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      // kuso@npj: спорная строка, но мне она нравится:
  error_reporting (E_ALL ^ E_NOTICE);

    guest, 27 Ноября 2008

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  3. bash / Говнокод #28947

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    // Таких warning куча целая.
warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_72 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_73 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_70 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_71 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_68 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_69 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_64 during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /dev/hugepages/rtemap_67 during file-backed mapping note processing


warning: Can't open file /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libpthread-2.31.so during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libdl-2.31.so during file-backed mapping note processing

warning: Can't open file /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/ld-2.31.so during file-backed mapping note processing
[New LWP 3742003]
[New LWP 3742078]
[New LWP 3742050]
[New LWP 3742068]
[New LWP 3742356]
[New LWP 3742094]
[New LWP 3742095]
[New LWP 3742315]
[New LWP 3742316]
[New LWP 3742322]
[New LWP 3742338]
[New LWP 3742354]
[New LWP 3742355]
[New LWP 3768784]

(gdb) bt
#0  0x00007fbcdb6c92ab in ?? ()
#1  0x0000000000004203 in ?? ()
#2  0x00007fbcdabadf90 in ?? ()
#3  0x00007fbcdabb136e in ?? ()
#4  0x000055f0507c881a in ?? ()
#5  0x00007fbcdb5abdb4 in ?? ()
#6  0x000055f0507c908e in ?? ()
#7  0x000055f0507ab565 in ?? ()
#8  0x000055f0507abad0 in ?? ()
#9  0x000055f0507ac1f1 in ?? ()
#10 0x000055f0507aece7 in ?? ()
#11 0x000055f050795ca5 in ?? ()
#12 0x00007fbcd893b083 in ?? ()
#13 0x000055f050798f9e in ?? ()
#14 0x0000000000000000 in ?? ()

    С корками вообще не работал ни разу. И сейчас gdb показывает знаки вопроса, дебажные символы прогрузились, в чем может быть дело?

    YpaHeLI_, 20 Июня 2024

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #28789

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    /*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2011 Microsoft Corporation
*/
 
#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
#include "metro.h" //windows 8
 
class Windows8 extends WindowsSeven implements Nothing {
    
    int totalNewFeatures = 6; //task manager, ribbon, new bsod =D, new WAT, metro, linux_block
    int totalWorkingFeatures = 1; //bsod
    float bugCount = 345889E+09;
    bool readyForRelease = FALSE;
    
    void main() {
        while (!CRASHED) {
            if (first_time_install) {
                if (installedRAM < 2GB || processorSpeed < 4GHz || videoCard < 1) { //requires video card
                    MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
                    GetKeyPress();
                    //BSOD();
                    BSOD2(); //windows 8
                }
            }
            Make10GBswapfile();
            SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE|LINUX_PARTITION|GRUB); //new features (linux & grub)
            AddRandomDriver();
            MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.";
            GetKeyPress();
            //BSOD();
            BSDO2(); //windows 8
        }
    
        //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
        //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
        //printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
        //printf("Welcome to Windows 7");
        printf("Welcome to Windows 8"); //8 : official name?
        
        goto check_license;
        
        goto start_metro; //windows 8 exclusive!! remove it on future versions
        
        start_metro:
            StartMetroUI();
            if (WindowsStartMenuClick == 1)
            {
                goto start_metro;
            }
            else
            {
                if (TryingToRemoveMetroUsingRegedit == 1)
                {
                    goto start_metro;
                }
            }
            
        if (still_not_crashed) {
            //CheckUserLicense();
            //DoubleCheckUserLicense();
            //TripleCheckUserLicense();
            goto check_license;
            
            check_license:
#ifdef NEED_LICENSE    //DO_NOT_REMOVE, ALWAYS NEED A LICENSE
#include "string.h"
#endif 
                if (strlen(LicenseInput) < 10 || CheckOEMLicense(LicenseInput) < 1)
                {
                    MessageBox("License is already in use or invalid.");
                    GetKeyPress();
                    //BSOD();
                    BSOD2(); //windows 8
                }
                else
                {
                    goto start_metro;
                }
            
            RelayUserDeatilsToRedmond();
            DisplayFancyGraphics();
            FlickerLED(hard_drive);
            //SetTheme(WindowsVista);
            SetTheme(WindowsSeven);
            RunWindowsSeven();
        }
    }
    
    return LotsMoreMoney;
}

    iliya5digital, 29 Мая 2023

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #28632

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    /**
     * Hash a value according to FraudRecord specifications
     *
     * @param string $value
     * @param bool $prepare password is treated differently
     * @return string
     */
    function hash($value, $prepare = true)
    {
        if($prepare) {
            $value = trim($value);
            $value = strtolower($value);
            $value = str_replace(" ", "", $value);
        }

        for($i = 0; $i < 32000; $i++)
            $value = sha1("fraudrecord-".$value);
        return $value;
    }

    Безопасность в безопасности от безопасности

    https://github.com/splitice/fraudrecord-api/blob/master/src/Splitice/FraudRecord/FraudRecordApi.php#L58

    bot, 13 Марта 2023

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #28314

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    DECAHTHblu_nemyx, 02 Августа 2022

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  7. Perl / Говнокод #28304

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    #!/usr/bin/perl -w

# apt install  libdatetime-format-dateparse-perl libemail-sender-perl libemail-mime-perl
use warnings FATAL => 'all';
use strict;
use v5.28;
use utf8;

use Date::Parse;
use Date::Language;
use Date::Language::English;
use Socket;
use Email::Sender::Simple qw(sendmail);
use Email::Sender::Transport::SMTP qw();
use Email::MIME;
use Encode;

use constant FROM_MAIL => '[email protected]';
use constant TO_MAIL => 'postmaster';

# user->ip->error
my %errors;

my $dateLang = Date::Language->new('English');
my $yesterday = time() - 86400;
my %patterns = (
    "Ошибка аутентификаици"            => qr/.+Authentication failed for user (.+?)\. Attempt from IP address ([0-9.]+)\. (.+)$/,
    "Попытка отправки с чужого адреса" => qr/.+Message from authenticated user: <([a-z.@]+)> was rejected, because sender identity was detected as spoofed. \(Source IP address: ([0-9.]+), (From header: <[.a-z@]+?>).*/,
);

while (<>) {
    next unless m/^\[(.+)\](.+)/;
    my $time = $dateLang->str2time($1);
    next unless $time > $yesterday .. 0;
    my $message = $2;
    while ((my $error, my $regex) = each %patterns) {
        next unless $message =~ m/$regex/;
        $errors{$error}{$1}{$2}{$3} += 1;
    }
}

exit 0 if !%errors;

my @message;
while ((my $error, my $userIpLogTimes) = each %errors) {
    push @message, $error;
    while ((my $user, my $ipLogTimes) = each %$userIpLogTimes) {
        push @message, "\tПользователь $user";
        while ((my $ip, my $logTimes) = each %$ipLogTimes) {
            my $hostName = gethostbyaddr(inet_aton($ip), AF_INET) || $ip;
            push @message, "\t\tс IP $ip ($hostName)";
            while ((my $log, my $times) = each %$logTimes) {
                push @message, "\t\t\t$times раз: $log";
            }
        }
    }
}

my $email = Email::MIME->create(
    attributes => {
        content_type => "text/plain",
        charset      => "UTF-8",
    },
    header_str => [
        From    => FROM_MAIL,
        To      => [ TO_MAIL ],
        Subject =>  'Неудачи на почтовике за последние сутки',
    ],
    body       => encode('utf8', join "\n", @message));

sendmail(
    $email,
    {
        from      => FROM_MAIL,
        to        => TO_MAIL,
        transport => Email::Sender::Transport::SMTP->new({ host => 'localhost' })
    }
) || die 'Cant send';

    Покритикуйте скрипт

    MAPTbIwKA, 29 Июля 2022

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  8. Куча / Говнокод #28206

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    https://discord.gg/qFGgdPas?event=982592329527492638

    Войсовый холивар на дискорд гк
    Основные темы: C++ лучший язык для всех платформ и целей, ржавчина не нужна, где борманд

    kcalbCube, 04 Июня 2022

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  9. Куча / Говнокод #28190

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    with Ada.Unchecked_Conversion;
with Interfaces.C;
with System.Address_To_Access_Conversions;
with System.Address_Operations; use System.Address_Operations;

with VGA_Console; use VGA_Console;

procedure Crash (Source_Location : System.Address; Line : Integer) is
   package C renames Interfaces.C;

   --  Get the length of the C NULL terminated string.
   function Length (Source_Location : System.Address) return C.size_t is
      use type C.size_t;

      function Convert is new Ada.Unchecked_Conversion (Source => C.size_t,
                                                        Target => System.Address);

      package To_Char is new System.Address_To_Access_Conversions (Object => C.char);

      Count : C.size_t               := 0;
      Char  : To_Char.Object_Pointer := To_Char.To_Pointer (AddA (Source_Location, Convert (Count)));
   begin
      while C.char'Pos (Char.all) /= 0 loop
         Count := Count + 1;
         Char  := To_Char.To_Pointer (AddA (Source_Location, Convert (Count)));
      end loop;

      return Count;
   end Length;

   --  This is really ugly, just to convert an address pointing to a C NULL terminated string to an Ada String!
   Source_Length : constant C.size_t := Length (Source_Location);

   type Source_Chars is new C.char_array (0 .. Source_Length);

   C_Str         : Source_Chars with
     Address => Source_Location;
   pragma Import (Convention => Ada, Entity => C_Str);
   Source_Str    : constant String := C.To_Ada (C.char_array (C_Str));
begin
   Put (Str        => "** Kernel crashed at: " & Source_Str & ":" & Integer'Image (Line) & " **",
        X          => 1,
        Y          => 10,
        Foreground => White,
        Background => Red);

   --  TODO: Dump registers.

   Hang : loop
      null;
   end loop Hang;
end Crash;

    3_dar, 25 Мая 2022

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  10. C# / Говнокод #28175

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    using System;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using AAAAA = System.Single;
using AAAAAA = System.Boolean;
using AAAAAAA = System.Int32;
using AAAAAAAA = System.Char;
using AAAAAAAAA = System.Byte;
using AAAAAAAAAA = System.String;
public interface IA<AAAA> where AAAA : AA<AAAA>, new()
{
    AA<AAAA> A();
}
public class AAA : AA<AAA>
{
    public AAA() { }
    public AAA(IA<AAA> AAAA) : base(AAAA) { }
}
public class AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> : IA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> where AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>, new()
{
    const AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = 0;
    const AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = "AAAA";
    const AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = "UTF-8";
    public AA() { }
    AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> IA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>.A() {
        return (AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>)A((AAAAAA)new AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>(this));
    }
    public AA(IA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> AAAA) {
        var AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = (AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>)AAAA;
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.E();
    }
    public AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> A(AAAAAA A) {
        if (true) return this;
    }
    public static AAA AAAA(string AAAAAAAAAA) {
        var AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = AAAAAAAAAA.ToArray<AAAAAAAA>();
        return A(Encoding.GetEncoding(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA).GetBytes(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA));
    }
    private static AAA A(AAAAAAAAA[] AAA) {
        return A(BitConverter.ToSingle(AAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA));
    }
    private static AAA A(AAAAA A) {
        if (A == 12.078431f)
            return new AAA(new AA<AAA>());
        else
            throw new FUCKYOUException();
    }
    public static implicit operator AAAAAA(AA<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> a) => true;
    private void E() => Console.WriteLine("E");
}

class FUCKYOUException : Exception { }

    kcalbCube, 19 Мая 2022

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  11. C++ / Говнокод #28134

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    template<typename Event>
void bindEvent(auto function)
{
    connectionGuards.emplace_back(
        std::make_unique<event::EventConnectionGuard<Event>>(
            std::forward(event::emitter().on<Event>(boost::bind(          
                boost::mem_fn(function), static_cast<T*>(this), _1))                             
            )
        )
    );
}

    kcalbCube, 23 Апреля 2022

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