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C++ / Говнокод #18107

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//G++ now allows typename in a template template parameter.
    template<template<typename> typename X> struct D; // xzibit.jpeg

Пятый gcc вышел. Больше крестоблядства за те же деньги.
https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-5/changes.html

3.14159265, 02 Мая 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18093

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$result = mysql_query("INSERT INTO `selled` (`user`, `ip`, `date`, `name`, `mail`, `company`, `phone`, `phone2`, `sum`, `country`, `state`, `town`, `indexcountry`, `allcountry`, `payment`, `dost`) VALUES 
	('".mysql_real_escape_string($_COOKIE['user'])."', '$_SERVER[REMOTE_ADDR]', NOW(), '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['name'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['mail'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['company'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['phone'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['phone2'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_GET['sum'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['country'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['state'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['town'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['indexcountry'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['allcountry'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['paymethod'])."', '".mysql_real_escape_string($_POST['dost'])."')");

Добавление товара

ponchic, 30 Апреля 2015

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Куча / Говнокод #18054

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func (db *DB) CountResults(filial []int64, device []int64, workplace []int64, from time.Time, to time.Time, splits bool, skip int64) (res []*AvgResults, err error) {

	var query string
	var rows *pgx.Rows

	_, err = db.Exec("SET LOCAL TIME ZONE 'Asia/Yekaterinburg';")
	if err != nil {
		return nil, err
	}

	switch {
	case splits:
		query = `WITH data AS (SELECT "IndicatorResultValue"."IndicatorId", "qm"."Session"."Blocked", "qm"."Result"."SessionId" AS "SessionId", "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Number" AS "RangeType", "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Id" AS "RangeTypeId", "qm"."BranchWorkPlace"."Id" AS "WorkPlaceId", "DeviceIPRange"."BranchId", date("Datetime") as "Date"
  			FROM qm."Result"
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."Device" ON ("Result"."DeviceId" = "Device"."Id")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."BranchWorkPlace" ON ("BranchWorkPlace"."Id" = "Device"."WorkPlaceId")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."Session" ON ("Result"."SessionId" = "Session"."Id")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."IndicatorResultValue" ON ("Result"."IndicatorResultValueId" = "IndicatorResultValue"."Id")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."ResultValue" ON ("IndicatorResultValue"."ResultValueId" = "ResultValue"."Id")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType" ON ("DeviceIPRangeType"."Id" = "Session"."DeviceIPRangeTypeId")
  			LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."DeviceIPRange" ON ("Session"."DeviceIPRangeId" = "DeviceIPRange"."Id") 	
  			FULL OUTER JOIN "queue"."Branches" ON ("DeviceIPRange"."BranchId" = "Branches"."Id" AND (0 = any ($1::int8[]) OR "Branches"."Id" = any($1::int8[])))),
			data1 AS (SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT(data."SessionId")) AS "Count", 
	 		"BranchId", 
	  		CASE WHEN "RangeTypeId" < 3 THEN 0
            	ELSE "RangeTypeId"
	  		END,  
	  		"Date"
	  		FROM data
	  		WHERE (0 = any($2::int8[]) OR "RangeType" = any($2::int8[]))
	   		AND (0 = any ($1::int8[]) OR "BranchId" = any($1::int8[]))
	   		AND (0 = any($3::int8[]) OR "WorkPlaceId" = any($3::int8[]))
	   		AND "Date" BETWEEN $4::timestamptz AND $5::timestamptz
	   		AND NOT "Blocked"
	  		GROUP BY "BranchId", CASE WHEN "RangeTypeId" < 3 THEN 0 ELSE "RangeTypeId" END, "Date"),  
			data2 AS (SELECT "Id", "Name", date("d") AS "Date" FROM
			queue."Branches"
			CROSS JOIN generate_series($4::timestamptz, $5::timestamptz, $6) as "d" 
			WHERE (0 = any ($1::int8[]) OR "Id" = any($1::int8[])) ),	            
			data3 AS (SELECT "Count" AS C, 0 AS Avg, data1."Date", data1."RangeTypeId", data1."BranchId"
			FROM "data1" GROUP BY "data1"."Date", "Count", "data1"."BranchId", "data1"."RangeTypeId"),
			data3_1 AS (SELECT "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Id" FROM "qm"."DeviceIPRange"
			RIGHT OUTER JOIN "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType" ON ("qm"."DeviceIPRange"."DeviceIPTypeId" = "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Id")
			WHERE (0 = any ($1::int8[]) OR "DeviceIPRange"."BranchId" = any($1::int8[]))
			GROUP BY "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Id"),
			data4 AS (SELECT "Id", "Name", date("d") AS "Date" FROM
			"qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"
			CROSS JOIN generate_series($4::timestamptz, $5::timestamptz, $6) as "d"
			WHERE "Id" > 2 AND (0 = any($2::int8[]) OR "Number" = any($2::int8[])) AND "Id" IN (SELECT "Id" FROM data3_1)),
			data5 AS (SELECT coalesce(c, 0) AS C, coalesce(avg, 0) AS Avg, coalesce("data2"."Date", "data3"."Date") AS date, "data2"."Name", "data3"."RangeTypeId" FROM
			data2
			FULL OUTER JOIN data3 ON ("data3"."BranchId" = "data2"."Id" AND "data3"."Date" = "data2"."Date"))
			SELECT array_agg(coalesce(c, 0) ORDER BY coalesce("data5"."date", "data4"."Date")) AS "Count",
       		array_agg(coalesce(avg::double precision, 0::double precision) ORDER BY coalesce("data5"."date", "data4"."Date")) AS "Avg",
       		array_agg(coalesce("data5"."date", "data4"."Date") ORDER BY coalesce("data5"."date", "data4"."Date"))::timestamptz[] AS "Date",
       		coalesce("data5"."Name", "data4"."Name") AS "Name" FROM data5
			FULL OUTER JOIN data4 ON ("data4"."Id" = "data5"."RangeTypeId" AND "data5"."date" = "data4"."Date")
			WHERE coalesce("data5"."Name", "data4"."Name") IS NOT NULL
			GROUP BY coalesce("data5"."Name", "data4"."Name")
			ORDER BY coalesce("data5"."Name", "data4"."Name")`
	default:
		query = `WITH data AS (SELECT "IndicatorResultValue"."IndicatorId", "qm"."Session"."Blocked", "qm"."Result"."SessionId" AS "SessionId", "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Number" AS "RangeType", "qm"."DeviceIPRangeType"."Id" AS "RangeTypeId", "qm"."BranchWorkPlace"."Id" AS "WorkPlaceId", "DeviceIPRange"."BranchId", date("Datetime") as "Date"
	 		FROM qm."Result"
	 		LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."Device" ON ("Result"."DeviceId" = "Device"."Id")
	 		LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."BranchWorkPlace" ON ("BranchWorkPlace"."Id" = "Device"."WorkPlaceId")
	 		LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."Session" ON ("Result"."SessionId" = "Session"."Id")
	 		LEFT OUTER JOIN "qm"."IndicatorResultValue" ON ("Result"."IndicatorResultValueId" = "IndicatorResultValue"."Id")
	 		...

Код для БД на go

g2347933, 24 Апреля 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18049

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function getPLpgSqlUpdateTimestampFuncTpl() {
//
}

а не сильно ли информативно?

artembegood, 23 Апреля 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18041

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//Один протокол хранится в базе в виде трех записей для каждого из типов экзаменов
//Чтобы 3 записи превратить в одну подменяем ключ из массива запроса ($result) на id заявки ($request_id)
//Записи с одинаковыми id перезаписываются, а запись с датой и счетом попадают в нужную колонку
foreach($this->type as $type)
{
          $csv_array[$request_id]['Дата начала, '.$type] = $csv_array[$request_id]['Дата начала, '.$type];
          $csv_array[$request_id]['Решение, '.$type] = $csv_array[$request_id]['Решение, '.$type];
          $csv_array[$request_id]['Счет, '.$type] = $csv_array[$request_id]['Счет, '.$type];
}

магия

d1ma, 22 Апреля 2015

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JavaScript / Говнокод #18034

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function ValidateSignupData()
{
    var username = $('#signup-name').val();
    var password = $('#signup-password').val();
    var password_confirm = $('#signup-password-confirmation').val();
    var email = $('#signup-email').val();
    var type_payment = $('#signup-payment').val();
    var card_numb = $('#signup-numb').val();

    if(username.length()>0) {
        if(password.length()>0) {
            if(password_confirm.length()>0) {
                if (password == password_confirm) {
                    if(card_numb.length()>0 && card_numb.length()<14) {
                    }
                    else {
                        $('#message-signup').text('Поле "Номер карты" слишком короткое');
                    }
                }
                else {
                    $('#message-signup').text('Пароли не совпадают');
                }
            }
            else
            {
                $('#message-signup').text('Поле "Подтверждение пароля" не заполнено');
            }
    }
    else 
        {
        $('#message-signup').text('Поле "Пароль" не заполнено');
    }
    }
    else {
        $('#message-signup').text('Поле "Имя" не заполнено');
    }
}

Простейшая валидация формы.

qstd, 21 Апреля 2015

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Objective C / Говнокод #18012

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NSDate *dateFromString = [[NSDate alloc] init];
dateFromString = [dateFormatter dateFromString:cell.textFieldCell.text];

Когда человек не знает, что делает

ep_fl, 17 Апреля 2015

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C# / Говнокод #17926

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protected virtual string GetParentTableControlID()
        {
            try
            {
                if (this.Parent is BaseApplicationTableControl) return this.Parent.ID;
                if (this.Parent.Parent is BaseApplicationTableControl) return this.Parent.Parent.ID;
                if (this.Parent.Parent.Parent is BaseApplicationTableControl) return this.Parent.Parent.Parent.ID;
                if (this.Parent.Parent.Parent.Parent is BaseApplicationTableControl) return this.Parent.Parent.Parent.Parent.ID;
            }
            catch (Exception)
            {
            }
            return "";
        }

greyb, 03 Апреля 2015

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JavaScript / Говнокод #17864

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try {
    $('#field_9').mask('+7 (999) 999-99-99');
} catch (e) {
    $('#field_9').mask('+7 (999) 999-99-99');
}

Не получилось с первого раза? Получится со второго!

jbot, 26 Марта 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #17845

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if(isset($_POST['submit']) AND $_POST['submit'] == 'add_program')
      {
         if($this->form_validation->run('add_program') == TRUE)
         {
            // Добавляем программу обучения
            $this->Settings_model->add_program($_POST['title']);
            $id = $this->db->insert_id();
            for ($x = 0; $x < 61; $x++)
            {
               if ($x <= 12) 
               {
                  $title = $x;
                  $year = 1;
               }
               elseif ($x > 12 AND $x <= 24) 
               {
                  if($x == 13) {$title = 1;}
                  if($x == 14) {$title = 2;}
                  if($x == 15) {$title = 3;}
                  if($x == 16) {$title = 4;}
                  if($x == 17) {$title = 5;}
                  if($x == 18) {$title = 6;}
                  if($x == 19) {$title = 7;}
                  if($x == 20) {$title = 8;}
                  if($x == 21) {$title = 9;}
                  if($x == 22) {$title = 10;}
                  if($x == 23) {$title = 11;}
                  if($x == 24) {$title = 12;}
                  $year = 2;
               }
               elseif ($x > 24 AND $x <= 36) 
               {
                  if($x == 25) {$title = 1;}
                  if($x == 26) {$title = 2;}
                  if($x == 27) {$title = 3;}
                  if($x == 28) {$title = 4;}
                  if($x == 29) {$title = 5;}
                  if($x == 30) {$title = 6;}
                  if($x == 31) {$title = 7;}
                  if($x == 32) {$title = 8;}
                  if($x == 33) {$title = 9;}
                  if($x == 34) {$title = 10;}
                  if($x == 35) {$title = 11;}
                  if($x == 36) {$title = 12;}
                  $year = 3;
               }
               elseif ($x > 36 AND $x <= 48) 
               {
                  if($x == 37) {$title = 1;}
                  if($x == 38) {$title = 2;}
                  if($x == 39) {$title = 3;}
                  if($x == 40) {$title = 4;}
                  if($x == 41) {$title = 5;}
                  if($x == 42) {$title = 6;}
                  if($x == 43) {$title = 7;}
                  if($x == 44) {$title = 8;}
                  if($x == 45) {$title = 9;}
                  if($x == 46) {$title = 10;}
                  if($x == 47) {$title = 11;}
                  if($x == 48) {$title = 12;}
                  $year = 4;
               }
               else
               {
                  if($x == 49) {$title = 1;}
                  if($x == 50) {$title = 2;}
                  if($x == 51) {$title = 3;}
                  if($x == 52) {$title = 4;}
                  if($x == 53) {$title = 5;}
                  if($x == 54) {$title = 6;}
                  if($x == 55) {$title = 7;}
                  if($x == 56) {$title = 8;}
                  if($x == 57) {$title = 9;}
                  if($x == 58) {$title = 10;}
                  if($x == 59) {$title = 11;}
                  if($x == 60) {$title = 12;}
                  $year = 5;
               }
               
               if($x != 0)
               {
                  // Добавляем месяцы обучения
                  $this->Settings_model->add_tutorial_months($id,$year,$title);
               }
            }

Тяжело супортить чейто проект

Zilot, 23 Марта 2015

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.