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  2. C++ / Говнокод #3055

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    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t1->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    QAbstractTransition *t2 = state2->addTransition(button, SIGNAL(clicked()), state3);
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(box, "geometry"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t2->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    QAbstractTransition *t3 = state3->addTransition(button, SIGNAL(clicked()), state1);
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(box, "geometry"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(widget, "geometry"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "pos"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "rotation"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p1, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p2, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p3, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p4, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p5, "opacity"));
    t3->addAnimation(new QPropertyAnimation(p6, "opacity"));

    http://qt.gitorious.org/qt/qt/blobs/4.7/examples/animation/states/main.cpp

    Пример использования Qt animation framework: образцовый быдлокод.

    Lockal, 19 Апреля 2010

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #3027

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    foreach ($invoises as $invoiceId => $invoice) {

    Вот так и работаем с инвойсами...

    DiSH, 16 Апреля 2010

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  4. C# / Говнокод #2999

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    try
{
     ....
     com.ExecuteNonQuery();
}
catch (Exception ex) { }
        finally
        {
            con.Close();
  }

    ASP.NET
    Вот так вот обрабатываем ошибки, за которые получаем ПИЗДЫ.
    Интересно а откуда ж нам об них узнатьтаа :)))

    otvet_popravkodon, 13 Апреля 2010

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  5. C# / Говнокод #2997

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    int lvl = Convert.ToInt32(reader[0].ToString());

    ASP.NET
    Из текста это получается лучше сделать
    reader = SqlDataReader

    otvet_popravkodon, 13 Апреля 2010

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  6. C# / Говнокод #2980

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    foreach(char Enter in Environment.NewLine)
              this.Add(Enter);

    Говногость, 10 Апреля 2010

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #2976

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    $where = $this->getAdapter()->quoteInto('idUser=?', (int)$this->idUser);

    надёжная защита от инъекций )))

    paranoid, 09 Апреля 2010

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  8. JavaScript / Говнокод #2898

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    $("form").one("ajaxSuccess", function(e){
                    getCookie();
                });
                if (window.location == "http://pgsha.ru/web/system/login")	//Бубен
                    window.location = "http://pgsha.ru/web/system/login/";
                getOrgUnits();

    des-1008d, 30 Марта 2010

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  9. C++ / Говнокод #2888

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    #define THIS_FILE __FILE__
#define Default 0xFFFFFFFF

void* __cdecl operator new(size_t nSize, LPCSTR lpszFileName, int nLine=Default)
{
void * v = ::operator new(nSize, _NORMAL_BLOCK, lpszFileName, nLine);
return v;
}

void __cdecl operator delete(void * _P, char*){
::delete (_P);
}

    Какие страсти...

    Говногость, 29 Марта 2010

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  10. JavaScript / Говнокод #2863

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    function blinkschu() {
  if (document.getElementById("blinki").style.visibility=="hidden") document.getElementById("blinki").style.visibility="visible";
  else document.getElementById("blinki").style.visibility="hidden";
}
window.setInterval("blinkschu()",300);

    как же меня бесит мигание... А вас?

    vov4ik, 25 Марта 2010

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  11. Perl / Говнокод #2862

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    # АРТ
    return -1 if
                !$project_id                    ||
                length $name > 32               || !(length $name)       ||
                length $password > 32           || !(length $password)   ||     #########->*
                length $repassword > 32         || !(length $repassword) ||
                $name =~ /[^\w\d]+/ig           ||
                $password =~ /[^\w\d]+/ig       ||
                $repassword =~ /[^\w\d]+/ig;

    Вдохновение, хули ...

    klem4, 24 Марта 2010

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