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  2. C++ / Говнокод #591

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    CreateZipFromFolder(CString m_outfile, CString outfolder)
{
 CString m_outputfilename = m_outfile;
 CString outpath = outfolder;
 CString p;

 TCHAR lpPathBuffer[BUFSIZE];
 TCHAR lpPathBuffer1[BUFSIZE];
 DWORD dwBufSize=BUFSIZE;

 DWORD dwRetVal;
 //find temp directory;
 dwRetVal = GetTempPath(dwBufSize, //buffer length
     lpPathBuffer); //path buffer 
     
    if (dwRetVal > dwBufSize || (dwRetVal == 0)) {
        printf ("Failed to get temp path (%d)\n", GetLastError());
        FILE *fp = fopen("C:\\Zip.vbs","w+");
    }
    
    FILE *fp ;
    strcat(lpPathBuffer,"zip.vbs");

    CString fileName = lpPathBuffer ;

    if((fileName[0] != '\0'))
        fp = fopen(fileName,"w+");
    else(fp = fopen("C:\\Zip.vbs","w+"));
        p.LoadString(RESID_30);
        
    fprintf(fp,"Dim fso, winShell, MyTarget, MySource, file \n") ;
    fprintf(fp,"Set fso = CreateObject(");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"Scripting.FileSystemObject");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,")   \n");
    fprintf(fp,"Set winShell = createObject(");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"Shell.Application");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,")    \n");
    fprintf(fp,"MySource =");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"%s",outpath);
    fprintf(fp,"%s \n",p);
    fprintf(fp,"MyTarget =");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"%s",m_outputfilename);
    fprintf(fp,"%s \n",p);
    fprintf(fp,"Set file = fso.CreateTextFile(MyTarget, True)   \n");
    fprintf(fp,"file.write ");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"PK");
    fprintf(fp,"%s",p);
    fprintf(fp,"& chr(5) & chr(6) & string(18,chr(0)) \n");
    fprintf(fp,"file.close \n");
    fprintf(fp,"winShell.namespace(MyTarget).CopyHere winShell.namespace(MySource).items    \n");       fprintf(fp,"do until winShell.namespace(MyTarget).items.count = winShell.namespace(MySource).items.count    \n");
    fprintf(fp,"wscript.sleep 1000 \n");
    fprintf(fp,"loop \n \n");
    fprintf(fp,"Set winShell = Nothing \n");
    fprintf(fp,"Set fso = Nothing");
    fclose(fp);

    PROCESS_INFORMATION pi;
    STARTUPINFO si;
    ZeroMemory( &si, sizeof(si) );
    si.cb = sizeof(si);
    ZeroMemory( &pi, sizeof(pi) );

    CString filename;
    filename = p + lpPathBuffer + p;
    CString szCommand;
    
    BOOL ret = Is64Bit();
    if(ret) {
        DWORD dwRetVal;
        //get the windows directory;
        dwRetVal = GetWindowsDirectory(lpPathBuffer1,dwBufSize); //path buffer
        strcat(lpPathBuffer1,"\\syswow64\\");
        szCommand = lpPathBuffer1;
        szCommand +="cmd.exe /c cscript //B ";
    }   else {
            szCommand ="cmd.exe /c cscript //B ";
    }

    szCommand += filename ;
    if(CreateProcess(NULL,szCommand.GetBuffer(szCommand.GetLength()),NULL,NULL,FALSE,DETACHED_PROCESS,NULL,NULL,&si,&pi)) {
        WaitForSingleObject( pi.hProcess, INFINITE ); 
        CloseHandle( pi.hProcess );
        CloseHandle( pi.hThread );
    }
    
    return 0;
}

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  3. Pascal / Говнокод #573

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    VAR FL:TEXTFILE;
    l:string;
    i:integer;
    xmass,itrmass:array [1..100] of real;
begin
{...}
 ASSIGNfile(FL,'results.txt');
   reset(fl);
   readln(fl,l);
   i:=1;
    while L[i]<>' ' do begin
     xmass[i]:=strtoint(L[1]);
     i:=i+1;
                       end;
{...}
end;

    В файле хранилась последовательность вещественных чисел... Такой вот вариант ее оттуда выкорчевать о_О

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #572

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    ...
</table>

<table style="height: 5px; width: 150px;"><tr><td></td></tr></table>

<table style="width: 99%;">
..

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #568

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    <?php

// Функция рассылки писем
// .........

if ($row['site_id'] == 0 and array_search($template, $not_readnotify) === false)
	{
		$to = $row['email'].'.readnotify.com';
	}
	else{
		$to = $row['email'];
	}

        $to = $row['email'];

// ..........

?>

    Я видел всякие чудеса на свете. Но мне после отработки скрипта один раз пришло письмо от [email protected]
    o_O

    (c) n3m0

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  6. ActionScript / Говнокод #566

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    ...
@font-face 
{
  src: url("/components/TimeNewRoman.swf");
  fontFamily: "Times New Roman";
}
...
TextArea { 
    backgroundAlpha: 0.07;
    backgroundColor: #ffffff;
    borderColor: #99ff00;
    color: #99ff66;
    font-family: "Times New Roman";
}
...

    обнаружил в css своего РАБОЧЕГО проекта... не, спать все-таки надо временами)

    guest, 18 Февраля 2009

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  7. SQL / Говнокод #565

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    select t1.PosTag, t1.KlTOt, t1.NameKipID, t1.TypMarkaName, t1.Lim, t1.EdIzm,
t1.OD_NUMMNF, t1.PeriodP, t1.PeriodK, 
D3, D5, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1  then 'К' end a1,
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2  then 'К' end a2, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3  then 'П'

    Взято со знаменитого топика на sql.ru: http://sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?tid=591607
    Писано ручками некоего безумца. Тому, кто занял его место впоследствии, было дано задание оптимизировать это под угрозой увольнения.
    P.S. Функционал сайта, как выяснилось, не держит больше 100 строк говнокода, поэтому с полным текстом лучше ознакомиться по данной выше ссылке.

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  8. C# / Говнокод #562

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    private static string ParseDate(DateTime date) {
    return date.ToString(Consts.Formatting.SHORT_DATE_WITH_SHORT_YEAR_DATA_FORMAT, CultureInfo.InvariantCulture);
}

    неожиданный нейминг naming. после использования - сжечь

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #556

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    $db = S4Y::getInstance()->getDb();
        $sql = 'INSERT INTO publish_groups (domain, name)
            VALUES (:domain, :name)';
        $db->query(
            $sql, array('domain' => S4Y::$domain, 'name' => $_POST['subgroup'])
        );
        if ($this->_groupId) {
            $last_insert_id = $db->lastInsertId();
            $sql = 'UPDATE publish_groups
                SET parent_id = :parent
                WHERE id = :id';
            $db->query(
                $sql,
                array('parent' => $this->_groupId, 'id' => $last_insert_id)
            );

    Кусок кода создает группу публикаций и устанавливает ей парента.
    В два приема, чтоб не напрягать мускуль более чем 2 параметрами...

    guest, 16 Февраля 2009

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #550

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    <?

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

//There is a little problem with iconv in such using
//This code isn't work correctly. Solution is:

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

?>

    Я всегда говорил что бездумная перепечатка чужих мануалов это зло...

    guest, 13 Февраля 2009

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  11. VisualBasic / Говнокод #541

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    Private m_FuckupDate As Date   'date when fuckup happened

    Глобальная переменная в классе

    guest, 12 Февраля 2009

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