1. SQL / Говнокод #699

    −873.4

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    SELECT BE.SORT as SORT,BE.ID as ID,DATE_FORMAT(BE.TIMESTAMP_X, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s') as TIMESTAMP_X,BE.MODIFIED_BY as
     MODIFIED_BY,DATE_FORMAT(BE.DATE_CREATE, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s') as DATE_CREATE,BE.CREATED_BY as CREATED_BY,BE.IBLOCK_ID as
     IBLOCK_ID,BE.IBLOCK_SECTION_ID as IBLOCK_SECTION_ID,BE.ACTIVE as ACTIVE,IF(EXTRACT(HOUR_SECOND FROM BE.ACTIVE_FROM)>0,
     DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_FROM, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s'), DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_FROM, '%d.%m.%Y')) as ACTIVE_FROM,IF(EXTRACT(HOUR_SECOND FROM BE.ACTIVE_TO)>0, DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_TO, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s'), DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_TO, '%d.%m.%Y')) as
     ACTIVE_TO,IF(EXTRACT(HOUR_SECOND FROM BE.ACTIVE_FROM)>0, DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_FROM, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s'),
     DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_FROM, '%d.%m.%Y')) as DATE_ACTIVE_FROM,IF(EXTRACT(HOUR_SECOND FROM BE.ACTIVE_TO)>0, DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_TO, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s'), DATE_FORMAT(BE.ACTIVE_TO, '%d.%m.%Y')) as DATE_ACTIVE_TO,BE.NAME as NAME,BE.PREVIEW_PICTURE as 
     PREVIEW_PICTURE,BE.PREVIEW_TEXT as PREVIEW_TEXT,BE.PREVIEW_TEXT_TYPE as PREVIEW_TEXT_TYPE,BE.DETAIL_PICTURE as
     DETAIL_PICTURE,BE.DETAIL_TEXT as DETAIL_TEXT,BE.DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE as DETAIL_TEXT_TYPE,BE.SEARCHABLE_CONTENT as
     SEARCHABLE_CONTENT,BE.WF_STATUS_ID as WF_STATUS_ID,BE.WF_PARENT_ELEMENT_ID as WF_PARENT_ELEMENT_ID,BE.WF_NEW as WF_NEW,if (BE.WF_DATE_LOCK is null, 'green', if(DATE_ADD(BE.WF_DATE_LOCK, interval 60 MINUTE)<now(), 'green', if(BE.WF_LOCKED_BY=0, 'yellow', 'red'))) as LOCK_STATUS,BE.WF_LOCKED_BY as WF_LOCKED_BY,DATE_FORMAT(BE.WF_DATE_LOCK, '%d.%m.%Y %H:%i:%s') as
     WF_DATE_LOCK,BE.WF_COMMENTS as WF_COMMENTS,BE.IN_SECTIONS as IN_SECTIONS,BE.SHOW_COUNTER as SHOW_COUNTER,BE.SHOW_COUNTER_START as
     SHOW_COUNTER_START,BE.CODE as CODE,BE.TAGS as TAGS,BE.XML_ID as XML_ID,BE.XML_ID as EXTERNAL_ID,BE.TMP_ID as
     TMP_ID,concat('(',U.LOGIN,') ',ifnull(U.NAME,''),' ',ifnull(U.LAST_NAME,'')) as USER_NAME,concat('(',UL.LOGIN,') ',ifnull(UL.NAME,''),' ',ifnull(UL.LAST_NAME,'')) as LOCKED_USER_NAME,concat('(',UC.LOGIN,') ',ifnull(UC.NAME,''),' ',ifnull(UC.LAST_NAME,'')) as CREATED_USER_NAME,L.DIR as LANG_DIR,B.LID as LID,B.IBLOCK_TYPE_ID as IBLOCK_TYPE_ID,B.CODE as
     IBLOCK_CODE,B.NAME as IBLOCK_NAME,B.XML_ID as IBLOCK_EXTERNAL_ID,B.DETAIL_PAGE_URL as DETAIL_PAGE_URL,B.LIST_PAGE_URL as
     LIST_PAGE_URL FROM b_iblock B INNER JOIN b_lang L ON B.LID=L.LID INNER JOIN b_iblock_element BE ON BE.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID INNER JOIN b_iblock_property FP1 ON FP1.IBLOCK_ID=B.ID AND FP1.CODE='DAY' INNER JOIN b_iblock_element_property FPV1 ON
     FP1.ID=FPV1.IBLOCK_PROPERTY_ID AND FPV1.IBLOCK_ELEMENT_ID=BE.ID INNER JOIN b_iblock_property_enum FPEN1 ON FP1.ID = FPEN1.PROPERTY_ID AND FPV1.VALUE_ENUM=FPEN1.ID INNER JOIN b_iblock_property FP2 ON FP2.IBLOCK_ID=B.ID AND FP2.CODE='MONTH' INNER JOIN
     b_iblock_element_property FPV2 ON FP2.ID=FPV2.IBLOCK_PROPERTY_ID AND FPV2.IBLOCK_ELEMENT_ID=BE.ID INNER JOIN b_iblock_property_enum FPEN2 ON FP2.ID = FPEN2.PROPERTY_ID AND FPV2.VALUE_ENUM=FPEN2.ID LEFT JOIN b_user U ON U.ID=BE.MODIFIED_BY LEFT JOIN b_user UL ON
     UL.ID=BE.WF_LOCKED_BY LEFT JOIN b_user UC ON UC.ID=BE.CREATED_BY WHERE 1=1 AND B.ID IN (0,72) AND ( (BE.WF_STATUS_ID=1 AND
     BE.WF_PARENT_ELEMENT_ID IS NULL) ) AND ((((BE.IBLOCK_ID = '72')))) AND (((BE.ACTIVE_TO >= now() OR BE.ACTIVE_TO IS NULL) AND
     (BE.ACTIVE_FROM <= now() OR BE.ACTIVE_FROM IS NULL))) AND ((((BE.ACTIVE='Y')))) AND (BE.IN_SECTIONS ='N' ) AND ((((FPEN1.VALUE LIKE
     '-1')))) AND ((((FPEN2.VALUE LIKE 'Март')))) ORDER BY BE.SORT asc

    Вот что бывает когда человека заменет скрипт, причем написаные тупым человеком, ORM рулить.

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  2. SQL / Говнокод #698

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    UPDATE DKNDRECTMPL SET
        TARGET = IIF(OPERATION IN (0, 1, 3, 4, 5), 0, 1),
        ACT = CASE OPERATION
              WHEN 0 THEN 0
              WHEN 1 THEN 1
          WHEN 2 THEN 1
          WHEN 3 THEN 1
          WHEN 4 THEN 1
          WHEN 5 THEN 3
              END;

    Это Firebird если чё.

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  3. SQL / Говнокод #697

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    UPDATE CARD SET STATE = (STATE - 1) * (-1);
    //таким экзотическим способом инвертируем значения 0/1, чтобы не подцеплять лишних UDF

    SQL-инвертор

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #696

    +173.1

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    $h_month = date("m");
    $h_day = date("d");
    $h_year = date("Y");
    $h_hour = date("H");
    $h_minute = date("i");
    
    $history = mysql_query("insert into history values('','$h_month','$h_day','$h_year','$h_hour','$h_minute','$total_open','$beat','$wins','$tie','$can_change_up','$can_change_down','$cannot_win','$t_adjusted_gain','$t_adjusted_loss','$t_dollar_amount')");

    вот так вот человек хранит дату в БД =)

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #695

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    bool CUser::IsFavorite(const CGuid &guid)
    {
     ASSERT(this);
     if(!this )
      return false;
    ...
    }

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #694

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    // в посредине кода сайта http://mdist.metallizdeliya.ru/en/info/programmes/academic_programmes/introduction.html 
    <meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId">
    <meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator">
    <meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator">
    
    <link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5Cgeneral%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List" />
    <link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5Cgeneral%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData" />

    Из кода сайта http://mdist.metallizdeliya.ru/en/info/programmes/academic_programmes/introduction.html

    guest, 11 Марта 2009

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #693

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    class PliggMailer{
    
    	var $subject = '';
    	var $body = '';
    	var $from = '';
    	var $to = '';
    
    	function PliggMailer($subj = '', $body = '', $from = '', $to = '', $cc = '', $bcc = ''){
    
    		if($subj != ''){$this->subject = $subj;}
    		if($body != ''){$this->body = $body;}
    		if($from != ''){$this->from = $from;}
    		if(!is_array($to)){$to[] = $to;}
    		if(count($to) == 0){$this->to = $to;}
    		if(!is_array($to)){$to[] = $to;}
    		if(count($to) == 0){$this->to = $to;}
    		if(!is_array($to)){$to[] = $to;}
    		if(count($to) == 0){$this->to = $to;}
    
    	}

    Блоговый движок pligg жжот.

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  8. Java / Говнокод #692

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    if(included.equals(INCLUDED_ALL) || fieldNames.indexOf(field.getName()) != -1) {
              if ((field.getDocumentMapping() != null && field.getDocumentMapping().trim().length() > 0)
                      || (isCase.booleanValue()
                          && ((field.getWorkflowMapping() != null && field.getWorkflowMapping().trim().length() > 0)
                              || (field.getContentMapping() != null && field.getContentMapping().trim().length() > 0))
                         ) {
        // тут еще насрано
    }}
                 ) {

    классический унылый говнокод, весь проект в таком стиле..

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #691

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    defined( '_VALID_MOS' ) or die( 'Пошел на хуй отсюдова ...' );

    залез поправить шаблон и офигел, интересно как мог офигеть пользователь сайта

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  10. Assembler / Говнокод #690

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    mov ecx, 200h - 1
    not ecx
    and eax, ecx

    Лень считать в уме

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