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1. C++ / Говнокод #6049

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   bool DoYouWannaRealyDoThisFunctionYesNo(T*(f)(T...), bool answer)
   {
   	return answer;
   }

   Microsoft style

   semens, 21 Марта 2011

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2. PHP / Говнокод #6048

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   <?php
   // Calculate the age from a given birth date
   // Example: GetAge("1986-06-18");
   function GetAge($Birthdate)
   {
           // Explode the date into meaningful variables
           list($BirthYear,$BirthMonth,$BirthDay) = explode("-", $Birthdate);
           // Find the differences
           $YearDiff = date("Y") - $BirthYear;
           $MonthDiff = date("m") - $BirthMonth;
           $DayDiff = date("d") - $BirthDay;
           // If the birthday has not occured this year
           if ($DayDiff < 0 || $MonthDiff < 0)
             $YearDiff--;
           return $YearDiff;
   }
   ?>

   добыто в интернете.
   Опять пхп и опять даты. Похоже, это вечное...

   Lure Of Chaos, 20 Марта 2011

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3. C++ / Говнокод #6047

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   bool Document::_Parse_Auto (char sym)
   	{
   		bool error = 0;
   
   		switch (mInfo.AutoState)
   		{
   		case 0:
   			{
   				if (is_stag (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 1;
   				else
   					mInfo.AutoState = 14;
   				break;
   			}
   		case 1:
   			{
   				if (is_name (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 24;
   				else if (is_delim (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 2;
   				else if (is_prcom (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 11;
   				else if (is_info (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 25;
   				else if (is_ekey (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 21;
   				else
   					error = true;
   				break;
   			}
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   		case 26:
   			{
   				if (is_etag (sym))
   					mInfo.AutoState = 0;
   				else
   					error = true;
   				break;
   			}
   		}
   
   		return error;
   	}
   
   	void Document::_Parse_React (char sym)
   	{
   		switch (mInfo.AutoState)
   		{
   		case 0:
   			{
   				switch (mInfo.NodeType)
   				{
   				case ParseInfo::preproc:
   					{
   						delete mInfo.CurrentNode;
   						mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.LastTextNode;
   						break;
   					}
   				case ParseInfo::info:
   					{
   						delete mInfo.CurrentNode;
   						mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.LastTextNode;
   						break;
   					}
   				case ParseInfo::close:
   					{
   						
   						if (mInfo.name == mInfo.CurrentNode->name)
   							mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.CurrentNode->parent;
   						else
   						{ mInfo.Error = 51; return; }
   
   						mInfo.name.clear ();
   						break;
   					}
   				}
   				break;
   			}
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   		case 25:
   			{
   				mInfo.NodeType = ParseInfo::info;
   				mInfo.LastTextNode = mInfo.CurrentNode;
   				mInfo.CurrentNode = new Node;
   				break;
   			}
   		}
   
   		switch (mInfo.LastAutoState)
   		{
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   Это я в 10 классе писал XML парсер, работающий на конечном автомате, в котором было 27 состояний.

   YuraTim, 20 Марта 2011

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4. PHP / Говнокод #6046

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   ##### grab the full name of the agent
   		$stmt="SELECT full_name,user_level,hotkeys_active,agent_choose_ingroups,scheduled_callbacks,agentonly_callbacks,agentcall_manual,vicidial_recording,vicidial_transfers,closer_default_blended,user_group,vicidial_recording_override,alter_custphone_override,alert_enabled,agent_shift_enforcement_override,shift_override_flag,allow_alerts,closer_campaigns,agent_choose_territories,custom_one,custom_two,custom_three,custom_four,custom_five from vicidial_users where user='$VD_login' and pass='$VD_pass'";
   		$rslt=mysql_query($stmt, $link);
   			if ($mel > 0) {mysql_error_logging($NOW_TIME,$link,$mel,$stmt,'01007',$VD_login,$server_ip,$session_name,$one_mysql_log);}
   		$row=mysql_fetch_row($rslt);
   		$LOGfullname =							$row[0];
   		$user_level =							$row[1];
   		$VU_hotkeys_active =					$row[2];
   		$VU_agent_choose_ingroups =				$row[3];
   		$VU_scheduled_callbacks =				$row[4];
   		$agentonly_callbacks =					$row[5];
   		$agentcall_manual =						$row[6];
   		$VU_vicidial_recording =				$row[7];
   		$VU_vicidial_transfers =				$row[8];
   		$VU_closer_default_blended =			$row[9];
   		$VU_user_group =						$row[10];
   		$VU_vicidial_recording_override =		$row[11];
   		$VU_alter_custphone_override =			$row[12];
   		$VU_alert_enabled =						$row[13];
   		$VU_agent_shift_enforcement_override =	$row[14];
   		$VU_shift_override_flag =				$row[15];
   		$VU_allow_alerts =						$row[16];
   		$VU_closer_campaigns =					$row[17];
   		$VU_agent_choose_territories =			$row[18];
   		$VU_custom_one =						$row[19];
   		$VU_custom_two =						$row[20];
   		$VU_custom_three =						$row[21];
   		$VU_custom_four =						$row[22];
   		$VU_custom_five =						$row[23];
   
   		if ( ($VU_alert_enabled > 0) and ($VU_allow_alerts > 0) ) {$VU_alert_enabled = 'ON';}
   		else {$VU_alert_enabled = 'OFF';}
   		$AgentAlert_allowed = $VU_allow_alerts;
   
   		### Gather timeclock and shift enforcement restriction settings
   		$stmt="SELECT forced_timeclock_login,shift_enforcement,group_shifts,agent_status_viewable_groups,agent_status_view_time from vicidial_user_groups where user_group='$VU_user_group';";
   		$rslt=mysql_query($stmt, $link);
   			if ($mel > 0) {mysql_error_logging($NOW_TIME,$link,$mel,$stmt,'01052',$VD_login,$server_ip,$session_name,$one_mysql_log);}
   		$row=mysql_fetch_row($rslt);
   		$forced_timeclock_login =	$row[0];
   		$shift_enforcement =		$row[1];
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = eregi_replace('  ','',$row[2]);
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = eregi_replace(' ',"','",$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL);
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = "shift_id IN('$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL')";
   		$agent_status_viewable_groups = $row[3];
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = eregi_replace('  ','',$agent_status_viewable_groups);
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = eregi_replace(' ',"','",$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL);
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = "user_group IN('$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL')";
   		$agent_status_view = 0;
   		if (strlen($agent_status_viewable_groups) > 2)
   			{$agent_status_view = 1;}
   		$agent_status_view_time=0;
   		if ($row[4] == 'Y')
   			{$agent_status_view_time=1;}

   Оказывается, у меня на работе стоит чуть переделанный VICIdial.
   Это звездец.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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5. Perl / Говнокод #6045

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   #!/usr/bin/perl
   
   @zips = ();
   while(<>){
   @zips = m{([a-z]5[a-z])}igx;
   for(my $j=0;$j<=$#zips;$j++){
   $i = index($_,$zips[$j]);
   print "$zips[$j] pos $i\n";
   };
   print "$zips\n";
   
   }

   Находит комбинацию буква 5 буква

   AliceGoth, 20 Марта 2011

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #6044

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   if ( (CheckDEADcall > 0) && (VD_live_customer_call==1) )
   					{
   					if (CheckDEADcallON < 1)
   					{
   					if( document.images ) { document.images['livecall'].src = image_livecall_DEAD.src;}
   						CheckDEADcallON=1;
   					}
   					}

   Оттуда же.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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7. PHP / Говнокод #6043

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   preg_replace('/^(.*)\s(.*)$/i', '$1', $item['updated']);

   DrFreez, 20 Марта 2011

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8. C# / Говнокод #6042

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   static void Main(string[] args)
           {
               int a = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int b = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int c = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               Math.Cos(double x) = (b * b + c * c - a * a) / (2 * b * c);
               Math.Cos(double x)=i;
               if(-1>i>0) Console.WriteLine("Треугольник тупоугольный");
               if()
           }

   Не столько смешно, сколько хочется плакать от тупоугольности таких вот студентов...

   FMB, 20 Марта 2011

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9. JavaScript / Говнокод #6041

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   else
   		{
   		fronter = user;
   		LasTCID			= MDnextResponse_array[0];
   		document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[1];
   		LeaDPreVDispO	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value	= MDnextResponse_array[4];
   		document.vicidial_form.list_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[5];
   		document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value		= MDnextResponse_array[6];
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value			= MDnextResponse_array[7];
   		if ( (disable_alter_custphone=='Y') || (disable_alter_custphone=='HIDE') )
   			{
   			var tmp_pn = document.getElementById("phone_numberDISP");
   			if (disable_alter_custphone=='Y')
   {
   tmp_pn.innerHTML		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   }
   			}
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   		document.vicidial_form.title.value= MDnextResponse_array[9];
   		document.vicidial_form.first_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[10];
   		document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value		= MDnextResponse_array[11];
   		document.vicidial_form.last_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[12];
   		document.vicidial_form.address1.value			= MDnextResponse_array[13];
   		document.vicidial_form.address2.value			= MDnextResponse_array[14];
   		document.vicidial_form.address3.value			= MDnextResponse_array[15];
   		document.vicidial_form.city.value= MDnextResponse_array[16];
   		document.vicidial_form.state.value= MDnextResponse_array[17];
   		document.vicidial_form.province.value			= MDnextResponse_array[18];
   		document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[19];
   		document.vicidial_form.country_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[20];
   		document.vicidial_form.gender.value= MDnextResponse_array[21];
   		document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value		= MDnextResponse_array[22];
   		document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value			= MDnextResponse_array[23];
   		document.vicidial_form.email.value= MDnextResponse_array[24];
   		document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value	= MDnextResponse_array[25];
   		var REGcommentsNL = new RegExp("!N","g");
   		MDnextResponse_array[26] = MDnextResponse_array[26].replace(REGcommentsNL, "\n");
   		document.vicidial_form.comments.value			= MDnextResponse_array[26];
   		document.vicidial_form.called_count.value		= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_called_count			= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_dispo	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		CBentry_time	= MDnextResponse_array[28];
   		CBcallback_time	= MDnextResponse_array[29];
   		CBuser			= MDnextResponse_array[30];
   		CBcomments		= MDnextResponse_array[31];
   		dialed_number	= MDnextResponse_array[32];
   		dialed_label	= MDnextResponse_array[33];
   		source_id		= MDnextResponse_array[34];
   		document.vicidial_form.rank.value= MDnextResponse_array[35];
   		document.vicidial_form.owner.value= MDnextResponse_array[36];
   	//	CalL_ScripT_id	= MDnextResponse_array[37];
   		script_recording_delay			= MDnextResponse_array[38];
   		CalL_XC_a_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[39];
   		CalL_XC_b_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[40];
   		CalL_XC_c_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[41];
   		CalL_XC_d_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[42];
   		CalL_XC_e_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[43];
   
   		timer_action = campaign_timer_action;
   		timer_action_message = campaign_timer_action_message;
   		timer_action_seconds = campaign_timer_action_seconds;
   			
   		lead_dial_number = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var dispnum = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var status_display_number = phone_number_format(dispnum);

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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10. JavaScript / Говнокод #6040

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    if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAcustom))
    	{
    	URLDecode(VDIC_web_form_address,'YES');
    	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = decoded;
    	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAcustom, '');
    	}
    else
    	{
    	web_form_vars = 
    	"&lead_id=" + document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value + 
    	"&vendor_id=" + document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value + 
    	"&list_id=" + document.vicidial_form.list_id.value + 
    	"&gmt_offset_now=" + document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value + 
    	"&phone_code=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value + 
    	"&phone_number=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value + 
    	"&title=" + document.vicidial_form.title.value + 
    	"&first_name=" + document.vicidial_form.first_name.value + 
    	"&middle_initial=" + document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value + 
    	"&last_name=" + document.vicidial_form.last_name.value + 
    	"&address1=" + document.vicidial_form.address1.value + 
    	"&address2=" + document.vicidial_form.address2.value + 
    	"&address3=" + document.vicidial_form.address3.value + 
    	"&city=" + document.vicidial_form.city.value + 
    	"&state=" + document.vicidial_form.state.value + 
    	"&province=" + document.vicidial_form.province.value + 
    	"&postal_code=" + document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value + 
    	"&country_code=" + document.vicidial_form.country_code.value + 
    	"&gender=" + document.vicidial_form.gender.value + 
    	"&date_of_birth=" + document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value + 
    	"&alt_phone=" + document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value + 
    	"&email=" + document.vicidial_form.email.value + 
    	"&security_phrase=" + document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value + 
    	"&comments=" + document.vicidial_form.comments.value + 
    	"&user=" + user + 
    	"&pass=" + pass + 
    	"&campaign=" + campaign +
    	"&phone_login=" + phone_login + 
    	"&original_phone_login=" + original_phone_login +
    	"&phone_pass=" + phone_pass + 
    	"&fronter=" + fronter + 
    	"&closer=" + user + 
    	"&group=" + group + 
    	"&channel_group=" + group + 
    	"&SQLdate=" + SQLdate + 
    	"&epoch=" + UnixTime + 
    	"&uniqueid=" + document.vicidial_form.uniqueid.value + 
    	"&customer_zap_channel=" + lastcustchannel + 
    	"&customer_server_ip=" + lastcustserverip +
    	"&server_ip=" + server_ip + 
    // ...еще строчек 30...
    	"&user_custom_five=" + VU_custom_five + '' +
    	"&preset_number_a=" + CalL_XC_a_NuMber + '' +
    	"&preset_number_b=" + CalL_XC_b_NuMber + '' +
    	"&preset_number_c=" + CalL_XC_c_NuMber + '' +
    	"&preset_number_d=" + CalL_XC_d_NuMber + '' +
    	"&preset_number_e=" + CalL_XC_e_NuMber + '' +
    	"&preset_dtmf_a=" + CalL_XC_a_Dtmf + '' +
    	"&preset_dtmf_b=" + CalL_XC_b_Dtmf + '' +
    	webform_session;
    	
    	var regWFspace = new RegExp(" ","ig");
    	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
    	var regWF = new RegExp("\\`|\\~|\\:|\\;|\\#|\\'|\\\"|\\{|\\}|\\(|\\)|\\*|\\^|\\%|\\$|\\!|\\%|\\r|\\t|\\n","ig");
    	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWFspace, '+');
    	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
    
    	var regWFAvars = new RegExp("\\?","ig");
    	if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAvars))
    		{web_form_vars = '&' + web_form_vars}
    	else
    		{web_form_vars = '?' + web_form_vars}
    
    	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = VDIC_web_form_address + "" + web_form_vars;
    
    	var regWFAqavars = new RegExp("\\?&","ig");
    	var regWFAaavars = new RegExp("&&","ig");
    	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAqavars, '?');
    	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAaavars, '&');
    	}

    7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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