "Store" ] = true, [ "Rename" ] = true, [ "TakeAll" ] = true, [ "Split" ] = true, [ "Lock" ] = true, [ "Unlock" ] = true }
xdestore.ActToNum = { "Take", "Move", "Store", "TakeAll", "Rename", "Split", "Lock", "Unlock" }
xdestore.LockType = { "Simple", "Complex", "Question", "Key Weapon", "Group", "Personal" }
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuS2COpen", function() local int = net.ReadFloat()  local tab = net.ReadString()  local con = net.ReadString()
local ent = net.ReadEntity() xdestore:OpenMenu( ply, int, tab, con, ent ) end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuS2CClose", function() if xdestore.Menu then xdestore.Menu:Remove() end  if xdestore.Namer then xdestore.Namer:Remove() end
if xdestore.Lock then xdestore.Lock:Remove() end  if xdestore.Unlock then xdestore.Unlock:Remove() end end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuS2CUpdate", function()
	local tab = util.JSONToTable( net.ReadString() )  local con = util.JSONToTable( net.ReadString() )  local aa = net.ReadBool()  local bb = net.ReadBool()
	if IsValid( xdestore.Menu ) then xdestore.Menu.V_DataStat = tab  xdestore.Menu.V_DataCont = con  xdestore.Menu:UpdateItems( aa, bb ) end
end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuC2SClose", function( len, ply ) if len > 32 or !IsValid( ply ) then return end
	local int = net.ReadFloat() if IsValid( ply ) and ply:IsPlayer() and !ply:IsBot() and isnumber( int ) then xdestore:CloseMenu( ply, int ) end
end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuC2SAction", function( len, ply ) if len >= 4096 or !IsValid( ply ) then return end
	if isnumber( ply.XDEST_Cool ) and ply.XDEST_Cool > CurTime() then xdestore:SendHint( ply, "You are doing too fast!", "resource/warning.wav", 0 ) end
	ply.XDEST_Cool = CurTime()+0.25  if !IsValid( ply:GetNWEntity( "XDEST_Ent" ) ) or ply:GetNWEntity( "XDEST_Ent" ) == Entity( 0 ) then return end local self = ply:GetNWEntity( "XDEST_Ent" )
	if ( ( !isstring( self.Base ) or self.Base != "xdest_base" ) and self:GetClass() != "xdest_base" and self:GetClass() != "weapon_xdest" )
	or !isstring( self.XDEST_Data ) or !isstring( self.XDEST_Contain ) then return end
	local act = net.ReadFloat()  local str = net.ReadString() if !isnumber( act ) then return end act = math.Round( act )
	if !isstring( str ) then str = "_" end if isstring( xdestore.ActToNum[ act ] ) then act = xdestore.ActToNum[ act ] else return end  xdestore:SlotAction( ply, self, act, str )
end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_MenuS2CResult", function() local ply = LocalPlayer() local yes = net.ReadBool()  if IsValid( xdestore.Unlock ) then xdestore.Unlock:XDE_Result( yes ) end end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_LockReset", function() local ent = net.ReadEntity() if IsValid( ent ) and ent != Entity( 0 ) then ent.XDE_Pass = nil end end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_SendSnd", function() local str = net.ReadString() if !isstring( str ) or str == "!V" then return end surface.PlaySound( str ) end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_SendRes", function() local str = net.ReadString()  local ply = LocalPlayer()  local ent = net.ReadEntity() if !IsValid( ent )
or ent == Entity( 0 ) or !isstring( str ) or str == "" then return end if !isstring( ent.XDE_Pass ) then xdestore:SendHint( nil, "Access granted.", "", 0 ) end ent.XDE_Pass = str end )
net.Receive( "XDEST_SendHint", function() local txt = net.ReadString()  local snd = net.ReadString()  local typ = net.ReadFloat()  xdestore:SendHint( nil, txt, snd, typ ) end )

Ivan_Evlasiev, 28 Февраля 2022

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Си / Говнокод #28061

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#pragma aux __cdecl "_*"                            \
                parm caller [ ]                          \
                value struct float struct routine [eax] \
                modify [eax ecx edx]

kcalbCube, 28 Февраля 2022

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Assembler / Говнокод #28059

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.org 80h
inc:
	push %bp
	mov %bp %sp
	sub %sp 0010h
	mov [%bp + FFFEh] %sp
	mov [%bp + FFFCh] %b
	lea %a [%bp + FFFCh]
	mov %a [%a]
	push %a
	inc %a
	pop %si
	mov [%si] %a
	jmp @.return.inc
.return.inc:
	mov %sp %bp
	pop %bp
	ret
main:
	push %bp
	mov %bp %sp
	sub %sp 0010h
	mov [%bp + FFFCh] %sp
	memset [%bp + FFFEh] 0002h 0h
	lea %a [%bp + FFFEh]
	push %a
	mov %a 0000h
	pop %si
	mov [%si] %a
.L.begin.1:
	mov %a 0001h
	cmp %a 0h
	jz @.0
	lea %a [%bp + FFFEh]
	push %a
	pop %b
	call @inc
	push %a
	mov %a 0050h
	pop %si
	cmp %si %a
	jgz @.compare3
	mov %al 1h
	.compare3:
	mov %ah 0h
	cmp %a 0h
	jz  @.else.2
	jmp @.0
	jmp @.end.2
.else.2:
.end.2:
.1:
	jmp @.L.begin.1
.0:
.return.main:
	mov %sp %bp
	pop %bp
	ret
start:
	mov %sp FFFFh
	call @main
.return.start:
	int 0h

<-------------------->

short inc(short* i)
{
	return ++(*i);
}

void main(void)
{
	short i = 0s;
	while(1) 
	{
		if(inc(&i) > 0x50)
			break;
	}
}

void start(void)
{
	asm("mov %sp FFFFh");
	main();
}

да что вы знаете о неоптимизированном коде

kcalbCube, 27 Февраля 2022

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Си / Говнокод #28058

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#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
	(
		*********************
		**  **     ** ***** *
		* ** * **** ** *** **
		* ** * **** *** * ***
		* ** * **** **** ****
		* ** * **** *** * ***
		* ** **    *** *** **
		*********************
	printf)("pidor");
}

kcalbCube, 26 Февраля 2022

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Си / Говнокод #28056

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static char *cast_table[][11] = {
  // i8   i16     i32     i64     u8     u16     u32     u64     f32     f64     f80
  {NULL,  NULL,   NULL,   i32i64, i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   i32i64, i32f32, i32f64, i32f80}, // i8
  {i32i8, NULL,   NULL,   i32i64, i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   i32i64, i32f32, i32f64, i32f80}, // i16
  {i32i8, i32i16, NULL,   i32i64, i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   i32i64, i32f32, i32f64, i32f80}, // i32
  {i32i8, i32i16, NULL,   NULL,   i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   NULL,   i64f32, i64f64, i64f80}, // i64

  {i32i8, NULL,   NULL,   i32i64, NULL,  NULL,   NULL,   i32i64, i32f32, i32f64, i32f80}, // u8
  {i32i8, i32i16, NULL,   i32i64, i32u8, NULL,   NULL,   i32i64, i32f32, i32f64, i32f80}, // u16
  {i32i8, i32i16, NULL,   u32i64, i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   u32i64, u32f32, u32f64, u32f80}, // u32
  {i32i8, i32i16, NULL,   NULL,   i32u8, i32u16, NULL,   NULL,   u64f32, u64f64, u64f80}, // u64

  {f32i8, f32i16, f32i32, f32i64, f32u8, f32u16, f32u32, f32u64, NULL,   f32f64, f32f80}, // f32
  {f64i8, f64i16, f64i32, f64i64, f64u8, f64u16, f64u32, f64u64, f64f32, NULL,   f64f80}, // f64
  {f80i8, f80i16, f80i32, f80i64, f80u8, f80u16, f80u32, f80u64, f80f32, f80f64, NULL},   // f80
};

красивое

kcalbCube, 26 Февраля 2022

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Си / Говнокод #28055

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// Takes a printf-style format string and returns a formatted string.
char *format(char *fmt, ...) {
  char *buf;
  size_t buflen;
  FILE *out = open_memstream(&buf, &buflen);

  va_list ap;
  va_start(ap, fmt);
  vfprintf(out, fmt, ap);
  va_end(ap);
  fclose(out);
  return buf;
}

kcalbCube, 25 Февраля 2022

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.