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Python / Говнокод #265

−152.7

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#TODO:Сделать функцию факториала
def factorial(n):
  return str(n)+"!"
#TODO:Сделать работающую функцию факториала

Видимо человек не знает что такое стандартная библиотека

guest, 24 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #233

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if (gettype($x/2) == 'int') { 
   $rowspan = $x - $i;                     
} else { 
   $rowspan = ($x - $i) + 1; 
}

Проверка на остаток от деления на 2 одним начинающим знакомым ПХП программистом

guest, 20 Декабря 2008

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Pascal / Говнокод #229

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b:=(1-(n+1))/2

Ничего не трогать, пусть работает, как есть!

guest, 20 Декабря 2008

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C# / Говнокод #202

+3.4

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if ((armid == "3504000036") || (armid == "3504000034"))
            {
                if (armid == "3504000036")
                {
                    PlaceSave = "3243100001";
                }
                if (armid == "3504000034")
                {
                    PlaceSave = "2311030001";
                }
            }

Нет слов, одни эмоции

guest, 16 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #160

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while (true) {
... некий код
if (d === true) {return d;}
... некий код.
}

Обнаружил в одном исходнике -

guest, 14 Декабря 2008

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Python / Говнокод #144

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if isinstance(labels, str):
            try:
                labels = self.vs.get_attribute_values(labels)
            except KeyError:
                labels = [x+1 for x in xrange(self.vcount())]
        elif labels is None:
            labels = [""] * self.vcount()

        if isinstance(colors, str):
            try:
                colors = self.vs.get_attribute_values(colors)
            except KeyError:
                colors = ["red" for x in xrange(self.vcount())]

        if isinstance(shapes, str):
            try:
                shapes = self.vs.get_attribute_values(shapes)
            except KeyError:
                shapes = [1]*self.vcount()
        if isinstance(edge_colors, str):
            try:
                edge_colors = self.es.get_attribute_values(edge_colors)
            except KeyError:
                edge_colors = ["black" for x in xrange(self.ecount())]

        if not isinstance(font_size, str):
            font_size = "%spx" % str(font_size)
        else:
            if ";" in font_size:
                raise ValueError, "font size can't contain a semicolon"

        vc = self.vcount()
        while len(labels)<vc: labels.append(len(labels)+1)
        while len(colors)<vc: colors.append("red")

#.........

        for eidx, edge in enumerate(self.es):
#.........
                print >>f, "    <g transform=\"translate(%.4f,%.4f)\" fill=\"%s\" stroke=\"%s\">" % (x2, y2, edge_colors[eidx], edge_colors[eidx]

Ребята извращались как могли.
[ol]
[li]Заводят параллельно кучу массивов, чтобы в них хранить в них свойства объектов, чтобы затем при обходе списка объектов обратиться к ним по порядковому номеру в списке. Ну это еще можно понять, это просто не ООП[/li]
[li]Демонстрируют умения в инициализации списка из одинаковых элементов несколькими способами[/li]
[li]Влом было искать - еще ставят точки с запятой в конце строк и убедившись, что объект - строка, преобразуют его в строку.[/li]
[/ol]

guest, 13 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #137

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$year=date('y');
$y=date('Y');
$month=date('M');
$day=date('d');
$dayofmonth=date('D');
print "Today is $day $month $y, $dayofmonth.";

if($month=="Apr" || $month=="Jun" || $month=="Sep" || $month=="Nov")
{ $maxday=30; }
else if($month=="Feb") 
{ if($year % 4) { $maxday=28; } else { $maxday=29; } }
else 
{ $maxday=31; }

#print "Current month consist of $maxday days.\n";

#Для высокосных годов

if($year=="04" || $year=="32" | $year=="60" || $year=="88")
{ if($month=="Jan" || $month=="Apr" || $month=="Jul")
  { $fd=4; }
  else if($month=="Feb" || $month=="Avg")
  { $fd=0; }
  else if($month=="Mar" || $month=="Nov")
  { $fd=1; }
  else if($month=="May")
  { $fd=6; }
  else if($month=="Jul")
  { $fd=2; }
  else if($month=="Sep" || $month=="Dec")
  { $fd=3; }
  else if($month=="Oct")
  { $fd=5; }
}

// и так далее :)

Реализация календаря :)

guest, 12 Декабря 2008

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Си / Говнокод #99

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/* add '\0' at the end */
targetIPString[strlen(targetIPString)] = '\0';

guest, 10 Декабря 2008

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ActionScript / Говнокод #73

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private function _mouseDown(e:MouseEvent):void 
{
	stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, _mouseUp);
	if (e.target is PCell) {
		//Клик по клетке, но возможно хотят подвигать поле :)
		_startDrag(e);
	}
	else {
		//Значит двигаем поле
		_startDrag(e);
	}
}

guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #69

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$cResult = mysql_query($cQuery) or die(mysql_error());
if (mysql_num_rows($cResult) <= 0)
{
	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" || $_GET['extra'] == 4 || $_GET['extra'] == 16 || $_GET['extra'] == "n" || $_GET['extra'] == "m" || $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
		{}
	else
		{
		echo CAT_NO_WALP;
		}
} else
{
	$Row = mysql_fetch_object($cResult);
	$id = $Row->id;

	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	else
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}

	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
// И еще примерно столько же подобного говнеца. Сюда просто не влазит...
	}

Пустые ифы, куча лишних запросов.
Очень яркий пример ИНДУСтриального программирования.

guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.