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2. Куча / Говнокод #24874

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   Забаньте DOKTOPuHXO

   3oJloTou_xyeLL, 08 Октября 2018

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3. PHP / Говнокод #24772

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   Name: 
   <input type="text" name=
                                                            "name" 
   value="<?php echo $name;?>">
   
   E-mail: <
   
                        input type="text" 
   name="email" value="<?php 
   echo $email;?>">
   
   Website: <input type="text" name="website" value="
   <?php echo $website;?>"
   
                                                                                 >
   
   Comment: <textarea name="comment" rows="5" cols="40"><?php echo $comment;?></textarea>
   
   Gender:
   <input type="radio" name="gender"
   <
   ?
   php 
   
   
   if (isset($gender) && $gender=="female") echo "checked";
   
   ?>            value="female">Female
   
   <input type="radio" name="gender"
   <?php if (isset($gender) && $gender=="male") echo "checked";?>
   value="male">
   
                 Male
   
   <input type="radio" name="gender"
   
   <?php if (isset($gender) && $gender=="other") echo "checked";?>value="other">Other

   PHP говно

   Ksyrx, 16 Сентября 2018

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4. SQL / Говнокод #24749

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   SELECT *
   FROM
     (SELECT CASE
      WHEN (CASE
   		WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
   						(SELECT top (1) date
   						FROM Battles AS P2
   						WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   						ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
   		ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
   								(SELECT top (1) date
   								FROM Battles AS P2
   								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   								ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
   	END + CASE
   				WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
   								(SELECT top (1) date
   								FROM Battles AS P2
   								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   								ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
   																	(SELECT top (1) date
   																	FROM Battles AS P2
   																	WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   																	ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
   				ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
   									(SELECT top (1) date
   									FROM Battles AS P2
   									WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   									ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
   																		(SELECT top (1) date
   																			FROM Battles AS P2
   																			WHERE P2.date > P1.date
   																			ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
   			END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
         ELSE (CASE
           WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
                           (SELECT top (1) date
                            FROM Battles AS P2
                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                            ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
           ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                                 (SELECT top (1) date
                                  FROM Battles AS P2
                                  WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                  ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
       END + CASE
        WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
                         (SELECT top (1) date
                          FROM Battles AS P2
                          WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                          ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                              (SELECT top (1) date
                                                               FROM Battles AS P2
                                                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                               ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
        ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                              (SELECT top (1) date
                               FROM Battles AS P2
                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                               ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                                   (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                    FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                    WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                    ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))  END)
     END AS 'Возраст',
     date AS date1,
        (SELECT top (1) date
         FROM Battles AS P2
         WHERE P2.date > P1.date
         ORDER BY P2.date) AS date2
      FROM Battles AS P1
      WHERE
          (SELECT top (1) date
           FROM Battles AS P2
           WHERE P2.date > P1.date
           ORDER BY P2.date) IS NOT NULL) AS t
   UNION
     (SELECT CASE
      WHEN (CASE
                WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
            END + CASE
                      WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                      ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                  END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
      ELSE (CASE
                WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
                ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
            END + CASE
                      WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                      ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
                  END)
       END, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE())
      FROM Battles AS T1
      WHERE
          (SELECT top (1) date    FROM Battles AS T2
           WHERE T2.date > T1.date ORDER BY T2.date) IS NULL );

   BDcorabli@ex5

   akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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5. SQL / Говнокод #24748

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   select * from
   (
   select case when (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end as 'Возраст', date as date1, (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) as date2 from Battles as P1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) is not null) as t
   union
   (select case when (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE()) from Battles as T1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as T2 where T2.date > T1.date order by T2.date) is null
   );

   BDcorabli@nomer5

   akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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6. Си / Говнокод #24736

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   /* Get LDAC handle */
   LDACBT_API HANDLE_LDAC_BT ldacBT_get_handle( void )
   
   /* Free LDAC handle */
   LDACBT_API void ldacBT_free_handle( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )
   
   /* Close LDAC handle */
   LDACBT_API void ldacBT_close_handle( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )
   
   /* Get ERROR CODE */
   LDACBT_API int ldacBT_get_error_code( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )
   
   /* Get Configured Sampling frequency */
   LDACBT_API int ldacBT_get_sampling_freq( HANDLE_LDAC_BT hLdacBT )

   СОНЭ умеет в комментарии.
   
   https://android.googlesource.com/platform/external/libldac/+/master/src/ldacBT_api.c

   Elvenfighter, 09 Сентября 2018

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7. Куча / Говнокод #24707

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   Как называется физическая сеть, разбитая на подсети?
   
   (man dhcpd.conf)

   OlegUP, 01 Сентября 2018

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8. Python / Говнокод #24706

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   if type(colType) == type(0): # it's a length

   Библиотека csv, встроенная в питон.

   syoma, 01 Сентября 2018

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9. Си / Говнокод #24697

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   //+-------------------------------------------------------------------------
   //
   //  Function:   GetNumberOfType
   //              SetNumberOfType
   //
   //  Synopsis:   Helpers to get/set an integer value of given variant type
   //              by dereferencing a pointer
   //
   //              pv - pointer to dereference
   //              vt - variant type
   //
   //--------------------------------------------------------------------------
   
   // BUGBUG: The VC 5 compiler flags this as an error because VT_BOOL4 is not
   // a valid VARENUM value.  Disable the warning for now.
   #pragma warning(disable:4063)       // case '254' is not a valid value for switch of enum 'VARENUM'
   
   long
   GetNumberOfType (void * pv, VARENUM vt)
   {
       switch(vt)
       {
           case VT_I2:
           case VT_BOOL:
               return * (SHORT*) pv;
   
           case VT_I4:
           case VT_BOOL4:
               return * (LONG*) pv;
   
           default:
               Assert(FALSE);
               return 0;
       }
   }
   
   void
   SetNumberOfType (void * pv, VARENUM vt, long l)
   {
       switch(vt)
       {
           case VT_BOOL:
               l = l ? VB_TRUE : VB_FALSE;
               //  vvvvvvvvvvv  FALL THROUGH vvvvvvvvvvvvv
   
           case VT_I2:
               Assert(l >= SHRT_MIN && l <= SHRT_MAX);
               * (SHORT*) pv = SHORT(l);
               break;
   
           case VT_BOOL4:
               l = l ? VB_TRUE : VB_FALSE;
               //  vvvvvvvvvvv  FALL THROUGH vvvvvvvvvvvvv
   
           case VT_I4:
               * (LONG_UNALIGNED *) pv = l;
               break;
   
           default:
               Assert(FALSE);
       }
   }

   Опять какая-то сранина известно откуда.

   CCAHA9I_CPAHIHA, 31 Августа 2018

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10. C++ / Говнокод #24688

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    #define ONE_GB 1024
    #define FIVE_GB 5115

    Написано в очень известной Калифорнийской конторе

    Starl1ght, 30 Августа 2018

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11. C++ / Говнокод #24652

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    class TaxStorage {
    public:
      using TaxCode = Code<3>; // Code<int N, typename Storage = uint32_t> тип для маленьких строк
      using TaxType = Code<3>;
      using TaxId = std::tuple<TaxCode, TaxType>;
      using TaxMap = std::map<TaxId, int>
    
      using CityId = int;
      using TaxPointMap = std::unordered_map<CityId, TaxMap>;
    
      TaxMap forCityOrOther(const TaxPointMap& map, const CityId cityId) const {
        const auto found = map.find(cityId);
        return found == map.cend() ? map.at(OTHER_CITY) : *found; // должно быть found->second
      }
    }

    Dev: Ok GCC, tell me what is wrong.
    GCC: /home/whatever/project/TaxStorage.h:102: error: incompatible operand types ('const std::unordered_map<int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > >, std::hash<int>, std::equal_to<int>, std::allocator<std::pair<const int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > > > > >::mapped_type' (aka 'const std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > >') and 'const std::pair<const int, std::map<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> >, std::less<std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<const std::tuple<Code<3, unsigned int>, Code<3, unsigned int> >, std::vector<unsigned long, std::allocator<unsigned long> > > > > >')
    
    ДОКОЛЕ?!!

    Elvenfighter, 24 Августа 2018

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