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Куча / Говнокод #25144

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Давайте дёграть сисколлы из нулевоГо кольца.

Властелин скольких колец - ты?

Goh, 04 Декабря 2018

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PHP / Говнокод #25141

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я скачал пхп написал на нём 50 програм хотя только сегодня подключил модуль
это нормально что я сейсас делаю всё что можно делать на пхп за 1 день?
я посмотрел на код разработчиков кода пхп и увидел что там очень много кода а я тоже самое сделал в 1 строчку за 1 день

Ksyrx, 03 Декабря 2018

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PHP / Говнокод #25068

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// $this->oDB is instance of DBSimpleGenericDatabaseWrapper class

array_map(
                    function($k, $v, $oDb) {
                        return "{$oDb->escape($k, true)} = {$oDb->escape($v)}";
                        },
                    array_keys($aOriginalData),
                    array_values($aOriginalData),
                    array_fill(0, count($aOriginalData), $this->oDb)
                )

Из недр одной популярной социальной сети.

Вместе анонимной фунции было вообще create_function(), но я её уже отрефакторил.

Arris, 09 Ноября 2018

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C# / Говнокод #24913

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public void r_mesg(Message msg, string text)
        {
            bot.SendTextMessageAsync(msg.Chat.Id, text, replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId);
        }
        public void mesg_md(ChatId chatId, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendTextMessageAsync(chatId, text, ParseMode.Markdown); }
            catch { mesg(chatId, text); }
        }
        public void mesg_html(ChatId chatId, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendTextMessageAsync(chatId, text, ParseMode.Html); }
            catch { mesg(chatId, text); }
        }
        public void r_mesg_md(Message msg, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendTextMessageAsync(msg.Chat.Id, text, ParseMode.Markdown, replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId); }
            catch { r_mesg(msg, text); }
        }
        public void r_mesg_html(Message msg, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendTextMessageAsync(msg.Chat.Id, text, ParseMode.Html, replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId); }
            catch { r_mesg(msg, text); }
        }

        public void pic(ChatId chatId, string file)
        {
            bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatId, file);
        }
        public void r_pic(Message msg, string file)
        {
            bot.SendPhotoAsync(msg.Chat.Id, file, replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId);
        }
        public void pic_t(ChatId chatId, string file, string text)
        {
            bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatId, file, caption: text);
        }
        public void pic_t_md(ChatId chatId, string file, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatId, file, caption: text, parseMode: ParseMode.Markdown); }
            catch { pic_t(chatId, file, text); }
        }
        public void pic_t_html(ChatId chatId, string file, string text)
        {
            try { bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatId, file, caption: text, parseMode: ParseMode.Html); }
            catch { pic_t(chatId, file, text); }
        }
        public void r_pic_t(Message msg, string file, string text)
        {
            bot.SendPhotoAsync(msg.Chat.Id, file, 
                caption: text, replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId);
        }
        public void r_pic_t_md(Message msg, string file, string text)
        {
            try {
                bot.SendPhotoAsync(msg.Chat.Id, file, 
                    caption: text, parseMode: ParseMode.Markdown,
                    replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId);
            }
            catch { r_pic_t(msg, file, text); }
        }
        public void r_pic_t_html(Message msg, string file, string text)
        {
            try {
                bot.SendPhotoAsync(msg.Chat.Id, file,
                    caption: text, parseMode: ParseMode.Html,
                    replyToMessageId: msg.MessageId);
            }
            catch { r_pic_t(msg, file, text); }
        }

Jint и скриптовые команды для бота. Ну не удержался и скинул эту хуету

UND85D, 12 Октября 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24874

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Забаньте DOKTOPuHXO

3oJloTou_xyeLL, 08 Октября 2018

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PHP / Говнокод #24772

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Name: 
<input type="text" name=
                                                         "name" 
value="<?php echo $name;?>">

E-mail: <

                     input type="text" 
name="email" value="<?php 
echo $email;?>">

Website: <input type="text" name="website" value="
<?php echo $website;?>"

                                                                              >

Comment: <textarea name="comment" rows="5" cols="40"><?php echo $comment;?></textarea>

Gender:
<input type="radio" name="gender"
<
?
php 


if (isset($gender) && $gender=="female") echo "checked";

?>            value="female">Female

<input type="radio" name="gender"
<?php if (isset($gender) && $gender=="male") echo "checked";?>
value="male">

              Male

<input type="radio" name="gender"

<?php if (isset($gender) && $gender=="other") echo "checked";?>value="other">Other

PHP говно

Ksyrx, 16 Сентября 2018

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SQL / Говнокод #24749

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SELECT *
FROM
  (SELECT CASE
   WHEN (CASE
		WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
						(SELECT top (1) date
						FROM Battles AS P2
						WHERE P2.date > P1.date
						ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
		ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
								(SELECT top (1) date
								FROM Battles AS P2
								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
								ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
	END + CASE
				WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
								(SELECT top (1) date
								FROM Battles AS P2
								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
								ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
																	(SELECT top (1) date
																	FROM Battles AS P2
																	WHERE P2.date > P1.date
																	ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
				ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
									(SELECT top (1) date
									FROM Battles AS P2
									WHERE P2.date > P1.date
									ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
																		(SELECT top (1) date
																			FROM Battles AS P2
																			WHERE P2.date > P1.date
																			ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
			END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
      ELSE (CASE
        WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
                        (SELECT top (1) date
                         FROM Battles AS P2
                         WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                         ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
        ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                              (SELECT top (1) date
                               FROM Battles AS P2
                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                               ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
    END + CASE
     WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
                      (SELECT top (1) date
                       FROM Battles AS P2
                       WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                       ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                           (SELECT top (1) date
                                                            FROM Battles AS P2
                                                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                            ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
     ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                           (SELECT top (1) date
                            FROM Battles AS P2
                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                            ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                                (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                 FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                 WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                 ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))  END)
  END AS 'Возраст',
  date AS date1,
     (SELECT top (1) date
      FROM Battles AS P2
      WHERE P2.date > P1.date
      ORDER BY P2.date) AS date2
   FROM Battles AS P1
   WHERE
       (SELECT top (1) date
        FROM Battles AS P2
        WHERE P2.date > P1.date
        ORDER BY P2.date) IS NOT NULL) AS t
UNION
  (SELECT CASE
   WHEN (CASE
             WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
             ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
         END + CASE
                   WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                   ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
               END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
   ELSE (CASE
             WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
             ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
         END + CASE
                   WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                   ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
               END)
    END, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE())
   FROM Battles AS T1
   WHERE
       (SELECT top (1) date    FROM Battles AS T2
        WHERE T2.date > T1.date ORDER BY T2.date) IS NULL );

BDcorabli@ex5

akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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SQL / Говнокод #24748

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select * from
(
select case when (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end as 'Возраст', date as date1, (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) as date2 from Battles as P1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) is not null) as t
union
(select case when (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE()) from Battles as T1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as T2 where T2.date > T1.date order by T2.date) is null
);

BDcorabli@nomer5

akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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Си / Говнокод #24736

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/* Get LDAC handle */
LDACBT_API HANDLE_LDAC_BT ldacBT_get_handle( void )

/* Free LDAC handle */
LDACBT_API void ldacBT_free_handle( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )

/* Close LDAC handle */
LDACBT_API void ldacBT_close_handle( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )

/* Get ERROR CODE */
LDACBT_API int ldacBT_get_error_code( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )

/* Get Configured Sampling frequency */
LDACBT_API int ldacBT_get_sampling_freq( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )

СОНЭ умеет в комментарии.

https://android.googlesource.com/platform/external/libldac/+/master/src/ldacBT_api.c

Elvenfighter, 09 Сентября 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24707

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Как называется физическая сеть, разбитая на подсети?

(man dhcpd.conf)

OlegUP, 01 Сентября 2018

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.