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Python / Говнокод #26877

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def fake_bin(x):
    k = ''
    while len(x) > 0:
        if int(x) % 10 >= 5:
            k += '1'
            x = x[0:-1]
        else:
            k += '0'
            x = x[0:-1]
    return k[::-1]

achtonepon, 18 Августа 2020

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PHP / Говнокод #26870

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private function _postPhotoWidth($post) {
        $raw_code = rtrim(str_replace("\r", '', $post->post_content));
        $lines = explode("\n", $raw_code);
        if (count($lines) <= 1) {
            return -1;
        }
        $text_width = 0;
        foreach ($lines as $line) {
            $text_width = max($text_width, mb_strlen($line) + substr_count($line, "\t") * 7);
        }
        return (int)(max(20 + $text_width, 60) * 18.5);
    }

Код для вычисления длины данного гамнакода.

3_dar, 15 Августа 2020

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Куча / Говнокод #26869

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ПPOЦ COKO_БAH;
ИMEHA:P,B,PR,И,ИM,Г;
975->P;
767->B;
<32,100,27,141,65,AДPЧ(6994),169,32,133,83,169,0,133,153,169,0,133,152,32,79,187,32,92,27,76,96,27>->PR;
ДЛЯ И OT 1 ДO #PR::
    AДPЗ(P+И,PR[И]);
BCE;
ДЛЯ Г ИЗ<"1","2">::
    "S"+Г->ИM;
    ДЛЯ И OT 1 ДO 30::
        ECЛИ И>#ИM TO
            AДPЗ(B+И,160);
        ИHAЧE
            AДPЗ(B+И,KOД(ИM[И]));
        BCE;
    BCE;
    AДPBЫЗ(976);
BCE;
AДPBЫЗ(17548);
KHЦ;

«Сокобан» («Мудрый крот») из пакета «Роботландия» для «Агата».

Язык программирования: «Рапира».

Форматирование моё (в оригинале был однострочник).

TEH3OPHblu_nemyx, 15 Августа 2020

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Си / Говнокод #26864

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define SPLICE(a,b) SPLICE_1(a,b)
#define SPLICE_1(a,b) SPLICE_2(a,b)
#define SPLICE_2(a,b) a##b
 
 
#define PP_ARG_N( \
          _1,  _2,  _3,  _4,  _5,  _6,  _7,  _8,  _9, _10, \
         _11, _12, _13, _14, _15, _16, _17, _18, _19, _20, \
         _21, _22, _23, _24, _25, _26, _27, _28, _29, _30, \
         _31, _32, _33, _34, _35, _36, _37, _38, _39, _40, \
         _41, _42, _43, _44, _45, _46, _47, _48, _49, _50, \
         _51, _52, _53, _54, _55, _56, _57, _58, _59, _60, \
         _61, _62, _63, N, ...) N
 
/* Note 63 is removed */
#define PP_RSEQ_N()                                        \
         62, 61, 60,                                       \
         59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50,           \
         49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40,           \
         39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30,           \
         29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20,           \
         19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,           \
          9,  8,  7,  6,  5,  4,  3,  2,  1,  0
 
#define PP_NARG_(...)    PP_ARG_N(__VA_ARGS__)    
 
/* Note dummy first argument _ and ##__VA_ARGS__ instead of __VA_ARGS__ */
#define PP_NARG(...)     PP_NARG_(_, ##__VA_ARGS__, PP_RSEQ_N())


#define PRINT_1(a1) \
  printf(a1);
 
#define PRINT_2(a1, b1) \
  printf(a1, b1);
 
#define PRINT_3(a1, b1, a2) \
  PRINT_2(a1, b1); PRINT_1(a2)
 
#define PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2) \
  PRINT_2(a1, b1); PRINT_2(a2, b2);
 
#define PRINT_5(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3) \
  PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2); PRINT_1(a3);
 
#define PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3) \
  PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2); PRINT_2(a3, b3)
 
#define PRINT_7(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3, a4) \
  PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3); PRINT_1(a4)
 
#define PRINT_8(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3, a4, b4) \
  PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3);  PRINT_2(a4, b4);
//..... дальше лень ...
 
#define PRINTS_(N, ...) \
  SPLICE(PRINT_, N)(__VA_ARGS__)
 
#define PRINTS(...) \
  PRINTS_(PP_NARG(__VA_ARGS__), __VA_ARGS__)


int main(void)
{
    PRINTS("10 = %d", 10, "; 3 + 3 = %d", 3+3, "\n" );
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

Имитация крестопарашного cout через препроцессор
https://wandbox.org/permlink/px4DCDSCGfUlbcFL

j123123, 14 Августа 2020

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SQL / Говнокод #26859

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SELECT 
    `1000, 1000000 field`
    (SELECT group_concat(band_category_languages.name SEPARATOR ', ')
    FROM calendar_entry_categories
    LEFT JOIN band_category_languages ON band_category_languages.band_category_id = calendar_entry_categories.band_category_id
    WHERE calendar_entry_categories.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.id
    AND band_category_languages.language_id = 1
    GROUP BY calendar_entry_categories.calendar_entry_id) AS band_category_string,
    (SELECT entry.id
    FROM calendar_entries AS entry
    WHERE entry.entry_kind_parent_id = calendar_entries.id
    AND entry.profile_type_id = 10869
    AND entry.profile_type = 1) AS move_to_personal_calendar,
    (SELECT count(moved_entry.id)
    FROM calendar_entries AS moved_entry
    WHERE moved_entry.entry_kind_parent_id = calendar_entries.id
    AND moved_entry.status = 3) AS count_moved,
    (SELECT user_images.image
    FROM calendar_entries AS calendar_entries1
    LEFT JOIN user_images ON user_images.id = calendar_entries1.image
    WHERE calendar_entries1.id = calendar_entries.entry_kind_parent_id
    AND calendar_entries.entry_kind = 4) AS festival_image,
    (SELECT countries1.code
    FROM calendar_entries AS calendar_entries1
    LEFT JOIN locations AS locations1 ON locations1.id = calendar_entries1.location_id
    LEFT JOIN countries AS countries1 ON countries1.id = locations1.country_id
    WHERE calendar_entries1.id = calendar_entries.entry_kind_parent_id
    AND calendar_entries.entry_kind = 4) AS festival_country_code,
    (SELECT count(*)
    FROM calendar_entry_likes
    WHERE calendar_entry_likes.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.id) AS count_of_likes,
    (SELECT count(*)
    FROM calendar_entry_likes
    WHERE calendar_entry_likes.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.id
    AND calendar_entry_likes.user_id = 10869 ) AS is_like,
    (SELECT group_concat(entry_type_languages.name SEPARATOR ', ')
    FROM calendar_entry_types
    LEFT JOIN entry_type_languages ON entry_type_languages.entry_type_id = calendar_entry_types.entry_type_id
    WHERE (calendar_entry_types.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.id
    OR calendar_entry_types.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.entry_kind_parent_id)
    AND entry_type_languages.language_id = 1
    GROUP BY calendar_entry_types.calendar_entry_id) AS entry_types_string,
    (SELECT band_addresses.city_name
    FROM band_addresses
    WHERE band_addresses.band_id = calendar_entries.profile_type_id) AS band_city_name,
    (SELECT countries.code
    FROM band_addresses
    LEFT JOIN countries ON countries.id = band_addresses.country_id
    WHERE band_addresses.band_id = calendar_entries.profile_type_id) AS band_country_code,
    (SELECT group_concat(genre_languages.name SEPARATOR ', ')
    FROM calendar_entry_genres
    LEFT JOIN genre_languages ON genre_languages.genre_id = calendar_entry_genres.genre_id
    WHERE calendar_entry_genres.calendar_entry_id = calendar_entries.id
    AND genre_languages.language_id = 1
    GROUP BY calendar_entry_genres.calendar_entry_id) AS genre_string
FROM `calendar_entries`
LEFT JOIN `locations` ON `locations`.`id` = `calendar_entries`.`location_id`
LEFT JOIN `calendar_entries` AS `festival` ON `festival`.`id` = `calendar_entries`.`entry_kind_parent_id`
LEFT JOIN `locations` AS `festival_location` ON `festival_location`.`id` = ( 
    SELECT calendar_entries1.id
    FROM calendar_entries AS calendar_entries1
    WHERE calendar_entries1.id = calendar_entries.entry_kind_parent_id
    AND calendar_entries.entry_kind = 4
)
LEFT JOIN `countries` ON `countries`.`id` = `locations`.`country_id`
LEFT JOIN `country_languages` ON `country_languages`.`country_id` = `locations`.`country_id`
LEFT JOIN `states` ON `states`.`id` = `locations`.`state_id`
LEFT JOIN `bands` ON `bands`.`id` = `calendar_entries`.`profile_type_id`
AND `bands`.`soft_delete` = 0
AND `bands`.`status` = 1
LEFT JOIN `band_images` ON `band_images`.`id` = `calendar_entries`.`image`
LEFT JOIN `band_privacy_settings` ON `band_privacy_settings`.`band_id` = `calendar_entries`.`profile_type_id`
WHERE (`bands`.`soft_delete` = 0 OR `bands`.`soft_delete` IS NULL)
AND (`bands`.`status` = 1 OR `bands`.`status` IS NULL)
AND ((
        (SELECT count(*)
        FROM band_administrators
        WHERE band_administrators.band_id = bands.id
        AND band_administrators.user_id = 10869 ) > ? OR `band_privacy_settings`.`band_privacy_level` != ?
    ) AND (
        (SELECT user_type
        FROM users
        WHERE users.id = 10869 ) = ? OR `band_privacy_settings`.`band_privacy_level` != ?
    ) AND (
        (SELECT count(*)
        FROM user_bands
        WHERE user_bands.band_id = bands.id
        AND user_bands.status = 1
        AND user_bands.user_id = 10869 ) > ? OR `band_privacy_settings`.`band_privacy_level` != ?
    ) OR `band_privacy_settings`.`band_privacy_level` IS NULL
) AND (`festival`.`entry_kind` = ? OR `festival`.`id` IS NULL)
AND (date(`calendar_entries`.`date_from`) >= ?)
AND `calendar_entries`.`soft_delete` = ?
AND (`country_languages`.`language_id` = ? OR `country_languages`.`language_id` IS NULL)
AND `calendar_entries`.`entry_kind` IN (?, ?)
AND `calendar_entries`.`event_class` IN (?, ?)
AND `calendar_entries`.`status` = ?
GROUP BY `1000, 1000000 field`
ORDER BY calendar_entries.date_from
LIMIT 1000, 20

Сидить замовник такий не тужить тай думку гадає, а що це я буду платити півтори куска спеціалусту за роботу, як є "профі" за 500 доларів, а тут ше і Вася програміст каже, а шо це ти будеш платити таку суму, як я зроблю дешевше за 300! Настрій хороший, угода укладена, робота кипить. Проходить не так багато часу, як замовник каже, а що це сторінка 2хв грузиться, а Вася каже, то нічо ми то все оптимізуємо! Проходить ще декілька місяців, а результату нема. Тоді замовнек розуміє, що Вася не профі і шукає профі в Х рази дорощого! Не так багато часу пройшло, як профі за 1000 каже, я в два рази оптимізував, більше не реально! Замовник пригнічений, шукає профі, і в один прекрасний момент знаходиться дійсно профі, який по домовленості в зарплату X оптимізував, повикидував, переписав, дописав і в результаті 50 мс при 500000 записів. Підсумок: 300 + 1000 + X != 300 :)

silverreve23, 12 Августа 2020

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PHP / Говнокод #26849

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$data = [];
        $firstGenreId = Genre::where('homepage_filter_band', 1)->first()->id;
        $bandSearch = [
            'limit' => request('limit') ?? 6,
            'genre' => $firstGenreId,
            'category' => BandCategory::where('homepage_filter', 1)->first()->id,
            'status' => 1
        ];

        $subGenres = Genre::getGenresByCategory($bandSearch['genre']);
        $bandSearch['genre'] = [$bandSearch['genre']];
        foreach ($subGenres as $subGenre){
            array_push($bandSearch['genre'], $subGenre->id);
        }

        $data['bandsGenre']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByGenre($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsGenre']['filters'] = Genre::isExistGenreByBandFilter();
        $data['bandsGenre']['active_filter'] = $firstGenreId;
        $data['bandsGenre']['type'] = 'genre';

        $data['bandsCategories']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByCategory($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsCategories']['filters'] = BandCategory::isExistCategoryByBandFilter();
        $data['bandsCategories']['active_filter'] = $bandSearch['category'];
        $data['bandsCategories']['type'] = 'category';

        $data['bandsStatus']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByStatus($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsStatus']['active_filter'] = 1;
        $data['bandsStatus']['filters'] = (object)[
            0 => [
                'id' => 1,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.newest')
            ],
            1 => [
                'id' => 2,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.lastUpdated')
            ]
        ];
        $data['bandsStatus']['type'] = 'status';

        $firstGenreId = Genre::where('homepage_filter_musician', 1)->first()->id;
        $firstInstrumentId = Instrument::where('homepage_filter', 1)->first()->id;
        $musicianSearch = [
            'limit' => request('limit') ?? 6,
            'genre' => $firstGenreId,
            'instrument' => $firstInstrumentId,
            'status' => 1
        ];

        $subGenres = Genre::getGenresByCategory($musicianSearch['genre']);
        $musicianSearch['genre'] = [$musicianSearch['genre']];
        foreach ($subGenres as $subGenre){
            array_push($musicianSearch['genre'], $subGenre->id);
        }

        $subInstruments = Instrument::getInstrumentsByCategory($musicianSearch['instrument']);
        $musicianSearch['instrument'] = [$musicianSearch['instrument']];
        foreach ($subInstruments as $subInstrument){
            array_push($musicianSearch['instrument'], $subInstrument->id);
        }

        $data['musiciansGenre']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByGenre($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansGenre']['filters'] = Genre::isExistGenreByFilter();
        $data['musiciansGenre']['active_filter'] = $firstGenreId;
        $data['musiciansGenre']['type'] = 'genre';

        $data['musiciansInstrument']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByInstrument($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['filters'] = Instrument::isExistInstrumentByFilter();
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['active_filter'] = $firstInstrumentId;
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['type'] = 'instrument';

        $data['musiciansStatus']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByStatus($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansStatus']['active_filter'] = 1;
        $data['musiciansStatus']['filters'] = (object)[
            0 => [
                'id' => 1,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.newest')
            ],
            1 => [
                'id' => 2,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.lastUpdated')
            ]
        ];
        $data['musiciansStatus']['type'] = 'status';

        return response()->json($data, 200);

Кажуть - шота сторінка довго грузиться :)

silverreve23, 07 Августа 2020

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PHP / Говнокод #26846

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class MyEvents extends \Event\EventsHandler {
 static $key = 1;
 public function BeforeQuery() {
 Timer::start(self::$key);
 }
 public function AfterQuery() {
 Timer::step(self::$key++);
 if(Timer::$last['different'] > 1) {
 $debug_backtrace = debug_backtrace();
 foreach($debug_backtrace as $k=>$v) {
 if($v['function'] == 'q') {
 $error = "QUERY: ".$v['args'][0]."\n".
 "file: ".$v['file']."\n".				 
 "line: ".$v['line']."\n".
 "date: ".date("Y-m-d H:i:s")."\n".
 "===================================";		
 
 file_put_contents('./logs/slowquery.log',$error."\r\n",FILE_APPEND);
 break;
 }
 }
 }
 }
 public function ShutDownSystem() {
 echo microtime(true) - $_SERVER["REQUEST_TIME_FLOAT"];
 }
}
Event::setEventHandler('MyEvents');
q("SELECT * FROM `table` ORDER BY RAND()");
q("SELECT NOW()");
echo Timer::result();

Измеряем время запросов и время загрузки страницы
https://school-php.com/tricks/23/dokumentatsiya-po-fw

6a6yuH, 07 Августа 2020

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PHP / Говнокод #26842

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while (true) {
  if ($current === $requested) {
     break;
  }
  if (! in_array($requested, $available)) {
     break;
  }
  session()->put('locale', $requested);
  break;
}

Edd, 05 Августа 2020

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Куча / Говнокод #26840

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IT Оффтоп #54

#26: https://govnokod.ru/26050 https://govnokod.xyz/_26050
#27: https://govnokod.ru/26340 https://govnokod.xyz/_26340
#28: https://govnokod.ru/26372 https://govnokod.xyz/_26372
#29: https://govnokod.ru/26385 https://govnokod.xyz/_26385
#30: https://govnokod.ru/26413 https://govnokod.xyz/_26413
#31: https://govnokod.ru/26423 https://govnokod.xyz/_26423
#32: https://govnokod.ru/26440 https://govnokod.xyz/_26440
#33: https://govnokod.ru/26449 https://govnokod.xyz/_26449
#34: https://govnokod.ru/26456 https://govnokod.xyz/_26456
#35: https://govnokod.ru/26463 https://govnokod.xyz/_26463
#36: https://govnokod.ru/26508 https://govnokod.xyz/_26508
#37: https://govnokod.ru/26524 https://govnokod.xyz/_26524
#38: https://govnokod.ru/26539 https://govnokod.xyz/_26539
#39: https://govnokod.ru/26556 https://govnokod.xyz/_26556
#40: https://govnokod.ru/26568 https://govnokod.xyz/_26568
#41: https://govnokod.ru/26589 https://govnokod.xyz/_26589
#42: https://govnokod.ru/26600 https://govnokod.xyz/_26600
#43: https://govnokod.ru/26604 https://govnokod.xyz/_26604
#44: https://govnokod.ru/26627 https://govnokod.xyz/_26627
#45: https://govnokod.ru/26635 https://govnokod.xyz/_26635
#46: (vanished) https://govnokod.xyz/_26646
#46: (vanished) https://govnokod.xyz/_26654
#47: https://govnokod.ru/26671 https://govnokod.xyz/_26671
#48: https://govnokod.ru/26707 https://govnokod.xyz/_26707
#49: https://govnokod.ru/26750 https://govnokod.xyz/_26750
#49: https://govnokod.ru/26776 https://govnokod.xyz/_26776
#50: https://govnokod.ru/26804 https://govnokod.xyz/_26804
#51: https://govnokod.ru/26809 https://govnokod.xyz/_26809
#52: https://govnokod.ru/26817 https://govnokod.xyz/_26817
#53: https://govnokod.ru/26833 https://govnokod.xyz/_26833

nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 03 Августа 2020

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Куча / Говнокод #26839

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Пиздец-оффтоп #5

#1: https://govnokod.ru/26503 https://govnokod.xyz/_26503
#2: https://govnokod.ru/26541 https://govnokod.xyz/_26541
#3: https://govnokod.ru/26583 https://govnokod.xyz/_26583
#4: https://govnokod.ru/26689 https://govnokod.xyz/_26689

nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 03 Августа 2020

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.