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  2. SQL / Говнокод #18553

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    declare @col int
set @col = 0

while (select count(distinct id) from #tovar) > @col
begin
set @col = (select count(distinct id) from #tovar)
	insert into #tovar (ParentID, ID, ISFOLDER, Tov) select parentID, ID, ISFOLDER, DESCR from SC23(nolock) where ISMARK = 0 and PARENTID in (select id from #tovar) 
end

    dsfix, 30 Июля 2015

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  3. Pascal / Говнокод #18547

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    function variant (x0, y0, x1, y1, x2, y2, x3, y3:real):integer;
begin
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=1;
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=2;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=3;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=4;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) then variant:=5;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) then variant:=6;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=7;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) then variant:=8;
    if (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=9;
    if (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) then variant:=10;
    if (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=11;
    if (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=12;
end;

    Источник: http://e-olimp.blogspot.com/2013/08/12.html

    Felytic, 29 Июля 2015

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #18530

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    typedef long char wchar_t;

    qnx4.25 /usr/include/stdlib.h:
    sizeof(long char) == 2

    Xom94ok, 25 Июля 2015

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  5. JavaScript / Говнокод #18484

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    (function($){
    
    var popup_show_delay = 0.5; // задержка в секундах

    $('.in_basket').each(function(){
        var $popup = $(this).find('.flyout');
        var timeoutId = null;

        var showPopup = function() {
            // Показываем попап
            $popup.removeClass('hidden');
        };

        var hidePopup = function() {
            // Скрываем попап
            $popup.addClass('hidden');
            console.log('hide popup');
        };

        var $targets = $([ this, $popup.get(0) ]);

        $targets.on('mouseenter', function(){
            console.log('show popup');
            clearTimeout(timeoutId);
            showPopup();
        });

        $targets.on('mouseleave', function(){
            clearTimeout(timeoutId);
            timeoutId = setTimeout(hidePopup, popup_show_delay * 1000);
        });
    });

})(jQuery);

    Показывать определенное время попап и если убрать мышь на пол секунды и не вернуться к нему, то попап скрывается.

    littlefuntik, 15 Июля 2015

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  6. JavaScript / Говнокод #18468

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    Xml: {
            parse: function (text) {
                var xmlDocument;
                if (window.DOMParser) {
                    var parser = new DOMParser();
                    xmlDocument = parser.parseFromString(text, "text/xml")
                } else {
                    if (window.ActiveXObject) {
                        try {
                            xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.6.0")
                        } catch (err6) {
                            try {
                                xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.5.0")
                            } catch (err5) {
                                try {
                                    xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.4.0")
                                } catch (err4) {
                                    try {
                                        xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("MSXML2.DOMDocument.3.0")
                                    } catch (err3) {
                                        try {
                                            xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLDOM")
                                        } catch (err2) {
                                            Wicket.Log.error("Cannot create DOM document: " + err2)
                                        }
                                    }
                                }
                            }
                        }
                        if (xmlDocument) {
                            xmlDocument.async = "false";
                            if (!xmlDocument.loadXML(text)) {
                                Wicket.Log.error("Error parsing response: " + text)
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
                return xmlDocument
            }
        },

    http://trudvsem.ru/

    alek0585, 10 Июля 2015

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  7. C# / Говнокод #18466

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    if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel == null)
     _availabilityOfThisPersonnel = new List<Availability>();
if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Any())
    _availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Clear();

    vldalx, 10 Июля 2015

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  8. Куча / Говнокод #18464

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    <div class="zz">
      <p2><span class="yy"><img src="pic.png" alt="..." name="..." class="yx" id="..."></span></2p>
      <div class="xx">
        <p2>1.<strong><a href="link1.html" title="..."> <span class="x">...</span></a><span class="x">.</span></strong>...</p2>
        <p>
        <p2>2. <strong class="x"><a href="link2.html" title="...">...</a></strong>...</p2>
        <p>
        <p2>3. <a href="link3.html" title=" ..." class="x"><strong>...</strong></a>, ...</p2>
        <p>
        <p2>4.<a href="link4.html" title="..." class="x"><strong>...</strong></a>. ...</p2>
        <p>
        <p2>5. <strong class="x"><a href="link5.html" title="..."><strong>...</strong></a></strong> ... </p2>
      </div>
</div>

    html гуру

    username255, 10 Июля 2015

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  9. JavaScript / Говнокод #18462

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    $(document).ready(
		function () {
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		    $(document).ready(function () {

    Refactoring my ass

    Onanymous, 10 Июля 2015

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #18457

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    <?
/*
=====================================================================================================================================================

	DB COOPERATION
	Developer:	Yudin Roman
	Description:
	Cooperation with databases.
	
	ВЗАИМОДЕЙСТВИЕ С БД
	Разработка:	Юдин Роман
	Описание:
	Взаимодействие с базами данных.
	
=====================================================================================================================================================
*/

class database
{
    function connect()
    {
        global $config;
        $this->db = mysql_connect($config['db']['host'], $config['db']['user'], $config['db']['pass'])
        or die("база данных не доступна: " . mysql_error());
        mysql_query("SET character_set_results=utf8", $this->db);
        mysql_query("SET character_set_client=utf8", $this->db);
        mysql_query("SET character_set_connection=utf8", $this->db);
        mb_language('uni');
        mb_internal_encoding('UTF-8');
        mysql_select_db($config['db']['database'], $this->db);
        mysql_query("set names 'utf8'",$this->db);
    }

    function query($sql)
    {
        //$result = mysql_query($sql);
        //$this->result=$result;
        return mysql_query($sql);
    }

    function num_rows($res)
    {
        return @mysql_num_rows($res);
    }

    function fetch($res)
    {
        return @mysql_fetch_array($res, MYSQL_ASSOC);
    }

    function insert_id()
    {
        return @mysql_insert_id($this->db);
    }
}


if (!isset($_SESSION)) session_start();

    2015 год, есть PDO, есть фреймворки, есть компоненты и классы, но нет, этот идёт другим путём. И самое приятное - $_SESSION в файле класса.

    damir, 09 Июля 2015

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  11. JavaScript / Говнокод #18441

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    $( document ).ready(function() {
      $(".doc_4").hover(function(){
        $(".Kiril").css("display","block");
        $(".beckzhan").css("display","none");
        $(".Sergey").css("display","none");
        $(".Asiya").css("display","none");
      });
      $(".doc_1").hover(function(){
        $(".beckzhan").css("display","block");
        $(".Kiril").css("display","none");
        $(".Sergey").css("display","none");
        $(".Asiya").css("display","none");
      });
      $(".doc_2").hover(function(){
        $(".Sergey").css("display","block");
        $(".beckzhan").css("display","none");
        $(".Kiril").css("display","none");
        $(".Asiya").css("display","none");
      });
      $(".doc_3").hover(function(){
        $(".Asiya").css("display","block");
        $(".beckzhan").css("display","none");
        $(".Sergey").css("display","none");
        $(".Kiril").css("display","none");
      });
    });

    Супер реализация.
    При наведении на объект он должен подсвечиваться, остальные тухнут.

    kschingiz, 07 Июля 2015

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