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Си / Говнокод #11280

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int print_entry(const char* name, const char* dir,const struct stat* st)
{
  if(!S_ISDIR(st->st_mode)){
      if(S_ISREG(st->st_mode)){
        printf("<file type=\"regular file\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,dir,name);
      };
      if(S_ISCHR(st->st_mode)){
        printf("<file type=\"charcter device\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,dir,name);
      }
      if(S_ISBLK(st->st_mode)){
        printf("<file type=\"block device\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,dir,name);
      }
      if(S_ISFIFO(st->st_mode)){
        printf("<file type=\"FIFO(named pipe)\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,dir,name);
      }
      if(S_ISLNK(st->st_mode)){
         char *linkname;
         ssize_t r;
         char *lname=strcat(dir,"");
         linkname =  new char[st->st_size + 1];
         if (linkname == NULL) {
            fprintf(stderr, "insufficient memory\n");
            exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
         }
        r=readlink(lname, linkname, st->st_size + 1);
        if (r < 0) {
          return 0;
        }
           if (r > st->st_size) {
        fprintf(stderr, "symlink increased in size "
                        "between lstat() and readlink()\n");
        exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
    }

        linkname[st->st_size] = '\0';
        printf("<file type=\"symbolic link\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\" linkname=\"%s\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,linkname,dir,name);
      }
      if(S_ISSOCK(st->st_mode)){
        printf("<file type=\"socket\" owner=\"%d\" group=\"%d\">%s/%s</file>\n",st->st_uid,st->st_gid,dir,name);
      }
    }
    return 0;
}
 
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
if(argc != 2)
    {
    fprintf(stderr, "Usage: %s DIR\n", argv[0]);
    exit(1);
    }
    printf("<dir name=\"%s\">\n",argv[1]);
    walk(argv[1], print_entry, 1,0);
    printf("</dir>",argv[1]);
}

Создание xml файла всех директорий, поддиректорий и их файлов

AliceGoth, 22 Июня 2012

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PHP / Говнокод #11277

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// text
if ($type=="text") {
	[skip]
}

// order
if ($type=="order") {
	[skip]
}

// select
if ($type=="select") {
	[skip]
}

// chekbox
if ($type=="chekbox") {
	[skip]
}

Таких проверок штук 20. Коментарии на всех соответствующие.

domaster, 22 Июня 2012

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SQL / Говнокод #11177

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SELECT count(*) as cnt FROM cms_books AS b  	
	JOIN (SELECT DISTINCT r.book_id FROM cms_book2cat AS r
	JOIN (SELECT 40 AS category_id 
		UNION SELECT 105 AS category_id UNION SELECT 212 AS category_id UNION SELECT 404 AS category_id UNION SELECT 1 AS category_id UNION SELECT 2 AS category_id UNION SELECT 3 AS category_id UNION SELECT 5 AS category_id UNION SELECT 62 AS category_id UNION SELECT 60 AS category_id UNION SELECT 59 AS category_id UNION SELECT 58 AS category_id UNION SELECT 55 AS category_id UNION SELECT 54 AS category_id UNION SELECT 51 AS category_id UNION SELECT 50 AS category_id UNION SELECT 49 AS category_id UNION SELECT 71 AS category_id UNION SELECT 72 AS category_id UNION SELECT 78 AS category_id UNION SELECT 85 AS category_id UNION SELECT 86 AS category_id UNION SELECT 90 AS category_id UNION SELECT 91 AS category_id UNION SELECT 92 AS category_id UNION SELECT 94 AS category_id UNION SELECT 96 AS category_id UNION SELECT 101 AS category_id UNION SELECT 156 AS category_id UNION SELECT 157 AS category_id UNION SELECT 222 AS category_id UNION SELECT 226 AS category_id UNION SELECT 398 AS category_id UNION SELECT 406 AS category_id UNION SELECT 407 AS category_id UNION SELECT 416 AS category_id UNION SELECT 417 AS category_id UNION SELECT 890 AS category_id UNION SELECT 106 AS category_id UNION SELECT 108 AS category_id UNION SELECT 111 AS category_id UNION SELECT 115 AS category_id UNION SELECT 152 AS category_id UNION SELECT 121 AS category_id UNION SELECT 125 AS category_id UNION SELECT 159 AS category_id UNION SELECT 195 AS category_id UNION SELECT 257 AS category_id UNION SELECT 262 AS category_id UNION SELECT 302 AS category_id UNION SELECT 306 AS category_id UNION SELECT 397 AS category_id UNION SELECT 401 AS category_id UNION SELECT 402 AS category_id UNION SELECT 403 AS category_id UNION SELECT 413 AS category_id UNION SELECT 414 AS category_id UNION SELECT 213 AS category_id UNION SELECT 214 AS category_id UNION SELECT 215 AS category_id UNION SELECT 216 AS category_id UNION SELECT 217 AS category_id UNION SELECT 4 AS category_id UNION SELECT 477 AS category_id UNION SELECT 45 AS category_id UNION SELECT 10 AS category_id UNION SELECT 9 AS category_id UNION SELECT 11 AS category_id UNION SELECT 65 AS category_id UNION SELECT 64 AS category_id UNION SELECT 63 AS category_id UNION SELECT 61 AS category_id UNION SELECT 57 AS category_id UNION SELECT 56 AS category_id UNION SELECT 53 AS category_id UNION SELECT 52 AS category_id UNION SELECT 48 AS category_id UNION SELECT 47 AS category_id UNION SELECT 46 AS category_id UNION SELECT 43 AS category_id UNION SELECT 44 AS category_id UNION SELECT 66 AS category_id UNION SELECT 67 AS category_id UNION SELECT 68 AS category_id UNION SELECT 69 AS category_id UNION SELECT 70 AS category_id UNION SELECT 73 AS category_id UNION SELECT 74 AS category_id UNION SELECT 75 AS category_id UNION SELECT 76 AS category_id UNION SELECT 77 AS category_id UNION SELECT 79 AS category_id UNION SELECT 80 AS category_id UNION SELECT 81 AS category_id UNION SELECT 82 AS category_id UNION SELECT 83 AS category_id UNION SELECT 84 AS category_id UNION SELECT 87 AS category_id UNION SELECT 88 AS category_id UNION SELECT 89 AS category_id UNION SELECT 93 AS category_id UNION SELECT 95 AS category_id UNION SELECT 97 AS category_id UNION SELECT 98 AS category_id UNION SELECT 102 AS category_id UNION SELECT 103 AS category_id UNION SELECT 109 AS category_id UNION SELECT 112 AS category_id UNION SELECT 113 AS category_id UNION SELECT 114 AS category_id UNION SELECT 116 AS category_id UNION SELECT 117 AS category_id UNION SELECT 119 AS category_id UNION SELECT 122 AS category_id UNION SELECT 123 AS category_id UNION SELECT 124 AS category_id UNION SELECT 126 AS category_id UNION SELECT 133 AS category_id UNION SELECT 134 AS category_id UNION SELECT 137 AS category_id UNION SELECT 142 AS category_id UNION SELECT 146 AS category_id UNION SELECT 149 AS category_id UNION SELECT 153 AS category_id UNION SELECT 155 AS category_id UNION SELECT 158 AS category_id UNION SELECT 160 AS category_id UNION SELECT 162 AS category_id UNION SELECT 163 AS category_id UNION SELECT 169 AS category_id UNION SELECT 176 AS category_id UNION SELECT 185 AS category_id UNION SELECT 193 AS category_id UNION SELECT 194 AS category_id UNION SELECT 196 AS category_id UNION SELECT 197 AS category_id UNION SELECT 198 AS category_id UNION SELECT 199 AS category_id UNION SELECT 200 AS category_id UNION SELECT 202 AS category_id UNION SELECT 205 AS category_id UNION SELECT 207 AS category_id UNION SELECT 208 AS category_id UNION SELECT 209 AS category_id UNION SELECT 210 AS category_id UNION SELECT 211 AS category_id UNION SELECT 228 AS category_id UNION SELECT 221 AS category_id UNION SELECT 224 AS category_id UNION SELECT 225 AS category_id UNION SELECT 238 AS category_id UNION SELECT 249 AS category_id UNION SELECT 250 AS category_id UNION SELECT 254 AS category_id UNION SELECT 255 AS category_id UNION SELECT 256 AS category_id UNION SELECT 258 AS category_id UNION SELECT 259 AS category_id UNION SELECT 263 AS category_id UNION SELECT 264 AS category_id UNION SELECT 265 AS category_id UNION SELECT 266 AS category_id UNION SELECT 267 AS category_id UNION SELECT 268 AS category_id UNION SELECT 269 AS category_id UNION SELECT 270 AS category_id UNION SELECT 271 AS category_id UNION SELECT 272 AS category_id UNION SELECT 274 AS category_id UNION SELECT 275 AS category_id UNION SELECT 276 AS category_id UNION SELECT 277 AS category_id UNION SELECT 278 AS category_id 
	AS c ON (c.category_id=r.category_id)) AS br ON (b.book_id=br.book_id)
WHERE 1

половину пришлось отрезать - форма не пускала. Общая длина запроса - более 12k
задача - выбрать кол-во книг из текущей категории и всех вложенных

IntenT, 18 Июня 2012

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Си / Говнокод #10294

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typedef int32_t wl_fixed_t;

//было:
static inline double wl_fixed_to_double(wl_fixed_t f)
{
  return (double) f / 256.0;
}

//стало:
static inline double wl_fixed_to_double(wl_fixed_t f)
{
  union {
    double d;
    int64_t i;
  } u;

  u.i = ((1023LL + 44LL) << 52) + (1LL << 51) + f;

  return u.d - (3LL << 43);
}

Заоптимизировали...

rat4, 16 Мая 2012

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C# / Говнокод #10275

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IsAutoUpdate ? 1.ToString() : 0.ToString()

Практически классика.

DukeGonzo, 15 Мая 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #9837

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http://cosdamcaut.narod.ru/

Группа разработчиков ...

Sulik78, 02 Апреля 2012

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C++ / Говнокод #8870

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unsigned int mapGray(double color/*0.0 --- 255.0*/)
{
    int base = static_cast<unsigned char>(color);
    if(base>=255)
        return 0xFFFFFFFF;
    else if(base<0)
        return 0x000000;
    double frac = color-base;
    unsigned char r = 0;
    unsigned char g = 0;
    unsigned char b = 0;
    if(frac<1.0/14.0) {
    } else if(frac<3.0/14.0) {
        r=1;
    } else if(frac<5.0/14.0) {
        b=1;
    } else if(frac<7.0/14.0) {
        g=1;
    } else if(frac<9.0/14.0) {
        b=1;
        r=1;
    } else if(frac<11.0/14.0) {
        g=1;
        b=1;
    } else if(frac<13.0/14.0) {
        r=1;
        g=1;
    } else {
        r=1;
        g=1;
        b=1;
    }
    return (base+r)<<16 | (base+g)<<8 | (base+b) | 0xFF000000;
}

Чуть больше оттенков серого.

Xom94ok, 19 Декабря 2011

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Python / Говнокод #8626

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TEMPLATES = ( # {'s': 0, 'm': 1, 'l': 2, 'xl': 3, 'xxl': 4}
                ((1, 0), _("1-z")),      ((1, 1), _("1-z-a")),
                ((1, 2), _("1-z-a-p1")), ((2, 0), _("2-z")),
                ((2, 1), _("2-z-a")),    ((2, 2), _("2-z-a-p2")),
                ((2, 3), _("2-z-a-p3")), ((3, 0), _("3-z")),
                ((3, 1), _("3-z-a")),    ((3, 2), _("3-z-a-p1")),
                ((4, 0), _("4-z")),      ((4, 1), _("4-z-a")),
                ((4, 2), _("4-z-a-p3")), ((4, 3), _("4-z-p3")),
                ((4, 4), _("4-p3")),)

это константа из описания класса формы, если кто-то еще не догадался

nelson, 23 Ноября 2011

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Си / Говнокод #8599

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void set_cameramode_with_reset(GameCameraMode mode, bool reset) 
  {
    CurrentTime time;
    switch (reset)
    {
      case false: game.state_camera_mode(mode, time, true, 1); break;
      case true: game.state_camera_mode(mode, time, true, 2);
    }
  }

Мало ли, влруг ещё варианты появятся.

MAGnit, 22 Ноября 2011

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Си / Говнокод #8495

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void * c_memmove(void *dest, void *src, size_t n)
{
  void *ret = dest;

  if (n)
  {

    *(__int8 **)&dest += n;
    *(__int8 **)&src += n;

    switch (int x = n % 4)
    {
      do
      {
        if (!!'true')
        {
          case 0:
            *--*(__int32 **)&dest = *--*(__int32 **)&src;
            n -= 4;
        }
        else
        {
          case 3: 
            *--*(__int8 **)&dest = *--*(__int8 **)&src;
          case 2: 
            *--*(__int8 **)&dest = *--*(__int8 **)&src;
          case 1: 
            *--*(__int8 **)&dest = *--*(__int8 **)&src;
          n -= x;
        }
      } while (n);
    }
  }
  return ret;
}

63F45EF45RB65R6VR, 11 Ноября 2011

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.