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Objective C / Говнокод #16198

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// optimization. Should only be used to read it. Never to write it.
extern CGFloat	__ccContentScaleFactor;

Может быть, я бунтарь!
__ccContentScaleFactor = -666;

tirinox, 20 Июня 2014

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Pascal / Говнокод #16181

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type
  TForm1 = class(TForm)
    Button1: TButton;
    Button3: TButton;
    ListBox1: TListBox;
    Button2: TButton;
    Button4: TButton;
    procedure Button1Click(Sender: TObject);
    procedure Button3Click(Sender: TObject);
    procedure FormCreate(Sender: TObject);
    procedure Button2Click(Sender: TObject);
    procedure Button4Click(Sender: TObject);
    procedure FormDestroy(Sender: TObject);
  private
    { Private declarations }
  public
    { Public declarations }
  end;
  TListThread = class(TThread)
  protected
    procedure Execute; override;
  end;
  TMyThread = class(TThread)
  protected
    procedure Execute; override;
  end;
  TYouThread = class(TThread)
  protected
    procedure Execute; override;
  end;
 
var
  Form1: TForm1;
  threadList1: TThreadList;
  mythreadRunning, youthreadRunning, listThreadRunning: Boolean;
  globalCount: Integer;
  listProcess: TListThread; { TListThread is a custom descendant of TThread. }
  secondProcess: TMyThread; { TMyThread is a custom descendant of TThread. }
  otherSecondProcess: TYouThread; { TMyThread is a custom descendant of TThread. }
 
implementation
 
{$R *.dfm}
 
procedure TForm1.Button1Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
  if (mythreadRunning = FALSE) then
  begin
    mythreadRunning:= TRUE;
    secondProcess := TMyThread.Create(True); { Create suspended--secondProcess does not run yet. }
    secondProcess.FreeOnTerminate := True; { You do not need to clean up after termination. }
    secondProcess.Priority := tpLower;  // Set the priority to lower than normal.
    secondProcess.Resume; { Now run the thread. }
  end
  else
    MessageDlg('This thread is still running.  You are going to hurt yourself!',
      mtInformation, [mbOk], 0);
end;
 
procedure TMyThread.Execute;
var
  I: Integer;
  myRadio: TRadioButton;
begin
  for I := 0 to 20 do
  begin
    if (Terminated) then
    begin
      mythreadRunning:= FALSE;
      exit;
    end;
    myRadio:= TRadioButton.Create(Form1);
    globalCount:= globalCount + 1;
    myRadio.Name:= 'RadioButton' + IntToStr(globalCount);
    threadList1.Add(myRadio);
    Sleep(1000);
  end;
  mythreadRunning:= FALSE;
end;
 
procedure TForm1.Button2Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
  if (listthreadRunning = FALSE) then
  begin
    listThreadRunning:= TRUE;
    listProcess := TListThread.Create(True); { Create suspended--secondProcess does not run yet. }
    listProcess.FreeOnTerminate := True; { You do not need to clean up after termination. }
    listProcess.Priority := tpLower;  // Set the priority to lower than normal.
    listProcess.Resume; { Now run the thread. }
  end;
end;
 
procedure TListThread.Execute;
var
  I: Integer;
  Temp: TControl;
  myList: TList;
begin
  while(True) do
  begin

http://docwiki.embarcadero.com/CodeExamples/XE5/en/TThreadList_%28Delphi%29
Беда, когда примеры пишут психически неполноценные люди. Самое ужасное то, что этот "пример" висит на сайте embarcadero.

brutushafens, 17 Июня 2014

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Java / Говнокод #16150

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/*Caused by: java.lang.StackOverflowError
    at com.sun.org.apache.xalan.internal.xsltc.dom.SimpleResultTreeImpl.characters(SimpleResultTreeImpl.java)
    at com.sun.org.apache.xalan.internal.xsltc.dom.SimpleResultTreeImpl.copy(SimpleResultTreeImpl.java:438)
    at com.sun.org.apache.xalan.internal.xsltc.runtime.BasisLibrary.copy(BasisLibrary.java:1317)
    at GregorSamsa.replace()
    at GregorSamsa.replace()
    at GregorSamsa.replace()
    at GregorSamsa.replace()
    at GregorSamsa.replace()
  начали разбираться
*/
    /** 
     * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
     * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
     * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
     * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
     * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
     * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
     * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
     * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
     */
    protected final static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";

http://grepcode.com/file/repository.grepcode.com/java/root/jdk/openjdk/6-b14/com/sun/org/apache/xalan/internal/xsltc/trax/TransformerFactoryImpl.java
transofm, factory, bug - какие начитанные разработчки, а.

3.14159265, 12 Июня 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16091

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<?php
$subjects = array (
  0 => 
    array (
      'title' => 'ОС Unix',
      'teacher' => 'Вася',
      'mark' => '3'),
  1 => 
    array (
      'title' => 'Компьютерные сети',
      'teacher' => 'Петя',
      'mark' =>'4'),
  2 => 
    array (
      'title' =>  'Алгоритмы',
      'teacher' =>  'Коля',
      'mark' => '4'),
);?>
<table>
<?  foreach ($subjects as $key=>$subject) : 
$number = $key+1;
?>
            <tr>
                <td><?echo $number;?></td>
				<td><?echo $subject['title'];?></td>
                <td><?echo $subject['teacher'];?></td>
                <td><?echo $subject['mark'];?></td>
            </tr>
<? endforeach; ?>
</table>
<? var_dump($subject)?>

wiedzal, 31 Мая 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16077

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#define BOOST_INTRUSIVE_INTERNAL_STATIC_BOOL_IS_TRUE(TRAITS_PREFIX, TYPEDEF_TO_FIND) \
template <class T>\
struct TRAITS_PREFIX##_bool\
{\
   template<bool Add>\
   struct two_or_three {one _[2 + Add];};\
   template <class U> static one test(...);\
   template <class U> static two_or_three<U::TYPEDEF_TO_FIND> test (int);\
   static const std::size_t value = sizeof(test<T>(0));\
};\
\
template <class T>\
struct TRAITS_PREFIX##_bool_is_true\
{\
   static const bool value = TRAITS_PREFIX##_bool<T>::value > sizeof(one)*2;\
};\
//

Ну тут как бы все просто и понятно. Но зачем заканчивают макрос кодом

\

//

?

laMer007, 29 Мая 2014

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C# / Говнокод #16067

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panel1.Visible = checkBoxCCF.Checked;
panel2.Visible = checkBoxReliabilty.Checked;
panel3.Visible = checkBoxRisk.Checked;
panel4.Visible = checkBoxSaftey.Checked;
panel5.Visible = checkBoxSensitivity.Checked;
panel6.Visible = checkBoxThroughput.Checked;
panel7.Visible = checkBoxUncertainity.Checked;

Почему половина переменных нормальные, половина нет? Логика некоторых погромистов зашкаливает...

kostoprav, 28 Мая 2014

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Lua / Говнокод #16047

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c1 = true
c2 = true
c3 = true
c4 = true
c5 = true
c6 = true
c7 = true
c8 = true
c9 = true
c10 = true
c11 = true
c12 = true
c13 = true
next = true

function goForward()
  c1 = c2
  c2 = c3
  c3 = c4
  c4 = c5
  c5 = c6
  c6 = c7
  c7 = c8
  c8 = c9
  c9 = c10
  c10 = c11
  c11 = c12
  c12 = c13
  c13 = next
end

Немножко Lua-кода от геймдизайнера.

kostoprav, 23 Мая 2014

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Java / Говнокод #16045

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class CircuitBreaker
{
    boolean broken = false;
    CircuitBreaker() {}
    private void breakCircuit()
    {
        this.broken = true;
    }
    private boolean isBroken()
    {
        return this.broken;
    }
}

private boolean writeAssetsToDisk()
{
    CircuitBreaker breaker = new CircuitBreaker();
    writeBase64EncodedAssetToDisk(breaker, "...", getPath(...));
    writeBase64EncodedAssetToDisk(breaker, "...", getPath(...));
    writeBase64EncodedAssetToDisk(breaker, "...", getPath(...));
    writeBase64EncodedAssetToDisk(breaker, "...", getPath(...));
    return !breaker.isBroken();
}

private void writeBase64EncodedAssetToDisk(CircuitBreaker breaker, String base64String, String filename)
{
    if (breaker.isBroken()) {
        return;
    }
    ...
    try
    {
        ...
    }
    catch (IOException e)
    {
        breaker.breakCircuit(); return;
    }
    ...
}

Используй исключения, Люк. Фрагмент из Amazon Mobile Ads SDK.

chaoswithin, 23 Мая 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16035

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function box_navigation($gc, $num, $id, $function, $act){
	global $tpl, $page;
	$gcount = $gc;
	$cnt = $num;
	$items_count = $cnt;
	$items_per_page = $gcount;
	$page_refers_per_page = 5;
	$pages = '';		
	$pages_count = ( ( $items_count % $items_per_page != 0 ) ) ? floor( $items_count / $items_per_page ) + 1 : floor( $items_count / $items_per_page );
	$start_page = ( $page - $page_refers_per_page <= 0  ) ? 1 : $page - $page_refers_per_page + 1;
	$page_refers_per_page_count = ( ( $page - $page_refers_per_page < 0 ) ? $page : $page_refers_per_page ) + ( ( $page + $page_refers_per_page > $pages_count ) ? ( $pages_count - $page )  :  $page_refers_per_page - 1 );
	
	if(!$act)
		$act = "''";
	else
		$act = "'{$act}'";
			
	if($page > 1)
		$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.($page-1).', '.$act.'); return false">«</a>';
	else
		$pages .= '';
				
	if ( $start_page > 1 ) {
		$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', 1, '.$act.'); return false">1</a>';
		$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.($start_page-1).', '.$act.'); return false">...</a>';
			
	}
					
	for ( $index = -1; ++$index <= $page_refers_per_page_count-1; ) {
		if ( $index + $start_page == $page )
			$pages .= '<span>' . ( $start_page + $index ) . '</span>';
		else 
			$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.($start_page+$index).', '.$act.'); return false">'.($start_page+$index).'</a>';
	} 
			
	if ( $page + $page_refers_per_page <= $pages_count ) { 
		$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.($start_page + $page_refers_per_page_count).', '.$act.'); return false">...</a>';
		$pages .= '<a href="" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.$pages_count.', '.$act.'); return false">'.$pages_count.'</a>';	
	} 
				
	$resif = $cnt/$gcount;
	if(ceil($resif) == $page)
		$pages .= '';
	else
		$pages .= '<a href="/" onClick="'.$function.'('.$id.', '.($page+1).', '.$act.'); return false">»</a>';

	if ( $pages_count <= 1 )
		$pages = '';

	$tpl_2 = new mozg_template();
	$tpl_2->dir = TEMPLATE_DIR;
	$tpl_2->load_template('nav.tpl');
	$tpl_2->set('{pages}', $pages);
	$tpl_2->compile('content');
	$tpl_2->clear();
	$tpl->result['content'] .= $tpl_2->result['content'];
}

дали проект чтобы разобрался)

progsmile, 21 Мая 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16019

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int FCEUI_SetCheat(....)
{
  ...
  if((t=(char *)realloc(next->name,strlen(name+1))))
  ...
}

А пасиму оно на 2 байта меньше выделяет, насяльника?

http://www.viva64.com/ru/examples/V518/

gost, 19 Мая 2014

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.