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1. Ruby / Говнокод #8789

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   class Person < ActiveRecord::Base  
   def self.current=(person)
       @current_people = person
     end
     def self.current
       @current_people
     end
   end

   Определяют текущего пользователя в модели=)

   opak, 10 Декабря 2011

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2. C++ / Говнокод #8788

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   const unsigned BAD_VALUE = (unsigned) -1;
   typedef pair<string, unsigned> RomeDecPair;
   typedef map<string, unsigned> Table;
   Table g_table;
    
   void InitTables()
   {
     g_table["I"] = 1;
     g_table["II"] = 2;
     g_table["III"] = 3;
     g_table["IV"] = 4;
     g_table["V"] = 5;
     g_table["VI"] = 6;
     g_table["VII"] = 7;
     g_table["VIII"] = 8;
     g_table["IX"] = 9;
     g_table["X"] = 10;
     g_table["XX"] = 20;
     g_table["XXX"] = 30;
     g_table["XL"] = 40;
     g_table["L"] = 50;
     g_table["XC"] = 90;
     g_table["C"] = 100;
     g_table["CC"] = 200;
     g_table["CCC"] = 300;
     g_table["CD"] = 400;
     g_table["D"] = 500;
     g_table["CM"] = 900;
     g_table["M"] = 1000;
     g_table["MM"] = 2000;
     g_table["MMM"] = 3000;
   }
   .....
   int main()
   {
     InitTables();
    
     vector<RomeDecPair> tests;
    
     tests.push_back(make_pair("I", 1));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("II", 2));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("III", 3));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IV", 4));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("V", 5));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("VI", 6));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("VII", 7));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("VIII", 8));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IX", 9));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("X", 10));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XI", 11));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XII", 12));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIII", 13));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIV", 14));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XV", 15));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XVI", 16));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XVII", 17));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XVIII", 18));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIX", 19));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XX", 20));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XXI", 21));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XL", 40));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XLII", 42));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LIX", 59));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LXXVII", 77));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XC", 90));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("CX", 110));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("CDXCIX", 499));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("DLXXXIII", 583));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("DCCCLXXXVIII", 888));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("MDCLXVIII", 1668));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("MCMLXXXIX", 1989));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("MMMCMXCIX", 3999));
    
     tests.push_back(make_pair("", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IIIV", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IIV", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IIII", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("IIX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIIII", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIIIIX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XIIIIX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("XXXX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LL", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("CLC", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("CLL", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("DLD", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LDD", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LLI", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("MMMCMXCX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("AXX", BAD_VALUE));
     tests.push_back(make_pair("LXA", BAD_VALUE));
    
     for (vector<RomeDecPair>::const_iterator it = tests.begin(), end = tests.end(); it != end; ++it)
     {
       CheckConversion(*it);
     }
    
     return 0;
   }

   bugaga, 10 Декабря 2011

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3. C++ / Говнокод #8787

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   #define true false

   happy debug!

   BashOrgRu, 09 Декабря 2011

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4. Ruby / Говнокод #8786

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   module ModelHelper
     extend ActiveSupport::Concern
   
     module InstanceMethods
   
       def prepare_url
         "http://#{Banjo::Application.config.short_url_host}"
       end
   
       def adjust_comment(text, url, max_len)
         maximum_text_length = max_len - url.length - 1
         if text.length > maximum_text_length
           text = text[0, maximum_text_length - 3] + "..."
         end
         if url.present?
           message = [text, url].join(' ')
         else
           message = text
         end
         message
       end
   
       def fullname_to_first_last_initial(fullname)
         name_token = fullname.split(/ /)
         last_initial = (name_token.length > 1) ? name_token.pop.first : nil
         first = name_token.join(' ')
         return (last_initial.nil?) ? first : "#{first} #{last_initial}"
       end
   
     end
   
     module ClassMethods
   
       def adjust_comment(text, url, max_len)
         maximum_text_length = max_len - url.length - 1
         if text.length > maximum_text_length
           text = text[0, maximum_text_length - 3] + "..."
         end
         if url.present?
           message = [text, url].join(' ')
         else
           message = text
         end
         message
       end
   
       def fullname_to_first_last_initial(fullname)
         name_token = fullname.split(/ /)
         last_initial = (name_token.length > 1) ? name_token.pop.first : nil
         first = name_token.join(' ')
         return (last_initial.nil?) ? first : "#{first} #{last_initial}"
       end
   
     end
   
   end

   DRY principle in action

   sumskyi, 09 Декабря 2011

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5. Objective C / Говнокод #8785

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   -(NSString*) getPackName:(int)index
   {	
   	NSString *res=nil;
   	switch (index) 
   	{
   		case 1:
   			res = @"Classic";
   			break;
   		case 2:
   			res = @"Wood";
   			break;
   		case 3:
   			res = @"Cowbell";
   			break;
   		case 4:
   			res = @"Metal";
   			break;
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   			res = @"Electro";
   			break;
   		default:
   			res = @"unknow";
   			break;
   	}	
   	return res;
   }

   Если не ошибаюсь, за тем же авторством, что и предыдущий.

   krypt, 09 Декабря 2011

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6. Perl / Говнокод #8784

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   if ($movie->{'genre'}=~m/\,+/)  {
                   my @genre = split(',',$movie->{'genre'}) if $movie->{'genre'};
                   my $genre = join(",", split(',', $movie->{'genre'}, 2));
                   for (my $i = 0; $i <=1; $i++) {
                       $genre .= $genre[$i].',' if @genre;
                   };
                   $genre =~s/\,$//;
                   $movie->{'genre'} = $genre if ($genre);
   };

   На чем-то конкретном внимание заострять не буду.
   Код достаточно прост, но довольно неуклюж.

   santa_microbe, 09 Декабря 2011

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #8783

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   function fixPNG(element)
   {
     if(/MSIE (5\.5|6).+Win/.test(navigator.userAgent)){
       var src;
       src = element.currentStyle.backgroundImage.match(/url\("(.+\.png)"\)/i)
   	
       if(src){
         src = src[1];
         element.runtimeStyle.backgroundImage = "none";
       }
   	
       if(src){
         element.runtimeStyle.filter = "progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src = '" + 
   	    src + "',sizingMethod = 'scale')";
   	}
     }
   }

   shlyapa, 09 Декабря 2011

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8. PHP / Говнокод #8782

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   private function setFxFF()
   	{
   		if(!isset($_GET["body"]))return;
   		if(preg_match('/^[\dA]{4,100}$/',$_GET["body"]) == 0)return;
   		
   		$str = $_GET["body"];$pos = 0;
   		$c=0;
   		do
   		{//$c++;if($c>10)return;
   		
   			$s = substr($str,$pos,4);$pos+=4;//echo "<br>$pos<br>";
   			if(strlen($s) < 4)return;
   			
   			$ppos = substr($s,0,3);$ppos = intval($ppos);
   			$val = substr($s,3,1);
   			
   			if($ppos == 0)continue;
   			
   			if($ppos <= 99)$col = 'fa';
   			elseif($ppos >= 100 && $ppos <= 199)$col = 'fb';
   			elseif($ppos >= 200 && $ppos <= 299)$col = 'fc';
   			elseif($ppos >= 300 && $ppos <= 399)$col = 'fd';
   			elseif($ppos >= 400 && $ppos <= 499)$col = 'fe';
   			if(!isset($col))return;
   			
   			switch($col)
   			{
   				case 'fb':$ppos -= 100;break;
   				case 'fc':$ppos -= 200;break;
   				case 'fd':$ppos -= 300;break;
   				case 'fe':$ppos -= 400;break;
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   			$fStr = $this->getUserVal($col);//echo $ppos;
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   			$fStr = $this->replace_F_str($fStr,$ppos,$val);//echo $fStr;
   			//echo '<br>'.$fStr.'<br>';
   			$this->setUserVal($col,$fStr,'str');
   			unset($col);
   		}while(true);
   	}

   kyzi007, 09 Декабря 2011

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9. ActionScript / Говнокод #8781

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   onClipEvent(mouseMove){
   	var aa = _root._xmouse;
   	var bb = _root._ymouse
   	_x=_parent._xmouse;
   	_y=_parent._ymouse;
   	if(_parent._currentframe==1){
   		if(_parent.mc_MILK_1.hitTest(aa,bb) || _parent.mc_MILK_2.hitTest(aa,bb) || _parent.mc_MILK_3.hitTest(aa,bb) || _parent.mc_MILK_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(1)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_BUTILKA_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_BUTILKA_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(2)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_SOSKA_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_SOSKA_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(3)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_TERMOS_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_TERMOS_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(4)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_SMES_1.hitTest(aa,bb) || _parent.mc_SMES_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(5)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_PODOGREVATEL_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_PODOGREVATEL_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(6)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_STERELIZATOR_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STERELIZATOR_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(7)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_SUSHILKA_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_SUSHILKA_2.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(8)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_STUL_1.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_2.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_3.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(9)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_3.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(10)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_KASHA_3.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(11)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_KASHA_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(12)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_TARELKI_3.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_TARELKI_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(13)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_LOJKA_3.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_LOJKA_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(14)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_3.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_4.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(15)
   		}else{gotoAndStop(_totalframes)}
   	}else if(_parent._currentframe==2){
   		if(_parent.mc_ROJKI_5.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(20)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_MJASO_6.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(18)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_OVOSCHI_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_OVOSCHI_7.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(16)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_FRUITS_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(17)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_STUL_5.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_7.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_STUL_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(9)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_5.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_7.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_NAGRUDNIK_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(10)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_TARELKI_5.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_TARELKI_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_TARELKI_7.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_TARELKI_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(13)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_LOJKA_5.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_LOJKA_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_LOJKA_7.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_LOJKA_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(14)
   		}else if(_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_5.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_6.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_7.hitTest(aa,bb)||_parent.mc_PAROVARKA_8.hitTest(aa,bb)){
   			gotoAndStop(15)
   		}else{gotoAndStop(_totalframes)}
   	}
   //....
   }//mc_STERELIZATOR_1

   kyzi007, 09 Декабря 2011

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10. ActionScript / Говнокод #8780

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    // в клипе с названием kd_18copya
    onClipEvent(enterFrame){
    	_golova.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_S)
    	_telo.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T1)
    	_platie.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T1)
    	ruka_L.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T1)
    	ruka_R.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T1)
    	noga_1_L.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	noga_1_R.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	noga_2_L.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	noga_2_R.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	noga_L.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	noga_R.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_T2)
    	bot_L.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_N)
    	bot_R.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_N)
    	bot_L.bot.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_B)
    	bot_R.bot.gotoAndStop(_root.mc_GAME.odj_B)
    }

    Вот он каков as1)

    kyzi007, 09 Декабря 2011

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