1. Pascal / Говнокод #5629

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    while dlg_SmplSpk.ShowModal = mrOk do ;

    Узрел такое! Срочно к себе в рецепты прогрессивного программирования!
    Сделано это для того, чтобы окно не закрывалось при подтверждении всех сделанных действий.
    Закрываться должно только при нажатии кнопочки "Закрыть".
    Отсюда непонятен ход мыслей автора сия творения.

    Grizzly, 11 Февраля 2011

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  2. 1C / Говнокод #5628

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    Если (ДатаГод(ДатаДок) < 2010) ИЛИ (ДатаГод(ДатаДок) < 2010 ) Тогда

    Строка кода из типовой конфигурации 1С: Бухгалтерия 7.7, релиз 522
    No comments ...

    manan, 10 Февраля 2011

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  3. Куча / Говнокод #5627

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    ;;;; -*- Mode: lisp; indent-tabs-mode: nil -*-

;;; Copyright (C) 2011, Dmitry Ignatiev <[email protected]>

;;; Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person
;;; obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation
;;; files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without
;;; restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy,
;;; modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies
;;; of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
;;; furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

;;; The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
;;; included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

;;; THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
;;; EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
;;; MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
;;; NONINFRINGEMENT.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT
;;; HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY,
;;; WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
;;; OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER
;;; DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE

(in-package #:neural-flow)

;; Stolen from `trivial-garbage'

#+openmcl
(defvar *weak-pointers* (cl:make-hash-table :test 'eq :weak :value))

#+(or allegro openmcl lispworks)
(defstruct (weak-pointer (:constructor %make-weak-pointer))
  #-openmcl pointer)

(declaim (inline make-weak-pointer))
(defun make-weak-pointer (object)
  #+sbcl (sb-ext:make-weak-pointer object)
  #+(or cmu scl) (ext:make-weak-pointer object)
  #+clisp (ext:make-weak-pointer object)
  #+ecl (ext:make-weak-pointer object)
  #+allegro
  (let ((wv (excl:weak-vector 1)))
    (setf (svref wv 0) object)
    (%make-weak-pointer :pointer wv))
  #+openmcl
  (let ((wp (%make-weak-pointer)))
    (setf (gethash wp *weak-pointers*) object)
    wp)
  #+corman (ccl:make-weak-pointer object)
  #+lispworks
  (let ((array (make-array 1)))
    (hcl:set-array-weak array t)
    (setf (svref array 0) object)
    (%make-weak-pointer :pointer array)))

(declaim (inline weak-pointer-value))
(defun weak-pointer-value (weak-pointer)
  "If WEAK-POINTER is valid, returns its value. Otherwise, returns NIL."
  #+sbcl (values (sb-ext:weak-pointer-value weak-pointer))
  #+(or cmu scl) (values (ext:weak-pointer-value weak-pointer))
  #+clisp (values (ext:weak-pointer-value weak-pointer))
  #+ecl (values (ext:weak-pointer-value weak-pointer))
  #+allegro (svref (weak-pointer-pointer weak-pointer) 0)
  #+openmcl (values (gethash weak-pointer *weak-pointers*))
  #+corman (ccl:weak-pointer-obj weak-pointer)
  #+lispworks (svref (weak-pointer-pointer weak-pointer) 0))

;;Red-black tree

(declaim (inline %node %nleft %nright %nparent %nred %ndata %ncode
                 (setf %nleft) (setf %nright) (setf %nparent)
                 (setf %nred) (setf %ndata) (setf %ncode)))
(defstruct (%node (:constructor %node (data code parent red))
                  (:conc-name %n))
  (left nil :type (or null %node))
  (right nil :type (or null %node))
  (parent nil :type (or null %node))
  (red nil)
  data
  (code 0 :type (integer 0 #.most-positive-fixnum)))

(declaim (inline %tree %tree-root (setf %tree-root)))
(defstruct (%tree (:constructor %tree ())
                  (:copier %copy-tree))
  (root nil :type (or null %node)))

(declaim (inline rotate-left))
(defun %rotate-left (tree node)
  (declare (type %tree tree) (type %node node)
           (optimize (speed 3) (safety 0)))
  (let ((right (%nright node)))
    (when (setf (%nright node) (%nleft right))
      (setf (%nparent (%nleft right)) node))
    (if (setf (%nparent right) (%nparent node))
      (if (eq node (%nleft (%nparent node)))
        (setf (%nleft (%nparent node)) right)
        (setf (%nright (%nparent node)) right))
      (setf (%tree-root tree) right))

    Вылезли глаза! Как на этом можно писать?

    vertexua, 10 Февраля 2011

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #5626

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    auto r=disable(reinterpret_cast<void*>(static_cast<Efrag*>(const_cast<Efrig*>(ef))));

    Три мудреца в одном тазу
    Пустились по морю в грозу.
    Будь попрочнее старый таз,
    Длиннее был бы мой рассказ.
    ..............Самуил Маршак

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #5625

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    #include <stdio.h>
int main(int t,int _,char*a)
{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a
)&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,
t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\
,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\
+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\
l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\
n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\
#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a\
+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \
i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}

    Консольный вывод этой программы:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    ...
    [Все не вместилось]
    ...

    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #5624

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    /* Теперь задаём сами функции перекодировки translita в кириллицу и обратно. Вот код: */

function ruslat ($string) # Задаём функцию перекодировки кириллицы в транслит.
{
$string = ereg_replace("ж","zh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ё","yo",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("й","i",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ю","yu",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ь","'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ч","ch",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("щ","sh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ц","c",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("у","u",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("к","k",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("е","e",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("н","n",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("г","g",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ш","sh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("з","z",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("х","h",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ъ","''",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ф","f",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ы","y",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("в","v",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("а","a",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("п","p",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("р","r",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("о","o",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("л","l",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("д","d",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("э","yе",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("я","jа",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("с","s",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("м","m",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("и","i",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("т","t",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("б","b",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ё","yo",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Й","I",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ю","YU",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ч","CH",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ь","'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Щ","SH'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ц","C",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("У","U",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("К","K",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Е","E",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Н","N",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Г","G",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ш","SH",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("З","Z",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Х","H",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ъ","''",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ф","F",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ы","Y",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("В","V",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("А","A",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("П","P",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Р","R",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("О","O",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Л","L",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Д","D",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ж","Zh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Э","Ye",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Я","Ja",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("С","S",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("М","M",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("И","I",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Т","T",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Б","B",$string);
return $string;
}

    Нашел сие чудо на: http://protoplex.ru/lib/?showid=89

    code_master, 10 Февраля 2011

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  7. C++ / Говнокод #5623

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    template<class Exception>
bool GenerateException(const Exception* const e)
{
	throw e;
	delete e;
	return true;
}

    Продолжение цикла говнокодов про исключения из того же самого проекта.
    Проблем от неё почти нет, тк в основном исключения генерятся так:

    ExceptionТакойто e;
    
GenerateException(&e);

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #5622

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    $pif=explode('?',$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']);
$tym=explode('=',$pif[1]);

    Вот такой вот способ получить значение переменной из GET запроса вида:
    http://127.0.0.1/component/index.php?name=r37.edoc

    isergey, 10 Февраля 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5621

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    $p = array(1,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0); // вероятность 1/10
$a = array();
for($i=0; $i<100; $i++) 
	$a[] = $p[mt_rand(0, count($p)-1)];

    Это — заполнение массива случайными значениями с заданной вероятностью 1 к 10. =)

    Kevin, 10 Февраля 2011

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #5620

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    RewriteRule ^tn_([0-9]*)x([0-9]*)_([a-z]+)_([0-9]*)_([0-9]+)_(.*)_([c]*)_([f]*)_([0-9]*).[a-z]*$ перенос
/index.php?exception=imageModification&width=$1&height=$2&module=$3&id=$4&time=$5&name=$6&crop=$7&force=$8&query=$9&file_name=%{REQUEST_URI} [L]

    В .htaccess:
    Победа над ресайзом картинок. Чуваки еще не успели ощутить на себе всю мощь ананимуса

    ifeya, 10 Февраля 2011

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