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PHP / Говнокод #7655

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function utf8win1251($s){
  $out=""; $c1=""; $byte2=false;
  for ($c=0;$c<strlen($s);$c++){
    $i=ord($s[$c]); if ($i<=127) $out.=$s[$c];
    if ($byte2) { $new_c2=($c1&3)*64+($i&63); $new_c1=($c1>>2)&5;
      $new_i=$new_c1*256+$new_c2;
      if ($new_i==1025) $out_i=168; else
      if ($new_i==1105) $out_i=184; else $out_i=$new_i-848;
      $out.=chr($out_i); $byte2=false; }
    if (($i>>5)==6) {$c1=$i;$byte2=true; } }
 return $out; }

Я ничо не понял, но это круто.

http://letopisi.ru/index.php/Знаете-ли-что%3F_скрипт

7ion, 25 Августа 2011

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Ruby / Говнокод #7645

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def entities(model, params = {})
        @entities                 ||= {}
        @entities[model]    ||= []

        if @entities[model].blank? or parameters_changed?(model, params)
          @entities[model]  = []
          include           = params[:include]  || nil
          group             = params[:group]    || nil
          order             = params[:order]    || nil
          page              = params[:page]     || nil
          entity_ids        = []
          model_role        = nil
          model_class       = model.to_s.classify.constantize

          if self.has_role_for?(model_class)
            self.roles_for(model_class).uniq.each do |role|
              if role.authorizable_id.blank?
                raise "Authorization problem! Found more than one #{model_class} model permission!" unless model_role.blank?
                model_role = role.name
                next
              end

              if !role.authorizable_id.blank? && MerchantRole::MERCHANT_ROLES.include?(role.name)
                entity_ids << role.authorizable.id
              end
            end

            if entity_ids.blank? and MerchantRole::MERCHANT_ROLES.include?(model_role)
              #WARNING! RECURSION! EVIL!
              if MerchantRole.has_entity_parent?(model)
                parent_model    = MerchantRole.entity_parent(model)
                parent_entities = self.entities(parent_model)
                unless parent_entities.blank?
                  _params = {
                    :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil, ["`#{model.to_s}`.`#{parent_model.to_s.singularize}_id` IN (?)", parent_entities.map(&:id)]),
                    :include => include,
                    :order => order,
                    :group => group
                  }
                  _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
                  if block_given?
                    (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).each(_params) do |o|
                      yield o
                    end
                  else
                    @entities[model] = (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
                  end
                end
              else
                _params = {
                  :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil),
                  :include => include,
                  :order => order,
                  :group => group
                }
                _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
   
                if block_given?    #Find only merchants associated with the reseller or all merchants if we are no reseller.
                  (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).each(_params) do |o|
                    yield o
                  end
                else
                  @entities[model] = (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
                end
              end
            else
              _params = { :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil, ["`#{model.to_s}`.`id` IN (?)", entity_ids]),
                                   :include => include,
                                   :order => order,
                                   :group => group }
               _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
               if block_given?
                 model_class.each(_params) do |o|
                   yield o
                 end
               else
                 @entities[model] = model_class.send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
               end
             end
           end
        end
     entities[@model]
   end

This method does the following (you guessed it, right?):

#Fetch entities for which we have a read permission.
#This is now it should work:
#1. : If we don't have any role on the model, we won't get anything.
#2a.: Check roles we have for whole model. If no role for whole model we can only fetch instances we have assigned.
#2b.: Check all instances we have a role for and store them.
#3a.: We have roles for instances -> Goto(#7)
#3b.: We have no instance roles but have a role for the whole model.
#4. : Check recusively if we have roles fro a parent model (channels -> merchants).
#5a.: If we have a parent role and got parent entities returned we only fetch instances belonging to the parent entities.
#6a.: If we have a parent role and got no entities back, then we won't get anything since we are not supposed to.
#7. : Get all instances based on our reseller or globally for the system.

emilpetkov, 25 Августа 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #7633

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function otherString($str,$style)
{
	$str=trim($str);
	switch($style)
	{
		case 1: $str=strip_tags($str); $str=str_replace("\n",'<br />',$str); break;
		case 2:  break;
		case 3: $str=strip_tags($str); $str=str_replace("\n",'',$str); $str=str_replace('<br />',"\n",$str); break;
		case 4: $str=ereg_replace('(mailto:|mailto|http://|http:/|http:|http|ftp://|ftp:/|ftp:|ftp)','',$str);break;
		case 5: $str=stripslashes($str); break;
		case 6: $str=stripslashes($str); $str=strip_tags($str); break;
		case 7: $str=strip_tags($str); break;
	}
	return $str;
}

web-based cms

odmin, 24 Августа 2011

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JavaScript / Говнокод #7631

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if(totalWidth1Part!=totalWidth2Part){
		if(totalWidth1Part>totalWidth2Part){
			if((totalWidth1Part - totalWidth2Part)>60){
				if((totalWidth1Part - totalWidth2Part)>180){

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akopichin, 24 Августа 2011

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bash / Говнокод #7625

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found_files() 
{ 
 if [ "$DAY_CONF" = 'all_last' ]; then 
 files=$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | grep -v `date "$DATE_PREFIX"` ) 
 fi 
 
 if [ "$DAY_CONF" = 'last' ]; then 
 if [ "`date +%d`" -eq '01' ]; then 
 case "`date +%m`" in 
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 need_date=31; 
 ;; 
 03 ) 
 if [ -n "$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | grep `date +%Y0229` )" ]; then need_date=29; else need_date=28; fi; 
 ;; 
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 need_date=30; 
 ;; 
 esac 
 if [ "`date +%m`" -eq '01' ]; then 
 need_month=12 
 need_date=31 
 need_year=$(( `date +%Y` - 1 )) 
 files=$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | grep "$need_year$need_month$need_date" ) 
 else 
 need_month=$((`date +%m` - 1 )) 
 files=$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | egrep `date ${DATE_PREFIX%%%m*}[0]*$need_month$need_date` ) 
 fi 
 else 
 need_date=$((`date +%d` - 1)) 
 files=$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | egrep `date ${DATE_PREFIX%%%d*}[0]*$need_date` ) 
 fi 
 fi 
 
 if [ "$DAY_CONF" = 'today' ]; then 
 files=$( ls -1 "$FILEPATH" | grep "$FILE_PREFIX" | grep `date "$DATE_PREFIX"` ) 
 fi 
 echo $files 
}

Замечательная функция поиска файлов "за вчера". Находит файлы не только "за вчера".
Автор неизвестен.

SadKo, 23 Августа 2011

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Python / Говнокод #7568

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(1 if not i%2 else 2)

Fai, 17 Августа 2011

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Objective C / Говнокод #7563

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BOOL levelClosed = YES;
if (indexPath.row == 0)
{
	levelClosed = NO;
}
else
{
	iPadLevelDescriptor *prevLvlDescription = [levels objectAtIndex:(indexPath.row-1)];
	scoresObject *prevLevelScoresObject = [ScoresTableUIViewController loadScoresForLevel:[[prevLvlDescription properties] objectForKey:kiPadLevelName]];
	if (prevLevelScoresObject != nil)
		levelClosed = ![prevLevelScoresObject completed];
}
levelClosed = NO;
[cell setClosed:lvlClosed];

Закрыт ли уровень?..

1101_debian, 17 Августа 2011

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Python / Говнокод #7540

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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
from Tkinter import *
import time
import random
import os
def init(): #Инициалиазия, переменная root, задаём размеры окна
	global root, widthmin, widthmax, heightmin, heightmax, geometry
	widthmin = 400 
	widthmax = 400
	heightmin = 400
	heightmax = 400
	geometry = str(widthmax) + 'x' + str(heightmax)
	root = Tk()
	root.geometry(geometry)
	root.minsize(width=widthmin,height=heightmin)
	root.maxsize(width=widthmax,height=heightmax)
	menu()
	root.mainloop()
        
def menu(): #Меню игры. С любовью, кэп
	global btSingle, btMulti, btSetting, btQuit
	btSingle = Button(root, text="Singleplayer", command=singleplayer)
	btSingle.pack(padx=15,pady=15)
	btMulti = Button(root, text="Multiplayer", command=multiplayer)
	btMulti.pack(padx=15,pady=15)
	btSettings = Button(root, text="Settings", command=settings)
	btSettings.pack(padx=15,pady=15)
	btQuit = Button(root, text="Quit", command=quit)
	btQuit.pack(padx=15,pady=15)
	

def singleplayer(): #Функции синглплеера
    global root #Удалить после заполнения функции более полезной хренью

def multiplayer(): #Функции мультплеера
	global root #Удалить после заполнения функции более полезной хренью

def settings(): #Настройки
	global root #Удалить после заполнения функции более полезной хренью
	
def quit(): #Выход из игры
	root.destroy ()

init()

Burst_in, 13 Августа 2011

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.