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1. C++ / Говнокод #28198

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   #include <stdio.h>
   
   int main() {
       char* pituh;
       puts(pituh);
       pituh = "kokoko";
       return 0;
   }

   Угадайте что выведет код?
   ISO и прочим скилловикам просьба воздержаться.
   
   https://ideone.com/sYrqiB

   3_dar, 29 Мая 2022

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2. C++ / Говнокод #28197

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   template<int I> struct Tag {};
   
   template<int I>
   struct StaticMock : mirage::ecs::Component<StaticMock<I>>
   {
   	static bool initializeds;
   	void initialize(void)
   	{
   		initializeds = true;
   	}
   };
   
   template<>
   struct StaticMock<2> : mirage::ecs::Component<StaticMock<2>>
   {
   	static bool initializeds;
   	void initialize(Tag<2>&)
   	{
   		initializeds = true;
   	}
   };
   
   template<int I>
   inline bool StaticMock<I>::initializeds = false;
   inline bool StaticMock<2>::initializeds = false;
   
   using Tag1 = Tag<1>;
   using StaticMock1 = StaticMock<1>;
   using Tag2 = Tag<2>;
   using StaticMock2 = StaticMock<2>;
   
   MIRAGE_CREATE_ON_STARTUP(StaticMock<0>, staticOnStartMock);
   MIRAGE_CREATE_ON_EVENT(Tag1, StaticMock1);
   MIRAGE_CREATE_WITH_EVENT(Tag2, StaticMock2);
   
   TEST(Ecs, StaticOnStart)
   {
   	EXPECT_EQ(StaticMock<0>::initializeds, true);
   }
   
   TEST(Ecs, StaticOnEvent)
   {
   	EXPECT_NE(StaticMock1::initializeds, true);
   	mirage::event::enqueueEvent<Tag1>();
   	std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(
   		mirage::ecs::processing::EventDispatcherProcessing::updatePeriod * 2));
   	EXPECT_EQ(StaticMock1::initializeds, true);
   }
   
   TEST(Ecs, StaticWithEvent)
   {
   	EXPECT_NE(StaticMock2::initializeds, true);
   	mirage::event::enqueueEvent<Tag2>();
   	std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(
   		mirage::ecs::processing::EventDispatcherProcessing::updatePeriod * 2));
   	EXPECT_EQ(StaticMock2::initializeds, true);
   }

   kcalbCube, 29 Мая 2022

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3. C++ / Говнокод #28195

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   try
   {
   }
   catch(...) { /*um, nice weather!*/}

   kcalbCube, 27 Мая 2022

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4. Go / Говнокод #28193

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   package main
    
   func main() {
       var str = "Hello World"
       var length = len([]rune(str))
       println("Length of the string is :", length)
   }

   String Length in Golang
   
   To get the length of a String in Go programming, convert the string to array of runes, and pass this array to len() function.

   3_dar, 26 Мая 2022

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5. C++ / Говнокод #28192

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   #include <iostream>
   
   int main() {
       const char* pituh = {};
       std::cout << pituh;
   }

   Нахуя?

   3_dar, 26 Мая 2022

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6. Куча / Говнокод #28191

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   Электрика / электроника #6

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   nepeKamHblu_nemyx, 26 Мая 2022

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7. Куча / Говнокод #28190

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   with Ada.Unchecked_Conversion;
   with Interfaces.C;
   with System.Address_To_Access_Conversions;
   with System.Address_Operations; use System.Address_Operations;
   
   with VGA_Console; use VGA_Console;
   
   procedure Crash (Source_Location : System.Address; Line : Integer) is
      package C renames Interfaces.C;
   
      --  Get the length of the C NULL terminated string.
      function Length (Source_Location : System.Address) return C.size_t is
         use type C.size_t;
   
         function Convert is new Ada.Unchecked_Conversion (Source => C.size_t,
                                                           Target => System.Address);
   
         package To_Char is new System.Address_To_Access_Conversions (Object => C.char);
   
         Count : C.size_t               := 0;
         Char  : To_Char.Object_Pointer := To_Char.To_Pointer (AddA (Source_Location, Convert (Count)));
      begin
         while C.char'Pos (Char.all) /= 0 loop
            Count := Count + 1;
            Char  := To_Char.To_Pointer (AddA (Source_Location, Convert (Count)));
         end loop;
   
         return Count;
      end Length;
   
      --  This is really ugly, just to convert an address pointing to a C NULL terminated string to an Ada String!
      Source_Length : constant C.size_t := Length (Source_Location);
   
      type Source_Chars is new C.char_array (0 .. Source_Length);
   
      C_Str         : Source_Chars with
        Address => Source_Location;
      pragma Import (Convention => Ada, Entity => C_Str);
      Source_Str    : constant String := C.To_Ada (C.char_array (C_Str));
   begin
      Put (Str        => "** Kernel crashed at: " & Source_Str & ":" & Integer'Image (Line) & " **",
           X          => 1,
           Y          => 10,
           Foreground => White,
           Background => Red);
   
      --  TODO: Dump registers.
   
      Hang : loop
         null;
      end loop Hang;
   end Crash;

   3_dar, 25 Мая 2022

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8. Python / Говнокод #28188

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   try:
       self._api = caller(self.url)
   except ValueError as e:
       logging.error(f"Не удалось инициализировать класс API: ({str(e)})")
       raise ValueError(str(e))

   hvx, 24 Мая 2022

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9. C++ / Говнокод #28187

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   #define _CRT_SECURE_NO_WARNINGS
   #pragma comment(lib, "ntdll.lib")
   
   #include <Windows.h>
   #include <string>
   
   #define FLG_HEAP_ENABLE_TAIL_CHECK 0x10
   #define FLG_HEAP_ENABLE_FREE_CHECK 0x20
   #define FLG_HEAP_VALIDATE_PARAMETERS 0x40
   #define NT_GLOBAL_FLAG_DEBUGGED (FLG_HEAP_ENABLE_TAIL_CHECK | FLG_HEAP_ENABLE_FREE_CHECK | FLG_HEAP_VALIDATE_PARAMETERS)
   
   typedef NTSTATUS(NTAPI* pfnNtSetInformationThread)(
   	_In_ HANDLE	ThreadHandle,
   	_In_ ULONG ThreadInformationClass,
   	_In_ PVOID ThreadInformation,
   	_In_ ULONG ThreadInformationLenght);
   
   const ULONG ThreadHideFromDebugger = 0x11;
   
   typedef NTSTATUS(NTAPI* pfnNtQueryInformationProcess)(
   	_In_ HANDLE	ProcessHandle,
   	_In_ ULONG ProcessInformationClass,
   	_In_ PVOID ProcessInformation,
   	_In_ ULONG ProcessInformationLenght,
   	_Out_opt_ PULONG ReturnLenght);
   
   const UINT ProcessDebugPort = 7;
   
   void HideFromDebugger()
   {
   	HMODULE hNtDll = LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
   
   	if (!hNtDll)
   		throw std::exception("can't load kernel");
   
   	pfnNtSetInformationThread NtSetInformatioThread = (pfnNtSetInformationThread)
   		GetProcAddress(hNtDll, "NtSetInformationThread");
   
   	NTSTATUS status = NtSetInformatioThread(GetCurrentThread(), ThreadHideFromDebugger, NULL, NULL);
   }
   
   PVOID GetPEB()
   {
   	return (PVOID)__readfsword(0x0C * sizeof(PVOID));
   }
   
   int main()
   {
   	pfnNtQueryInformationProcess NtQueryInformationProcess = nullptr;
   	NTSTATUS status;
   	DWORD IsDebuggerPresent = 0;
   	HMODULE hNtDll = LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
   
   	if (!hNtDll)
   		throw std::exception("can't load kernel");
   	
   	NtQueryInformationProcess = (pfnNtQueryInformationProcess)GetProcAddress(hNtDll, "NtQueryInformationProcess");
   	void HideFromDebugger();
   
   	while (true)
   	{
   		PVOID pPEB = GetPEB();
   		DWORD offsetNtGlobalFlag = 0x68;
   		DWORD NtGlobalFlag = (DWORD)((PBYTE)pPEB + offsetNtGlobalFlag);
   
   		NTSTATUS stat = NtQueryInformationProcess(GetCurrentProcess(), ProcessDebugPort,
   			&IsDebuggerPresent, sizeof(DWORD), NULL);
   
   		if ((NtGlobalFlag & NT_GLOBAL_FLAG_DEBUGGED) || (stat == 0x00000000 && IsDebuggerPresent != 0))
   		{
   			MessageBox(NULL, "Close your fucking debuger!", "FUCK YOU", MB_OK);
   			return -1;
   		}
   	}
   
   	return 0;
   }

   PVOID, 23 Мая 2022

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10. Куча / Говнокод #28186

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