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1. PHP / Говнокод #6043

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   preg_replace('/^(.*)\s(.*)$/i', '$1', $item['updated']);

   DrFreez, 20 Марта 2011

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2. C# / Говнокод #6042

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   static void Main(string[] args)
           {
               int a = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int b = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int c = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               Math.Cos(double x) = (b * b + c * c - a * a) / (2 * b * c);
               Math.Cos(double x)=i;
               if(-1>i>0) Console.WriteLine("Треугольник тупоугольный");
               if()
           }

   Не столько смешно, сколько хочется плакать от тупоугольности таких вот студентов...

   FMB, 20 Марта 2011

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3. JavaScript / Говнокод #6041

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   else
   		{
   		fronter = user;
   		LasTCID			= MDnextResponse_array[0];
   		document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[1];
   		LeaDPreVDispO	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value	= MDnextResponse_array[4];
   		document.vicidial_form.list_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[5];
   		document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value		= MDnextResponse_array[6];
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value			= MDnextResponse_array[7];
   		if ( (disable_alter_custphone=='Y') || (disable_alter_custphone=='HIDE') )
   			{
   			var tmp_pn = document.getElementById("phone_numberDISP");
   			if (disable_alter_custphone=='Y')
   {
   tmp_pn.innerHTML		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   }
   			}
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   		document.vicidial_form.title.value= MDnextResponse_array[9];
   		document.vicidial_form.first_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[10];
   		document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value		= MDnextResponse_array[11];
   		document.vicidial_form.last_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[12];
   		document.vicidial_form.address1.value			= MDnextResponse_array[13];
   		document.vicidial_form.address2.value			= MDnextResponse_array[14];
   		document.vicidial_form.address3.value			= MDnextResponse_array[15];
   		document.vicidial_form.city.value= MDnextResponse_array[16];
   		document.vicidial_form.state.value= MDnextResponse_array[17];
   		document.vicidial_form.province.value			= MDnextResponse_array[18];
   		document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[19];
   		document.vicidial_form.country_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[20];
   		document.vicidial_form.gender.value= MDnextResponse_array[21];
   		document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value		= MDnextResponse_array[22];
   		document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value			= MDnextResponse_array[23];
   		document.vicidial_form.email.value= MDnextResponse_array[24];
   		document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value	= MDnextResponse_array[25];
   		var REGcommentsNL = new RegExp("!N","g");
   		MDnextResponse_array[26] = MDnextResponse_array[26].replace(REGcommentsNL, "\n");
   		document.vicidial_form.comments.value			= MDnextResponse_array[26];
   		document.vicidial_form.called_count.value		= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_called_count			= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_dispo	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		CBentry_time	= MDnextResponse_array[28];
   		CBcallback_time	= MDnextResponse_array[29];
   		CBuser			= MDnextResponse_array[30];
   		CBcomments		= MDnextResponse_array[31];
   		dialed_number	= MDnextResponse_array[32];
   		dialed_label	= MDnextResponse_array[33];
   		source_id		= MDnextResponse_array[34];
   		document.vicidial_form.rank.value= MDnextResponse_array[35];
   		document.vicidial_form.owner.value= MDnextResponse_array[36];
   	//	CalL_ScripT_id	= MDnextResponse_array[37];
   		script_recording_delay			= MDnextResponse_array[38];
   		CalL_XC_a_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[39];
   		CalL_XC_b_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[40];
   		CalL_XC_c_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[41];
   		CalL_XC_d_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[42];
   		CalL_XC_e_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[43];
   
   		timer_action = campaign_timer_action;
   		timer_action_message = campaign_timer_action_message;
   		timer_action_seconds = campaign_timer_action_seconds;
   			
   		lead_dial_number = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var dispnum = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var status_display_number = phone_number_format(dispnum);

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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4. JavaScript / Говнокод #6040

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   if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAcustom))
   	{
   	URLDecode(VDIC_web_form_address,'YES');
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = decoded;
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAcustom, '');
   	}
   else
   	{
   	web_form_vars = 
   	"&lead_id=" + document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value + 
   	"&vendor_id=" + document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value + 
   	"&list_id=" + document.vicidial_form.list_id.value + 
   	"&gmt_offset_now=" + document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value + 
   	"&phone_code=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value + 
   	"&phone_number=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value + 
   	"&title=" + document.vicidial_form.title.value + 
   	"&first_name=" + document.vicidial_form.first_name.value + 
   	"&middle_initial=" + document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value + 
   	"&last_name=" + document.vicidial_form.last_name.value + 
   	"&address1=" + document.vicidial_form.address1.value + 
   	"&address2=" + document.vicidial_form.address2.value + 
   	"&address3=" + document.vicidial_form.address3.value + 
   	"&city=" + document.vicidial_form.city.value + 
   	"&state=" + document.vicidial_form.state.value + 
   	"&province=" + document.vicidial_form.province.value + 
   	"&postal_code=" + document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value + 
   	"&country_code=" + document.vicidial_form.country_code.value + 
   	"&gender=" + document.vicidial_form.gender.value + 
   	"&date_of_birth=" + document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value + 
   	"&alt_phone=" + document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value + 
   	"&email=" + document.vicidial_form.email.value + 
   	"&security_phrase=" + document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value + 
   	"&comments=" + document.vicidial_form.comments.value + 
   	"&user=" + user + 
   	"&pass=" + pass + 
   	"&campaign=" + campaign +
   	"&phone_login=" + phone_login + 
   	"&original_phone_login=" + original_phone_login +
   	"&phone_pass=" + phone_pass + 
   	"&fronter=" + fronter + 
   	"&closer=" + user + 
   	"&group=" + group + 
   	"&channel_group=" + group + 
   	"&SQLdate=" + SQLdate + 
   	"&epoch=" + UnixTime + 
   	"&uniqueid=" + document.vicidial_form.uniqueid.value + 
   	"&customer_zap_channel=" + lastcustchannel + 
   	"&customer_server_ip=" + lastcustserverip +
   	"&server_ip=" + server_ip + 
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   	"&user_custom_five=" + VU_custom_five + '' +
   	"&preset_number_a=" + CalL_XC_a_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_b=" + CalL_XC_b_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_c=" + CalL_XC_c_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_d=" + CalL_XC_d_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_e=" + CalL_XC_e_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_dtmf_a=" + CalL_XC_a_Dtmf + '' +
   	"&preset_dtmf_b=" + CalL_XC_b_Dtmf + '' +
   	webform_session;
   	
   	var regWFspace = new RegExp(" ","ig");
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
   	var regWF = new RegExp("\\`|\\~|\\:|\\;|\\#|\\'|\\\"|\\{|\\}|\\(|\\)|\\*|\\^|\\%|\\$|\\!|\\%|\\r|\\t|\\n","ig");
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWFspace, '+');
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
   
   	var regWFAvars = new RegExp("\\?","ig");
   	if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAvars))
   		{web_form_vars = '&' + web_form_vars}
   	else
   		{web_form_vars = '?' + web_form_vars}
   
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = VDIC_web_form_address + "" + web_form_vars;
   
   	var regWFAqavars = new RegExp("\\?&","ig");
   	var regWFAaavars = new RegExp("&&","ig");
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAqavars, '?');
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAaavars, '&');
   	}

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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5. JavaScript / Говнокод #6039

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   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset_enabled > 0)
   									{
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_1')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_a_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_2')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_b_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_3')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_c_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_4')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_d_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_5')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_e_NuMber;}
   									}
   if ( (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_1') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_2') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_3') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_4') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_5') )
   									{
   									document.getElementById("QuickXfer").innerHTML = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"mainxfer_send_redirect('XfeRBLIND','" + lastcustchannel + "','" + lastcustserverip + "');return false;\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_quickxfer.gif\" border=0 alt=\"QUICK TRANSFER\"></a>";
   
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_1')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_a_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_2')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_b_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_3')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_c_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_4')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_d_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_5')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_e_NuMber;}
   									}

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #6038

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   var DiaLControl_auto_HTML = "<IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"><a href=\"#\" onclick=\"AutoDial_ReSume_PauSe('VDADready');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\"></a>";
   	var DiaLControl_auto_HTML_ready = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"AutoDial_ReSume_PauSe('VDADpause');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"></a><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\">";
   	var DiaLControl_auto_HTML_OFF = "<IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\">";
   	var DiaLControl_manual_HTML = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"ManualDialNext('','','','','','0');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_dialnextnumber.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Dial Next Number\"></a>";

   Кое-что из тысячестрочного конфига в жс-вставке на странице.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #6037

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   var BrowseWidth = 0;
   	var BrowseHeight = 0;
   
   	function getInsideBrowse() 
   		{
   		var ns = navigator.appName == "Netscape";
   		if (ns) 
   			{
   			BrowseWidth = window.innerWidth;
   			BrowseHeight = window.innerHeight;
   			}
   		else 
   			{
   			BrowseWidth = document.body.clientWidth;
   			BrowseHeight = document.body.clientHeight;
   			}
   		}
   	function browser_dimensions() 
   		{
   		getInsideBrowse();
   
   		document.vicidial_form.JS_browser_width.value = BrowseWidth;
   		document.vicidial_form.JS_browser_height.value = BrowseHeight;
   		}

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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8. Куча / Говнокод #6036

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   <tr>
           <td><img src=images/spacer.gif border=0 height=1 width=15></td>
           <td><img src=images/spacer.gif border=0 height=1 width=77></td>
           <td><img src=images/spacer.gif border=0 height=1 width=19></td>
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           <td><img src=images/spacer.gif border=0 height=1 width=1></td>
   </tr>

   Ой ща я разгуляюсь!
   Работаю в колл-центре, это исходный код веб-морды панели звонков.
   Буду кидать куски потихоньку. Хотя там надо сразу все кидать.
   Вот так мы верстаем.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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9. Pascal / Говнокод #6035

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   procedure TForm.ButtoClick(Sender: TObject);{не вздумай нажимать на эту конопку, уебок!! тогда проект не будет падать!!}
   begin
       {blah blah blah}
   end;

   нашел такой вот коммент в обработчике события 0_о

   TheHamstertamer, 20 Марта 2011

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10. PHP / Говнокод #6034

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    if (!isset($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']))
     
    {
            Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
            Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
            exit();
    }
     
    else {
            if (!get_magic_quotes_gpc()) {
                    $_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER'] = mysql_escape_string($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']);
                    $_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW'] = mysql_escape_string($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW']);
            }
     
            $query = "SELECT pass FROM userlist WHERE user='".$_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']."'";
            $lst = @mysql_query($query);
     
            if (!$lst)
            {
                Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
            Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
            exit();
            }
     
            if (mysql_num_rows($lst) == 0)
            {
               Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
               Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
               exit();
            }
     
            $pass =  @mysql_fetch_array($lst);
            if ($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW']!= $pass['pass'])
            {
                Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
               Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
               exit();
            }
     
     
    }

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    nepster, 20 Марта 2011

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