1. Java / Говнокод #6784

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    public synchronized static void reload() 
    	{
            synchronized (properties) 
    		{
                synchronized (questRewardRates)
    			{
                    synchronized (questDropRates)
    				{
                        properties = new ConcurrentHashMap<String, String>();
                        questRewardRates = new ConcurrentHashMap<Integer, Float>();
                        questDropRates = new ConcurrentHashMap<Integer, Float>();
                        load();
                    }
                }
            }
        }

    Я просто оставлю это здесь (c)

    VirtualVoid, 30 Мая 2011

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  2. C# / Говнокод #6783

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    private object[] select ( string tablename, Type type, string addict ) 
            {
                object[] returned_objects = new object[0];
                string sql = "SELECT ";
                sql += this.buildFieldNames( type );
                sql += " FROM `" + tablename + "`" + addict;
                MySqlDataReader reader = this.TryQueryReader( sql );
                while (reader.Read( ))
                {
                    var obj = Activator.CreateInstance( type );
                    FieldInfo[] fields = type.GetFields( );
                    foreach (FieldInfo finfo in fields)
                    {
                        if (finfo.FieldType == typeof( int ))
                        {
                            finfo.SetValue( obj, reader.GetInt32( finfo.Name ) );
                        }
                        else if (finfo.FieldType == typeof( bool ))
                        {
                            if (reader.GetString( finfo.Name ).Equals( "true" ))
                            {
                                finfo.SetValue( obj, true );
                            }
                            else
                            {
                                finfo.SetValue( obj, false );
                            }
                        }
                        else if (finfo.FieldType == typeof( float ))
                        {
                            finfo.SetValue( obj, reader.GetFloat( finfo.Name ) );
                        }
                        else if (finfo.FieldType == typeof( double ))
                        {
                            finfo.SetValue( obj, reader.GetDouble( finfo.Name ) );
                        }
                        else if (finfo.FieldType == typeof( string ))
                        {
                            finfo.SetValue( obj, reader.GetString( finfo.Name ) );
                        }
                    }
                    provider.IncreaseLength( ref returned_objects, 1 );
                    returned_objects.SetValue( obj, returned_objects.Length - 1 );
    
                }
                reader.Close( );
                return returned_objects;
            }

    самопальный орм, нот комментс

    glilya, 30 Мая 2011

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #6782

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    //This is an optimization. We assume than no step can take more than one year.
      if($time_limit > 0)
       $end_time = time() + $time_limit;
      else
       $end_time = time() + 365*24*3600; // One year

    Источник: исходники битрикса, (/bitrix/modules/iblock/classes/general/cml2.php). Код используется при импорте из 1с.

    leonard, 30 Мая 2011

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #6781

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    function func($microsoft,$corn)
    {
    	$tomato=array();
    	if(!isset($corn[$microsoft])) return NULL;
    	foreach($corn[$microsoft] as $potato=>$pizza)
    	{
    		$tomato[]=$pizza;
    		$wine=$this->func($microsoft.$pizza['name'].'/',$corn);
    		if($wine)
    			foreach($wine as $anchouses)
    				$tomato[]=$anchouses;
    	}
    	return $tomato; //Где мой тамат СУКА!
    }

    Функция выполняет рекурсивную сортировку масива по ассоциативному индексу.

    dvduser, 30 Мая 2011

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  5. Куча / Говнокод #6780

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    ##### curl #####
    
    GET /api/4dabd7b3816......97 HTTP/1.1
    User-Agent: curl/7.21.0 (i686-pc-linux-gnu) libcurl/7.21.0 OpenSSL/0.9.8o zlib/1.2.3.4 libidn/1.18
    Host: deepbit.net
    Accept: */*
    
    HTTP/1.1 302 Found
    Cache-Control: no-cache
    Content-length: 0
    Location: /api/4dabd7b3816......97
    Set-Cookie: *********pRd; path=/;
    
    Connection: close
    
    ##### curl #####
    
    ##### wget #####
    
    GET /api/4dabd7b3816......97 HTTP/1.0
    User-Agent: Wget/1.12 (linux-gnu)
    Accept: */*
    Host: deepbit.net
    Connection: Keep-Alive
    
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Server: nginx/1.0.0
    Date: Mon, 30 May 2011 06:45:14 GMT
    Content-Type: application/json; charset=utf-8
    Connection: keep-alive
    Cache-Control: no-cache, must-revalidate
    Last-Modified: Mon, 30 May 2011 06:45:14 GMT
    Expires: Mon, 30 May 2011 06:46:14 GMT
    Content-Length: 413
    
    {data data data}
    ##### wget #####

    Lis, 30 Мая 2011

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #6779

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    <div id="pointer_div">jQuery16104518015997745993=Object { events={...}}
    <div style="display: block; background: url("http://localhost/first/coord_mouse_on_pic/3/cr.gif") repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; position: relative; padding: 0px; width: 615px; height: 417px;">
    <map id="htmlmap_com_4" name="htmlmap_com_4">jQuery16104518015997745993=Object { events={...}}
    <div id="myCanvas" style="position: relative; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"></div>
    <div style="position: absolute; left: 424px; top: 195px; width: 2px; height: 2px; clip: rect(0pt, 2px, 2px, 0pt); padding: 0px; margin: 0px; background-color: red; overflow: hidden; opacity: 0.8;"></div>
    <div style="position: absolute; left: 426px; top: 195px; width: 2px; height: 2px; clip: rect(0pt, 2px, 2px, 0pt); padding: 0px; margin: 0px; background-color: red; overflow: hidden; opacity: 0.8;"></div>
    <div style="position: absolute; left: 424px; top: 197px; width: 4px; height: 2px; clip: rect(0pt, 4px, 2px, 0pt); padding: 0px; margin: 0px; background-color: red; overflow: hidden; opacity: 0.8;"></div>
    <div style="position: absolute; left: 424px; top: 197px; width: 2px; height: 0px; clip: rect(0pt, 2px, 0px, 0pt); padding: 0px; margin: 0px; background-color: red; overflow: hidden; opacity: 0.8;"></div>
    </div>

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    vulkan, 29 Мая 2011

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  7. Си / Говнокод #6778

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    if((s = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM, IPPROTO_TCP)) == INVALID_SOCKET) die("socket creating.");
    if(bind(s, (struct sockaddr*) &local, sizeof(struct sockaddr_in)) == SOCKET_ERROR) die("bind...");
    if(ioctlsocket(s, FIONBIO, &on) != 0) die("IOCTL!!!");
    if(listen(s, 16) != 0) die("WHYYYYY?!?!!!!!");

    No hard feelings.

    danilissimus, 29 Мая 2011

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #6777

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    if (mysql_query("UPDATE `users` as u, `inventory` as i SET u.{$slot1} = {$id}, i.dressed = 1,
    			u.sila = u.sila + i.gsila,
    			u.lovk = u.lovk + i.glovk,
    			u.inta = u.inta + i.ginta,
    			u.intel = u.intel + i.gintel,
    			u.maxhp = u.maxhp + i.ghp,
    			u.maxmana = u.maxmana + i.gmana,
    			u.noj = u.noj + i.gnoj,
    			u.topor = u.topor + i.gtopor,
    			u.dubina = u.dubina + i.gdubina,
    			u.mec = u.mec + i.gmech,
    			u.mfire = u.mfire + i.gfire,
    			u.mwater = u.mwater + i.gwater,
    			u.mair = u.mair + i.gair,
    			u.mearth = u.mearth + i.gearth,
    			u.mlight = u.mlight + i.glight,
    			u.mgray = u.mgray + i.ggray,
    			u.mdark = u.mdark + i.gdark
    				WHERE
    			i.needident = 0 AND
    			i.id = {$id} AND
    			i.dressed = 0 AND
    			i.owner = {$user['id']} AND
    			u.sila >= i.nsila AND
    			u.lovk >= i.nlovk AND
    			u.inta >= i.ninta AND
    			u.vinos >= i.nvinos AND
    			u.intel >= i.nintel AND
    			u.mudra >= i.nmudra AND
    			u.level >= i.nlevel AND
    			((".(int)$user['align']." = i.nalign) or (i.nalign = 0)) AND
    			u.id = {$user['id']};")) {
    			$user[$slot1] = $item['id'];
    			return 	true;}
    		}

    все та же браузерка

    jQuery, 29 Мая 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #6776

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    if ($user['sex']) {
    		switch(@$_GET['obraz']) {
    			case 0:
    				mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `shadow` = 'm0.gif' WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;");
    				$user = mysql_fetch_array(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;"));
    			break;
    			case 1:
    				mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `shadow` = 'm1.gif' WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;");
    				$user = mysql_fetch_array(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;"));
    			break;
    			case 2:
    				mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `shadow` = 'm2.gif' WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;");
    				$user = mysql_fetch_array(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;"));
                            break;
    			/// не трудно догадаться, что здесь)
    			case 99:
    				mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `shadow` = 'm00.gif' WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;");
                                    $user = mysql_fetch_array(mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `id` = '{$_SESSION['uid']}' LIMIT 1;"));
                             break;
                       }
    }

    о как

    jQuery, 29 Мая 2011

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #6775

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    Change mysql_query to @mysql_query and so on for the other references to suppress the error messages returned from the function calls.

    Ответ на одном форуме, относится к куску кода на PHP. Решил накласть в кучу.

    Yurik, 28 Мая 2011

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