1. Python / Говнокод #24658

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    stack = []
    
    def stdout(x):
        if x == "puts":
            print(stack.pop())
        else:
            raise Exception("иди нахуй")
    
    def stdin(x):
        global stack
        if x == "gets":
            stack.append(input())
        else:
            raise Exception("иди нахуй")
    
    math = {
        "add": lambda: stack.append(float(stack.pop()) + float(stack.pop())),
        "sub": lambda: stack.append((-float(stack.pop())) + float(stack.pop())),
        "mul": lambda: stack.append(float(stack.pop()) * float(stack.pop())),
        "div": lambda: stack.append(1 / float(stack.pop()) * float(stack.pop())),
    }
    
    def stack_commands(x):
        global stack
        if x == "swap":
            stack[-1], stack[-2] = stack[-2:]
        elif x == "drop":
            stack.pop()
        elif x == "dup":
            stack.append(stack[-1])
        else:
            raise Exception("иди нахуй")
    
    string = {
        "concat": lambda: stack.append(str(stack.pop()) + str(stack.pop()))
    }
    
    commands = {
        "comment": lambda x: x,
        "push": lambda x: stack.append(x),
        "stdout": stdout,
        "stdin": stdin,
        "math": lambda x: print(math[x]()),
        "stack": stack_commands,
        "string": lambda x: string[x]()
    }
    
    def do(x):
        if '@' not in x:
            raise Exception(x + " is not email.")
        a, b = x.split('@')
        b = b.split('.')[0]
        commands[b](a)
    
    def eval(s):
        for i in s.lower().split():
            do(i)
    
    eval("""
    [email protected]
    
    [email protected] [email protected]
    [email protected]
    [email protected] [email protected]
    [email protected]
    [email protected]
    [email protected]
    [email protected]
    [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
    """)

    666_N33D135, 25 Августа 2018

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  2. Си / Говнокод #24655

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    https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/desktop/api/winsock/nf-winsock-wsaasyncselect
    int WSAAsyncSelect(
      SOCKET s,
      HWND   hWnd,
      u_int  wMsg,
      long   lEvent
    );
    
    /*
    
    hWnd
    
    A handle that identifies the window that will receive a message when a network event occurs.
    */

    Почему виндовые асинхронные (или правильно говорить "небликирующиеся") сокеты так черезжопно сделаны? Нафига им через HWND надо месседжи слать? Что, другого способа нет для оповещений?
    Требовать для работы асинхронных сокетов чтоб какое-то окно было это как требовать зубную щетку для входа в туалет чтоб посрать

    j123123, 24 Августа 2018

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  3. Куча / Говнокод #24653

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    #!/l_l5l2/8IN/l>Y7l-lON3
    
    IMl>Ol27 5Y5
    
    41l>l-l4 = {
            '4': '4',
            '8': '8',
            '(': '(',
            ')': ')',
            '3': '3',
            '#': '#',
            '9': '9',
            'l-l': '1-1',
            '1': '1',
            '_l': '_1',
            'l<': '1<',
            'l>': '1>',
            '&': '&',
            'l2': '12',
            '5': '5',
            '7': '7',
            'l_l': '1_1',
            '\/': '\/',
            '\/\/': '\/\/',
            '><': '><',
            'Y': 'Y',
            '2': '2'
    }
    
    I# 13N(5Y5.4l29\/) > 1:
        # = Ol>3N(5Y5.4l29\/[1])
    3153:
        # = 5Y5.57)IN
    
    8l_l##3l2 = []
    #Ol2 ( IN #.l234)().l_ll>l>3l2():
        8l_l##3l2.4l>l>3N)(41l>l-l4[(] I# ( IN 41l>l-l4 3153 ()
    
    l>l2IN7(''._lOIN(8l_l##3l2))

    vistefan, 24 Августа 2018

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #24652

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    class TaxStorage {
    public:
      using TaxCode = Code<3>; // Code<int N, typename Storage = uint32_t> тип для маленьких строк
      using TaxType = Code<3>;
      using TaxId = std::tuple<TaxCode, TaxType>;
      using TaxMap = std::map<TaxId, int>
    
      using CityId = int;
      using TaxPointMap = std::unordered_map<CityId, TaxMap>;
    
      TaxMap forCityOrOther(const TaxPointMap& map, const CityId cityId) const {
        const auto found = map.find(cityId);
        return found == map.cend() ? map.at(OTHER_CITY) : *found; // должно быть found->second
      }
    }

    Dev: Ok GCC, tell me what is wrong.
    GCC: /home/whatever/project/TaxStorage.h:102: error: incompatible operand types ('const std::unordered_map<int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > >, std::hash<int>, std::equal_to<int>, std::allocator<std::pair<const int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > > > > >::mapped_type' (aka 'const std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > >') and 'const std::pair<const int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > > >')

    ДОКОЛЕ?!!

    Elvenfighter, 24 Августа 2018

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #24648

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    $query  = "SELECT * FROM archivo_mhora WHERE id_aparato=" . $aparatos_row->id;
    $query .= " && DATE_FORMAT(fecha, '%Y.%m.%d')='" . date('Y.m.d', $cur_fecha) . "' ORDER BY energy";

    Я не знаю, к какой секции следует отнести этот высер:
    1) Автор решил учить испанский. Таблицы имеют имена `aparatos`, `abonandos`, etc
    2) Само собой, SQL injection
    3) Порнография при работе с датой

    kai, 23 Августа 2018

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #24645

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    def $qmark = 1
    def ? = 1
    
    // Error:(2, 6) method ? is defined twice

    Scala-way

    vistefan, 21 Августа 2018

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #24641

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    <!-- todo: put this in a different file!!! -->
    <script>
    function authenticateUser(username, password) {
      var accounts = apiService.sql(
        "SELECT * FROM users"
      );
    
      for (var i = 0; i < accounts.length; i++) {
        var account = accounts[i];
        if (account.username === username &&
            account.password === password)
        {
          return true;
        }
      }
      if ("true" === "true") {
        return false;
      }
    }
    
    $('#login').click(function() {
      var username = $("#username").val();
      var password = $("#password").val();
    
      var authenticated = authenticateUser(username, password);
    
      if (authenticated === true) {
        $.cookie('loggedin', 'yes', { expires: 1});
      } else if (authenticated === false) {
        $("#error_message").show();
      }
    });
    </script>

    This JavaScript code powers a 1,500 user intranet application

    theraphim, 20 Августа 2018

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #24640

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    private static function preparePostProperty(&$data, $propName = [], $type = 'float'){
            if(!in_array($type, ['float', 'integer', 'string']))
                return;
            if(is_array($data) && !empty($propName)){
                $key = '$data["' . implode('"]["', $propName) . '"]';
    
                @eval("if(isset($key)) $key = ($type)$key;");
            }
        }
    
    
        public static function preparePost($data, $documentsObjects = []){
            if(is_array($data)){
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'fromMtender', 'lotDetails', 'lotAmount']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'budgetDetails', 'amountBrutto']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'budgetDetails', 'amountNetto']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'budgetDetails', 'amountPrepayment']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'amountGuarantee']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'amountGE']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'amountWithdraw']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'amountMaxWithdraw']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'transferDuration']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'bankGuarantee', 'nonPaymentMax']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'executionShouldStart']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['general', 'additionalData', 'executionDuration']);
    
                foreach ($data['subject'] as $k => $subjects){
                    //data[subject][0][fromMtender][itemQuantity]
                    self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'fromMtender', 'itemQuantity']);
                    self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'additionalData', 'itemDetails', 'itemPrice', 'unitPrice', 'withoutVAT']);
                    self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'additionalData', 'itemDetails', 'itemPrice', 'unitPrice', 'withVAT']);
                    self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'additionalData', 'itemDetails', 'itemPrice', 'amountPrice', 'withoutVAT']);
                    self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'additionalData', 'itemDetails', 'itemPrice', 'amountPrice', 'withVAT']);
    
                    foreach ($subjects['additionalData']['budget'] as $kb => $budgets){
                        self::preparePostProperty($data, ['subject', $k, 'additionalData', 'budget', $kb, 'budgetAmount']);
                    }
                }
    
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['ca', 'additionalData', 'caPerson', 'caPersonCode']);
    
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['eo', 'fromMtender', 'eoCode']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['eo', 'additionalData', 'eoLicenses', 'eoValidityDuration']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['eo', 'additionalData', 'eoPerson', 'eoPersonCode']);
    
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'deliveryDelayLiability', 'liabilityPercent']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'deliveryDelayLiability', 'liabilityPercentMax']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'paymentDelayLiability', 'liabilityPercent']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'paymentDelayLiability', 'liabilityPercentMax']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'maxPenalty']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'maxDelay']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'sla', 'warrantyPeriod']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'informOnSigned']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'informOnFM']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'informOnTermination']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'respondOnTermination']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'submitClaimsMax']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'respondClaimsMax']);
                self::preparePostProperty($data, ['otherConditions', 'timeline', 'deliverOnClaims']);
            }
    
            self::appendPostDocuments($data, $documentsObjects);
    
            return $data;
        }

    ЧТОЕТА?

    dd3d, 20 Августа 2018

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  9. Java / Говнокод #24639

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    public Pattern waitNotEmptyRegex(){
            String read;
            Pattern pattern;
    
            while (true) {
                try {
                    try {
                        read = in.readLine();
                        if (!read.trim().isEmpty()) {
                            pattern = Pattern.compile(read);
                        } else {
                            context.getOut().write(context.localizKey("console.messages.emptyString") + "\n");
                        }
                    } catch (PatternSyntaxException e) {
                        context.getOut().write(context.localizKey("console.messages.invalidPattern") + "\n");
                    }
                }catch (IOException e){
                    throw new IllegalStateException(e);
                }
            }
        }

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    the-alator, 20 Августа 2018

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  10. C# / Говнокод #24636

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    Нах c#, если есть Java?

    shite, 19 Августа 2018

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