1. Список говнокодов пользователя MAPTbIwKA

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  2. Куча / Говнокод #25978

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    begin 644 /dev/stdout
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    MAPTbIwKA, 19 Октября 2019

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  3. C++ / Говнокод #25927

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    In file included from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/string:52:0,
                 from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/bits/locale_classes.h:40,
                 from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/bits/ios_base.h:41,
                 from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/ios:42,
                 from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/ostream:38,
                 from /usr/include/c++/5.5.0/iostream:39,
                 from 1.cpp:1:
/usr/include/c++/5.5.0/bits/basic_string.h:5275:5: note: candidate: template<class _CharT, class _Traits, class _Alloc> std::basic_ostream<_CharT, _Traits>& std::operator<<(std::basic_ostream<_CharT, _Traits>&, const std::basic_string<_CharT, _Traits, _Alloc>&)
     operator<<(basic_ostream<_CharT, _Traits>& __os,
     ^
/usr/include/c++/5.5.0/bits/basic_string.h:5275:5: note:   template argument deduction/substitution failed:
1.cpp:16:18: note:   mismatched types ‘std::basic_ostream<_CharT, _Traits>’

    давайте обсирать С++

    MAPTbIwKA, 11 Октября 2019

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  4. Куча / Говнокод #25871

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    There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the
warlord Wu.  The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design:
an accounting package or an operating system?"
        "An operating system," replied the programmer.
        The warlord uttered an exclamation of disbelief. "Surely an
accounting package is trivial next to the complexity of an operating
system," he said.
        "Not so," said the programmer, "when designing an accounting package,
the programmer operates as a mediator between people having different ideas:
how it must operate, how its reports must appear, and how it must conform to
tax laws.  By contrast, an operating system is not limited by outward
appearances.  When designing an operating system, the programmer seeks the
simplest harmony between machine and ideas.  This is why an operating system
is easier to design."
        The warlord of Wu nodded and smiled. "That is all good and well,"
he said, "but which is easier to debug?"
        The programmer made no reply.
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

    друзья, а как думаете вы?
    что проще делать, а что дебажить?

    MAPTbIwKA, 26 Сентября 2019

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  5. Си / Говнокод #25849

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    Сначала вот
https://medium.com/@selamie/remove-richard-stallman-fec6ec210794

А потом вот
https://www.fsf.org/news/richard-m-stallman-resigns

ПРЫЩЕБЛЯДИ СОСНУЛИ ОЧЕНЬ СЕРЬЕЗНО

    MAPTbIwKA, 17 Сентября 2019

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  6. Ruby / Говнокод #25821

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    квик куик
давайте обсуждать

манки-патчинг это зло или добро?

    куииик

    MAPTbIwKA, 10 Сентября 2019

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