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  2. PHP / Говнокод #5467

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    <?php
session_start();
/**
 * @author motakuji
 * @copyright 2009
 */
 if (!$_SESSION['otvet']) {
        $_SESSION['rand']=rand(1,10);
        $_SESSION['otvet']=true;
         }
 if (isset($_POST['vvod']))
 {
 if ($_POST['vvod']>$_SESSION['rand']){
        $msg="Ваше число больше";
 }
 
 elseif ($_POST['vvod']<$_SESSION['rand']){
        $msg="Ваше число меньше";
 }
 else {
        $msg="Ура!!!Вы угадали!";
        $_SESSION['otvet']=false;
 }
}
else $msg='Введите число от 1 до 10';
?>
<html>
<title>Game</title>
<head>
<center>
<h2> <?=$msg."<br>"; ?> </h2>
<form method="post" action="<?=$_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME']?>">
 
<input type="text" name="vvod" />
<input type="submit" value="Угадать" />
 
</form>
</center>
</body>
</html>

    qbasic, 01 Февраля 2011

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  3. Си / Говнокод #5460

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    #define sqr(o) ((o)*(o))

    zagzag, 31 Января 2011

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #5458

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    lblSoundBar = new render::gui::BitmapLabel(strings::StaticString(L"Music"), GameFonts::instance().getGUIFont(), math::float2(380.0f, 225.0f), 0xFFFFFFFF, 1.0f, 0.0f);
lblMusicBar = new render::gui::BitmapLabel(strings::StaticString(L"Sound"), GameFonts::instance().getGUIFont(), math::float2(380.0f, 315.0f), 0xFFFFFFFF, 1.0f, 0.0f);

    Kirinyale, 31 Января 2011

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #5453

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    <?
exec('dir "'.str_replace('/','\\',$fname).'"',$r);
$r = implode("\r\n",$r);
$r = str_replace("\xFF",' ',$r);
preg_match('/[\d]{2,2}\.[\d]{2,2}\.[\d]{2,4}[\s]+[\d]{2,2}\:[\d]{2,2}[\s]+([\d\s]+)/im',$r,$m);
if (!isset($m[1])) return false;
$size = str_replace(' ','',$m[1]);

    qbasic, 31 Января 2011

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #5449

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    <?
...
<a href="<?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['sBaseBackend']; ?>
/page/<?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->id; ?>
/"><?php if ($this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->header != ''): ?><?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->header; ?>
<?php else: ?><?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->uri; ?>
<?php endif; ?></a> <?php if ($this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->type == 'photo'): ?><sub><a href="<?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['sBaseBackend']; ?>
/albums/index/<?php echo $this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->id; ?>
/">альбомы</a></sub><?php endif; ?>
			<?php if ($this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->id_parent >= 0): ?>
				<?php if ($this->_tpl_vars['aMapMenuItem']['list']->position > 1): ?>
...
?>

    1_and_0, 31 Января 2011

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #5436

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    <?php
 
if ( !defined ( "DATALIFEENGINE" )){
    die ( "Hacking Attemp!" );
}
 
$buff = dle_cache( "main", $config['skin'] );
 
$sql_result = mysql_query ( "SELECT * FROM " . PREFIX . "_post WHERE approve='1' ORDER BY date DESC LIMIT 0, 6" );
 
$buff = <<<HTML
<table class="choser">
HTML;
 
$rows=mysql_fetch_array($sql_result);
 
for($i=0;$i<mysql_num_rows($sql_result);$i++){
    $row[$i] = array ( 'title'=>$rows['title'], 'category'=>$rows['category'], 'alt_name'=>$rows['alt_name'], 'full_story'=>$rows['full_story'], 'id'=>$rows['id'] );
    $link[$i] = $config['http_home_url'] . get_url( $row[$i]['category'] ) . "/" . $row[$i]['id'] . "-" . $row[$i]['alt_name'] . ".html";
    $title[$i] = stripslashes ( $row[$i]['title'] );
    preg_match ( "#<img src=[\"\'](.+?)[\"\'](.*)/>#si", $row[$i]['full_story'], $match );
    if ( trim ( $match[1] ) == '' ){
      preg_match ( "#<!--TBegin--><a href=[\"\'](.+?)[\"\'](.*)></a><!--TEnd-->#si", $row[$i]['full_story'], $match );
   }
   $img[$i] = '<a href="'.$link[$i].'"><img src="'.$match[1].'" alt="'.$title[$i].'" /></a>';
    $full_story[$i] = strip_tags ( stripslashes ( $row[$i]['full_story'] ));
    if ( strlen ( $full_story ) > 100 ){
      $full_story = substr ( $full_story, 0, 100 ) . ' ...';
   }
}
 
$buff .= <<<HTML
<tr>
   <td rowspan=5>
     {$img[1]}
     {$row[1]['title']}
     {$full_story[1]}  
   </td>
 
   <td>
     {$row[2]['title']}
     {$full_story[2]}  
   </td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
   <td>
     {$row[3]['title']}
     {$full_story[3]}
   </td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
   <td>
     {$row[4]['title']}
     {$full_story[4]}
   </td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
   <td>
     {$row[5]['title']}
     {$full_story[5]}
   </td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
   <td>
     {$row[6]['title']}
     {$full_story[6]}
   </td>
</tr>
</table>
HTML;
 
create_cache ( "main", $buff, $config['skin']);
 
echo $buff;
 
?>

    qbasic, 29 Января 2011

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #5430

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    <?php
if ((substr($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],0,6)=='Yandex') || (substr($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],0,11)=='YaDirectBot')) $bot='yandex';
else if ((strpos($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],'Googlebot')!==false) || (strpos($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],'Mediapartners-Google')!==false) || (strpos($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],'Google Search Appliance')!==false)) $bot='google';
else if (substr($_SERVER['USER_AGENT'],0,12)=='StackRambler') $bot='rambler';

    qbasic, 28 Января 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5365

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    <?php
define('ROOT', './');
include ROOT.'func.php';
include ROOT.'class.php';
puthead();
if(isset($_GET['e'])){
  echo 'Ошибка '.$_GET['e'];
}
$incpage='';
for($i=0;$i<2;$i++){
  if(isset($_GET["i$i"]) && preg_match('/^[a-zA-Z0-9_]+$/', $_GET["i$i"])) $incpage=$_GET["i$i"];
}
if($incpage==''){
if($is_web) include ROOT.'about.tchtml';
else include ROOT.'index_page.tchtml';
}
else include ROOT.$incpage.'.tchtml';
putfoot();
?>

<?php
define('ROOT', './');
include ROOT.'func.php';
puthead('Заголовок');
?>
Пример создания страниц под двиг
<?
putfoot();
?>

    The CMS. (Да, это такое название.)
    Как ни странно, в состав входит полноценный форум, гостевая книга, модуль новостей и еще куча всякой херни.
    И все это даже работает.
    Но тут меня угораздило заглянуть в сорцы.
    index.php и пример создания страницы.

    7ion, 23 Января 2011

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  10. bash / Говнокод #5290

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    #!/bin/bash

clear;
handle_terminate() {
    echo "(received signal) $1

Interrupted, cleaning up." >&2
    cleanup
    cleanup_finish
    $0;
    exit 255
}

trap handle_terminate 9 1 2 3 15 17 19 23 18 20 24
y=0;
x=0;
num=0;
for((i=0;i<=9;i++)){
for((j=0;j<=190;j++)){
  tput cup $x $y
  echo "-"
  let "y=j";
};
  let "x=x+5";
  y=0;
};

y=0;
x=0;
for((i=0;i<=38;i++)){
for((j=0;j<=46;j++)){
  tput cup $y $x
  echo "|"
  let "y=j";
};
  let "x=x+10";
  y=0;
};
kill -9 $$
while :
do
    sleep 1s;
done
exit 0

    Сеточка

    AliceGoth, 15 Января 2011

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  11. C++ / Говнокод #5277

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    // Licensed to Green Energy Corp (www.greenenergycorp.com) under one
// or more contributor license agreements. See the NOTICE file
// distributed with this work for additional information
// regarding copyright ownership. Green Enery Corp licenses this file
// to you under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the
// "License"); you may not use this file except in compliance
// with the License. You may obtain a copy of the License at
// http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
// Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing,
// software distributed under the License is distributed on an
// "AS IS" BASIS, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY
// KIND, either express or implied. See the License for the
// specific language governing permissions and limitations
// under the License.
//
#include "Objects.h"

#define MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(group, var) Group##group##Var##var Group##group##Var##var::mInstance;

namespace apl { namespace dnp {

MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(1,0)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(1,1)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(1,2)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(2,0)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(2,1)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(2,2)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(2,3)

<... 100500 строк ...>

MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(60,1)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(60,2)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(60,3)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(60,4)

MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(80,1)

MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(110,0)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(111,0)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(112,0)
MACRO_STATIC_INSTANCE(113,0)

//////////////////////////////////////////////
// Binary Input Types
//////////////////////////////////////////////

void Group1Var2::Write(apl::byte_t* p, const apl::Binary& v) const { DNPToStream::WriteQ(p, Group1Var2::Inst(), v); }
void Group2Var1::Write(apl::byte_t* p, const apl::Binary& v) const { DNPToStream::WriteQ(p, Group2Var1::Inst(), v); }
void Group2Var2::Write(apl::byte_t* p, const apl::Binary& v) const { DNPToStream::WriteQT(p, Group2Var2::Inst(), v); }
void Group2Var3::Write(apl::byte_t* p, const apl::Binary& v) const { DNPToStream::WriteQT(p, Group2Var3::Inst(), v); }

Binary Group1Var2::Read(const apl::byte_t* p) const { return DNPFromStream::ReadBinaryQV(p, Group1Var2::Inst()); }
Binary Group2Var1::Read(const apl::byte_t* p) const { return DNPFromStream::ReadBinaryQV(p, Group2Var1::Inst()); }
Binary Group2Var2::Read(const apl::byte_t* p) const { return DNPFromStream::ReadBinaryQV(p, Group2Var2::Inst()); }
Binary Group2Var3::Read(const apl::byte_t* p) const { return DNPFromStream::ReadBinaryQVT(p, Group2Var3::Inst()); }

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