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#include <stdio.h>
#include <sys/time.h>
#define p printf
#define r putchar
#define n "\n\e[1;1H\e[2J"
#define l long
#define f for
#define v void
#define j int
#define k char
#define N P(i);
#define u usleep
#define you p(n);u(T);}}}o(g,3e5,1);o(w,1e5,3);o(q,4e5,1);o(a,4e4,4);
#define know "\x49\x74\x20\x69\x73\x20\x67\x6f\x6e\x6e\x61\x20\x62\x65\x20\x6c\x65\x67\x65\x6e\x2e\x2e\x2e";
#define this f(;;){S=time(0);l h=S/3600%24;
#define scare {f(j x=0;(E[x])!='\0';x++){f(j y=0;y<=x;y++){r(E[y]);}
#define code l m=S/60%60;l s=S%60;P(i-3);h>9?p("%s%li:",d,h):p("%s0%li:",d,h);
#define is m>9?p("%li:",m):p("0%li:",m);s>9?p("%li%s\n",s,d):p("0%li%s\n",s,d);
#define Best N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x28\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x28\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffffbd\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x7c\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x7c\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff81\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x7c\x20\xffffffe4\xffffffb8\xffffffbf\x20\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\x20\xffffffe2\xffffff8c\xffffff92\x29\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x7c\x20\x7c\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x29\x20\x2f\xa");
#define I j main(){k*g=
#define kidding N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffef\xffffffbe\xffffff9a\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffff8e\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffffbd\x5f\xffffffe3\xffffff81\xffffffa4\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x2f\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x2f\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\x2f\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x2f\x7c\xa");
#define but l i=0;l S;v P(l c){f(l i=c;i>=0;i--){p(" ");}}l b=0;l t=15e4;
#define may k*a="\x4c\x45\x47\x45\x4e\x44\x41\x52\x59\x21";k*d="";j c;v o(k*E,l T,j z){f(;z>0;z--)
#define safe if(t==99){p(n);t=15e4;d=!(S%11)?" || ":!(S%7)?" ## ":!(S%3)?" $$ ":!(S%13)?" !! ":
#define regards N p("\x20\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffff8e\x20\x29\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x4c\xffffffef\xffffffbe\xffffff89\xa");N p("\x28\x5f\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffff8f\xa");u(t);t=(t=t-(t/1e2));
#define Just p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\x28\x20\xffffffcd\xffffffa1\xffffffc2\xffffffb0\x20\xffffffcd\xffffff9c\xffffffca\xffffff96\x20\xffffffcd\xffffffa1\xffffffc2\xffffffb0\x29\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\x3e\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffe2\xffffff8c\xffffff92\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffffbd\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x2f\x20\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffe3\xffffff81\xffffffb8\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xa"); N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\x2f\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x2f\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xa");
#define it k*w="\x77\x61\x69\x74\x20\x66\x6f\x72\x20\x69\x74\x2e\x2e\x2e";k*q="\x64\x61\x72\x79\x21";
#define likely " ~~ ";continue;}N p("\xffffffe2\xffffff8a\xffffff82\x5f\xffffffe3\xffffff83\xffffffbd\xa");N p("\xffffffe3\xffffff80\xffffff80\x20\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xffffffef\xffffffbc\xffffffbc\xa"); N
#define pl7ofit p(n);b=(i>50||(i>0&&b==1))?1:0;i=b==1?i-1:i+1;}}
I know it may scare you but this code is safe
likely //...
Just kidding
Best regards
pl7ofit
Мой код для конкурса говнокодов, который занял 4-е место.
*Даже на конкурсе дебилов занял четвертое место...*
https://tproger.ru/events/shitcode-contest-result/
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