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  2. SQL / Говнокод #565

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    select t1.PosTag, t1.KlTOt, t1.NameKipID, t1.TypMarkaName, t1.Lim, t1.EdIzm,
t1.OD_NUMMNF, t1.PeriodP, t1.PeriodK, 
D3, D5, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =1 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =1  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =1  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =1 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =1  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =1  then 'К' end a1,
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =2 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =2  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =2  then 'П'
--калибровка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2 then 'Км'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchK))  =2 then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2k)) =2  then 'К'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealK) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddk)) =2  then 'К' end a2, 
case
--поверка
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) = '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.ddp)) =3 then 'Пм'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.DataOchP))  =3 then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_2p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_3p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_4p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd3_5p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_1p)) =3  then 'П'
when Convert(varchar,t1.ArealP) <> '1' and Convert(varchar,MONTH(t1.dd6_2p)) =3  then 'П'

    Взято со знаменитого топика на sql.ru: http://sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?tid=591607
    Писано ручками некоего безумца. Тому, кто занял его место впоследствии, было дано задание оптимизировать это под угрозой увольнения.
    P.S. Функционал сайта, как выяснилось, не держит больше 100 строк говнокода, поэтому с полным текстом лучше ознакомиться по данной выше ссылке.

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  3. C# / Говнокод #562

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    private static string ParseDate(DateTime date) {
    return date.ToString(Consts.Formatting.SHORT_DATE_WITH_SHORT_YEAR_DATA_FORMAT, CultureInfo.InvariantCulture);
}

    неожиданный нейминг naming. после использования - сжечь

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #556

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    $db = S4Y::getInstance()->getDb();
        $sql = 'INSERT INTO publish_groups (domain, name)
            VALUES (:domain, :name)';
        $db->query(
            $sql, array('domain' => S4Y::$domain, 'name' => $_POST['subgroup'])
        );
        if ($this->_groupId) {
            $last_insert_id = $db->lastInsertId();
            $sql = 'UPDATE publish_groups
                SET parent_id = :parent
                WHERE id = :id';
            $db->query(
                $sql,
                array('parent' => $this->_groupId, 'id' => $last_insert_id)
            );

    Кусок кода создает группу публикаций и устанавливает ей парента.
    В два приема, чтоб не напрягать мускуль более чем 2 параметрами...

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #550

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    <?

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

//There is a little problem with iconv in such using
//This code isn't work correctly. Solution is:

$mytext = iconv('windows-1251', 'utf-8', $mytext);
echo $mytext;

?>

    Я всегда говорил что бездумная перепечатка чужих мануалов это зло...

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  6. VisualBasic / Говнокод #541

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    Private m_FuckupDate As Date   'date when fuckup happened

    Глобальная переменная в классе

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  7. Python / Говнокод #538

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    infle = list()
for line in inf.read().splitlines():
  infle.append(line.decode('windows-1251'))
infile = iter(infle)

    Функция принимает параметр inf... через пол-экрана:

    guest, 11 Февраля 2009

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #532

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    $upload_dir = ABSPATH;
$upload_dir .= str_replace(ABSPATH, '', trim( get_option( 'upload_path' ) ) );
		
if ( empty( $upload_dir ) )
$upload_dir = WP_CONTENT_DIR . '/uploads'; 

//.....

    плагин WP Post Thumbnail v 0.1.8

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  9. C++ / Говнокод #509

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    #include "stdafx.h"

class CTest
{
private:
  virtual void Print()
  {
    _tprintf( _T("He he ;)\n"));
  }
};

class CX
{
public:
  virtual void BlaBla();
};

int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
  CTest t;

  //error C2248: 'CTest::Print' : cannot access private member declared in class 'test'
  //t.Print();

  //It works
  ((void (*)(void))((int*)(*(int*)&t))[0])();

  //It works, too
  ((CX*)&t)->BlaBla();

  return 0;
}

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  10. Python / Говнокод #494

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    ggaa
awqe
asd
adfa

    asdasdasdas

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  11. PHP / Говнокод #482

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    $this->oPostTest->recipients = trim($this->oPostTest->recipients);
$this->oPostTest->recipients = trim($this->oPostTest->recipients, ';');

$this->oPostTest->recipients = str_replace(' ', ';', $this->oPostTest->recipients);
$this->oPostTest->recipients = str_replace(';;', ';', $this->oPostTest->recipients);

    такая вот загагулина )

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