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PHP / Говнокод #1340

+157.3

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// Строки 8-12. Строковые константы - для мудаков, аффтар гарантирует это! 

$simb_r=chr("92").chr("114"); 
$simb_n=chr("92").chr("110"); 
$simb_http="http:".chr("47").chr("47"); 
$simb_ss=chr("47").chr("47"); 
$r6=chr("35").chr("35").chr("35").chr("35").chr("35").chr("35");

// Строки 20-24. for - для мудаков, копипасту в массы!

$ses[0]=trim($ses[0]); 
$ses[1]=trim($ses[1]); 
$ses[2]=trim($ses[2]); 
$ses[3]=trim($ses[3]); 
$ses[4]=trim($ses[4]); 

// 50-58. Да здравствует пафос и на хуй не нужное использование тормозных
// POSIX-регэкспов.

for ($i=0; $i < count($_bazadied['browser']); $i++) { 
if (eregi($_bazadied['browser'][$i],$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) exit("Only for peoples!"); 
} 
for ($i=0; $i < count($_bazadied['ip']); $i++) { 
if (eregi($_bazadied['ip'][$i],$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])) exit("IP ban!!!"); 
} 
for ($i=0; $i < count($_bazadied['host']); $i++) { 
if($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']==true){if (eregi($_bazadied['host'][$i],$_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'])) exit("HOST ban!!!");} 
} 

// 135-142. Тернарные? Да идите вы со своими тернарными, и со switch тоже...

if($kak=="first") 
{ 
$text[0]=strtr($text[0],$rubot,$rutop); 
} 
if($kak=="bot") 
{ 
$text[0]=strtr($text[0],$rutop,$rubot); 
} 

// 169-170. file_get_contents() - для мудаков.

$fpp=fopen("data.html", "r"); 
$fulldata=fread($fpp,filesize("data.html")); fclose($fpp);

// 358. Опять же, шли бы вы со своими тернарными...

$temp=false; if(file_exists($dlb.".txt")==true){$temp=true;} if($dlb==$mylicense){$temp=true;}

// 429-437. Брутально.

if($_FILES['addfile']['tmp_name']==true && 
(strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['tmp_name'],'.jpg')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['tmp_name'],'.jpeg')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['tmp_name'],'.gif')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['tmp_name'],'.png')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['name'],'.jpg')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['name'],'.jpeg')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['name'],'.gif')==true 
|| strrchr($_FILES['addfile']['name'],'.png')==true)) 

// 479-500. Аффтар так любит копипасту и ненавидит циклы и file_put_contents()...

if($_POST['event']=="registry" 
&& $_POST['sendname']!=$adminlogin 
&& $_POST['sendfio']!=$adminname) 
{ 
if($_POST['sendkod']==$_POST['sendtrue'] 
&& $_POST['sendname']==true 
&& $_POST['sendpass']==true 
&& $_POST['sendfio']==true 
&& eregi("^[_.0-9a-z-]+@([0-9a-z][0-9a-z-]+.)+[a-z]{2,4}$", $_POST['sendemail']) 
&& $newuser=="yes" 
&& file_exists("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt")==false) 
{ 
$fop=fopen("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt", "a+");fputs($fop, "user\r\n"); fclose($fop); 
$fop=fopen("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt", "a+");fputs($fop, $_POST['sendname']."\r\n"); fclose($fop); 
$fop=fopen("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt", "a+");fputs($fop, $_POST['sendpass']."\r\n"); fclose($fop); 
$fop=fopen("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt", "a+");fputs($fop, $_POST['sendfio']."\r\n"); fclose($fop); 
$fop=fopen("data/users/".$_POST['sendname'].".txt", "a+");fputs($fop, $_POST['sendemail']."\r\n"); fclose($fop); 
$_GET['event']='ok';$_GET['zapros']=$startpage; 
} 
else{$_GET['event']='error';$_GET['zapros']=$r6;} 
$kod=0; $koduri=0; 
} 

// 735-744. Даёшь копипасту в массы!

$telo=str_replace(" ".$tempik[1]." "," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".$tempik[1]."</a> ",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".$tempik[1].","," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".$tempik[1]."</a>,",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".$tempik[1]."."," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".$tempik[1]."</a>.",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".$tempik[1]."!"," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".$tempik[1]."</a>!",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".$tempik[1]."?"," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".$tempik[1]."</a>?",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")." "," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."</a> ",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot").","," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."</a>,",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."."," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."</a>.",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."!"," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."</a>!",$telo); 
$telo=str_replace(" ".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."?"," <a href=".$tempik[0].">".bukvaru($tempik[1],"bot")."</a>?",$telo); 

// 805-808 не влезло, там подряд четыре if'а с одинаковыми условиями...

То, за что глаз уцепился при беглом чтении файла index.php CMS RumbaEasy версии 2.4 (http://rumba.net.ru/easy/skachat.html). Советую скачать оригинал и почитать - оно того стоит. А уж как пафосно она разрекламирована авторами (http://rumba.net.ru/easy/)...

З.Ы. Аффтары, если вы это читаете - извините, не имею ничего против вас лично, но, по-моему, самое место вашей разработке здесь.

guest, 08 Июля 2009

Комментарии (19)

Pascal / Говнокод #1307

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{nemnogo pritiormozim nas processor}
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guest, 02 Июля 2009

Комментарии (19)

Куча / Говнокод #896

+106.7

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http://www.****.**/***adm.php?name=admin&passwd=password

Как вам такая ссылка на АДМИН панель? Реальный сайт ... причём очень посещаемый ...

guest, 18 Апреля 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #563

+196.1

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$id=mysql_escape_string(htmlspecialchars(trim(intval($_GET['id']))));

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guest, 17 Февраля 2009

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ActionScript / Говнокод #491

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public static function cleanArray(a:Array):void
{ 
  var size:Number = new Number(a.length);
  for (var i:int = 0; i < size; ++i)
  {
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  }
}

очистка массива

guest, 02 Февраля 2009

Комментарии (19)

PHP / Говнокод #431

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if ($_GET[g] == 1) {$dir="g/irk/files/"; $dir_count="g/irk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Иркутск'; $city_for_files2='Иркутска'; $cityphonecode='3952'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 2) {$dir="g/novosib/files/"; $dir_count="g/novosib/banners/"; $city_for_files='Новосибирск'; $city_for_files2='Новосибирска'; $cityphonecode='383'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 3) {$dir="g/moscow/files/"; $dir_count="g/moscow/banners/"; $city_for_files='Москва'; $city_for_files2='Москвы'; $cityphonecode='495'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 4) {$dir="g/minsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/minsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Минск'; $city_for_files2='Минска'; $cityphonecode='17'; $countryphonecode='Белорусии - 735';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 5) {$dir="g/speterburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/speterburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Санкт-Петербург'; $city_for_files2='Санкт-Петербурга'; $cityphonecode='812'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 6) {$dir="g/kiev/files/"; $dir_count="g/kiev/banners/"; $city_for_files='Киев'; $city_for_files2='Киева'; $cityphonecode='44'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 7) {$dir="g/kemerovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/kemerovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кемерово'; $city_for_files2='Кемерово'; $cityphonecode='3842'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 8) {$dir="g/angarsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/angarsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ангарск'; $city_for_files2='Ангарска'; $cityphonecode='3951'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 9) {$dir="g/ijevsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ijevsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ижевск'; $city_for_files2='Ижевска'; $cityphonecode='3412'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 10) {$dir="g/chudovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/chudovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Чудово'; $city_for_files2='Чудово';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 11) {$dir="g/cheremhovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/cheremhovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Черемхово'; $city_for_files2='Черемхово'; $cityphonecode='39546'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 12) {$dir="g/nnovgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/nnovgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нижний Новгород'; $city_for_files2='Нижнего Новгорода'; $cityphonecode='8312'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 13) {$dir="g/kaliningrad/files/"; $dir_count="g/kaliningrad/banners/"; $city_for_files='Калининград'; $city_for_files2='Калининграда'; $cityphonecode='4012'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 14) {$dir="g/bratsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/bratsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Братск'; $city_for_files2='Братска'; $cityphonecode='3953'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 15) {$dir="g/dzerjinsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/dzerjinsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Дзержинск'; $city_for_files2='Дзержинска'; $cityphonecode='8313'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 16) {$dir="g/serov/files/"; $dir_count="g/serov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Серов'; $city_for_files2='Серова'; $cityphonecode='34315'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 17) {$dir="g/ustilimsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ustilimsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Усть-Илимск'; $city_for_files2='Усть-Илимска'; $cityphonecode='39535'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 18) {$dir="g/vladivostok/files/"; $dir_count="g/vladivostok/banners/"; $city_for_files='Владивосток'; $city_for_files2='Владивостока'; $cityphonecode='4232'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 19) {$dir="g/chita/files/"; $dir_count="g/chita/banners/"; $city_for_files='Чита'; $city_for_files2='Читы'; $cityphonecode='3022'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 20) {$dir="g/krasnoiarsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/krasnoiarsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Красноярск'; $city_for_files2='Красноярска'; $cityphonecode='3912'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 21) {$dir="g/barnaul/files/"; $dir_count="g/barnaul/banners/"; $city_for_files='Барнаул'; $city_for_files2='Барнаула'; $cityphonecode='3852'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 22) {$dir="g/arhangelsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/arhangelsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Архангельск'; $city_for_files2='Архангельска'; $cityphonecode='8182'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 23) {$dir="g/tomsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/tomsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Томск'; $city_for_files2='Томска'; $cityphonecode='3822'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 24) {$dir="g/astrahan/files/"; $dir_count="g/astrahan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Астрахань'; $city_for_files2='Астрахани'; $cityphonecode='8512'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 25) {$dir="g/nahodka/files/"; $dir_count="g/nahodka/banners/"; $city_for_files='Находка'; $city_for_files2='Находки'; $cityphonecode='42366'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 26) {$dir="g/cherepovec/files/"; $dir_count="g/cherepovec/banners/"; $city_for_files='Череповец'; $city_for_files2='Череповца'; $cityphonecode='8202'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 27) {$dir="g/belgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/belgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Белгород'; $city_for_files2='Белгорода'; $cityphonecode='4722'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 28) {$dir="g/briansk/files/"; $dir_count="g/briansk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Брянск'; $city_for_files2='Брянска'; $cityphonecode='4832'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 29) {$dir="g/vladimir/files/"; $dir_count="g/vladimir/banners/"; $city_for_files='Владимир'; $city_for_files2='Владимира'; $cityphonecode='4922'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 30) {$dir="g/volgograd/files/"; $dir_count="g/volgograd/banners/"; $city_for_files='Волгоград'; $city_for_files2='Волгограда'; $cityphonecode='8442'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 31) {$dir="g/vologda/files/"; $dir_count="g/vologda/banners/"; $city_for_files='Вологда'; $city_for_files2='Вологды'; $cityphonecode='8172'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 32) {$dir="g/voronej/files/"; $dir_count="g/voronej/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воронеж'; $city_for_files2='Воронежа'; $cityphonecode='4732'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 33) {$dir="g/ivanovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/ivanovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Иваново'; $city_for_files2='Иваново'; $cityphonecode='4932'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 34) {$dir="g/kaluga/files/"; $dir_count="g/kaluga/banners/"; $city_for_files='Калуга'; $city_for_files2='Калуги'; $cityphonecode='48422'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 35) {$dir="g/kirov/files/"; $dir_count="g/kirov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Киров'; $city_for_files2='Кирова'; $cityphonecode='8332'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 36) {$dir="g/kostroma/files/"; $dir_count="g/kostroma/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кострома'; $city_for_files2='Костромы'; $cityphonecode='4942'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 37) {$dir="g/rostov/files/"; $dir_count="g/rostov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ростов-на-Дону'; $city_for_files2='Ростова-на-Дону'; $cityphonecode='8632'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 38) {$dir="g/klaipeda/files/"; $dir_count="g/klaipida/banners/"; $city_for_files='Клайпеда'; $city_for_files2='Клайпеды'; $cityphonecode='46'; $countryphonecode='Литвы - 370';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 39) {$dir="g/varshava/files/"; $dir_count="g/varshava/banners/"; $city_for_files='Варшава (Warszawa)'; $city_for_files2='Варшавы'; $cityphonecode='22'; $countryphonecode='Польши - 48';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 40) {$dir="g/usoliesib/files/"; $dir_count="g/usoliesib/banners/"; $city_for_files='Усолье-Сибирское'; $city_for_files2='Усолья-Сибирского'; $cityphonecode='39543'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 41) {$dir="g/GERMANY/hannover/files/"; $dir_count="g/GERMANY/hannover/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ганновер'; $city_for_files2='Ганновера'; $cityphonecode=''; $countryphonecode='Германии -';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 42) {$dir="g/habarovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/habarovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Хабаровск'; $city_for_files2='Хабаровска'; $cityphonecode='4212'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 43) {$dir="g/lipeck/files/"; $dir_count="g/lipeck/banners/"; $city_for_files='Липецк'; $city_for_files2='Липецка'; $cityphonecode='4742'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 44) {$dir="g/yaroslavl/files/"; $dir_count="g/yaroslavl/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ярославль'; $city_for_files2='Ярославля'; $cityphonecode='4852'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 45) {$dir="g/riazan/files/"; $dir_count="g/riazan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Рязань'; $city_for_files2='Рязани'; $cityphonecode='4912'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 46) {$dir="g/ufa/files/"; $dir_count="g/ufa/banners/"; $city_for_files='Уфа'; $city_for_files2='Уфы'; $cityphonecode='347'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 47) {$dir="g/ekaterinburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/ekaterinburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Екатеринбург'; $city_for_files2='Екатеринбурга'; $cityphonecode='343'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 48) {$dir="g/POLAND/poznan/files/"; $dir_count="g/POLAND/poznan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Познань'; $city_for_files2='Познани'; $cityphonecode='61'; $countryphonecode='Польши - 48';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 49) {$dir="g/pereslavlzalesskii/files/"; $dir_count="g/pereslavlzalesskii/banners/"; $city_for_files='Переславль-Залесский'; $city_for_files2='Переславля-Залесского'; $cityphonecode='48535'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 50) {$dir="g/ulanude/files/"; $dir_count="g/ulanude/banners/"; $city_for_files='Улан-Удэ'; $city_for_files2='Улан-Удэ'; $cityphonecode='30122'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 51) {$dir="g/stavropol/files/"; $dir_count="g/stavropol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ставрополь'; $city_for_files2='Ставрополя'; $cityphonecode='8652'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 52) {$dir="g/velikieluki/files/"; $dir_count="g/velikieluki/banners/"; $city_for_files='Великие Луки'; $city_for_files2='города Великие Луки'; $cityphonecode='81153'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 54) {$dir="g/harkov/files/"; $dir_count="g/harkov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Харьков'; $city_for_files2='Харькова'; $cityphonecode='057'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 55) {$dir="g/tula/files/"; $dir_count="g/tula/banners/"; $city_for_files='Тула'; $city_for_files2='Тулы'; $cityphonecode='4872'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 56) {$dir="g/orel/files/"; $dir_count="g/orel/banners/"; $city_for_files='Орел'; $city_for_files2='Орла'; $cityphonecode='4862'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 57) {$dir="g/gomel/files/"; $dir_count="g/gomel/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гомель'; $city_for_files2='Гомеля'; $cityphonecode='232'; $countryphonecode='Белоруссии - 375';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 58) {$dir="g/vorkuta/files/"; $dir_count="g/vorkuta/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воркута'; $city_for_files2='Воркуты'; $cityphonecode='82151'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 59) {$dir="g/dnepropetrovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/dnepropetrovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Днепропетровск'; $city_for_files2='Днепропетровск'; $cityphonecode='056'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 60) {$dir="g/dusseldorf/files/"; $dir_count="g/dusseldorf/banners/"; $city_for_files='Дюссельдорф'; $city_for_files2='Дюссельдорфа'; $cityphonecode='211'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 61) {$dir="g/bonn/files/"; $dir_count="g/bonn/banners/"; $city_for_files='Бонн'; $city_for_files2='Бонна'; $cityphonecode='228'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 62) {$dir="g/gamburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/gamburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гамбург'; $city_for_files2='Гамбурга'; $cityphonecode='40'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 63) {$dir="g/zaporozhie/files/"; $dir_count="g/zaporozhie/banners/"; $city_for_files='Запорожье'; $city_for_files2='Запорожья'; $cityphonecode='61'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 64) {$dir="g/voskresensk/files/"; $dir_count="g/voskresensk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воскресенск'; $city_for_files2='Воскресенска'; $cityphonecode='496'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 65) {$dir="g/nijnitagil/files/"; $dir_count="g/nijnitagil/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нижний Тагил'; $city_for_files2='Нижнего Тагила'; $cityphonecode='3435'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 66) {$dir="g/samara/files/"; $dir_count="g/samara/banners/"; $city_for_files='Самара'; $city_for_files2='Самары'; $cityphonecode='846'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 67) {$dir="g/taganrog/files/"; $dir_count="g/taganrog/banners/"; $city_for_files='Таганрог'; $city_for_files2='Таганрога'; $cityphonecode='8634'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 68) {$dir="g/nurnberg/files/"; $dir_count="g/nurnberg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нюрнберг'; $city_for_files2='Нюрнберга'; $cityphonecode='911'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 69) {$dir="g/mariuopol/files/"; $dir_count="g/mariuopol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Мариуополь'; $city_for_files2='Мариуополя'; $cityphonecode='629'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 70) {$dir="g/uzhnouralsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/uzhnouralsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Южноуральск'; $city_for_files2='Южноуральска'; $cityphonecode='35134'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 73) {$dir="g/almati/files/"; $dir_count="g/almati/banners/"; $city_for_files='Алматы'; $city_for_files2='Алматы'; $cityphonecode='3272'; $countryphonecode='Казахстана - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 74) {$dir="g/saratov/files/"; $dir_count="g/saratov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Саратов'; $city_for_files2='Саратова'; $cityphonecode='8452'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 75) {$dir="g/kirovgrad/files/"; $dir_count="g/kirovgrad/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кировград'; $city_for_files2='Кировграда'; $cityphonecode='34357'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 76) {$dir="g/orenburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/orenburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Оренбург'; $city_for_files2='Оренбурга'; $cityphonecode='3532'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 77) {$dir="g/ulianovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ulianovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ульяновск'; $city_for_files2='Ульяновска'; $cityphonecode='8422'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 78) {$dir="g/stupino/files/"; $dir_count="g/stupino/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ступино'; $city_for_files2='Ступино'; $cityphonecode='264'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 79) {$dir="g/abakan/files/"; $dir_count="g/abakan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Абакан'; $city_for_files2='Абакана'; $cityphonecode='39022'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 80) {$dir="g/ozersk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ozersk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Озерск'; $city_for_files2='Озерска'; $cityphonecode='35130'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 71) {$dir="g/tbilisi/files/"; $dir_count="g/tbilisi/banners/"; $city_for_files='Тбилиси'; $city_for_files2='Тбилиси'; $cityphonecode='32'; $countryphonecode='Грузии - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 72) {$dir="g/vilnus/files/"; $dir_count="g/vilnus/banners/"; $city_for_files='Вильнюс'; $city_for_files2='Вильнюса'; $cityphonecode='5'; $countryphonecode='Литвы - 370';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 81) {$dir="g/kungur/files/"; $dir_count="g/kungur/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кунгур'; $city_for_files2='Кунгура'; $cityphonecode='34271'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 82) {$dir="g/sochi/files/"; $dir_count="g/sochi/banners/"; $city_for_files='Сочи'; $city_for_files2='Сочи'; $cityphonecode='8622'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 83) {$dir="g/magadan/files/"; $dir_count="g/magadan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Магадан'; $city_for_files2='Магадана'; $cityphonecode='4132'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 84) {$dir="g/gai/files/"; $dir_count="g/gai/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гай'; $city_for_files2='Гай'; $cityphonecode='35362'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 85) {$dir="g/kasimov/files/"; $dir_count="g/kasimov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Касимов'; $city_for_files2='Касимова'; $cityphonecode='49131'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 86) {$dir="g/berdsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/berdsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Бердск'; $city_for_files2='Бердска'; $cityphonecode='38341'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 87) {$dir="g/armavir/files/"; $dir_count="g/armavir/banners/"; $city_for_files='Армавир'; $city_for_files2='Армавира'; $cityphonecode='86137'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 88) {$dir="g/staroskol/files/"; $dir_count="g/staroskol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Старый Оскол'; $city_for_files2='Старый Оскол'; $cityphonecode='4725'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 89) {$dir="g/salavat/files/"; $dir_count="g/salavat/banners/"; $city_for_files='Салават'; $city_for_files2='Салавата'; $cityphonecode='34763'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 90) {$dir="g/mendeleevsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/mendeleevsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Менделеевск'; $city_for_files2='Менделеевска'; $cityphonecode='85549'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 91) {$dir="g/omsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/omsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Омск'; $city_for_files2='Омска'; $cityphonecode='3812'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 92) {$dir="g/velikii novgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/velikii novgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Великий Новгород'; $city_for_files2='Великого Новгорода'; $cityphonecode='8162'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 93) {$dir="g/astana/files/"; $dir_count="g/astana/banners/"; $city_for_files='Астана'; $city_for_files2='Астаны'; $cityphonecode='3172'; $countryphonecode='Казахстана - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 94) {$dir="g/yakutsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/yakutsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Якутск'; $city_for_files2='Якутска'; $cityphonecode='4112'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 95) {$dir="g/kazan/files/"; $dir_count="g/kazan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Казань'; $city_for_files2='Казани'; $cityphonecode='843'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 96) {$dir="g/iokshar/files/"; $dir_count="g/iokshar/banners/"; $city_for_files='Йошкар-Ола'; $city_for_files2='Йошкар-Ола'; $cityphonecode='8362'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 97) {$dir="g/bogota/files/"; $dir_count="g/bogota/banners/"; $city_for_files='Богота'; $city_for_files2='Богота'; $cityphonecode='1'; $countryphonecode='Колумбии - 57';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 98) {$dir="g/zlatoust/files/"; $dir_count="g/zlatoust/banners/"; $city_for_files='Златоуст'; $city_for_files2='Златоуста'; $cityphonecode='1'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 99) {$dir="g/kishtim/files/"; $dir_count="g/kishtim/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кыштым'; $city_for_files2='Кыштыма'; $cityphonecode='35151'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 100) {$dir="g/perm/files/"; $dir_count="g/perm/banners/"; $city_for_files='Пермь'; $city_for_files2='Перми'; $cityphonecode='342'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 101) {$dir="g/chelyabinsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/chelyabinsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Челябинск'; $city_for_files2='Челябинска'; $cityphonecode='342'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}

это надо прочувствовать, поэтому вставляю полностью

guest, 21 Января 2009

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Java / Говнокод #411

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public Calendar getTomorrow() {
   Thread.sleep(1000*60*60*24);
   return Calendar.getInstance();
}

как узнать дату завтрашнего дня :

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Си / Говнокод #405

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++i--;

Операция "подергивание"

guest, 16 Января 2009

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Pascal / Говнокод #29128

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procedure _; assembler;
asm
db 195 db 195
inc eax;
end;

procedure TForm1.Button1Click(Sender: TObject);
var a:KLOT; i:Integer;
begin
i:=0and+1;
a:=eb;
ShowMessage(IntToStr(Integer(a)));
end;

procedure TForm1.Button2Click(Sender: TObject);
var i:Integer;
begin
i:=StrToInt('00');
_;
ShowMessage(IntToStr(i));
end;

Сами пытайтесь понять что я тут хотел сделать KEKW. Я был накурен и не спал полтора дня.

KOTOM, 01 Мая 2025

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Haskell / Говнокод #28529

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;; Sound.
(xbindkey '(Alt F7) "amixer set Master 1%-")
(xbindkey '(Alt F8) "amixer set Master 1%+")

(define muted 0)
(run-command "amixer set Master 3%")

(xbindkey-function '(Alt F6)
                   (lambda()
                     (cond ((equal? muted 0)
                            (run-command "amixer set Master 0%")
                            (set! muted 1)
                            )
                           (else (begin
                                   (run-command "amixer set Master 3%")
                                   (set! muted 0)
                                   ))
;; какой багор
                           )))

Линукс-загадка!

JloJle4Ka, 30 Декабря 2022

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.