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  2. SQL / Говнокод #24749

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    SELECT *
    FROM
      (SELECT CASE
       WHEN (CASE
    		WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
    						(SELECT top (1) date
    						FROM Battles AS P2
    						WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    						ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
    		ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
    								(SELECT top (1) date
    								FROM Battles AS P2
    								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    								ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
    	END + CASE
    				WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
    								(SELECT top (1) date
    								FROM Battles AS P2
    								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    								ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
    																	(SELECT top (1) date
    																	FROM Battles AS P2
    																	WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    																	ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
    				ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
    									(SELECT top (1) date
    									FROM Battles AS P2
    									WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    									ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
    																		(SELECT top (1) date
    																			FROM Battles AS P2
    																			WHERE P2.date > P1.date
    																			ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
    			END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
          ELSE (CASE
            WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
                            (SELECT top (1) date
                             FROM Battles AS P2
                             WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                             ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
            ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                                  (SELECT top (1) date
                                   FROM Battles AS P2
                                   WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                   ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
        END + CASE
         WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
                          (SELECT top (1) date
                           FROM Battles AS P2
                           WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                           ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                               (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
         ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                               (SELECT top (1) date
                                FROM Battles AS P2
                                WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                                    (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                     FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                     WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                     ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))  END)
      END AS 'Возраст',
      date AS date1,
         (SELECT top (1) date
          FROM Battles AS P2
          WHERE P2.date > P1.date
          ORDER BY P2.date) AS date2
       FROM Battles AS P1
       WHERE
           (SELECT top (1) date
            FROM Battles AS P2
            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
            ORDER BY P2.date) IS NOT NULL) AS t
    UNION
      (SELECT CASE
       WHEN (CASE
                 WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                 ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
             END + CASE
                       WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                       ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                   END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
       ELSE (CASE
                 WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                 ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
             END + CASE
                       WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                       ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                   END)
        END, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE())
       FROM Battles AS T1
       WHERE
           (SELECT top (1) date    FROM Battles AS T2
            WHERE T2.date > T1.date ORDER BY T2.date) IS NULL );

    BDcorabli@ex5

    akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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  3. SQL / Говнокод #24748

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    select * from
    (
    select case when (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end as 'Возраст', date as date1, (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) as date2 from Battles as P1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) is not null) as t
    union
    (select case when (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE()) from Battles as T1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as T2 where T2.date > T1.date order by T2.date) is null
    );

    BDcorabli@nomer5

    akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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