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  2. Си / Говнокод #26864

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    #include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define SPLICE(a,b) SPLICE_1(a,b)
#define SPLICE_1(a,b) SPLICE_2(a,b)
#define SPLICE_2(a,b) a##b
 
 
#define PP_ARG_N( \
          _1,  _2,  _3,  _4,  _5,  _6,  _7,  _8,  _9, _10, \
         _11, _12, _13, _14, _15, _16, _17, _18, _19, _20, \
         _21, _22, _23, _24, _25, _26, _27, _28, _29, _30, \
         _31, _32, _33, _34, _35, _36, _37, _38, _39, _40, \
         _41, _42, _43, _44, _45, _46, _47, _48, _49, _50, \
         _51, _52, _53, _54, _55, _56, _57, _58, _59, _60, \
         _61, _62, _63, N, ...) N
 
/* Note 63 is removed */
#define PP_RSEQ_N()                                        \
         62, 61, 60,                                       \
         59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50,           \
         49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40,           \
         39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30,           \
         29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20,           \
         19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,           \
          9,  8,  7,  6,  5,  4,  3,  2,  1,  0
 
#define PP_NARG_(...)    PP_ARG_N(__VA_ARGS__)    
 
/* Note dummy first argument _ and ##__VA_ARGS__ instead of __VA_ARGS__ */
#define PP_NARG(...)     PP_NARG_(_, ##__VA_ARGS__, PP_RSEQ_N())


#define PRINT_1(a1) \
  printf(a1);
 
#define PRINT_2(a1, b1) \
  printf(a1, b1);
 
#define PRINT_3(a1, b1, a2) \
  PRINT_2(a1, b1); PRINT_1(a2)
 
#define PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2) \
  PRINT_2(a1, b1); PRINT_2(a2, b2);
 
#define PRINT_5(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3) \
  PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2); PRINT_1(a3);
 
#define PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3) \
  PRINT_4(a1, b1, a2, b2); PRINT_2(a3, b3)
 
#define PRINT_7(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3, a4) \
  PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3); PRINT_1(a4)
 
#define PRINT_8(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3, a4, b4) \
  PRINT_6(a1, b1, a2, b2, a3, b3);  PRINT_2(a4, b4);
//..... дальше лень ...
 
#define PRINTS_(N, ...) \
  SPLICE(PRINT_, N)(__VA_ARGS__)
 
#define PRINTS(...) \
  PRINTS_(PP_NARG(__VA_ARGS__), __VA_ARGS__)


int main(void)
{
    PRINTS("10 = %d", 10, "; 3 + 3 = %d", 3+3, "\n" );
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

    Имитация крестопарашного cout через препроцессор
    https://wandbox.org/permlink/px4DCDSCGfUlbcFL

    j123123, 14 Августа 2020

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #26849

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    $data = [];
        $firstGenreId = Genre::where('homepage_filter_band', 1)->first()->id;
        $bandSearch = [
            'limit' => request('limit') ?? 6,
            'genre' => $firstGenreId,
            'category' => BandCategory::where('homepage_filter', 1)->first()->id,
            'status' => 1
        ];

        $subGenres = Genre::getGenresByCategory($bandSearch['genre']);
        $bandSearch['genre'] = [$bandSearch['genre']];
        foreach ($subGenres as $subGenre){
            array_push($bandSearch['genre'], $subGenre->id);
        }

        $data['bandsGenre']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByGenre($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsGenre']['filters'] = Genre::isExistGenreByBandFilter();
        $data['bandsGenre']['active_filter'] = $firstGenreId;
        $data['bandsGenre']['type'] = 'genre';

        $data['bandsCategories']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByCategory($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsCategories']['filters'] = BandCategory::isExistCategoryByBandFilter();
        $data['bandsCategories']['active_filter'] = $bandSearch['category'];
        $data['bandsCategories']['type'] = 'category';

        $data['bandsStatus']['bands'] = Band::getBandsLimitListByStatus($bandSearch);
        $data['bandsStatus']['active_filter'] = 1;
        $data['bandsStatus']['filters'] = (object)[
            0 => [
                'id' => 1,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.newest')
            ],
            1 => [
                'id' => 2,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.lastUpdated')
            ]
        ];
        $data['bandsStatus']['type'] = 'status';

        $firstGenreId = Genre::where('homepage_filter_musician', 1)->first()->id;
        $firstInstrumentId = Instrument::where('homepage_filter', 1)->first()->id;
        $musicianSearch = [
            'limit' => request('limit') ?? 6,
            'genre' => $firstGenreId,
            'instrument' => $firstInstrumentId,
            'status' => 1
        ];

        $subGenres = Genre::getGenresByCategory($musicianSearch['genre']);
        $musicianSearch['genre'] = [$musicianSearch['genre']];
        foreach ($subGenres as $subGenre){
            array_push($musicianSearch['genre'], $subGenre->id);
        }

        $subInstruments = Instrument::getInstrumentsByCategory($musicianSearch['instrument']);
        $musicianSearch['instrument'] = [$musicianSearch['instrument']];
        foreach ($subInstruments as $subInstrument){
            array_push($musicianSearch['instrument'], $subInstrument->id);
        }

        $data['musiciansGenre']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByGenre($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansGenre']['filters'] = Genre::isExistGenreByFilter();
        $data['musiciansGenre']['active_filter'] = $firstGenreId;
        $data['musiciansGenre']['type'] = 'genre';

        $data['musiciansInstrument']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByInstrument($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['filters'] = Instrument::isExistInstrumentByFilter();
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['active_filter'] = $firstInstrumentId;
        $data['musiciansInstrument']['type'] = 'instrument';

        $data['musiciansStatus']['musicians'] = User::getMusiciansLimitListByStatus($musicianSearch);
        $data['musiciansStatus']['active_filter'] = 1;
        $data['musiciansStatus']['filters'] = (object)[
            0 => [
                'id' => 1,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.newest')
            ],
            1 => [
                'id' => 2,
                'name' => trans('validation-custom.lastUpdated')
            ]
        ];
        $data['musiciansStatus']['type'] = 'status';

        return response()->json($data, 200);

    Кажуть - шота сторінка довго грузиться :)

    silverreve23, 07 Августа 2020

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  4. Куча / Говнокод #26830

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    День системного администратора

    Особые поздравления к:
    bormand
    defacate-plusplus
    gost

    Ещё админы есть?

    gostinho, 31 Июля 2020

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #26792

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    if (UpdateLBY)
			{
				auto m_flDelta = csgo->local->GetPlayerAnimState()->m_flGoalFeetYaw - csgo->local->GetPlayerAnimState()->m_flEyeYaw;

				if (m_flDelta >= 35.0 && m_flDelta <= -35.0) {
					// the first lby break is left.
					csgo->cmd->viewangles.y -= 122.f;
				}
				else {
					if (m_flDelta <= -35.0) {
						// the second lby break is right.
						csgo->cmd->viewangles.y += 122.f;
					}
					if (m_flDelta >= 35.0) {
						// the loop.
						csgo->cmd->viewangles.y -= 122.f;
					}
				}
				csgo->send_packet = false;
				return;
			}

    esoterik, 03 Июля 2020

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  6. Си / Говнокод #26744

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    void benchmark(int dstalign, int srcalign, size_t size, int times)
{
	char *DATA1 = (char*)malloc(size + 64);
	char *DATA2 = (char*)malloc(size + 64);
	size_t LINEAR1 = ((size_t)DATA1);
	size_t LINEAR2 = ((size_t)DATA2);
	char *ALIGN1 = (char*)(((64 - (LINEAR1 & 63)) & 63) + LINEAR1);
	char *ALIGN2 = (char*)(((64 - (LINEAR2 & 63)) & 63) + LINEAR2);
	char *dst = (dstalign)? ALIGN1 : (ALIGN1 + 1);
	char *src = (srcalign)? ALIGN2 : (ALIGN2 + 3);
	unsigned int t1, t2;
	int k;
	
	sleepms(100);
	t1 = gettime();
	for (k = times; k > 0; k--) {
		memcpy(dst, src, size);
	}
	t1 = gettime() - t1;
	sleepms(100);
	t2 = gettime();
	for (k = times; k > 0; k--) {
		memcpy_fast(dst, src, size);
	}
	t2 = gettime() - t2;

	free(DATA1);
	free(DATA2);

	printf("result(dst %s, src %s): memcpy_fast=%dms memcpy=%d ms\n",  
		dstalign? "aligned" : "unalign", 
		srcalign? "aligned" : "unalign", (int)t2, (int)t1);
}

    Теперь ты можешь копировать свои зёрна на 50% быстрее!

    Ksyrx, 08 Июня 2020

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  7. Python / Говнокод #26666

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    post_content = post_node.xpath('div[@class="entry-content"]')[0]
post_code_nodes = post_content.xpath('.//code')
if len(post_code_nodes) > 0:
    post.code = post_code_nodes[0].text
else:
    post.code = inner_html_ru(post_content)

    Багор.

    gost, 19 Мая 2020

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #26663

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    https://t.me/GovnokodBot

    Напомню, или может кто не знал.
    P.S. Кстати, guest8 достаточно раскрученный, поэтому здесь может быть ваша реклама.

    guest8, 18 Мая 2020

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #26594

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    <?php 


class Db_object
{

protected static $db_table="users";
public static  function find_all(){
    global $database;
return static::find_by_query("SELECT * FROM ".static::$db_table." ");
}

public static  function find_by_id($id){
    global $database;
 $raise=static::find_by_query("SELECT * FROM  ".static::$db_table." WHERE id= $id LIMIT 1");
 return !empty($raise) ? array_shift($raise): false;


}



public static  function find_by_query($sql){
    global $database;
$raise=$database->query($sql);
$object_array=array();
while ($row=mysqli_fetch_array($raise)) {
    $object_array[]=static::instantation($row);

}
 return $object_array;
}

// тут еще всякое говно

    https://stackoverflow.com/questions/61362010/fatal-error-class-db-object-not-found-in-c-xampp-htdocs-cms-pro-admin-includ - ООП ЦМС ПРО АДМИН говнокодер

    pahhan, 22 Апреля 2020

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  10. C++ / Говнокод #26536

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    #include <iostream>
#define __L_SDM_SUB_4 4
#define __L_SDM_DEL 1
#define A int
#define B void
#define C char
#define D *
A _L_HND[-~__L_SDM_SUB_4] = {1819043146, 1998597229, 1684828781, 35, 0};

A main(B) 
{
  A D __L_LOCAL_BUF = new A[__L_SDM_SUB_4];

  for(
    _L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4] ^= 
    _L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4]; 
          _L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4] <
          __L_SDM_SUB_4; 
          _L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4] = 
          -~_L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4])
    {
    __L_LOCAL_BUF[
      _L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4]] = _L_HND[_L_HND[__L_SDM_SUB_4]] ^ 
    (__L_SDM_DEL << __L_SDM_DEL);
    }
    
  std::cout << (C D)__L_LOCAL_BUF << std::endl;
}

    Я рехнулся и написал HelloWorld

    digitalEugene, 28 Марта 2020

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  11. JavaScript / Говнокод #26429

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    //Use this to convert OffSet to postive:

var offset = new Date().getTimezoneOffset();
console.log(offset);
this.timeOffSet = offset + (-2*offset);
console.log(this.timeOffSet);

    Это такой особый JS way, или я чего-то не понимаю?

    eukaryote, 10 Февраля 2020

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