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Python / Говнокод #16936

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{% verbatim %}{{ setExpireValue({% endverbatim %}{{ value }}{% verbatim %}) }}{% endverbatim %}

AngularJS + Django, люди доходят до ручки.

YourPM, 24 Октября 2014

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JavaScript / Говнокод #16919

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document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(/guest/g, '');<

DesmondHume, 23 Октября 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16911

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$time_now=date('d');
$tomorrow =date('d')+'1';

Кого-то ожидает 32 декабря.

alxkolm, 23 Октября 2014

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Java / Говнокод #16909

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public PriceComparator {

   private PriceComparator INSTANCE;

    public PriceComparator() {
        INSTANCE = this;
    }

    public PriceComparator getInstance() {
        return INSTANCE;
    }

...
}

Singleton fail...

StanDalone, 22 Октября 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16889

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function verifyType($type){
        switch ($type){
            case 'cs':
                $this->serverType = $type;
                require_once $this->serverType.'Inc.php';
                break;
            case 'css':
                $this->serverType = $type;
                require_once $this->serverType.'Inc.php';
                break;
            case 'cssold':
                $this->serverType = $type;
                require_once $this->serverType.'Inc.php';
                break;
            case 'samp':
                $this->serverType = $type;
                require_once $this->serverType.'Inc.php';
                break;
            default:
                Error::add('Ошибка', 'Тип сервера указан неверно!');
        }
    }

Очередной высер чудо-программистов. Еще одна панель управления игровыми серверами

Onotole, 18 Октября 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16884

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if($course==1) $max_semester = 2;
if($course==2) $max_semester = 4;
if($course==3) $max_semester = 6;
if($course==4) $max_semester = 8;

saksmt, 17 Октября 2014

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Pascal / Говнокод #16869

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if (CurrentPlugin=nil) and (CurrentPlugin.FileName<>'InfoRTF.dll') and (CurrentPLugin.FileName<>'Preview.dll')  then begin
    if not ServerStoped then begin
        uPluginControl.StopSession();
    end;
    if ClientLoaded then begin
        ClientLoaded:=false;
        StartDemo();
    end;
end;

Смеяться на первой же строчке.
Привет Алексу.

hdkeeper, 17 Октября 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #16866

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class ModelCheckoutOrder extends Model { 
 public function addOrder($data) {
    $data['login']=md5(rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100));
  $this->db->query("INSERT INTO `" . DB_PREFIX . "order` SET login='".$data['login']."',invoice_prefix = '" . $this->db->escape($data['invoice_prefix']) . "', store_id = '" . (int)$data['store_id'] . "', store_name = '" . $this->db->escape($data['store_name']) . "', store_url = '" . $this->db->escape($data['store_url']) . "', customer_id = '" . (int)$data['customer_id'] . "', customer_group_id = '" . (int)$data['customer_group_id'] . "', firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['firstname']) . "', lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['lastname']) . "', email = '" . $this->db->escape($data['email']) . "', telephone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['telephone']) . "', fax = '" . $this->db->escape($data['fax']) . "', payment_firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_firstname']) . "', payment_lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_lastname']) . "', payment_company = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_company']) . "', payment_company_id = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_company_id']) . "', payment_tax_id = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_tax_id']) . "', payment_address_1 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_1']) . "', payment_address_2 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_2']) . "', payment_city = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_city']) . "', payment_postcode = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_postcode']) . "', payment_country = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_country']) . "', payment_country_id = '" . (int)$data['payment_country_id'] . "', payment_zone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_zone']) . "', payment_zone_id = '" . (int)$data['payment_zone_id'] . "', payment_address_format = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_format']) . "', payment_method = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_method']) . "', payment_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_code']) . "', shipping_firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_firstname']) . "', shipping_lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_lastname']) . "', shipping_company = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_company']) . "', shipping_address_1 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_1']) . "', shipping_address_2 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_2']) . "', shipping_city = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_city']) . "', shipping_postcode = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_postcode']) . "', shipping_country = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_country']) . "', shipping_country_id = '" . (int)$data['shipping_country_id'] . "', shipping_zone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_zone']) . "', shipping_zone_id = '" . (int)$data['shipping_zone_id'] . "', shipping_address_format = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_format']) . "', shipping_method = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_method']) . "', shipping_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_code']) . "', comment = '" . $this->db->escape($data['comment']) . "', total = '" . (float)$data['total'] . "', affiliate_id = '" . (int)$data['affiliate_id'] . "', commission = '" . (float)$data['commission'] . "', language_id = '" . (int)$data['language_id'] . "', currency_id = '" . (int)$data['currency_id'] . "', currency_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['currency_code']) . "', currency_value = '" . (float)$data['currency_value'] . "', ip = '" . $this->db->escape($data['ip']) . "', forwarded_ip = '" .  $this->db->escape($data['forwarded_ip']) . "', user_agent = '" . $this->db->escape($data['user_agent']) . "', accept_language = '" . $this->db->escape($data['accept_language']) . "', date_added = NOW(), date_modified = NOW()");

  $order_id = $this->db->getLastId();

  foreach ($data['products'] as $product) { 
   $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_product SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', product_id = '" . (int)$product['product_id'] . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($product['name']) . "', model = '" . $this->db->escape($product['model']) . "', quantity = '" . (int)$product['quantity'] . "', price = '" . (float)$product['price'] . "', total = '" . (float)$product['total'] . "', tax = '" . (float)$product['tax'] . "', reward = '" . (int)$product['reward'] . "'");
 
   $order_product_id = $this->db->getLastId();

   foreach ($product['option'] as $option) {
    $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_option SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', order_product_id = '" . (int)$order_product_id . "', product_option_id = '" . (int)$option['product_option_id'] . "', product_option_value_id = '" . (int)$option['product_option_value_id'] . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($option['name']) . "', `value` = '" . $this->db->escape($option['value']) . "', `type` = '" . $this->db->escape($option['type']) . "'");
   }
    
   foreach ($product['download'] as $download) {
    $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_download SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', order_product_id = '" . (int)$order_product_id . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($download['name']) . "', filename = '" . $this->db->escape($download['filename']) . "', mask = '" . $this->db->escape($download['mask']) . "', remaining = '" . (int)($download['remaining'] * $product['quantity']) . "'");
   } 
  }

И это известный движок интернет-магазина OpenCart???
\catalog\model\checkout\order.php

govnokoder2, 16 Октября 2014

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C# / Говнокод #16834

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public new String StartTime { get { return base.StartTime.ToString("H:mm"); } }

public new String EndTime { get { return base.EndTime.ToString("H:mm"); } }

public DateTime base_StartTime { get { return base.StartTime; } }

public DateTime base_EndTime { get { return base.EndTime; } }

kjuby8709gsome, 10 Октября 2014

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Java / Говнокод #16829

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/**
	 * return angle of otrezok near the center, with circle point as a second part of the otrezok
	 * 
	 * @param center
	 * @param circlePoint
	 * @param len
	 * @return
	 */

someone, 09 Октября 2014

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.