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  2. Pascal / Говнокод #15837

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    program FeyverkFirework;
    
    {$R+}
    
    uses
      Crt, Graph;
    
    var
      GraphDriver, GraphMode, ErrorCode : Integer;
      Ch : Char;
      I, J, K, XStart, YStart : Integer;
      XX,YY,CC : Array[1..1000] of Integer;
      FX,FY,DX,DY : Array[1..70] of Real;
      R, T, X, Y : Real;
    
    procedure Explode (C : Integer);
    
    begin
      T := -Pi;
      I := 0;
      Repeat
        I := I + 1;
        DX[I] := Sin(T)*5;
        DY[I] := Cos(T)*5;
        FX[I] := X;
        FY[I] := Y;
        T := T + 0.15;
      Until T > Pi;
    
      K := 0;
      Repeat
        For J := 1 to I do
          begin
            If C = 0 then
              PutPixel (Round(FX[J]),Round(FY[J]),0)
            else
              PutPixel (Round(FX[J]),Round(FY[J]),Random(GetMaxColor+1));
            FX[J] := FX[J] + DX[J];
            FY[J] := FY[J] - DY[J];
            DY[J] := DY[J] - 0.2;
          end;
        K := K + 1;
        Delay(10); { This was not in the original. }
      Until Keypressed or (K > 50);
    end;
    
    procedure ShootFireWork;
    
    begin
      { Delay (1000); }
      Randomize;
      T := Random / 2 - 0.25 + Pi/2;
      X := XStart;
      Y := YStart;
      R := 20;
      I := 0;
      Repeat
        Inc (I);
        XX[I] := Round(X);
        YY[I] := Round(Y);
        CC[I] := GetPixel (XX[I],YY[I]);
        If I > 1 then
          If (XX[I] = XX[I-1]) and (YY[I] = YY[I-1]) then CC[I] := CC[I-1];
        PutPixel (XX[I],YY[I],Random(GetMaxColor+1));
        If I > 5 then
          PutPixel (XX[I-5],YY[I-5],CC[I-5]);
        X := X + Cos(T)*R;
        Y := Y - Sin(T)*R;
        If T > Pi/2 then
          T := T + 0.02
        else
          T := T - 0.02;
        R := R * 0.93;
        Delay (20);
      Until KeyPressed or (T < 0) or (T > Pi);
    
      For J := I-5 to I do
    
         PutPixel (XX[J],YY[J],CC[J]);
    {    ch := readkey; }
      Explode (1);
      Explode (0);
    end;
    
    begin
      GraphDriver := Detect;
      InitGraph (GraphDriver, GraphMode, '..');
      ErrorCode := GraphResult;
      If ErrorCode <> grOk then
        begin
          Writeln ('Graphics Error: ',GraphErrorMsg(ErrorCode));
          Halt;
        end;
      SetColor (GetMaxColor);
      XStart := GetMaxX div 2;
      YStart := GetMaxY - 20;
    
      Repeat
        ShootFireWork;
      Until Keypressed;

    Работает же! Красиво получается :)
    Выполнить код можно здесь: http://pma.clan.su/index.html.
    Алгоритм выполнения кода. Жмём E. Вводим код. Нажимаем в левом нижнем углу CoPas editor. Нажимаем R. Радуемся! :)

    Mobac, 24 Апреля 2014

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  3. JavaScript / Говнокод #15835

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    function getCallback( variable ){
        return function () {
            if (!private["loginManager"].isLogin() )
                return ( private["loginManager"].callbackReauth() && false) || null ;
            return private[variable];
        }
    };

    когда лень ставить лишние фигурные скобки ( все внимание на средний return )

    Dart_Sergius, 24 Апреля 2014

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  4. Pascal / Говнокод #15819

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    while usedthrds<>cn do
              begin
               i:=i+1;
               if manual=0 then
                if i>ccpun then
                 break;
               if manual=1 then
                begin
                 gotoxy(1,stroka);read(cputime[i]);
                end
               else
                begin
                 gotoxy(1,stroka);write(cputime[i]);
                end;
               realsumcpu:=cputime[i]+ost;
               sumcpu:=cputime[i]+ost;
               found:=0;
               bin:=0;
               min:=1;max:=cn;
               search:
               while (min<=max) and (found=0) do
                begin
                 bin:=bin+1;
                 mid:=(min+max)div 2;
                 if sumcpu<sortedthrd[mid] then
                  max:=mid-1
                 else
                  if  sumcpu>sortedthrd[mid] then
                   min:=mid+1
                  else
                   if used[mid]=1 then
                    begin
                     if mid<>cn then
                      begin
                       l:=1;
                       while sortedthrd[mid+l]=sortedthrd[mid] do
                        begin
                         if used[mid+l]<>1 then
                          begin
                            mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid+l];
                            mdldnum:=sortednum[mid+l];
                            ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
                            used[mid+l]:=1;
                            found:=1;break;
                          end;
                        l:=l+1;
                        if mid+l>cn then break;
                      end;
                  end;
                if (mid<>1) and (found=0) then
                  begin
                    l:=1;
                    while sortedthrd[mid-l]=sortedthrd[mid] do
                      begin
                        if used[mid-l]<>1 then
                          begin
                            mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid-l];
                            mdldnum:=sortednum[mid-l];
                            ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
                            used[mid-l]:=1;
                            found:=1;break;
                          end;
                        l:=l+1;
                        if mid-l<1 then break;
                      end;
                  end;
                break;
              end
            else
              begin
                mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid];
                mdldnum:=sortednum[mid];
                used[mid]:=1;
                ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
                found:=1;
                break;
              end;
          end;
    
    if (found=0) and (sumcpu>0) then
      begin
        sumcpu:=sumcpu-1;bin:=0;min:=1;max:=cn;
        goto search;
      end;
    if found=0 then
        ost:=realsumcpu
    else
      begin
        gotoxy(6,stroka);write (realsumcpu);gotoxy (12,stroka);write (mdldmas);gotoxy(18,stroka);write(mdldnum);gotoxy(24,stroka);write(ost);gotoxy(30,stroka);write(bin);
        stroka:=stroka+1;
      end;
    if found=1 then
      begin
        realsumcpu:=ost;
        sumcpu:=ost;
        found:=0;bin:=0;min:=1;max:=cn;
        goto search;
      end;

    Как студенты пишут сортировку (полная версия https://gist.github.com/Karasiq/11184652)

    jkhne4pijgberg, 22 Апреля 2014

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #15795

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    /**
    * Handles Registration Links.
    *
    * @package s2Member\Registrations
    * @since 3.5
    *
    * @attaches-to ``add_action("init");``
    *
    * @return null Or exits script execution after redirection.
    */
    public static function register ()
    {
    	do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_before_register", get_defined_vars ());
    
    	if (!empty ($_GET["s2member_register"])) // If they're attempting to access the registration system.
    		{
    			while (@ob_end_clean ()); // Clean any existing output buffers.
    
    			$msg_503 = _x ('<strong>Your Link Expired:</strong><br />Please contact Support if you need assistance.', "s2member-front", "s2member");
    
    			if (is_array ($register = preg_split ("/\:\.\:\|\:\.\:/", c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::decrypt (trim (stripslashes ((string)$_GET["s2member_register"]))))))
    				{
    					if (count ($register) === 6 && $register[0] === "subscr_gateway_subscr_id_custom_item_number_time" /* Does the checksum value match up here? */)
    						{
    							if (is_numeric ($register[5]) && $register[5] <= strtotime ("now") && $register[5] >= strtotime ("-" . apply_filters ("ws_plugin__s2member_register_link_exp_time", "2 days", get_defined_vars ())))
    								{
    									$_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[1]);
    									$_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[2]);
    									$_COOKIE["s2member_custom"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[3]);
    									$_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[4]);
    
    									if (($reg_cookies = c_ws_plugin__s2member_register_access::reg_cookies_ok ()) && extract ($reg_cookies) /* Needed? */)
    										{
    											status_header(200); // Send a 200 OK status header.
    											header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8"); // Content-Type with UTF-8.
    
    											setcookie ("s2member_subscr_gateway", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_subscr_gateway", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
    											setcookie ("s2member_subscr_id", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_subscr_id", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
    											setcookie ("s2member_custom", $_COOKIE["s2member_custom"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_custom", $_COOKIE["s2member_custom"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
    											setcookie ("s2member_item_number", $_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_item_number", $_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
    
    											do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_during_register", get_defined_vars ());
    
    											if (is_multisite () && c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm () && is_main_site () && ($location = c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_urls::wp_signup_url ()))
    												{
    													echo '<script type="text/javascript">' . "\n";
    													echo "window.location = '" . c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_strings::esc_js_sq ($location) . "';";
    													echo '</script>' . "\n";
    												}
    											else if (($location = c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_urls::wp_register_url ()))
    												{
    													echo '<script type="text/javascript">' . "\n";
    													echo "window.location = '" . c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_strings::esc_js_sq ($location) . "';";
    													echo '</script>' . "\n";
    												}
    											exit (); // Clean exit. The browser will now be redirected to ``$location``.
    										}
    									else
    										status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
    								}
    							else
    								status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
    						}
    					else
    						status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
    				}
    			else
    				status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
    		}
    
    	do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_after_register", get_defined_vars ());
    }

    Концовка особенно захватывающа.

    Плагин для Wordpress - s2member, https://www.s2member.com/codex/stable/source/s2member/includes/classes/register-in.inc.php

    antongorodezkiy, 20 Апреля 2014

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  6. C++ / Говнокод #15776

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    std::cout << std::cout << "Hello, world";

    С гейдевчика, странно, что здесь не было.

    DlangGovno, 17 Апреля 2014

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #15718

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    // Will we have a result object instantiated? If not - we'll simply return TRUE
    if ($return_object !== TRUE) {
    	if ($this->cache_on === TRUE && $this->cache_autodel === TRUE && $this->_cache_init()) {
    		$this->CACHE->delete();
    	}
    	return TRUE;
    }
    
    // Return TRUE if we don't need to create a result object
    if ($return_object !== TRUE) {
    	return TRUE;
    }

    Codeigniter / классика
    https://github.com/EllisLab/CodeIgniter/blob/develop/system/database/DB_driver.php#L668

    Fike, 09 Апреля 2014

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #15645

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    /**
         * Определение типа документа - Комплектация/Разукомплектация
         * @param $reverse
         * @return string
         */
        protected function get_reverse($reverse)
        {
            if(in_array($reverse, ['TRUE', 'true', true, 1, '1'], true)) {
                return 'TRUE';
            }
            if(in_array($reverse, ['FALSE', 'false', false, 0, '0', ''], true)) {
                return 'FALSE';
            }
        }

    Продолжение вот этого http://govnokod.ru/15643 кода придется делать

    smpl, 02 Апреля 2014

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #15631

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    $arOrders[$arDetail['PROPERTIES']['YC_ORDER']['VALUE']]['ORDER_DETAILS'][$arDetail['PROPERTIES']['YC_CITY']['VALUE']][] = $arDetail['ID'];

    Черный пояс по заполнению массивов

    TBoolean, 01 Апреля 2014

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  10. 1C / Говнокод #15605

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    Возврат ?(НЕ Запрос.Выполнить().Пустой(),Истина,Ложь);

    maximilian6547s, 27 Марта 2014

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  11. C# / Говнокод #15601

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    void ConvertingExpressions()
    
    {
    
    float.TryParse(transform.position.x.ToString(), out x);
    
    float.TryParse(transform.position.y.ToString(), out y);
    
    float.TryParse(transform.position.z.ToString(), out z);
    
    }

    Я просто искал решение проблем и нашел это:
    http://itech.do.am/publ/7-1-0-58

    yegorf1, 27 Марта 2014

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