1. Java / Говнокод #14371

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    if(VovaJSONparser.ParseText(d, text))
{
	return d;
}

    Вова, фас!

    arbuzz, 16 Января 2014

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  2. Куча / Говнокод #14370

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    "По какой-то причине не удается завершить установку вин 8.1"

    Информативное сообщение при апдейте 8.0 -> 8.1.

    bormand, 16 Января 2014

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  3. Objective C / Говнокод #14369

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    -(BOOL) wasChanged
{
    BOOL a,b,c,d,e,f;
    if (dueDate == nil) {
        a = (_task.dueDate == nil?YES:NO);
    }
    else
        a = [dueDate isEqualToDate:_task.dueDate];
    if (reminderTime == nil) {
        b = (_task.reminderTime == nil?YES:NO);
    }
    else
        b = [reminderTime isEqualToDate:_task.reminderTime];
    c = (importance == _task.importance?YES:NO);
    d = (reccurentType == _task.reccurentType?YES:NO);
    e = [list isEqualToString:_task.parentID];
    f = [body isEqualToString:_task.body];
    if (a && b && c && d && e && f) {
        return NO ;
    }
    return YES;
}

    Вот такая радость в проекте..

    Jackos, 15 Января 2014

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  4. Pascal / Говнокод #14368

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    if mas[i-1,j-1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end; //считаем соседей
if mas[i-1,j]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i-1,j+1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i,j-1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i,j+1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i+1,j-1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i+1,j]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;
if mas[i+1,j+1]=true then begin neib[m]:=true; inc(m); end;

    Знакомый человек реализовывал «Жизнь» на делфях...

    POPSuL, 15 Января 2014

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #14367

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    array_unshift($available, $noSize);
if (is_null($noSize))
    unset($available[0]);

    CRRaD, 15 Января 2014

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  6. Си / Говнокод #14366

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    #include "intel_glamor.h"

    Строка из драйвера видеокарты X11: intel_driver.c.
    Гламур спасёт мир.

    laMer007, 15 Января 2014

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  7. C++ / Говнокод #14365

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    template <int N>
void Ololo ()
{
	var
		i : integer;
	begin
		for i := 0 to N-1 do begin
			WriteLn(i, ' ');
		end;
	end;
}

int main () 
{
	return 0;
}

Compiling...
Test.cpp
Linking...

Build log was saved at "file://c:\Users\TarasB\Documents\Visual Studio Projects\Test\Debug\BuildLog.htm"
Test - 0 error(s), 0 warning(s)


---------------------- Done ----------------------

    Build: 1 succeeded, 0 failed, 0 skipped

    MSVS2003

    TarasB, 15 Января 2014

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  8. JavaScript / Говнокод #14363

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    <div id="html-header">
	<!--Начало этого долбаного скрипта-->
<Sсгiрt>
<!--
var checkpass=''''
tell=0
counttimes=0
disComp=0
function preferences(encryptpass,encryptdepth,what,dis){
 disComp=dis
 tell=0
 tell=what
 checkpass=''''
 counttimes=0
 times=encryptdepth
 checkpass=encryptpass
 orig=''''
 this.check=mkasci
}

bases=new Array(17,33,57,101);
var acharset=''XYZNOhijkVWHIJ45ncdefMyzopqPQRSTUABKL6789ab_rs23CDEFGlmwtuvg01x''
var storeup='''';
function mkasci(orig){
 if(counttimes==0){storeup=orig}
 ascival=new Array()
 for(i=0;i<=orig.length-1;i++){
 for(i1=0;i1<=acharset.length;i1++){
 if(orig.charAt(i)==acharset.charAt(i1)){ascival=i1}
 }
 }
 themeat(ascival)
}
function cutoff(code){
 eval("var whatcode=''"+code+"''");
 eval("var whatcode2=''"+Math.ceil(code)+"''");
 bigVal=(Math.pow(10,whatcode.length-(whatcode2.length)-2)<1)?1:Math.pow(10,whatcode.length-(whatcode2.length)-2);
 whatcode3=Math.round(code*bigVal)/bigVal
 return(whatcode3)
}
function themeat(basecode){
 if(basecode.length>=4){
 counttimes++
 if(disComp==1){windоw.status="Computating encryption level "+counttimes+"/"+times}
 newcode=0
 finalcode=1
 for(count=0;count!=basecode.length;count++){
 newcode=(basecode[(count<(basecode.length-1))?count+1:count-2]+(basecode[count]*bases[2])*(2.303)+basecode[Math.round(((basecode.length-1)*((Math.atan(basecode[(count!=0)?count-1:count+1])*basecode.length)+2*bases[0]))/100)]+1)
 newcode=cutoff(newcode)
 newcode=(newcode>basecode[Math.round(basecode.length/2)])?newcode-=bases[3]:newcode+=bases[3]
 finalcode=cutoff(((newcode/10)*finalcode)/(basecode.length-bases[0]))
 }
 var deconstruct=''''
 eval(''var finalcode="''+(finalcode+times)+''"'');
 for(count=0;count<finalcode.length;count++){
 if(!isNaN(finalcode.charAt(count))){
 deconstruct=deconstruct+finalcode.charAt(count)
 }
 }
 finalcode=deconstruct
 var encrypt=new Array()
 for(count=2;count<finalcode.length+2;count+=2){
 eval("encrypt["+((count/2)-1)+"]=''"+((finalcode.charAt(count-2)!=''0'')?finalcode.charAt(count-2):'''')+""+finalcode.charAt(count-1)+"''")
 encrypt[((count/2)-1)]=acharset.charAt(Math.round((acharset.length*encrypt[((count/2)-1)])/100))
 }
 encrypt=encrypt.join('''')
 if(counttimes<times){mkasci(encrypt)} else {
 counttimes=0
 if(encrypt==checkpass&&tell==0){а1егt(''OK! Password '');1осаtiоn.replace(storeup+encrypt.substring(0,5)+".html");} else {
 if(tell==1){dосиmеnt.write("<B>"+storeup+"</B> is encrypted as <B>"+encrypt+"</B>");} else {
 if(history.length>0){
 а1егt("ERROR! Password ");
 history.go(-1);
 } else {1осаtiоn.replace("err.html")}
 }
 }
 }
 } else {
 if(history.length>0){
 а1егt("ERROR! Password ");
 history.go(-1);
 } else {1осаtiоn.replace("vhod.html")}
 }
}


password=new preferences(''s_mkAi_Z'',15,0,1);
var enter='''';
while(enter.length<4){
 enter=ргоmрt(''Enter Password PAROL '','''');
 if(!enter){enter='' ''}
}
password.check(enter);
</Sсгiрt>
<!--конец этого долбаного скрипта-->
</div>

    Гк, однако.

    Stertor, 15 Января 2014

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  9. Куча / Говнокод #14361

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    getElementsByTagName("body")[0].appendChild(c),frames.__bkframe.location.replace(B);}}}),e.shift(),"undefined"!=typeof r.ignoreOutsideIframe&&r.ignoreOutsideIframe===!1){e.unshift("ret=jsht"),B=A+"?"+e.join("&"),B=B.substr(0,2000);var G=document.createElement("script");G.src=B,G.type="text/javascript",document.getElementsByTagName("body").item(0).appendChild(G);}}"function"==typeof j&&j(),e=[];}}};for(var i in h){h.hasOwnProperty(i)&&(window.BKTAG[i]=h[i]);}return"function"==typeof window.bk_async&&window.setTimeout(function(){bk_async();},0),h;}),define("../src/aliases",["../src/core"],function(){window.BKTAG.addCtxParam=function(a,b){return BKTAG.addParam("phint",a,b),BKTAG;},window.BKTAG.addBkParam=function(a,b){return BKTAG.addParam("phint","__bk_"+a,b),BKTAG;},window.BKTAG.addPageCtx=window.bk_addPageCtx=window.BKTAG.addUserCtx=window.bk_addUserCtx=function(a,b){return BKTAG.addParam("phint",a,b),BKTAG;},window.BKTAG.doJSTag=window.bk_doJSTag=function(a,b,c){BKTAG.doTag(a,b,!1,null,c);},window.BKTAG.doJSTag2=window.bk_doJSTag2=function(a,b){BKTAG.doTag(a,b);},window.BKTAG.doCarsJSTag=window.bk_doCarsJSTag=function(a,b){BKTAG.doTag(a,b,!0);},window.BKTAG.doPartnerAltTag=window.bk_doPartnerAltTag=function(a,b,c){("undefined"==typeof c||null===c)&&(c=0),BKTAG.doTag(a,b,!1,c);},window.BKTAG.doCallbackTag=window.bk_doCallbackTag=function(a,b,c,d){BKTAG.doTag(a,0,!1,null,c,b,d);},window.BKTAG.doCallbackTagWithTimeOut=window.bk_doCallbackTagWithTimeOut=function(a,b,c,d,e){BKTAG.doTag(a,0,!1,null,c,b,d,e);},window.BKTAG.sendData=function(a){BKTAG.doTag(a);};}),define("mobile",["../vendor/fortyone","../vendor/json2","../src/core","../src/aliases"],function(){}),require("mobile");}();BKTAG.version="3.0.17";

    the end

    bahamot, 14 Января 2014

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #14360

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    string"==typeof a[d]||"number"==typeof a[d]||"boolean"==typeof a[d])&&bk_addPageCtx(d,a[d]);}}},doTag:function(i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q){var r={site:i,limit:j,excludeBkParams:k,partnerID:l,allowMultipleCalls:m,callback:n,allData:o,timeOut:p,ignoreOutsideIframe:q};for(var s in g){g.hasOwnProperty(s)&&"undefined"!=typeof window["bk_"+g[s]]&&(r[s]=window["bk_"+g[s]]);}if("object"==typeof i){for(var t in g){g.hasOwnProperty(t)&&"undefined"!=typeof i[g[t]]&&(r[t]=i[g[t]]);}}if(!(r.suppressMultipleCalls===!0||"undefined"!=typeof f&&f&&r.allowMultipleCalls!==!0)){f=!0,void 0===r.timeOut&&(r.timeOut=1000),e.unshift("ret="+(r.callback?"js":"html"));var u="undefined"!=typeof r.partnerID&&null!==r.partnerID;u&&e.unshift("partner="+encodeURIComponent(r.partnerID));var v={2607:1,2834:1,2894:1,3316:1,3317:1,3318:1,3319:1,3321:1,3322:1,3323:1,3324:1,3325:1,3326:1,3327:1,3328:1,3329:1,3330:1,3331:1,3332:1,3333:1,3334:1,3338:1,3339:1,3340:1,3341:1,3344:1,3345:1,3346:1,3348:1};if(!r.excludeBkParams&&!r.excludeTitle&&""!==document.title&&h.addBkParam("t",document.title),!r.excludeBkParams&&!r.excludeKeywords&&h.addBkParam("k",b.getKwds()),!r.excludeBkParams&&!r.excludeReferrer&&"referrer" in document&&""!==document.referrer&&h.addBkParam("pr",document.referrer),!r.excludeBkParams&&!r.excludeLocation&&h.addBkParam("l",window.location.toString()),r.callback?h.addParam("jscb",encodeURIComponent(r.callback)):"undefined"!=typeof r.limit&&h.addParam("limit",encodeURIComponent(r.limit)),r.allData===!0&&h.addParam("data","all"),r.disableMobile!==!0&&r.suppressStatidPayload!==!0&&(b.isMobile()||c>d||r.sendStatidPayload||-1!==window.location.search.indexOf("force=bkfpd"))&&"undefined"!=typeof fortyone&&"undefined"!=typeof numis&&(h.addParam("bkfpd",fortyone.collect()),h.addParam("bknms",numis.collect())),r.suppressEventScheduling!==!0&&r.eventScheduling===!0&&b.addEvent("message",function(a){if("http://tags.bluekai.com"===a.origin){var b=document.getElementById("__bkframe"),c=function(a){return function(){b.contentWindow.postMessage(JSON.stringify({event:a}),"*"),b.contentWindow.postMessage(JSON.stringify({schedule:"run"}),"*");};},d=JSON.parse(a.data);if(d.status&&"loaded"===d.status&&b.contentWindow.postMessage(JSON.stringify({get:"events"}),"*"),d.scheduled){var e=JSON.parse(d.scheduled);for(var f in e){var g="window"===e[f]?window:document.getElementById(e[f]);g.addEventListener(f,c(f),!1);}}d.status&&"complete"===d.status&&b.contentWindow.postMessage(JSON.stringify({status:"ack"}),"*");}},!1),r.suppressFirstParty!==!0&&r.useFirstParty&&(readCookie("bkrid")||createCookie("bkrid",Math.floor(Math.random()*Math.pow(2,31)),180),readCookie("bkrid")&&h.addParam("bkrid",encodeURIComponent(readCookie("bkrid")))),(b.isDebug()||r.isDebug)&&h.addParam("debug","1"),!r.excludeBkParams&&"undefined"!=typeof r.paramList&&h.getGlobals(r.paramList),!r.excludeBkParams&&"undefined"!=typeof r.jsList&&h.getGlobals(r.jsList),!r.excludeBkParams&&"undefined"!=typeof r.metaVars){for(var w=0;w<r.metaVars.length;w++){var x=b.getMeta(r.metaVars[w]);null!==x&&h.addBkParam(r.metaVars[w],x);}}r.suppressCacheBusting!==!0&&h.addParam("r",parseInt(99999999*Math.random(),10));var y="https://stags.bluekai.com/",z="http://tags.bluekai.com/",A=("https:"===document.location.protocol?r.pixelSecure?r.pixelSecure:y:r.pixelUrl?r.pixelUrl:z)+(u?"psite":"site")+"/"+r.site,B=A+"?"+e.join("&");if(r.limitGetLength&&(B=B.substr(0,2000)),BKTAG._dest=h._dest=B,r.callback){if(r.useImage){var C=document.createElement("span");C.style.display="none";var D=document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];D.appendChild(C);var E=document.createElement("img");E.src=h._dest,C.appendChild(E);}else{var F=document.createElement("script");F.type="text/javascript",F.src=h._dest,F.id="__bk_script__",v[""+i]&&setTimeout(function(){var a=document.getElementById("__bk_script__");a&&(a.removeNode?a.removeNode(!0):a.parentNode.removeChild(a));},r.timeOut),document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(F);}}else{if(a.checkFrame(function(){if(r.useMultipleIframes){var b=a.createFrame("__bkframe_"+r.site+"_"+(new Date).valueOf());b.className="__bkframe_site_"+r.site,b.src=B,document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].appendChild(b);}else{if(frames&&frames.__bkframe){frames.__bkframe.location.replace(B);}else{var c=a.createFrame("__bkframe");document.

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