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C++ / Говнокод #28908

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int main(int Argcina, char** Argvina) {
    int tse_odna_strana_dlya_vseh = (char**)Argcina - Argvina;
    return 0;
}

Milochocientos, 16 Января 2024

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PHP / Говнокод #28902

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<?php

$domains = [
'edge-star-shv-%s-%s.facebook.com',      /* edge-chat.facebook.com, graph.facebook.com, mbasic.facebook.com, touch.facebook.com */ 
'instagram-p42-shv-%s-%s.fbcdn.net',     /* www.instagram.com, b.i.instagram.com */
'edge-sonar-mini-shv-%s-%s.fbcdn.net',   /* не знаю, для чего нужны edge-sonar-mini */
'edge-star-mini-shv-%s-%s.facebook.com', /* www.facebook.com, m.facebook.com, fb.com */
'instagram-p3-shv-%s-%s.fbcdn.net',      /* api.instagram.com, i.instagram.com, l.instagram.com, graph.instagram.com, edge-chat.instagram.com, */
                                         /* static.cdninstagram.com, scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com, scontent.cdninstagram.com, */
                                         /* threads.net, www.threads.net */
'xx-fbcdn-shv-%s-%s.fbcdn.net',          /* scontent-hel3-1.xx.fbcdn.net, static.xx.fbcdn.net, connect.facebook.net, scontent.xx.fbcdn.net */
'edge-dgw-shv-%s-%s.facebook.com'        /* gateway.facebook.com, gateway.instagram.com, gateway.threads.net */
];

$suffices = explode(',', 'akl1,ams2,ams4,arn2,atl3,bcn1,bkk1,bog1,bog2,bom1,bom2,bos5,bru2,ccu1,cdg4,cgk1,cph2,cpt1,del1,del2,den2,den4,dfw5,dub4,dus1,eze1,fco2,for1,fra3,fra5,gig4,gru1,gru2,ham3,hel3,hkg1,hkg4,hou1,hyd1,iad3,jnb1,jnb2,kul2,kul3,lax3,lga3,lhr6,lhr8,lim1,lis1,los2,maa2,mad1,mad2,man2,mct1,mia3,mnl1,mrs2,msp1,muc2,mxp1,mxp2,nrt1,ord5,otp1,pmo1,pnq1,prg1,qro1,scl2,sea1,sin6,sjc3,sof1,syd2,tpe1,vie1,waw1,xsp1,zrh1');

foreach ($domains as $domain) {
  foreach (['01','02','03','04'] as $index) {
    foreach ($suffices as $suffix) {
        $url = sprintf($domain, $index, $suffix);
        $raw = gethostbynamel($url);
        if(!is_array($raw)) continue;
        $ips = implode(',', $raw);
        echo $ips,' ', $url, PHP_EOL;
    }
  }
}

Получение списка IP-адресов, используемых сервисами Ф*к, И*м и Threads.

Myxa, 13 Января 2024

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Python / Говнокод #28807

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During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred

А бывает "Исключение возникло при обработке исключения, которое возникло при попытке обработать исключение"?

3_dar, 27 Июня 2023

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PHP / Говнокод #28034

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case 'sav8':
if (isset($user) & $user['balls'] < $color[cena2])
{
echo "Недостаточно баллов.Надо :$color[cena2] баллов.А у вас <b>$user[balls]</b>\n";
}else{
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `balls` = '".($user['balls']-$color['cena2'])."' WHERE `id` = '$user[id]' LIMIT 1",$db);
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor`='#FFA500'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor2`='#FFA500'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
echo 'Сохранено!<br/>'; } break;

case 'sav9':
if (isset($user) & $user['balls'] < $color[cena2])
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echo "Недостаточно баллов.Надо :$color[cena2] баллов.А у вас <b>$user[balls]</b>\n";
}else{
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `balls` = '".($user['balls']-$color['cena2'])."' WHERE `id` = '$user[id]' LIMIT 1",$db);
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor`='#8B008B'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor2`='#8B008B'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
echo 'Сохранено!<br/>'; } break;

case 'sav10':
if (isset($user) & $user['balls'] < $color[cena2])
{
echo "Недостаточно баллов.Надо :$color[cena2] баллов.А у вас <b>$user[balls]</b>\n";
}else{
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `balls` = '".($user['balls']-$color['cena2'])."' WHERE `id` = '$user[id]' LIMIT 1",$db);
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor`='#000000'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor2`='#000000'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
echo 'Сохранено!<br/>'; } break;

case 'sav11':
if (isset($user) & $user['balls'] < $color[cena2])
{
echo "Недостаточно баллов.Надо :$color[cena2] баллов.А у вас <b>$user[balls]</b>\n";
}else{
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `balls` = '".($user['balls']-$color['cena2'])."' WHERE `id` = '$user[id]' LIMIT 1",$db);
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor`='#696969'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor2`='#696969'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
echo 'Сохранено!<br/>'; } break;

case 'sav12':
if (isset($user) & $user['balls'] < $color[cena2])
{
echo "Недостаточно баллов.Надо :$color[cena2] баллов.А у вас <b>$user[balls]</b>\n";
}else{
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `balls` = '".($user['balls']-$color['cena2'])."' WHERE `id` = '$user[id]' LIMIT 1",$db);
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor`='#FFFFFF'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
mysql_query("UPDATE `user` SET `ncolor2`='#FFFFFF'  WHERE `id` = '$user[id]'");
echo 'Сохранено!<br/>'; } break;

Код смены цвета ника для одной популярной CMS доставшийся в "наследство" от клиента. Кто и под чем писал - без понятия.

lionovsky, 18 Февраля 2022

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PHP / Говнокод #28033

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public function onAnswerPoll()
    {
        $data = request()->all();

        ValidatePollForm::run($data);

        try {
            $options = Option::find($data['option_ids']);

            $log = Crypt::decrypt($data['log']);
            $log['options'] = array_merge(
                array_get($log, 'options', []),
                $options->lists('id')
            );
            $log['comments'] = array_get($log, 'comments', []) + array_get($data, 'comments', []);

            $this->log = Crypt::encrypt($log);
            $this->option = $options->first();
            $this->poll = $this->loadPoll();
            $this->locations = Location::get();
            $this->step = ++$data['step'];

            if ($this->option->is_last) {
                Log::store($this->poll, $log);
                Option::whereIn('id', $log['options'])->get()->each(function ($item) {
                    $item->increment('votes');
                    $item->logs()->create();
                });
            }
        } catch (Exception $e) {
            trace_log($e);
            return response()
                ->json('Something was wrong.', 500);
        }
    }

    /**
     * onLoadDepartments
     */
    public function onLoadDepartments()
    {
        $data = request()->all();

        $validator = Validator::make($data, [
            'location' => 'required|exists:kitsoft_polls_locations,slug',
            'answer_id' => 'required|exists:kitsoft_polls_answers,id'
        ]);

        if ($validator->fails()) {
            throw new ValidationException($validator);
        }

        try {
            $this->departments = Department::make()
                ->whereHas('locations', function ($query) use ($data) {
                    return $query->where('slug', $data['location']);
                })
                ->whereHas('answers', function ($query) use ($data) {
                    return $query->where('id', $data['answer_id']);
                })
                ->get();
        } catch (Exception $e) {
            trace_log($e);
            return response()
                ->json('Something was wrong.', 500);
        }
    }

Из слитых сорцов «Дія.City».

ISO, 18 Февраля 2022

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Куча / Говнокод #27861

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RUN apt install -y apache2
RUN apt install -y php
RUN apt install -y php-mysql
RUN apt install -y libapache2-mod-php
RUN apt install -y curl
RUN apt install -y php-mbstring
RUN apt install -y php-mysql
RUN apt install -y php7.4-sqlite3
RUN apt install -y php-gd
RUN apt install -y php-intl
RUN apt install -y php-xml
RUN apt install -y php-curl

#RUN apt install -y php7.0-ffmpeg

RUN sed -i "s/short_open_tag = Off/short_open_tag = On/" /etc/php/7.4/apache2/php.ini
RUN sed -i "s/short_open_tag = Off/short_open_tag = On/" /etc/php/7.4/cli/php.ini

RUN echo "ServerName localhost" >> /etc/apache2/apache2.conf
RUN echo "IncludeOptional /var/www/*.conf" >> /etc/apache2/apache2.conf
#RUN sed -i "s/<\/VirtualHost>/Проверка\n<\/VirtualHost>" /etc/apache2/apache2.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/VirtualHost>/\n\t<Directory \/var\/www\/html>\n\t<\/Directory>\n<\/VirtualHost>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/Directory>/\tOptions Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews\n\t<\/Directory>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/Directory>/\tAllowOverride All\n\t<\/Directory>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/Directory>/\tOrder allow,deny\n\t<\/Directory>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/Directory>/\tAllow from all\n\t<\/Directory>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN sed -i "s/<\/Directory>/\tRequire all granted\n\t<\/Directory>/g" /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf
RUN mv /etc/apache2/sites-enabled/000-default.conf /tmp
RUN cd /etc/apache2/sites-enabled/; ln -s ../sites-available/000-default.conf 000-default.conf
RUN a2enmod php7.4
RUN a2enmod rewrite
#RUM apt install -y certbot
#RUN a2enmod python-certbot-apache
#RUN a2enmod ssl
EXPOSE 80
EXPOSE 22

#        <Directory /var/www/html>
#                Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews
#                AllowOverride All
#                Order allow,deny
#                Allow from all
#                Require all granted
#        </Directory>

RUN wget -O /var/www/html/index.phar https://github.com/mpak2/mpak.su/raw/master/phar/index.phar
RUN wget -O /var/www/html/.htaccess https://github.com/mpak2/mpak.su/raw/master/.htaccess
RUN wget -O /var/www/html/.htdb https://github.com/mpak2/mpak.su/raw/master/.htdb
RUN chown www-data /var/www/html/.htdb
RUN chown www-data /var/www/html
RUN mkdir /var/www/html/include
RUN mkdir /var/www/html/include/images
RUN chmod 0777 /var/www/html/include/images
RUN rm /var/www/html/index.html

https://github.com/mpak2/mpak.su/blob/654b7daf0b7d4f3c83385c0ca35fcab6a1ec45f7/phar/docker/www/Dockerfile

ISO, 07 Декабря 2021

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JavaScript / Говнокод #27688

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alex@ASD-PC:~/TypeScriptCompiler/3rdParty/llvm-wasm/debug/bin$ node mlir-translate.js --help
OVERVIEW: MLIR Translation Testing Tool
USAGE: mlir-translate.js [options] <input file>

OPTIONS:

Color Options:

  --color                                              - Use colors in output (default=autodetect)

General options:

  --dot-cfg-mssa=<file name for generated dot file>    - file name for generated dot file
  --mlir-disable-threading                             - Disabling multi-threading within MLIR
  --mlir-elide-elementsattrs-if-larger=<uint>          - Elide ElementsAttrs with "..." that have more elements than the given upper limit
  --mlir-pretty-debuginfo                              - Print pretty debug info in MLIR output
  --mlir-print-debuginfo                               - Print debug info in MLIR output
  --mlir-print-elementsattrs-with-hex-if-larger=<long> - Print DenseElementsAttrs with a hex string that have more elements than the given upper limit (use -1 to disable)
  --mlir-print-op-on-diagnostic                        - When a diagnostic is emitted on an operation, also print the operation as an attached note
  --mlir-print-stacktrace-on-diagnostic                - When a diagnostic is emitted, also print the stack trace as an attached note
  -o=<filename>                                        - Output filename
  --split-input-file                                   - Split the input file into pieces and process each chunk independently
  Translation to perform
      --deserialize-spirv                                 - deserialize-spirv
      --import-llvm                                       - import-llvm
      --mlir-to-llvmir                                    - mlir-to-llvmir
      --serialize-spirv                                   - serialize-spirv
      --test-spirv-roundtrip                              - test-spirv-roundtrip
      --test-spirv-roundtrip-debug                        - test-spirv-roundtrip-debug
  --verify-diagnostics                                 - Check that emitted diagnostics match expected-* lines on the corresponding line

Generic Options:

  --help                                               - Display available options (--help-hidden for more)
  --help-list                                          - Display list of available options (--help-list-hidden for more)
  --version                                            - Display the version of this program
program exited (with status: 0), but EXIT_RUNTIME is not set, so halting execution but not exiting the runtime or preventing further async execution (build with EXIT_RUNTIME=1, if you want a true shutdown)
alex@ASD-PC:~/TypeScriptCompiler/3rdParty/llvm-wasm/debug/bin$

сказ о том как я LLVM на WASM компилял :)

ASD_77, 28 Сентября 2021

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Java / Говнокод #27663

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private static final Map<Integer, FieldInfo> HEAD_FIELDS = new ImmutableMap.Builder<Integer, FieldInfo>()
			.put(5, new FieldInfo("DOC.CODEOKATO", FieldInfoType.STRING))
//			.put(7, new FieldInfo("DOC.NAMECMO", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(8, new FieldInfo("DOC.CODECMO", FieldInfoType.STRING))
//			.put(9, new FieldInfo("DOC.NAMEMEDORG", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(10, new FieldInfo("DOC.CODEMO", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(14, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_BIRTHDAY", FieldInfoType.DATE))
			.put(12, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_NUMHEALINS", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(15, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_GENDER", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(16, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_DATESTRMED", FieldInfoType.DATE))
			.put(17, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_DATEFINMED", FieldInfoType.DATE))
			.put(13, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_NMEDICCARD", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(18, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_CODEMKB", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(23 - 1, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_SEVCOVID19", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(24 - 1, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_SEVCOVID191", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.put(25 - 1, new FieldInfo("DOC.INFINSPERSON_SEVCOVID192", FieldInfoType.STRING))
			.build();

Коллега изменил мой код, пока я болел.

zloer, 14 Сентября 2021

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C++ / Говнокод #27568

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// https://github.com/seanbaxter/circle/blob/master/examples/README.md#tldr
// ...
// Circle's primary syntactic element is the @meta keyword, which runs the prefixed statement
// during source translation (or during template instantiation in dependent contexts).

// https://github.com/seanbaxter/circle/blob/master/examples/README.md#same-language-reflection
// duff1.cxx

void duff_copy1(char* dest, const char* source, size_t count) {
  const char* end = source + count;
  while(size_t count = end - source) {
    switch(count % 8) {
      case 0: *dest++ = *source++; // Fall-through to case 7
      case 7: *dest++ = *source++; // Fall-through to case 6...
      case 6: *dest++ = *source++;
      case 5: *dest++ = *source++;
      case 4: *dest++ = *source++;
      case 3: *dest++ = *source++;
      case 2: *dest++ = *source++;
      case 1: *dest++ = *source++;
      break;
    }
  }
}

// Reproduced above is a simplified version of Duff's device, an infamous memcpy function designed
// to reduce the amount of branching in the operation. (The loop is optimally interleaved with the switch,
// but I'm trying to illustrate some other points and don't want to add to the confusion.) Once we enter the
// switch, perform an assignment and unconditionally progress to the next case statement. This algorithm
// cries out for automation. The case statements have indices that run from 8 down to 1, modulo 8. Can we give it the Circle treatment?

// duff2.cxx

void duff_copy2(char* dest, const char* source, size_t count) {
  const char* end = source + count;
  while(size_t count = end - source) {
    switch(count % 8) {
      @meta for(int i = 8; i > 0; --i)
        case i % 8: *dest++ = *source++;
      break;
    }
  }

Но гомоиконности таким подкостыливанием вы естественно не добавите!

j123123, 14 Августа 2021

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C++ / Говнокод #27413

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if constexpr (BusMode::BLOCKING == mode) {
    derived()->send_block(arr, num);
} else if (BusMode::IT == mode){
    derived()->send_it(arr, num);
} else if (BusMode::DMA == mode){
    derived()->send_dma(arr, num);
}

https://habr.com/ru/post/556144/
> Отладочный вывод на микроконтроллерах: как Concepts и Ranges отправили мой printf на покой
Стреляем себе в ногу при помощи if constexpr.

PolinaAksenova, 10 Мая 2021

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.