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1. SQL / Говнокод #74

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   SELECT FROM Staff
     CASE Sex
     WHEN 'M' THEN 'МужЫк!'
     WHEN 'F' THEN 'Баба'
     ELSE 'ЫЫЫыы?'

   препод сказал что елсе не будет выполняться изза ограничений целостности базы

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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2. ActionScript / Говнокод #73

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   private function _mouseDown(e:MouseEvent):void 
   {
   	stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, _mouseUp);
   	if (e.target is PCell) {
   		//Клик по клетке, но возможно хотят подвигать поле :)
   		_startDrag(e);
   	}
   	else {
   		//Значит двигаем поле
   		_startDrag(e);
   	}
   }

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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3. C# / Говнокод #72

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   private static string identifier(string wmiClass, string wmiProperty)
               {
                   string result = "";
                   System.Management.ManagementClass mc =
               new System.Management.ManagementClass(wmiClass);
                   System.Management.ManagementObjectCollection moc = mc.GetInstances();
                   foreach (System.Management.ManagementObject mo in moc)
                   {
                       //Only get the first one
                       if (result == "")
                       {
                           try
                           {
                               result = mo[wmiProperty].ToString();
                               break;
                           }
                           catch
                           {
                           }
                       }
                   }
                   return result;
               }

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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4. Java / Говнокод #71

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   private Map<Class<?>, Map<String, String[]>> compressDependencies(
         Map<Class<?>, Map<String, List<String>>> dependencies) {
       final Map<Class<?>, Map<String, String[]>> result =
           new FastMap<Class<?>, Map<String, String[]>>(dependencies.size());
       final Set<Entry<Class<?>, Map<String, List<String>>>> entrySet = dependencies.entrySet();
       for (Entry<Class<?>, Map<String, List<String>>> entry : entrySet) {
         final Map<String, List<String>> value = entry.getValue();
         final Map<String, String[]> desc = new FastMap<String, String[]>(value.size());
         final Set<Entry<String, List<String>>> subEntries = value.entrySet();
         for (Entry<String, List<String>> valueEntry : subEntries) {
           final List<String> list = valueEntry.getValue();
           if (list != null && !list.isEmpty()) {
             desc.put(valueEntry.getKey(), list.toArray(new String[list.size()]));
           }
         }
         result.put(entry.getKey(), desc);
       }
       return result;
     }

   Код от "мега разработчика", архитектора очень большого проекта.
   
   PS Будьте осторожны в использовании java generics :)

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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5. JavaScript / Говнокод #70

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   <script>
   function changeLogo(imgLoc){
       document.getElementById("module_logo").src = "./site/" + imgLoc + "_logo.jpg";
   }
   function returnLogo(imgLoc){
       document.getElementById("module_logo").src = "./site/" + imgLoc + "_logo.jpg";
   }
   </script>

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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6. PHP / Говнокод #69

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   $cResult = mysql_query($cQuery) or die(mysql_error());
   if (mysql_num_rows($cResult) <= 0)
   {
   	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" || $_GET['extra'] == 4 || $_GET['extra'] == 16 || $_GET['extra'] == "n" || $_GET['extra'] == "m" || $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
   		{}
   	else
   		{
   		echo CAT_NO_WALP;
   		}
   } else
   {
   	$Row = mysql_fetch_object($cResult);
   	$id = $Row->id;
   
   	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	else
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   
   	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   		}
   	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
   		{
   		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
   		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
   		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
   // И еще примерно столько же подобного говнеца. Сюда просто не влазит...
   	}

   Пустые ифы, куча лишних запросов.
   Очень яркий пример ИНДУСтриального программирования.

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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7. PHP / Говнокод #68

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   $result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Title` = '".$Title."'");
   $row = mysql_fetch_assoc($result);
   $wID=$row['ID'];
   $Wallpaper1=$row['Wallpaper1'];
   $Wallpaper2=$row['Wallpaper2'];
   $Wallpaper3=$row['Wallpaper3'];
   $Wallpaper4=$row['Wallpaper4'];
   $Wallpaper5=$row['Wallpaper5'];
   
   if ( $_SESSION['userid'] )
   	{ 
   	if ($Wallpaper1 != NULL) {
   		$size='';
   		$size=getimagesize("images/wallpapers/".$Wallpaper1);
   		$dHTML .= '<a class="preview" href="'.$image_path.'show/'.$Title.'/?w=1" style="text-decoration: underline;" onClick="alerts('.$wID.'); countIp();">'.$size[0].'x'.$size[1].'</a> ';
   	}
   	if ($Wallpaper2 != NULL) {
   		$size='';
   		$size=getimagesize("images/wallpapers/".$Wallpaper2);
   		$dHTML .= '<a class="preview" href="'.$image_path.'show/'.$Title.'/?w=2" style="text-decoration: underline;" onClick="alerts('.$wID.'); countIp();">'.$size[0].'x'.$size[1].'</a> ';
   	}
   	if ($Wallpaper3 != NULL) {
   		$size='';
   		$size=getimagesize("images/wallpapers/".$Wallpaper3);
   		$dHTML .= '<a class="preview" href="'.$image_path.'show/'.$Title.'/?w=3" style="text-decoration: underline;" onClick="alerts('.$wID.'); countIp();">'.$size[0].'x'.$size[1].'</a> ';
   	}
   	if ($Wallpaper4 != NULL) {
   		$size='';
   		$size=getimagesize("images/wallpapers/".$Wallpaper4);
   		$dHTML .= '<a class="preview" href="'.$image_path.'show/'.$Title.'/?w=4" style="text-decoration: underline;" onClick="alerts('.$wID.'); countIp();">'.$size[0].'x'.$size[1].'</a> ';
   	}
   	if ($Wallpaper5 != NULL) {
   		$size='';
   		$size=getimagesize("images/wallpapers/".$Wallpaper5);
   		$dHTML .= '<a class="preview" href="'.$image_path.'show/'.$Title.'/?w=5" style="text-decoration: underline;" onClick="alerts('.$wID.'); countIp();">'.$size[0].'x'.$size[1].'</a> ';
   	}
   	}

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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8. PHP / Говнокод #67

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   $find = str_replace(",", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace(".", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace("/", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace(" ", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace("-", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace("+", "", $find);
   $find = str_replace("#", "", $find);

   Регулярные выражения =)

   guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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9. PHP / Говнокод #66

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   function PagerStarter( $object_id, $object_url, $dbt, $maxwidth, $edittime, $level_step, $comments_per_page )
   {
   	if ( $_GET['from'] ) { $from = $_GET['from']; }
   	if ( $_POST['from'] ) { $from = $_POST['from']; }
   	if ( $_GET['current_page'] ) { $current_page = $_GET['current_page']; }
   	if ( $_POST['current_page'] ) { $current_page = $_POST['current_page']; }
   	if ( ( empty( $current_page ) == TRUE ) && ( empty( $from ) == TRUE ) )
   		{
   		$r = mysql_query( "SELECT * FROM ".$dbt." WHERE parent = '1' AND parent_image = '$object_id'".$e."" );
   		$r_count = mysql_num_rows ( $r );
   		$total_pages = 0;
   		$i = 0;
   		while ( $i < $r_count )
   			{
   			$total_pages = $total_pages + 1;
   			$i = $i + $comments_per_page;
   			}
   		if ( $total_pages == 0 )
   			{
   			$total_pages = 1;
   			}
   		for ( $i = 1 ; $i <= $total_pages ; $i++ )
   			{
   			$from_q = ( $i * $comments_per_page ) - $comments_per_page + 0;
   			}
   		$_GET['current_page'] = $total_pages;
   		$_GET['from'] = $from_q;
   		}
   }

   Особого внимания заслуживает деление сложением. Хотя тут еще достаточно говна :)

   guest, 07 Декабря 2008

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10. Си / Говнокод #65

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    @interface GUIColor
    {
      int palete,color;
    }
    
    + (GUIColor *) initColor: (int) palete: (int) r:(int) g:(int) b;
    - free;
    
    - (int) getPalete;
    - (int) get

    на самом деле Objective-C добавьте в список
    начал писать класс,потом задумался что же я делаю

    guest, 07 Декабря 2008

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