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  2. Python / Говнокод #4113

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    #TROLOLO GENERATOR!
def trololo(x):
    print 'tro'+('lo'*x)
    
trololo(100)

    Если нужно потроллить!

    boltayka, 27 Августа 2010

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #4081

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    if($usershow != 0) {
				
	$site->AddBlock('topnav', true, true, 'tn');
				
	$var['nav'] = '';
				
	$site->AddSubBlock('topnav', true, $var);
				
} else {
				
	$site->AddBlock('topnav', true, true, 'tn');
				
	$var['nav'] = $top_nav;
				
	$site->AddSubBlock('topnav', true, $var);
				
}

    Мартин, 23 Августа 2010

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  4. Си / Говнокод #4078

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    //massiv[i]=C1^2*(a*i+b)+C2*(a^2*i-b)+(b-a*i)^-12.5; //почемуто не работает
                        massiv[i]=C1*C1*(a*i+b)+C2*(a*a*i-b)+1/((b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*(b-a*i)*sqrt(b-a*i));

    Нашёл проектик :)
    Универ. 1 курс. Лаба по С. Не работает - будем делать кал.
    Интересно, если бы степень была -125, то там было бы 125 умножений?

    XyHb, 23 Августа 2010

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  5. JavaScript / Говнокод #4045

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    Draggable.prototype.move = function(event){		
		var event = Runic.event.getEvent(event),
			mLeft = (this.direction == 'both' || this.direction == 'horizontal') ? (Runic.event.getEventX(event) - this.mdiffX) : this.element.offsetLeft,
			mTop = (this.direction == 'both' || this.direction == 'vertical') ? (Runic.event.getEventY(event) - this.mdiffY) : this.element.offsetTop,
		//get cursor position
			curx = Runic.event.getEventX(event),
			cury = Runic.event.getEventY(event);
		if (this.box) {
			if (this.direction == 'horizontal' || this.direction == 'both') {
				if (curx > this.fromX && curx < this.toX) {
					this.element.style.left = mLeft  + 'px';
				} else if (curx <= this.fromX && this.direction) {
					if (this.boxCSSPosition == 'relative' || this.boxCSSPosition=='absolute') {
						this.element.style.left = 0 + 'px'
						this.element.style.right = 'auto'
					} else {
						this.element.style.left = this.box.offsetLeft + 'px'
					}
				} else if (curx >= this.toX) {
					if (this.boxCSSPosition == 'relative' || this.boxCSSPosition=='absolute') {
						this.element.style.right = 0 + 'px'
						this.element.style.left = 'auto'
					} else {
						this.element.style.left = this.box.offsetLeft + this.box.clientWidth - this.element.clientWidth + 'px'
					}
				}
			}
			if (this.direction == 'vertical' || this.direction == 'both') {
				if (cury > this.fromY && cury < this.toY) {
					this.element.style.top = mTop + 'px';
				} else if (cury <= this.fromY) {
					if (this.boxCSSPosition == 'relative' || this.boxCSSPosition=='absolute') {
						this.element.style.top = 0 + 'px';
						this.element.style.bottom = 'auto'
					} else {
						this.element.style.top = this.box.offsetTop + 'px'
					}		
				} else if (cury >= this.toY) {
					if (this.boxCSSPosition == 'relative' || this.boxCSSPosition=='absolute') {
						this.element.style.bottom = 0 + 'px';
						this.element.style.top = 'auto'
					} else {
						this.element.style.top = this.box.offsetTop + this.box.clientHeight - this.element.clientHeight + 'px'
					}
				}
			}
		} else {
			this.element.style.left = mLeft  + 'px';
			this.element.style.top = mTop + 'px';
		}
		//run callback funciton
		if (this.onDrag != undefined && typeof this.onDrag.func == 'function') {
			if (this.onDragCount < this.onDrag.count || this.onDrag.count == 0) {
				this.onDragCount++;
				this.onDrag.func();
			}
		}
	}

    наговнокодил

    kubynek, 20 Августа 2010

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #3987

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    </td>
</tr>

  <br style="clear:both" />
  
<tr id="rand_<?=$cc?>">

    а вдруг строки - это не совсем строки о_О

    n0ne, 15 Августа 2010

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #3951

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    function changeAlign() {
try {
		for(var i = 0; i < document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table").length; i++) {
			if(document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].className == "common") {
				document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].removeAttribute("cellPadding"); 
				document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].removeAttribute("cellSpacing");
				if(document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].cells[0].className != "header"){
					var firstTDCount = 0;
					for(var z = 0; z < document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].cells.length; z++) {
						firstTDCount = firstTDCount + (document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].cells[z].colSpan);
					}
					document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].insertRow(0);
					for(var j = 0; j < firstTDCount; j++) {
						document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].insertCell(j);
						document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].cells[j].className = "header";
							document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].tBodies[0].rows[0].cells[j].innerText = " "; 
					}
				}				
				for(var j = 0; j < document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows.length; j++) {
					for(var k = 0; k < document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells.length; k++) {
						if( 
							 (document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells.length > 1) && (k != 0) 
						   	 && (document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].className != "header")
						   ) 
						{
							if(document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k - 1].rowSpan == 1) {
								document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].style.textAlign = "right";
								//document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].style.backgroundColor = "red";
							}
							if(document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].colSpan == 2) {
								document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].style.textAlign = "center";
							}
							if(document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].style.width == "60px") {
								//document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].style.backgroundColor = "red";
								document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].deleteRow(j);
								break;
								//document.getElementById("tariff_content").getElementsByTagName("table")[i].rows[j].cells[k].style.width = "";
							}
						}
					}
				}
			}
		}				
} catch(e) {}	
return false;	
}

    http://www.mts.ru/upload/images/script/js.js

    Lure Of Chaos, 12 Августа 2010

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  8. JavaScript / Говнокод #3950

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    function insertOpenTable() {
	return "<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" class=\"footnote\">";
}

function insertCloseTable() {
	return "</table>";
}

    http://www.mts.ru/upload/images/script/js.js

    Lure Of Chaos, 12 Августа 2010

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  9. Java / Говнокод #3944

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    this.query = this.query == url.getQuery( ) ? this.query : url.getQuery( );

    raorn, 11 Августа 2010

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #3935

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    $m=explode(";",$lang[nomarriage]);
foreach($m as $k=>$mm) {
        if($lev[$k]==$o[marriage]) {
                if(eregi('/',$mm)) {
                        $mm2=explode('/',$mm);
                        if($o[gender2]=='m') {
                                $o[marriage]=$mm2[0];
                        }
                        else {
                                $o[marriage]=$mm2[1];
                        }
                }
                else $o[marriage]=$mm;
        }
}

    Автор неизвестен.
    "Мы не ищем легких путей!"

    mihaild, 11 Августа 2010

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    class game {
  public static void main (String args[])
      throws java.io.IOException {
 
    double x = 0.0;
    byte php = 100, mhp = 100, pd = 0, md = 0;
    char pd_ch;
    boolean b1, b2;
 
    System.out.println("Welcome to \"Kill the mob\" v0.1!");
    System.out.println();
    System.out.println("While you where wandering in deep dark tunnels, a mob appeared in your way.");
    System.out.println("It appeared to be very agressive, so a fight started.");
    System.out.println();
 
    do {
      System.out.println("Your opponent is ready to act. You need to do something. What are you going to do?");
      System.out.print("Enter \"1\" to attack, \"2\" to defend yourself and \"3\" to regenerate: ");
      pd_ch = (char) System.in.read();
      if (pd_ch == '1')
        pd = 1;
      else if (pd_ch == '2')
        pd = 2;
      else
        pd = 3;
      x = Math.random();
      if (x < 0.33333)
        md = 1;
      else if (x > 0.66666)
        md = 3;
      else
        md = 2;
      System.out.println(md);
      System.out.println(pd);
      switch(pd) {
        case 1:
          System.out.print("You chose to attack, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack too!");
              System.out.println("You both lose 20 HP.");
              php -= 20;
              mhp -= 20;
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend.");
              System.out.println("You did not manage to hurt him.");
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate.");
              System.out.println("He lost 30 HP.");
              mhp -= 30;
              break;
          }
          break;
        case 2:
          System.out.print("You chose to defend, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack.");
              System.out.println("You did not let him hurt you.");
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend too!");
              System.out.println("You standed like two retards.");
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate.");
              System.out.println("He gained 20 HP.");
              mhp += 20;
              break;
          }
          break;
        case 3:
          System.out.print("You chose to regenerate, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack.");
              System.out.println("You was completely protectless. you you've lost 30 HP.");
              php -= 30;
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend.");
              System.out.println("He standed like a retard, while you gained 20 HP.");
              php += 20;
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate too!");
              System.out.println("Your energies helped each other, so you both gained 30 HP.");
              mhp += 30;
              php += 30;
              break;
          }
          break;
      }
      System.out.println("Your HP: " + php);

    Цикл после одного ввода делается какого-то хуя 3 раза, причем с рандомными (1, 2, 3) pd и md. ЧЯДНТ?

    jesuschrist, 10 Августа 2010

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