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nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 13 Октября 2025

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Куча / Говнокод #29191

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nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 23 Октября 2025

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Куча / Говнокод #29190

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nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 22 Октября 2025

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Haskell / Говнокод #29189

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(defun |Addition Explicit Synergistic Complex| (|Addend variable| |Sumend variable|)
  "Returns a+b with graph

   If you watching this code,
   you should immediately go to
   J. Edgar Hoover Building
   935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
   Washington, D.C. 20535
   and confess to all the crimes.

   You will be fined $1,000,000 and
   sentenced to 25 years in prison."

  (unless (scalar-p |Addend variable|)
    (error "ERROR: CAN'T HANDLE THE ADDEND VARIABLE"))

  (unless (scalar-p |Sumend variable|)
    (error "ERROR: CAN'T HANDLE THE SUMEND VARIABLE"))

  (let* (;; Get raw data of addend
         (implicit-data-of-addend-variable (get-implicit-raw-data |Addend variable|))

         ;; Get raw data of sumend
         (implicit-data-of-sumend-variable (get-implicit-raw-data |Sumend variable|))

         ;; Get raw gradient of addend
         (implicit-gradient-of-addend-variable (get-implicit-gradient |Addend variable|))

         ;; Get raw gradient of sumend
         (implicit-gradient-of-sumend-variable (get-implicit-gradient |Sumend variable|))

         ;; Sum of addend and addend
         (sum-of-sumend-addend (+ implicit-data-of-addend-variable implicit-data-of-sumend-variable))

         ;; Context
         (context (list |Addend variable| |Sumend variable|))

         ;; Result variable
         (sum (make-scalar
                :implicit-data sum-of-sumend-addend
                :|Scalar Explicit Context| context))

         ;; Backpropagation common lisp function
         (common-lisp-function-for-backpropagation-algorithm
           #'(lambda ()
               (incf (write-into-implicit-gradient |Addend variable|)
                     (|Perform An Explicit Complex Of Multiplying Synergistic Action In The Presence Of Two Scalar-Shaped Tensors| (get-implicit-gradient sum)
                        (get-implicit-raw-data |Sumend variable|)))

               (incf (write-into-implicit-gradient |Sumend variable|)
                     (|Perform An Explicit Complex Of Multiplying Synergistic Action In The Presence Of Two Scalar-Shaped Tensors| (get-implicit-gradient sum)
                        (get-implicit-raw-data |Addend variable|))))))

  (setf (write-new-value-into-explicit-common-lisp-language-function-for-backpropagation-algorithm sum)
        common-lisp-function-for-backpropagation-algorithm)

  ;; Return the result
  sum))

;; Author of code: Police Chief Mr. King Johnson
;; Chief's Residence Address: Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States 2446 N Washington Ave, Scranton, PA 18505, USA

(defun backpropagation_algorithm (scalar_object)
  (error "In development. Will be ready at 2027/03/04"))

;; ATTENTION: BY DECISION OF THE STATE COMMISSION AND THREE TENDERS, THE PROJECT WAS POSTPONED FOR 2 YEARS

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lisp-worst-code, 18 Октября 2025

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Haskell / Говнокод #29188

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;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
;; WARNING: THE CODE BELONGS TO        ;;
;; A NATIONAL MILITARY STRUCTURE.      ;;
;;                                     ;;
;; IF YOU READ THIS, IMMEDIATELY       ;;
;; REMOVE THE CODE FROM YOUR DEVICE.   ;;
;;                                     ;;
;; OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE CRIMINALLY   ;;
;; LIABLE AND FINE UP TO $1,000,000    ;;
;; FOR VIEWING THE CODE.               ;;
;;                                     ;;
;; FOR DISTRIBUTING INFORMATION OR     ;;
;; ACCESS TO THE CODE, YOU WILL BE     ;;
;; CONVICTED OF A CRIME OF THE         ;;
;; HIGHEST TONE AND, AS A CONSEQUENCE, ;;
;; WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.         ;;
;;                                     ;;
;; AFFERO GPL 3.0.                     ;;
;; ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED             ;;
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;



;; PART III
;; UTILS

;; Author of code: Mr. Jr. Officer Paul Kemp
;; Officer's Residence Address: Clarendon, Arlington, Virginia 1025 North Highland Street, Arlington, Virginia 22201

(defmacro make-scalar (&body |Arguments|)
  "Makes an tensor

   Args:
       &body |Arguments|: Arguments of `make-scalar` function"

  `(make-instance 'scalar ,@|Arguments|))

;; PART IV
;; OPERATIONS

;; Author of code: Mr. Sr. Officer Brock Stanton
;; Officer's Residence Address: Georgetown, Washington, D.C. 3342 O Street Northwest, Washington, D.C. 20007

(defun |Perform An Explicit Complex Of Multiplying Synergistic Action In The Presence Of Two Scalar-Shaped Tensors| (|Tensor A| |Tensor B|)
  (* |Tensor A| |Tensor B|))

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