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Си / Говнокод #8397

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switch (x)
if (z == 5)
{
    case 10:
        y = 1;
}
else
{
    case 11:
        if (z > 10)
            y = 2;
        else
        {
            default:
                y = 3;
        }
}

Недавно показали вот такой вот switch.
Первое, что пришло в голову: "wtf?! это ведь даже не скомпилится".
Я оказался не прав.

govnopetya, 02 Ноября 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #8396

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for ($i = 0, $cnt = count($arList); $i < $cnt; $i++) {
		$arConfig["CONFIG"]["category"]["VALUES"][$arList[$i]] = GetMessage('SALE_DH_RUSSIANPOST_CONFIG_CATEGORY_'.$arList[$i]);
}

... вместо человеческого foreach($arList as $k => $v) { ... }

Iceman, 02 Ноября 2011

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ActionScript / Говнокод #8395

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_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(64) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(1)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(352) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(2)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(356) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(3)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(363) == "A") { _friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(4) }
  if (FR_GETKEY(353) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_LOJKA.gotoAndStop(4)}
 _friend_.D2.mc_TARELKI.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D2.mc_TARELKI._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(5) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_TARELKI.gotoAndStop(1)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(4) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_TARELKI.gotoAndStop(2)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(3) == "A") {_friend_.D2.mc_TARELKI.gotoAndStop(3)}
 _friend_.D4.mc_BUTILKA.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D4.mc_BUTILKA._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(42) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_BUTILKA.gotoAndStop(1)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(43) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_BUTILKA.gotoAndStop(2)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(44) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_BUTILKA.gotoAndStop(3)}
 _friend_.D4.mc_NEPROLIVAIKA.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D4.mc_NEPROLIVAIKA._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(357) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_NEPROLIVAIKA.gotoAndStop(1)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(26) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_NEPROLIVAIKA.gotoAndStop(2)}
 _friend_.D4.mc_SOSKA.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D4.mc_SOSKA._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(40) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_SOSKA.gotoAndStop(1)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(38) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_SOSKA.gotoAndStop(2)}
  if (FR_GETKEY(37) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_SOSKA.gotoAndStop(3)}
 _friend_.D4.mc_ERSHIK.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D4.mc_ERSHIK._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(121) == "A") {_friend_.D4.mc_ERSHIK.gotoAndStop(1)}
 _friend_.D5.mc_NAGRUDNIK.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D5.mc_NAGRUDNIK._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(362) == "A") {_friend_.D5.mc_NAGRUDNIK.gotoAndStop(1)}
 _friend_.D5.mc_TERMOS.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D5.mc_TERMOS._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(46) == "A") {_friend_.D5.mc_TERMOS.gotoAndStop(1)}
 _friend_.D7.F47.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D7.F47._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(47) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D7.F47.gotoAndStop(1); _friend_.D7.F47.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(47)*1)}
 _friend_.D7.F50.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D7.F50._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(50) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D7.F50.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D7.F50.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(50)*1)}
 _friend_.D7.F49.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D7.F49._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(49) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D7.F49.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D7.F49.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(49)*1)}
 _friend_.D7.F48.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D7.F48._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(48) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D7.F48.gotoAndStop(1); _friend_.D7.F48.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(48)*1)}
 _friend_.D8.F17.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F17._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(17) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F17.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F17.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(17) * 1)}
 _friend_.D8.F61.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F61._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(61) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F61.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F61.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(61)*1)}
 _friend_.D8.F62.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F62._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(62) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F62.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F62.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(62)*1)}
 _friend_.D8.F20.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F20._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(20) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F20.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F20.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(20)*1)}
 _friend_.D8.F19.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F19._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(19) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F19.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F19.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(19)*1)}
 _friend_.D8.F18.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D8.F18._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(18) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D8.F18.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D8.F18.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(18)*1)}
 _friend_.D9.F25.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D9.F25._totalframes) 
  if (FR_GETKEY(25) * 1 > 0) { _friend_.D9.F25.gotoAndStop(1);_friend_.D9.F25.NUM.gotoAndStop(FR_GETKEY(25)*1)}
 _friend_.D10.F24.gotoAndStop(_friend_.D10.F24._totalframes)

И еще 200 строк продолжения за кадром.

kyzi007, 02 Ноября 2011

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Куча / Говнокод #8394

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http://www.gamedev.ru/flame/forum/?id=154244

Новый язык программирования.

AnimeGovno-_-, 02 Ноября 2011

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C# / Говнокод #8393

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/// <summary>
		/// Конвертирование String - Decimal
		/// </summary>
		/// <param name="text"></param>
		/// <param name="value"></param>
		/// <returns></returns>
		public static decimal GetDecimal(this string text)
		{
			decimal number;
			CultureInfo culture = null;

			if (String.IsNullOrEmpty(text))
				throw new ArgumentNullException("The input string is invalid.");

			try
			{
				culture = CultureInfo.CurrentCulture;
				number = decimal.Parse(text, culture);
				return number;
			}
			catch
			{
			}

			try
			{
				culture = culture.Parent;
				number = decimal.Parse(text, culture);
				return number;
			}
			catch
			{
			}

			culture = CultureInfo.InvariantCulture;
			try
			{
				number = decimal.Parse(text, culture);
				return number;
			}

			catch (FormatException e)
			{
				throw new FormatException(String.Format("Unable to parse '{0}'.", text), e);
			}
		}

Это финиш.

fr0mrus, 02 Ноября 2011

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SQL / Говнокод #8392

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select replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(t1.PART_NUMBER, '@i@', ' '),'@a@', '/'),'@@@', '\'),'@b@', ':'),'@c@', '*'),'@d@', '?'),'@e@', '"'),'@f@', '<'),'@g@', '>'),'@h@', '|'),'@j@', '&'),'@k@', ''''),'@l@', ',') as 'PART_NUMBER',.....

edalalaeva, 02 Ноября 2011

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Куча / Говнокод #8391

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(#~m=^(?:GET|POST|HEAD) /.*?\r\n[Hh][Oo][Ss][Tt]: ([\w-.:]{3,100})\r\n=s

Часть серверного приложения на Lisp. Я лично нихрена не понял, возможно не прав.

FanAs45809, 01 Ноября 2011

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Ruby / Говнокод #8390

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command = gets.chomp
while command != 'ПОКА'
	if command != command.upcase
		puts 'АСЬ?! ГОВОРИ ГРОМЧЕ, ВНУЧЕК!'
	else
		puts 'НЕТ, НИ РАЗУ С 1938 ГОДА!'
	end
end
puts 'ПОКА, ВНУЧЕК!'

Нашёл ошибку, лишь когда вписывал код сюда.
Бесконечный цикл, как видите.

nbvec222, 01 Ноября 2011

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C# / Говнокод #8389

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public void ExportOrderDetails()
        {
            char comma = ',';
            StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
            string line = "";

            line += "Order No" + comma;
            line += "Customer" + comma;
            line += "Order Date" + comma;
            line += "Order Status" + comma;
            line += "Subtotal" + comma;
            line += "Tax Total" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Cost" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Method" + comma;
            line += "Order Total" + comma;
            line += "Payment Method" + comma;
            line += "Total Quantity" + comma;
            line += "Date Shipped" + comma;
            line += "Tracking No" + comma;
            line += "Order Currency Code" + comma;
            line += "Exchange Rate" + comma;
            line += "Billing First Name" + comma;
            line += "Billing Last Name" + comma;
            line += "Billing Company" + comma;
            line += "Billing Address" + comma;
            line += "Billing Address 2" + comma;
            line += "Billing City" + comma;
            line += "Billing Zip" + comma;
            line += "Billing State Code" + comma;
            line += "Billing Country ISO2" + comma;
            line += "Billing Phone" + comma;
            line += "Billing Phone 2" + comma;
            line += "Billing Email" + comma;
            line += "Shipping First Name" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Last Name" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Company" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Address" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Address 2" + comma;
            line += "Shipping City" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Zip" + comma;
            line += "Shipping State Code" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Country ISO2" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Phone" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Phone 2" + comma;
            line += "Shipping Email" + comma;

            line += "Combined Product Weight" + comma;
            line += "Product Qty" + comma;
            line += "Product SKU" + comma;
            line += "Product Name" + comma;
            line += "Product Variation Details" + comma;
            line += "Product Unit Price" + comma;
            line += "Product Unit Cost" + comma;
            line += "Product Weight" + comma;
            line += "Product Total Price" + comma;
            line += "Product Total Cost" + comma;



            sb.AppendLine(line.Remove(line.Length - 1));
 
            Response.ContentType = "application/vnd.ms-excel";
            Response.AddHeader("Content-Disposition", "attachment; filename=orders-details-" + DateTime.Now.ToString("yyyy-MM-dd") + ".csv");
            Response.ContentEncoding = Encoding.Default;
            Response.Write(sb.ToString());
            Response.End();

        }

Норм так)

sergfreest, 01 Ноября 2011

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Python / Говнокод #8388

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def api_login() :
	url = 'https://api.vk.com/oauth/authorize'
	
	values = {
		'client_id' : '1998533',
		'response_type' : 'token'
		}
	
	headers = {
		'User-Agent' : 'Opera/9.80 (Windows NT 6.1; U; ru) Presto/2.9.168 Version/11.51',
		'Cookie' : 'remixsid=' + sid
		}
	
	try:
		data = urllib.urlencode(values)
		req = urllib2.Request(url, data, headers)
		response = urllib2.urlopen(req)
		res = response.read()
		geturl = response.geturl()

		if geturl != url :
			reg = 'access_token=(.*?)&'
			rg = re.compile(reg,re.IGNORECASE|re.DOTALL)
			m = rg.search(geturl)
			if m:
				token=m.group(1)
				print 'API: login'
				return token
		else :
			reg='\?hash=(.*?)&'
			rg = re.compile(reg,re.IGNORECASE|re.DOTALL)
			m = rg.search(res)
			
			if m:
				hash = m.group(0)
				url = 'https://api.vk.com/oauth/grant_access'+hash+'client_id=1998533&redirect_uri=blank.html&response_type=token'
				
				req = urllib2.Request(url, '', headers)
				response = urllib2.urlopen(req)
				res = response.read()
				geturl = response.geturl()

				reg = 'access_token=(.*?)&'
				rg = re.compile(reg,re.IGNORECASE|re.DOTALL)
				m = rg.search(geturl)
				if m:
					token = m.group(1)
					print 'API: login'
					return token
	except Exception, detail:
		print "Error ", detail

def api(method, values = {}) :
	url = 'https://api.vk.com/method/' + method + '.json'
	
	values.update({'access_token' : token})

	headers = {
		'User-Agent' : 'Opera/9.80 (Windows NT 6.1; U; ru) Presto/2.9.168 Version/11.51',
		'Cookie' : 'remixsid=' + sid
		}
	
	try:
		data = urllib.urlencode(values)
		req = urllib2.Request(url, data, headers)
		response = urllib2.urlopen(req)
		res = response.read()
		return res
	except Exception, detail:
		print "Error ", detail

anonymouse587658967, 01 Ноября 2011

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.