1. Assembler / Говнокод #18550

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    http://habrahabr.ru/post/263703/
https://github.com/veryEvilMan/fl-ru-damp/issues/3#issuecomment-125602470

    Так, признавайтесь, кто приложил потные ручонки.

    bakagaijin, 30 Июля 2015

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  2. Pascal / Говнокод #18547

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    function variant (x0, y0, x1, y1, x2, y2, x3, y3:real):integer;
begin
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=1;
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=2;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=3;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=4;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) then variant:=5;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) then variant:=6;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=7;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) then variant:=8;
    if (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=9;
    if (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) then variant:=10;
    if (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=11;
    if (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=12;
end;

    Источник: http://e-olimp.blogspot.com/2013/08/12.html

    Felytic, 29 Июля 2015

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #18543

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    if ($captcha_url != '' && 1 == 1) {
        //echo $html;
        require('antigate.php');

    Интересно, зачем потребовалось единицы сравнивать

    OnlyFirster, 28 Июля 2015

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #18542

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    uint16_t swap_bytes(uint16_t a){
  uint16_t tmp = *((uint8_t*)&a+1);
  *(((uint8_t*)&tmp)+1) = *((uint8_t*)&a);
  return tmp;
}

    radmir, 28 Июля 2015

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  5. Python / Говнокод #18541

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    # django
user=User.objects.get(username=request.user.username)

    ruslux, 28 Июля 2015

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  6. JavaScript / Говнокод #18540

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    'used strict'

    Уже "попользовался" strict

    Оригинал: https://github.com/tischenkoa/portfolio-front-end-javascript/blob/master/24_task_(Ajax_loading_comics)/loadimg.js#L4

    volter9, 27 Июля 2015

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  7. Куча / Говнокод #18539

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    ++++++++++++++++++++----------+++++++++++++++--+-+++-.

    Брейнфак можно обфусцировать! Но зачем?

    GoUseGitHub, 27 Июля 2015

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  8. Си / Говнокод #18535

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    /* */
        int fooBar() {
            /* do something */

/* - */     return NULL;
/* + */     return 0ULL;
        }

    > src/foobar.c:42:3: warning: return makes integer from pointer without a cast
    > return NULL;

    П О Ч И Н Е Н О

    #17766

    Elvenfighter, 26 Июля 2015

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  9. Perl / Говнокод #18534

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    use strict;
use warnings;
 
my ($i, $j) = (42, 13);
 
my $max = [ $i => $j ]->[ $i <= $j ];
 
print "max: $max\n";

    Вот-так вот: http://ideone.com/2Rd3Mr

    // Вроди где-то в PBP этот пример даже есть

    #13520

    Elvenfighter, 26 Июля 2015

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  10. JavaScript / Говнокод #18533

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    /* ... */

alert(event.target.parentElement.parentElement.parentElement.id);

/* ... */

    Выход из списка и получение id блока-обертки...

    CMTV, 26 Июля 2015

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