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1. Лучший говнокод

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   • Лучший рейтинг
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2. Куча / Говнокод #24043

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   Дамы и господа, посоветуйте фильм, чтобы посмотреть в субботу вечером на большом телике и мягком диванчике. Русское кино и комедии не предлагать.

   PaulDenisevich, 31 Марта 2018

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3. Java / Говнокод #24037

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   public class TradingAccounts {
       private static HashMap<String, TradingAccounts> hashMap = new HashMap<String, TradingAccounts>();
       ....
       public static void clear() throws Exception {
           hashMap.clear();
           TradingAccounts[] all = getAll();
           for (TradingAccounts acc : all) {
               hashMap.put(acc.getAccount().trim(), acc);
           }
       }
       ....
   }

   Production code.
   При рефакторинге LEGACY приложения утерян вызов
   TradingAccounts.clear()
   По факту это привело к ошибке, т.к. этот справочник всегда оставался пустым.
   Кто бы мог догадаться, что метод clear загружает данные из БД...

   anurin, 30 Марта 2018

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4. Куча / Говнокод #24023

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   https://imgur.com/a/9N68V

   Гдет прокрался питон

   3oJIoTou_xyu, 28 Марта 2018

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5. Куча / Говнокод #24018

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   ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳

   сл̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳ ̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̳йй

   30JloTou_xyu, 27 Марта 2018

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6. bash / Говнокод #24014

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   #!/bin/sh
   
   declare -i count=0
   while true; do
   	tmp=$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM
   	tmp=${tmp:0:100}
   	user=$(echo -n $tmp| tr 0-9 K-Z)
   	password=$tmp
   	# echo -e "\n\e[0;96mLogin: \e[0;97m$user"
   	# echo -e "\e[0;96mPassword: \e[0;97m$password"
   	curl --connect-timeout 10 -A "I that sends all fuck" -d "RegName=${user}&RegPassword=${password}&Submit1=Register" http://rextester.com/login 2>&1 | grep "Object moved" &>/dev/null
   	ret=$?
   	if [ "$ret" -eq 0 ]; then
   		#echo -e "\e[0;92mRegistration done\n"
   		((count++))
   		echo -e "\e[0;92m$count"
   	else
   		echo -e "\e[0;91mfail"
   	fi
   	usleep 10000
   done

   Да здраствуют издевательства над тупыми админами!!!

   fuckercoder, 27 Марта 2018

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7. C++ / Говнокод #24011

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   //Шапка таблицы
   
   cout << setw(10) <<char(218) <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(194)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(194)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(191) <<endl;
   
   cout <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"X" <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"F" <<setw(10)
   
   <<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"G" <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<endl;
   
   for (i = 0; i <= N; i++) {
   
   x = A + i*h;
   
   F = (x-1)*(x-1)*(x-1);
   
   G = ((x+5)*(x+5)*(x+5))/(1+(sin(x)*sin(x)));
   
   //Вывод в таблицу
   
   cout <<setw(10) << char(195)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(197)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(197)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(180)<<endl;
   
   cout << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10)<< x << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10)<< setprecision(5) << F << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10) << setprecision(6) << G << setw(10) << char(179) << endl;
   
   } //for (i = 0; i <= N; i++)
   
   //Конец таблицы
   
   cout << setw(10) << char(192)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(193)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(193)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)
   
   <<char(217)<<endl;

   eto pizdez prosto, ya lettau blyad

   ETO_LABbl_DETKA, 26 Марта 2018

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8. Java / Говнокод #24009

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   А вы играете со своей крайней плотью?

   g0_1494033395677, 26 Марта 2018

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9. Python / Говнокод #24006

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   #Seeing already precalculated answers... fills you with DETERMINATION
   
   ref = [0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 
   #9000 элементов массива спустя...
   1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0]
   
   i = int(input())
   print(ref[i - 1000])

   fedor2612, 26 Марта 2018

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10. C++ / Говнокод #23969

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    int main()
    {
    	//Все функции в посте выше
    	int m,n;
    	bool **ar1;
    	bool **ar2,**ar3;
    	bool **tar;
    	bool **temp;
    	setlocale(LC_ALL, "RUS");
    	system("color F0");
    	
    	
    	cout << "\tЗАДАНИЕ 1" << endl;
    	cout << "Требуется доказать что (A*B)^-1=(B^-1)*(A^-1)" << endl;
    	cout << "Введите размерность матриц" << endl;
    	cin >> m;
    	cin >> n;
    	ar1 = setMemory(m, n);
    	ar2 = setMemory(m, n);
    	ar3 = setMemory(m, n);
    	tar = setMemory(m, n);
    	temp = setMemory(m, n);
    	cout << "Введите элементы матрицы А" << endl;
    	inputElements(ar1, m, n);
    
    	
    
    	cout << "Введите элементы матрицы В" << endl;
    	inputElements(ar2, m, n);
    	cout << "Введите элементы матрицы C" << endl;
    	inputElements(ar3, m, n);
    	cout << "Cначала найдём (A*B)^-1" << endl;
    	cout << "A*B:" << endl;
    	multiple(ar1, ar2,tar, m, n);
    	cout << "Обратная (A*B): " << endl;
    	printLine(m);
    	obr(tar, m, n);
    	printLine(m);
    	cout << "Теперь переёдём к правой части, найдём (B^-1)*(A^-1) " << endl;
    	obr(ar2,tar, m, n);
    	obr(ar1, temp, m, n);
    	printLine(m);
    	multiple(tar, temp, m, n);
    	printLine(m);
    	cout << endl;
    	cout << endl;
    	printLine(40);
    	cout << "\tЗадание 2 " << endl;
    	cout << "Доказать что (А\\В)\\С=(А\\С)\\В " << endl;
    	cout << "А\\В :" << endl;
    	subtractionMatr(ar1, ar2, tar, m, n);
    	cout << "(А\\В)\\С :" << endl;
    	printLine(m);
    	subtractionMatr(tar, ar3, m, n);
    	printLine(m);
    
    
    
    	cout << "А\\C :" << endl;
    	subtractionMatr(ar1, ar3, tar, m, n);
    	cout << "(А\\C)\\B :" << endl;
    	printLine(m);
    	subtractionMatr(tar, ar2, m, n);
    	printLine(m);
    	system("pause");
        return 0;
    }

    ArthurMakaev, 20 Марта 2018

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11. Pascal / Говнокод #23945

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    program bio;
    uses crt, graphABC;
    const y1=200; r1=20;
    var
    x2,x3,r:real;
    
    procedure del (x1,x11:integer);
    begin
    circle (x1,y1,r1); 
    sleep(1000); 
    ClearWindow();
    r:=r1/2;
    x2:=x1-(r);
    circle (Trunc(x2),y1,Trunc(r));
    x3:=x11+(r);
    circle (Trunc(x3),y1,Trunc(r));
    sleep(1000); 
    r:=r*2;
    x2:=x1-(r);
    circle (Trunc(x2),y1,Trunc(r));
    x3:=x11+(r);
    circle (Trunc(x3),y1,Trunc(r));
    del(Trunc(x2),Trunc(x3));
    end;
    
    
    begin
    SetWindowSize(600,400);
    setBrushColor(clGreen);
    del(300,300);
    end.

    Симулятор деления клеток на паскале, который не работает.

    SewerSurfer, 17 Марта 2018

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