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C# / Говнокод #12223

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switch (occupation.name)
{
	case "architecture and engineering occupations:":
		if (occupation.isNB)
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.ArchitectureAndEngineeringOccupationsMalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.ArchitectureAndEngineeringOccupationsFemalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
		else
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.ArchitectureAndEngineeringOccupationsMalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.ArchitectureAndEngineeringOccupationsFemalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
	break;

	case "arts, design, entertainment, sports, and media occupations:":
		if (occupation.isNB)
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.ArtsDesignEntertainmentSportsAndMediaOccupationsMalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.ArtsDesignEntertainmentSportsAndMediaOccupationsFemalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
		else
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.ArtsDesignEntertainmentSportsAndMediaOccupationsMalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.ArtsDesignEntertainmentSportsAndMediaOccupationsFemalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
	break;

	case "business and financial operations occupations:":
		if (occupation.isNB)
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.BusinessAndFinancialOperationsOccupationsMalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.BusinessAndFinancialOperationsOccupationsFemalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
		else
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.BusinessAndFinancialOperationsOccupationsMalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.BusinessAndFinancialOperationsOccupationsFemalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
	break;

	case "community and social services occupations:":
		if (occupation.isNB)
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.CommunityAndSocialServicesOccupationsMalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_nb_id)
			{
				model.CommunityAndSocialServicesOccupationsFemalePercentageNB = occupation.percent;
			}
		}
		else
		{
			if (occupation.maleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.CommunityAndSocialServicesOccupationsMalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
			if (occupation.femaleId == ex_city_id)
			{
				model.CommunityAndSocialServicesOccupationsFemalePercentageCity = occupation.percent;
			}
		}

эх жаль здесь ограничение на 100 строк всего лишь...не поместилось всего 200+ отборного ветвления. известный до боли мегапрограммер наваял очередной шедевр)))) по мотивам http://govnokod.ru/10448 и http://govnokod.ru/10313 и еще http://govnokod.ru/12136...

mangyst, 29 Ноября 2012

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Java / Говнокод #12125

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public String toString() {
        return new String(body.toString());
    }

Но зачем?

3.14159265, 14 Ноября 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #12105

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if(Normal(Pawn.Acceleration) Dot Vect(1,0,0) > 0)
      {
         tempRot.Yaw = 0;
         Pawn.SetRotation(tempRot);
      }

Из туториала по UDK. Почему просто не написать Pawn.Acceleration > 0 ?

tirinox, 12 Ноября 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #12074

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infixr 6 `then'`
then' True = fst
then' False = snd
if' = id
else' suc fail = (suc, fail)
main = do
    print $ if' (1<5) `then'` "true" `else'` "false"
    print $ if' False `then'` "true" `else'` "false"

bormand
У ифа особый синтаксис. Как ты его реализуешь?
Challenge accepted:
Сначала был тред
http://govnokod.ru/12068#comment159236
а потом родилось говно:
http://ideone.com/rOKDPP
Реализовал if. За правильными приоритетами операций и ассоциативностью не следил.

HaskellGovno, 07 Ноября 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #12049

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data IdPState a r = IdPEnd r | IdPNeedInput | IdPHaveInput a
{-# INLINE_STREAM idP #-}
idP :: (Monad m) => Stream l a a r m r
idP = Stream next IdPNeedInput where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (IdPEnd r) = Done r
	next IdPNeedInput = NeedInput IdPHaveInput IdPEnd
	next (IdPHaveInput a) = HaveOutput IdPNeedInput (return ()) a

{-# INLINE_STREAM pipe #-}
pipe :: Monad m => Stream l a b r0 m r1 -> Stream Void b c r1 m r2 -> Stream l a c r0 m r2
pipe (Stream nextL sL) (Stream nextR sR) = Stream next (Right (return (), sL, Right sR)) where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (Left r) = Done r
	next (Right (final, sL, Right sR)) = case nextR sR of
		Skip sR' -> Skip (Right (final, sL, Right sR'))
		HaveOutput sR' c o -> HaveOutput (Right (final, sL, Right sR')) (c >> final) o
		NeedInput p c -> Skip (Right (final, sL, Left (p, c)))
		Done r -> PipeM (final >> return (Left r))
		PipeM ms -> PipeM (liftM (Right . (final, sL,) . Right) ms)
		Leftover _ i -> absurd i
	next (Right (final, sL, Left (p, c))) = case nextL sL of
		Skip sL' -> Skip (Right (final, sL', Left (p, c)))
		HaveOutput sL' final' o -> Skip (Right (final', sL', Right (p o)))
		NeedInput pL cL -> NeedInput (Right . (final,, Left (p, c)) . pL) (Right . (final,, Left (p, c)) . cL)
		Done r -> Skip (Right (return (), sL, Right (c r)))
		PipeM ms -> PipeM (liftM (Right . (final,, Left (p, c))) ms)
		Leftover sL' i -> Leftover (Right (final, sL', Left (p, c))) i

{-# INLINE_STREAM purePipe #-}
purePipe :: (forall m . Monad m => Stream l a b r0 m r1) -> (forall m . Monad m => Stream Void b c r1 m r2) -> (forall m . Monad m => Stream l a c r0 m r2)
purePipe (Stream nextL sL) (Stream nextR sR) = Stream next (sL, Right sR) where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (sL, Right sR) = case nextR sR of
		Skip sR' -> Skip (sL, Right sR')
		HaveOutput sR' _ o -> HaveOutput (sL, Right sR') (return ()) o
		NeedInput p c -> Skip (sL, Left (p, c))
		Done r -> Done r
		PipeM ms -> Skip (sL, Right (runIdentity ms))
		Leftover _ i -> absurd i
	next (sL, Left (p, c)) = case nextL sL of
		Skip sL' -> Skip (sL', Left (p, c))
		HaveOutput sL' _ o -> Skip (sL', Right (p o))
		NeedInput pL cL -> NeedInput ((, Left (p, c)) . pL) ((, Left (p, c)) . cL)
		Done r -> Skip (sL, Right (c r))
		PipeM ms -> Skip (runIdentity ms, Left (p, c))
		Leftover sL' i -> Leftover (sL', Left (p, c)) i

qbasic, 03 Ноября 2012

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C++ / Говнокод #11865

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objbase.h:

#define __STRUCT__ struct
#define interface __STRUCT__

спасибо Микрософт за счастливое детство соответствие стандарту при засирании глобального неймспейса своими больными фантазиями

defecate-plusplus, 03 Октября 2012

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C# / Говнокод #11834

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public string Search(string title)
 {
 List<string> str1 = new List<string>();
 string count = cmainlibrary.Count.ToString();
 int counter = Convert.ToInt32(count);
 int i = 0;

 for ( i = 0; i < counter; i++)
 {
 string title_library = cmainlibrary[i].Title.ToString();
 if (title.ToUpper().Contains(title_library. ToUpper()))
 {
 str1.Add(cmainlibrary[i].Title);

 }
 }
 return str1[i];
 }

Хотя я это выкладывал в коментариях к говнокоду #11830, решил повеселить народ отдельным постом.
Это реализация библиотеки книг. Метод должен искать список книг которые соответствуют title.

sater, 25 Сентября 2012

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C++ / Говнокод #11661

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std::string loc =
	( {
		const char *str = "";

		switch (location) {
		case Net::HANDSHAKE_TIMEOUT:
			str = _(" due to handshake timeout");
			break;
		case Net::RECV_HANDSHAKE:
			str = _(" while waiting for handshake");
			break;
		case Net::HANDSHAKE_DATA:
			str = _(" due to unsupported handshake data");
			break;
		case Net::HANDSHAKE_AUTH:
			str = _(" while parsing handshake data");
			break;
		case Net::WAIT_DEVICE:
			str = _(" while waiting for device");
			break;
		case Net::TRANSFER_DATA:
			str = _(" while transferring data");
			break;
		}
		str;
	});

Я хуею с юных оптимизаторов.

gvy, 28 Августа 2012

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C# / Говнокод #11372

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if ((textBox1.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox7.Text) |
    (textBox2.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox8.Text) |
    (textBox3.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox9.Text) |
    (textBox4.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox7.Text) |
    (textBox5.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox8.Text) |
    (textBox6.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox9.Text) |
    (textBox7.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox4.Text) |
    (textBox8.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox5.Text) |
    (textBox9.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox6.Text)) ;
else
}
   label1.Visible = true;
   label2.Visible = true;
}

Это эпик.

Fai, 07 Июля 2012

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PHP / Говнокод #11312

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$quGroup = mysql_query($x = "
        SELECT
            a.latitude, a.longitude, a.catid, a.id, a.title, a.arttype, a.userid, b.firstname, b.lastname, b.usertype,
            a.latitude2, a.longitude2, a.latitude3, a.longitude3, a.latitude4, a.longitude4, a.latitude5, a.longitude5,
            a.latitude6, a.longitude6, a.latitude7, a.longitude7, a.latitude8, a.longitude8, a.latitude9, a.longitude9,
            a.latitude10, a.longitude10, a.latitude11, a.longitude11
        from materials a, users b
        where a.status='1' and a.userid=b.id and add_date > $day)
        $sql_cond");
    while ($flGroup = mysql_fetch_row($quGroup)) {
        $j++;
        $a1 = $a2 = array ();
        $l1 = $flGroup[0];
        $l2 = $flGroup[1];
        if ($l1 && $l2) {
            $a1[] = $l1;
            $a2[] = $l2;
        }

        $latitude2 = $flGroup[10];
        $longitude2 = $flGroup[11];
        if ($latitude2 && $longitude2) {
            $a1[] = $latitude2;
            $a2[] = $longitude2;
        }

        $latitude3 = $flGroup[12];
        $longitude3 = $flGroup[13];
        if ($latitude3 && $longitude3) {
            $a1[] = $latitude3;
            $a2[] = $longitude3;
        }

        $latitude4 = $flGroup[14];
        $longitude4 = $flGroup[15];
        if ($latitude4 && $longitude4) {
            $a1[] = $latitude4;
            $a2[] = $longitude4;
        }

        $latitude5 = $flGroup[16];
        $longitude5 = $flGroup[17];
        if ($latitude5 && $longitude5) {
            $a1[] = $latitude5;
            $a2[] = $longitude5;
        }

        $latitude6 = $flGroup[18];
        $longitude6 = $flGroup[19];
        if ($latitude6 && $longitude6) {
            $a1[] = $latitude6;
            $a2[] = $longitude6;
        }

        $latitude7 = $flGroup[20];
        $longitude7 = $flGroup[21];
        if ($latitude7 && $longitude7) {
            $a1[] = $latitude7;
            $a2[] = $longitude7;
        }

        $latitude8 = $flGroup[22];
        $longitude8 = $flGroup[23];
        if ($latitude8 && $longitude8) {
            $a1[] = $latitude8;
            $a2[] = $longitude8;
        }

        $latitude9 = $flGroup[24];
        $longitude9 = $flGroup[25];
        if ($latitude9 && $longitude9) {
            $a1[] = $latitude9;
            $a2[] = $longitude9;
        }

        $latitude10 = $flGroup[26];
        $longitude10 = $flGroup[27];
        if ($latitude10 && $longitude10) {
            $a1[] = $latitude10;
            $a2[] = $longitude10;
        }

        $latitude11 = $flGroup[28];
        $longitude11 = $flGroup[29];
        if ($latitude11 && $longitude11) {
            $a1[] = $latitude11;
            $a2[] = $longitude11;
        }

        if (!$l1 && !$l2 && !$latitude2 && !$longitude2 && !$latitude3 && !$longitude3 && !$latitude4 && !$longitude4 && !$latitude5 && !$longitude5 && !$latitude6 && !$longitude6 && !$latitude7 && !$longitude7 && !$latitude8 && !$longitude8 && !$latitude9 && !$longitude9 && !$latitude10 && !$longitude10 && !$latitude11 && !$longitude11)
            continue;

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}

как изящно

shmaltorhbooks, 28 Июня 2012

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.