1. Куча / Говнокод #7652

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    # /* [  <!-- */ include  <stdio.h> /*   \
  #{\
`""""true \\#{"\n#"};           \
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if [ -n "$ZSH_VERSION" ]; then           \
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  echo exec  echo I\'m a zsh script.; \
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elif [ -n "$BASH_VERSION" ]; then        \
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  echo exec  echo I\'m a bash script.; \
else  \
  echo exec  echo  I\'m  a sh  script.;    \
fi`;  #\
BEGIN{print"I'm a ", 0 ? "Ruby"  :"Perl",  " program.\n";  exit; } 
  #\
%q~            
  
set dummy =0; puts [list "I'm"  "a"  "tcl"  "script."]; exit   
  
all: ; @echo "I'm a Makefile."          \
  #*/
/*: */ enum {a, b};            \
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static int c99(void) {         
  
#ifndef __cplusplus /* bah */        
  
unused1: if ((enum {b, a})0)          \
  (void)0;
#endif           
  
unused2:  return a;     \
}  \
static int trigraphs(void) {         \
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  return sizeof  "??!"  ==  2;    \
}  \
char X;               \
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int main(void) {             \
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  struct X  {        \
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     char  a[2];    \
  };\
  if (sizeof(X)  !=  1) {       \
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printf("I'm a C++ program (trigraphs %sabled).\n",         \
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   trigraphs()  ? "en"  : "dis");\
  \
}else if (1//**/2
 
 
)unused3 : { ; \
    printf("I'm a C program (C%s, trigraphs %sabled).\n", \
        c99() ? "89 with // comments" : "99", \
        trigraphs() ? "en" : "dis"); \
  } else { \
    printf("I'm a C program (C89, trigraphs %sabled).\n", \
        trigraphs() ? "en" : "dis"); \
  } \
  return 0; \
} /*
# \
> main :: IO () -- -- \
> main = putStr "I'm a Literate Haskell program.\n"
# \
]>++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<+.>>++++[<++++++++++>-]<-.[-]>++++++++++ \
[<+++++++++++>-]<-.>>++++[<++++++++>-]<.>>++++++++++[<++++++++++> \
-]<- - -.<.>+.->>++++++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<++++.<.>>>++++++++++[ \
<++++++++++>-]<+++++.<<<<+.->>>>- - -.<+++.- - -<++.- ->>>>>+++++ \
+++++[<+++++++++++>-]<- - -.<<<<<.<+++.>>>.<<<-.- ->>>>+.<.<.<<.> \
++++++++++++++.[-]++++++++++"""`
# \
print "I'm a Python program."; """[-][--><html><head>
<!--:--><title>I'm a HTML page</title></head><body>
<!--:--><h1>I'm a <marquee><blink>horrible HTML</blink></marquee> page</h1>
<!--:--><script language="JavaScript">
<!--: # \
setTimeout( // \
  function () { // \
   document.body.innerHTML = "<h1>I'm a javascript-generated HTML page</h1>"; // \
  }, 10000); // \
//-->
</script><!--: \
</body></html><!-- } # \
say "I'm a Perl6 program", try { " ($?PUGS_VERSION)" } // "", "."; # """ # */
#define FOO ]-->~

    Может боян, конечно, но этот код реально компилится и работает на 15 разных языках программирования без изменений.
    Работает в C(x2), C++, Haskell, Ruby, Python, Perl(x2), HTML, tcl, bash, zsh, make, bash и brainfuck.

    auf1r2, 25 Августа 2011

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  2. PHP / Говнокод #7651

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    $prim = mysql_result($result,$i,"prim");
$gruz = mysql_result($result,$i,"gruz");
$kuzov = mysql_result($result,$i,"kuzov");
$o_strana = mysql_result($result,$i,"o_strana");
$o_gorod = mysql_result($result,$i,"o_gorod");
$k_strana = mysql_result($result,$i,"k_strana");
$k_gorod = mysql_result($result,$i,"k_gorod");
$stavka = mysql_result($result,$i,"stavka");
$data = mysql_result($result,$i,"data");
$m3 = mysql_result($result,$i,"m3");
$ves = mysql_result($result,$i,"ves");
$valuta = mysql_result($result,$i,"valuta");
$firstname = mysql_result($result,$i,"firstname");
$lastname = mysql_result($result,$i,"lastname");
$middlename = mysql_result($result,$i,"middlename");
$phone = mysql_result($result,$i,"phone");
$cb_icq = mysql_result($result,$i,"cb_icq");
$cb_skype = mysql_result($result,$i,"cb_skype");
$cb_company = mysql_result($result,$i,"cb_company");
$cb_org = mysql_result($result,$i,"cb_org");
$cb_profession = mysql_result($result,$i,"cb_profession");

    пробуем сервер баз данных на выносливость...

    Sulik78, 25 Августа 2011

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  3. Java / Говнокод #7650

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    boolean i = true;
  while (i){
   out.println("\n");
  }

    Нашлось в недрах работающей программы

    red_octopus, 25 Августа 2011

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  4. Си / Говнокод #7649

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    #if LINUX_VERSION_CODE < KERNEL_VERSION(2,6,27)
 kill_proc(1,SIGTERM,1);
 #else
...

    Оригинальный способ проверить версию ядра линукса...
    Где-то в сырцах реалтековского драйвера для GPIO...

    Necromant, 25 Августа 2011

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #7648

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    FrmCabinetFound *frm = new FrmCabinetFound(index.data(Qt::UserRole).toInt());
    ((QMdiArea*)this->parent()->parent()->parent())->addSubWindow(frm);
    frm->show();

    des-1008d, 25 Августа 2011

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  6. Pascal / Говнокод #7647

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    case
   0: FilterList.Add('RCHECK = '+''''+'+'+'''');
   1: FilterList.Add('RCHECK = '+''''+'-'+'''');
...

    Автор кода жжот. Код реально работает. Но прочитать такое даже автор по прошествии года не сможет.

    Можно было проще
    0:FilterList.Add('RCHECK = ''+''');

    siqel, 25 Августа 2011

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #7646

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    var that = this;

    просто и со вкусом

    rk4n, 25 Августа 2011

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  8. Ruby / Говнокод #7645

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    def entities(model, params = {})
        @entities                 ||= {}
        @entities[model]    ||= []

        if @entities[model].blank? or parameters_changed?(model, params)
          @entities[model]  = []
          include           = params[:include]  || nil
          group             = params[:group]    || nil
          order             = params[:order]    || nil
          page              = params[:page]     || nil
          entity_ids        = []
          model_role        = nil
          model_class       = model.to_s.classify.constantize

          if self.has_role_for?(model_class)
            self.roles_for(model_class).uniq.each do |role|
              if role.authorizable_id.blank?
                raise "Authorization problem! Found more than one #{model_class} model permission!" unless model_role.blank?
                model_role = role.name
                next
              end

              if !role.authorizable_id.blank? && MerchantRole::MERCHANT_ROLES.include?(role.name)
                entity_ids << role.authorizable.id
              end
            end

            if entity_ids.blank? and MerchantRole::MERCHANT_ROLES.include?(model_role)
              #WARNING! RECURSION! EVIL!
              if MerchantRole.has_entity_parent?(model)
                parent_model    = MerchantRole.entity_parent(model)
                parent_entities = self.entities(parent_model)
                unless parent_entities.blank?
                  _params = {
                    :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil, ["`#{model.to_s}`.`#{parent_model.to_s.singularize}_id` IN (?)", parent_entities.map(&:id)]),
                    :include => include,
                    :order => order,
                    :group => group
                  }
                  _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
                  if block_given?
                    (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).each(_params) do |o|
                      yield o
                    end
                  else
                    @entities[model] = (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
                  end
                end
              else
                _params = {
                  :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil),
                  :include => include,
                  :order => order,
                  :group => group
                }
                _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
   
                if block_given?    #Find only merchants associated with the reseller or all merchants if we are no reseller.
                  (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).each(_params) do |o|
                    yield o
                  end
                else
                  @entities[model] = (self.is_reseller? ? self.reseller.send(model) : model_class).send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
                end
              end
            else
              _params = { :conditions => conditions_and_parameters(params, nil, ["`#{model.to_s}`.`id` IN (?)", entity_ids]),
                                   :include => include,
                                   :order => order,
                                   :group => group }
               _params.merge!(:page => page) if params.keys.include?(:page)
               if block_given?
                 model_class.each(_params) do |o|
                   yield o
                 end
               else
                 @entities[model] = model_class.send(params.keys.include?(:page) ? :paginate : :find, :all, _params)
               end
             end
           end
        end
     entities[@model]
   end

    This method does the following (you guessed it, right?):

    #Fetch entities for which we have a read permission.
    #This is now it should work:
    #1. : If we don't have any role on the model, we won't get anything.
    #2a.: Check roles we have for whole model. If no role for whole model we can only fetch instances we have assigned.
    #2b.: Check all instances we have a role for and store them.
    #3a.: We have roles for instances -> Goto(#7)
    #3b.: We have no instance roles but have a role for the whole model.
    #4. : Check recusively if we have roles fro a parent model (channels -> merchants).
    #5a.: If we have a parent role and got parent entities returned we only fetch instances belonging to the parent entities.
    #6a.: If we have a parent role and got no entities back, then we won't get anything since we are not supposed to.
    #7. : Get all instances based on our reseller or globally for the system.

    emilpetkov, 25 Августа 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #7644

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    if ($_SESSION['free'] <= 0) {
     if ($_SESSION['free'] > 0) {
          $_SESSION['free'] --;
     }
}

    Нашел в один из онлине казино.

    webenter, 25 Августа 2011

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  10. Java / Говнокод #7643

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    if (s.contains("-"))
                {
                    String[] sa = s.split("-", 2);
                    for (Long i = Long.parseLong(sa[0].trim()); i<=Long.parseLong(sa[1].trim()); i++)
                    {
                        departmentsQueue.add(i);
                    }
                }
                else
                {
                    Long id = Long.parseLong(s.trim());
                    departmentsQueue.add(id);
                }

    Отличный цикл! Кстати, я бы тут ещё и s.contains() убрал

    konsoletyper, 25 Августа 2011

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