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1. SQL / Говнокод #25503

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   SELECT MIN(len) from huis

   bormandyan, 03 Апреля 2019

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2. SQL / Говнокод #25502

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   SELECT MAX(len) from huis

   bormandyan, 03 Апреля 2019

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3. SQL / Говнокод #25360

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   CREATE TABLE `test` (
       `id` INT(11) unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
        `parent` INT(10) unsigned NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
         `name` VARCHAR(50),
        PRIMARY KEY (`id`)
       ) ENGINE=InnoDB;
   INSERT INTO test (id, parent, name) values (1, 0, '10'),(2, 1, '21'),(4, 3, '43'),(5, 0, '50'),(6, 5, '65'),(7, 6, '76'),(8, 7, '87'),(9, 8, '98');
   SELECT t1.name AS lev1, t2.name as lev2, t3.name as lev3, t4.name as lev4, t5.name as lev5, t6.name as lev6, t7.name as lev7 FROM `test` AS t1 LEFT JOIN test AS t2 ON t2.`parent` = t1.`id`  LEFT JOIN test AS t3 ON t3.`parent` = t2.`id`  LEFT JOIN test AS t4 ON t4.`parent` = t3.`id` LEFT JOIN test AS t5 ON t5.`parent` = t4.`id` LEFT JOIN test AS t6 ON t6.`parent` = t5.`id` LEFT JOIN test AS t7 ON t7.`parent` = t6.`id`;

   взять последнего парента с седьмого колена!
   я просто похлопаю :)

   websbkinfo, 07 Февраля 2019

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4. SQL / Говнокод #24861

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   snegoviktlt, 04 Октября 2018

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5. SQL / Говнокод #24817

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   https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Хранимая_процедура#Возможности_программирования
   Начиная с версии Oracle 10g поддерживается так называемая естественная компиляция
   (native compilation) хранимого процедурного кода в Си и затем в машинный код целевой
   машины, после чего при вызове хранимой процедуры происходит прямое выполнение её
   скомпилированного объектного кода.

   Можно сделать вирусню, живущую в этих самых хранимых процедурах в машинном коде и инфицирующую другие БД с хранимыми процедурами

   j123123, 26 Сентября 2018

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6. SQL / Говнокод #24749

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   SELECT *
   FROM
     (SELECT CASE
      WHEN (CASE
   		WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
   						(SELECT top (1) date
   						FROM Battles AS P2
   						WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   						ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
   		ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
   								(SELECT top (1) date
   								FROM Battles AS P2
   								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   								ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
   	END + CASE
   				WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
   								(SELECT top (1) date
   								FROM Battles AS P2
   								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   								ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
   																	(SELECT top (1) date
   																	FROM Battles AS P2
   																	WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   																	ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
   				ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
   									(SELECT top (1) date
   									FROM Battles AS P2
   									WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   									ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
   																		(SELECT top (1) date
   																			FROM Battles AS P2
   																			WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   																			ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
   			END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
         ELSE (CASE
           WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
                           (SELECT top (1) date
                            FROM Battles AS P2
                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                            ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
           ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                                 (SELECT top (1) date
                                  FROM Battles AS P2
                                  WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                  ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
       END + CASE
        WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
                         (SELECT top (1) date
                          FROM Battles AS P2
                          WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                          ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                              (SELECT top (1) date
                                                               FROM Battles AS P2
                                                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                               ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
        ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                              (SELECT top (1) date
                               FROM Battles AS P2
                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                               ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                                   (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                    FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                    WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                    ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))  END)
     END AS 'Возраст',
     date AS date1,
        (SELECT top (1) date
         FROM Battles AS P2
         WHERE P2.date > P1.date
         ORDER BY P2.date) AS date2
      FROM Battles AS P1
      WHERE
          (SELECT top (1) date
           FROM Battles AS P2
           WHERE P2.date > P1.date
           ORDER BY P2.date) IS NOT NULL) AS t
   UNION
     (SELECT CASE
      WHEN (CASE
                WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
            END + CASE
                      WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                      ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                  END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
      ELSE (CASE
                WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
            END + CASE
                      WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                      ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                  END)
       END, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE())
      FROM Battles AS T1
      WHERE
          (SELECT top (1) date    FROM Battles AS T2
           WHERE T2.date > T1.date ORDER BY T2.date) IS NULL );

   BDcorabli@ex5

   akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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7. SQL / Говнокод #24748

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   select * from
   (
   select case when (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end as 'Возраст', date as date1, (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) as date2 from Battles as P1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) is not null) as t
   union
   (select case when (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE()) from Battles as T1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as T2 where T2.date > T1.date order by T2.date) is null
   );

   BDcorabli@nomer5

   akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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8. SQL / Говнокод #24336

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   //Список категорий записан в строках с разделителем вида "23", "11||12" или даже "3||8||12||43||23"
   SELECT id, pagetitle FROM modx_site_content WHERE categores LIKE "%|[[*id]]" OR categores LIKE "%|[[*id]]|%" OR categores LIKE "[[*id]]|%" OR categores="[[*id]]"

   FODD, 29 Мая 2018

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9. SQL / Говнокод #24334

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   SELECT DISTINCT comment_author
   FROM  `wp_comments` 
   WHERE comment_content LIKE  '%и т.д%'
   ORDER BY comment_date
   
   https://ideone.com/78q77K
   
   
   SELECT DISTINCT comment_author
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   WHERE comment_content LIKE  '%итд%'
   ORDER BY comment_date
   
   https://ideone.com/bB9w3t

   Тут сразу палятся файки roskomgovno aka SemaReal aka barop aka huesto aka guestinho aka guesto

   minusinho, 28 Мая 2018

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    "SELECT " +
                        "2 AS recType," +
                        "1 AS cnt," +
                        "''  AS vndName," +
                        "'' AS catName," +
                        "off.orderBy1S AS orderBy1S," +
                        "off._id AS _id," +
                        "off.vendorCode AS vendorCode," +
                        "off.price AS price," +
                        "off.currencyId AS currencyId," +
                        "off.thumbnail AS thumbnail," +
                        "off.name AS name," +
                        "IFNULL(crt.quantity,0) AS quantityItem," +
                        "off.queryRest AS queryRest," +
                        "off.valueRest AS valueRest," +
                        "off.lastChangedRest AS lastChangedRest," +
                        "off.price_uah_ir AS price_uah_ir," +
                        "IFNULL(vlt.[rate],0) AS rate " + //валютный курс для currencyId товара
                        "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                        "LEFT JOIN tCart AS crt ON off.vendorCode=crt.offerId " +
                        "LEFT JOIN tCurrency AS vlt ON off.currencyId=vlt.valute " +
    
                        "WHERE  off.vendorName='" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND off.categoryId=" + CATEGORY_ID + " AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                        "UNION " +
                        "SELECT " +
                        "1," +
                        "COUNT(*)," +
                        "MAX(vnd.name)," +
                        "IFNULL(cat.name,'')," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "''," +
                        "''," +
                        "vnd.name," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "''," +
                        "''," +
                        "0," +
                        "0 " +
                        "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                        "LEFT JOIN tVendor AS vnd ON off.vendorName=vnd.name " +
                        "INNER JOIN tCategory AS cat ON off.categoryId=cat._id " +
                        "WHERE  off.vendorName='" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND off.categoryId=" + CATEGORY_ID + " AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                        "GROUP BY vnd.name HAVING COUNT(*)>0 " +
                        "UNION " +
                        "SELECT " +
                        "3," +
                        "COUNT(*)," +
                        "MAX('Другой товар')," +
                        "''," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "''," +
                        "''," +
                        "'Другой товар'," +
                        "0," +
                        "0," +
                        "''," +
                        "''," +
                        "0," +
                        "0 " +
                        "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                        "WHERE  off.vendorName<>'" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                        "GROUP BY 'Другой товар' HAVING COUNT(*)>0 " +
                        "UNION " +
                        "SELECT " +
                        "4," +
                        "1," +
                        "''," +
                        "''," +
                        "off.orderBy1S," +
                        "off._id," +
                        "off.vendorCode," +
                        "off.price," +
                        "off.currencyId," +
                        "off.thumbnail," +
                        "off.name," +
                        "IFNULL(crt.quantity,0)," +
                        "off.queryRest," +
                        "off.valueRest," +
                        "off.lastChangedRest," +
                        "off.price_uah_ir," +
                        "IFNULL(vlt.[rate],0) " + //валютный курс для currencyId товара
                        "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                        "LEFT JOIN tCart AS crt ON off.vendorCode=crt.offerId " +
                        "LEFT JOIN tCurrency AS vlt ON off.currencyId=vlt.valute " +
                        "WHERE  off.vendorName<>'" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                        "ORDER BY  recType,orderBy1S ";

    Комменты говорят, что это поиск по бренду и названию

    makesense, 16 Мая 2018

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