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  2. C++ / Говнокод #6047

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    bool Document::_Parse_Auto (char sym)
	{
		bool error = 0;

		switch (mInfo.AutoState)
		{
		case 0:
			{
				if (is_stag (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 1;
				else
					mInfo.AutoState = 14;
				break;
			}
		case 1:
			{
				if (is_name (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 24;
				else if (is_delim (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 2;
				else if (is_prcom (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 11;
				else if (is_info (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 25;
				else if (is_ekey (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 21;
				else
					error = true;
				break;
			}
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		case 26:
			{
				if (is_etag (sym))
					mInfo.AutoState = 0;
				else
					error = true;
				break;
			}
		}

		return error;
	}

	void Document::_Parse_React (char sym)
	{
		switch (mInfo.AutoState)
		{
		case 0:
			{
				switch (mInfo.NodeType)
				{
				case ParseInfo::preproc:
					{
						delete mInfo.CurrentNode;
						mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.LastTextNode;
						break;
					}
				case ParseInfo::info:
					{
						delete mInfo.CurrentNode;
						mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.LastTextNode;
						break;
					}
				case ParseInfo::close:
					{
						
						if (mInfo.name == mInfo.CurrentNode->name)
							mInfo.CurrentNode = mInfo.CurrentNode->parent;
						else
						{ mInfo.Error = 51; return; }

						mInfo.name.clear ();
						break;
					}
				}
				break;
			}
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		case 25:
			{
				mInfo.NodeType = ParseInfo::info;
				mInfo.LastTextNode = mInfo.CurrentNode;
				mInfo.CurrentNode = new Node;
				break;
			}
		}

		switch (mInfo.LastAutoState)
		{
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    Это я в 10 классе писал XML парсер, работающий на конечном автомате, в котором было 27 состояний.

    YuraTim, 20 Марта 2011

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  3. C# / Говнокод #6042

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    static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            int a = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
            int b = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
            int c = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
            Math.Cos(double x) = (b * b + c * c - a * a) / (2 * b * c);
            Math.Cos(double x)=i;
            if(-1>i>0) Console.WriteLine("Треугольник тупоугольный");
            if()
        }

    Не столько смешно, сколько хочется плакать от тупоугольности таких вот студентов...

    FMB, 20 Марта 2011

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #6016

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    <?
function save($author,$title,$pubyear,$price) {
        $sql = "INSERT INTO catalog(author,title,pubyear,price) 
                        VALUES('$author','$title',$pubyear,$price)";
        mysql_query($sql) or die (mysql_error());
}
 function selectAll() {
                $sql = "SELECT * FROM catalog";
                $result = mysql_query($sql) or die(mysql_error());
                return $result;
}

    qbasic, 17 Марта 2011

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  5. JavaScript / Говнокод #6014

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    function explode( delimiter, string ) {	// Split a string by string
	// 
	// +   original by: Kevin van Zonneveld (http://kevin.vanzonneveld.net)
	// +   improved by: kenneth
	// +   improved by: Kevin van Zonneveld (http://kevin.vanzonneveld.net)

	var emptyArray = { 0: '' };

	if ( arguments.length != 2
		|| typeof arguments[0] == 'undefined'
		|| typeof arguments[1] == 'undefined' )
	{
		return null;
	}

	if ( delimiter === ''
		|| delimiter === false
		|| delimiter === null )
	{
		return false;
	}

	if ( typeof delimiter == 'function'
		|| typeof delimiter == 'object'
		|| typeof string == 'function'
		|| typeof string == 'object' )
	{
		return emptyArray;
	}

	if ( delimiter === true ) {
		delimiter = '1';
	}

	return string.toString().split ( delimiter.toString() );
}

    Из сборника JS-реализаций PHP функций : http://javascript.ru/php/explode
    Сюда можно половину этого сборника постить.

    scalar4eblo4no, 17 Марта 2011

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  6. Pascal / Говнокод #5992

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    Function F1(z: Byte): Real;  {Функция возведения (-1) в степень "к"}

  Begin

    If z=1

      Then F1:=-1

      Else F1:=F1(z-1)*-1;

  End;

    Нашел в лабораторной по вычмату 2-х годичной давности)

    1_and_0, 15 Марта 2011

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  7. ActionScript / Говнокод #5936

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    if ((m_window.popupBox_mc.popupBox_tf.text == "Пожалуйста обратитесь в службу поддержки и опишите действия после которых возникла ошибка. Затем обновите страницу.")||(m_window.popupBox_mc.popupBox_tf.text == "Ошибка ресурсов сервера. Пожалуйста обратитесь в службу поддержки и опишите действия после которых возникла ошибка. Затем обновите страницу.")||(m_window.popupBox_mc.popupBox_tf.text == "Ты запустил игру в двух браузерах или окнах одновременно. Закрой одно из окон и обнови страницу!")||(m_window.popupBox_mc.popupBox_tf.text == GlobalEngine.quickLocalize("FarmGame", "ServerError"))||(m_window.popupBox_mc.popupBox_tf.text == GlobalEngine.quickLocalize("FarmGame", "RefreshGame")))
{				
m_window.popupBox_mc.accept_bt.visible = false;
}

    jahnique, 09 Марта 2011

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  8. C++ / Говнокод #5910

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    enum
{
   QUEST_5727              = 5727,
   QUEST_6566              = 6566,
};

    chaoswithin, 06 Марта 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5889

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    <html> 
<head>
<title>Калькулятор</title> 
</head>
<body>
<?
function show()
{
global $action, $result, $first, $second;
?>
<FORM method="GET" action="">
<input type="text" name="first">
<input type="text" name="second">
<table>
<tr>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="sum"></td>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="min"></td>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="mult"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="dev" ;></td>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="stepen";></td>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="procent";></td>
<td><input type="submit" name="action" value="koren";></td>
</tr>
</table>
</form>
<?
}
function calc() 
{ 
global $action, $result, $first, $second; 
switch($action)
{
case "sum": $result = $first+$second; 
break;
case "min": $result = $first-$second; 
break;
case "mult": $result = $first*$second; 
break;
case "dev":
if (!$second) 
{
exit("Извините, программа не может выполнить действие: на ноль делить нельзя");
}
$result=$first/$second; 
break;
case "procent": $result = $first*($second/100); 
break;
case "stepen": $result = pow($first, $second); 
break;
case "koren": $result = pow($first,0.5); 
break;
}
?>
<b> <? echo $result; ?> </b> 
<?
}
if ($action) 
calc(); 
else show();
?>
</body> 
</html>

    qbasic, 04 Марта 2011

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  10. JavaScript / Говнокод #5815

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    <noscript><meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; URL=/badbrowser.php"></noscript>

    Паша Дура запретил отрубать его говноскрипты, теперь все должны смотреть на контакт, засранный скриптами.

    TarasB, 27 Февраля 2011

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  11. JavaScript / Говнокод #5785

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    <script type="text/javascript"> 
opt_text13=new Array("Internet","Hardware","Mobiles","Soft","Sequrity","Networks","Interface");
opt_val13=new Array("14","28","44","54","61","67","72");
opt_val113=new Array("114","115","116","117","118","119","120","121");
opt_text122=new Array("Essays","Scintific Publications","Online Lessons & Tests","Scintific Libraries","Other");
opt_val122=new Array("123","124","125","126","127");
opt_text128=new Array("Your Appartment","Cookery","All for Holidays","Family","Pats","Health","Fashion and Beauty","Purchases");
opt_val128=new Array("129","138","146","155","162","170","179","189");
opt_text129=new Array("Country Cottage","Repair","Construction","Interior Design","Landscape Design","Building Materials","Sanitary","Other");
opt_val129=new Array("130","131","132","133","134","135","136","137");
opt_text138=new Array("Recepies","Diet","Products","Tabacco","Bavarage","Delivery","Other");
opt_val138=new Array("139","140","141","142","143","144","145");
opt_text146=new Array("E-Cards","Tostes and scenaries","Gifts","Flowers Delivery","Holiday Organization","Fireworks","Holidays","Other");
opt_val146=new Array("147","148","149","150","151","152","153","154");
opt_text155=new Array("For Parents","For Children","Relation's Psyhology","Marrage","Marrage Agancies","Other");
//...............
opt_val252=new Array("253","254","255","256","257","258");opt_text259=new Array("Astrology","Fortune-telling","Esotericism","UFO","Other");
opt_val259=new Array("260","261","262","263","264");
opt_text268=new Array("Places","Tourism","Vocation","Hobbies");
opt_val268=new Array("269","280","292","297");
opt_text269=new Array("Restaurants & Bars","Clubs & Diskos","Bowling & Billiard","Casinos","Places for children","Circuses","Parks & Zoos","Theaters","Cinemas","Other");
opt_val269=new Array("270","271","272","273","274","275","276","277","278","279");
opt_text428=new Array("Newspapers","Magazines","Publishing Houses","Business publications","Computer publications","Motor-Car publications","Sport publications","Entertaining publications","Music/Cinema/TV","Publications for women","Publications for men","Publications for kids","Other publications");opt_val428=new Array("429","430","431","432","433","434","435","436","437","438","439","440","441");opt_text446=new Array("Metallurgy","Mechanical engineering","Equipment","Electronics","Energetics","Chemical industry","Agriculture","Food Industry","Factories","Light Industry","Heavy Industry","Other industries");opt_val446=new Array("447","451","458","469","473","479","483","484","485","486","487","488");opt_text447=new Array("Iron industry","Non-ferrous metallurgy","Other");opt_val447=new Array("448","449","450");opt_text451=new Array("Motor-car Factories","Engeenering Factories","Agricultural Factories","Sheepbuilding","Aircraft building","Other");
//........
opt_text529=new Array("Office equipment","Office furneture","Lock boxes","Stationery","Other");opt_val529=new Array("530","531","532","533","534");opt_text536=new Array("Encyclopedias","Transport","Maps","Addresses & Phones","Search people","Dictionaries","Weather","Other");opt_val536=new Array("537","543","552","553","554","555","556","557");opt_text537=new Array("Universal","Medical","Biographical","Subject encyclopedia","Other");opt_val537=new Array("538","539","540","541","542");opt_text543=new Array("Timetables","Air transport","Railway","Sailing","Urban transport","Taxi & Car rent","Bus transport","Other");opt_val543=new Array("544","545","546","547","548","549","550","551");opt_text558=new Array("Other");
opt_val558=new Array("559");//**************************************************************

    qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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