1. C++ / Говнокод #24752

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    #include <bits/stdc++.h> 
using namespace std; 
int main(){
int x1,y1,x2,y2; 
string xy1,xy2;
cin>>xy1>>xy2;
if (xy1[0]=='A')x1=1;
if (xy1[0]=='B')x1=2;
if (xy1[0]=='C')x1=3;
if (xy1[0]=='D')x1=4;
if (xy1[0]=='E')x1=5;
if (xy1[0]=='F')x1=6;
if (xy1[0]=='G')x1=7;
if (xy1[0]=='H')x1=8;

if (xy1[1]=='1')y1=1;
if (xy1[1]=='2')y1=2;
if (xy1[1]=='3')y1=3;
if (xy1[1]=='4')y1=4;
if (xy1[1]=='5')y1=5;
if (xy1[1]=='6')y1=6;
if (xy1[1]=='7')y1=7;
if (xy1[1]=='8')y1=8;

if (xy2[0]=='A')x2=1;
if (xy2[0]=='B')x2=2;
if (xy2[0]=='C')x2=3;
if (xy2[0]=='D')x2=4;
if (xy2[0]=='E')x2=5;
if (xy2[0]=='F')x2=6;
if (xy2[0]=='G')x2=7;
if (xy2[0]=='H')x2=8;

if (xy2[1]=='1')y2=1;
if (xy2[1]=='2')y2=2;
if (xy2[1]=='3')y2=3;
if (xy2[1]=='4')y2=4;
if (xy2[1]=='5')y2=5;
if (xy2[1]=='6')y2=6;
if (xy2[1]=='7')y2=7;
if (xy2[1]=='8')y2=8;
if  ((abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==0)||
(abs(x1-x2)==0&&abs(y1-y2)==1)||
(abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==1)||
(y1==y2||x1==x2||abs(x1-x2)==abs(y2-y1))||
(y1==y2||x1==x2)||
(abs(x1-x2)==abs(y2-y1))||
(abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==2)|| 
(abs(x1-x2)==2&&abs(y1-y2)==1)|| 
(x1==x2&&((y1==2&&y2==y1+2)||(y1>=2&&y2==y1+1))))
{
//king
if(abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==0)
cout<<"King\n";
else if(abs(x1-x2)==0&&abs(y1-y2)==1)
cout<<"King\n";
else if(abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==1)
cout<<"King\n";
//queen
if(y1==y2||x1==x2||abs(x1-x2)==abs(y2-y1))
cout<<"Queen\n";
//rook
if(y1==y2||x1==x2)
cout<<"Rook\n";
//bishop
if (abs(x1-x2)==abs(y2-y1))
cout<<"Bishop\n";
//knight
 if(abs(x1-x2)==1&&abs(y1-y2)==2) 
cout<<"Knight\n";
else if(abs(x1-x2)==2&&abs(y1-y2)==1) 
cout<<"Knight\n";
//pawn
if(x1==x2&&((y1==2&&y2==y1+2)||(y1>=2&&y2==y1+1)))
cout<<"Pawn\n";
}
else cout<<"Nobody";
}

    Нашел его в старом добром ACMP и он работает

    sulka, 13 Сентября 2018

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  2. Куча / Говнокод #24751

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    https://r.mradx.net/img/02/039F10.png


Даже такой гигант, как "Mail.Ru", использует "SQL". А вы продолжайте подтекать от "NoSQL"-говна.

    tuberkulez, 12 Сентября 2018

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  3. SQL / Говнокод #24749

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    SELECT *
FROM
  (SELECT CASE
   WHEN (CASE
		WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
						(SELECT top (1) date
						FROM Battles AS P2
						WHERE P2.date > P1.date
						ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
		ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
								(SELECT top (1) date
								FROM Battles AS P2
								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
								ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
	END + CASE
				WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
								(SELECT top (1) date
								FROM Battles AS P2
								WHERE P2.date > P1.date
								ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
																	(SELECT top (1) date
																	FROM Battles AS P2
																	WHERE P2.date > P1.date
																	ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
				ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
									(SELECT top (1) date
									FROM Battles AS P2
									WHERE P2.date > P1.date
									ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
																		(SELECT top (1) date
																			FROM Battles AS P2
																			WHERE P2.date > P1.date
																			ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
			END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
      ELSE (CASE
        WHEN datediff(DAY,date,
                        (SELECT top (1) date
                         FROM Battles AS P2
                         WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                         ORDER BY P2.date))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
        ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                              (SELECT top (1) date
                               FROM Battles AS P2
                               WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                               ORDER BY P2.date))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
    END + CASE
     WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,
                      (SELECT top (1) date
                       FROM Battles AS P2
                       WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                       ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                           (SELECT top (1) date
                                                            FROM Battles AS P2
                                                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                            ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
     ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,
                           (SELECT top (1) date
                            FROM Battles AS P2
                            WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                            ORDER BY P2.date))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,
                                                                (SELECT top (1) date
                                                                 FROM Battles AS P2
                                                                 WHERE P2.date > P1.date
                                                                 ORDER BY P2.date))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))  END)
  END AS 'Возраст',
  date AS date1,
     (SELECT top (1) date
      FROM Battles AS P2
      WHERE P2.date > P1.date
      ORDER BY P2.date) AS date2
   FROM Battles AS P1
   WHERE
       (SELECT top (1) date
        FROM Battles AS P2
        WHERE P2.date > P1.date
        ORDER BY P2.date) IS NOT NULL) AS t
UNION
  (SELECT CASE
   WHEN (CASE
             WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
             ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
         END + CASE
                   WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                   ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
               END) = 'Y y.,M m.' THEN ''
   ELSE (CASE
             WHEN datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 THEN 'Y y.,'
             ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) AS varchar(20)) + ','
         END + CASE
                   WHEN (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 THEN 'M m.'
                   ELSE cast((datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(DAY,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) AS varchar(20))
               END)
    END, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE())
   FROM Battles AS T1
   WHERE
       (SELECT top (1) date    FROM Battles AS T2
        WHERE T2.date > T1.date ORDER BY T2.date) IS NULL );

    BDcorabli@ex5

    akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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  4. SQL / Говнокод #24748

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    select * from
(
select case when (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/30 - (datediff(day,date,(select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end as 'Возраст', date as date1, (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) as date2 from Battles as P1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as P2 where P2.date > P1.date order by P2.date) is not null) as t
union
(select case when (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) = 'Y y.,M m.' then '' else (case when datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365 = 0 then 'Y y.,' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) as varchar(20)) + ',' end + case when (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) = 0 then 'M m.' else cast((datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/30 - (datediff(day,date,CONVERT (date, GETDATE()))/365) * 12) as varchar(20)) end) end, date, CONVERT (date, GETDATE()) from Battles as T1 where (select top (1) date from Battles as T2 where T2.date > T1.date order by T2.date) is null
);

    BDcorabli@nomer5

    akimachan, 12 Сентября 2018

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  5. JavaScript / Говнокод #24747

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    https://ssr.vuejs.org/ru/

    Это победа! Столько лет героически переносить сайты на клиент (SPA! Мы разгрузим сервер! Сервер будет отдавать только JSON!) что бы в один момент пенести всё на сервер обратно из-за ёбанных сеошников.

    хуита, 12 Сентября 2018

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #24746

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    Раз уж пошли багрепорты и их начали исправлять,

https://www.govnokod.ru/24743

Mixed Content: The page at 'https://www.govnokod.ru/24743' was loaded over HTTPS, but requested an insecure script 'http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js'. This request has been blocked; the content must be served over HTTPS.
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    SwiftGovno, 12 Сентября 2018

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #24743

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    http://govnokod.ru/javascript/

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /javascript/ on this server.
Apache/2.4.18 (Ubuntu) Server at govnokod.ru Port 80

    dm_fomenok, 11 Сентября 2018

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  8. Куча / Говнокод #24742

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    onStart =: verb define
  wd 'pc game15; pn 15; bin hv; bin h'
  i =. 0
  for_text. ":@>:0,~?~15 do.
    name =. 'a', ":i
    wd 'cc ', name , ' button; cn ', text
    if. 3 = 4|i do.
      wd 'bin z; bin h'
    end.
    wd 'set ', name, ' wh 80 80'
    ". 'game15_', name, '_button =: buttonclicked@]&', (":i)
    i =. >:i
  end.
  wd 'set a15 text'
  wd 'cc count static; cn 0'
  count =: 0
  wd 'bin z'
  wd 'cc restart button; cn restart'
  wd 'pshow'
  empty =: 15
  0$0
)

buttonclicked =: verb define
  if. 1 = (+/)(**)(-/@:<.@:%&4 , -/@:|~&4) empty, y do.
    wd 'set a', (":empty), ' text ', wd 'get a', (":y), ' text'
    wd 'set a', (":y), ' text'
    empty =: y
    count =: >:count
    wd 'set count text ', ":count
  end.
)

game15_restart_button =: verb define
  wd 'pclose'
  wd 'activity base'
)

wd 'activity base'

    Я осилил гуй в J! Урряяяя!

    MasterJoda, 11 Сентября 2018

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  9. Java / Говнокод #24741

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    private Integer getIntegerValue(int length) throws PivotReadExeption {
        getValue(length);
        return this.stringBuffer.toString().trim().isEmpty()?0:Integer.valueOf(this.stringBuffer.toString());
    }

    private BigDecimal getDoubleValue(int length) throws PivotReadExeption {
        getValue(length);
        if(this.stringBuffer.toString().trim().isEmpty()) return null;
        return new BigDecimal(this.stringBuffer.toString().trim());
    }

    Сотрудник выдал. Это говнокод или нет?

    gaal, 11 Сентября 2018

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #24740

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    <?php
echo implode ("<br>", file("govnokod.php"));
?>

    Угадайте как называется это!

    Arduino, 10 Сентября 2018

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