1. PHP / Говнокод #9740

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    <?php
    /**
     * Зиг хайль!
     *
     * @author Adolf Hitler <mein.fü[email protected]>
     * @version 1.0
     *
     * Date: 01.09.1939 14:18
     */
    
    namespace system\api\exception {
    
    	class ziga extends \Exception {
    		public function __construct($message = "Sieg Heil!", $code = 1488, \Exception $previous = NULL) {
    			parent::__construct($message, $code, $previous);
    		}
    	}
    
    }

    Сначала я нашел в проекте кусок кода throw new exception\ziga(); ...

    WinnerWolf, 23 Марта 2012

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  2. PHP / Говнокод #9739

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    static public function vkontakte_enabled()
    	{
    		return ( ipsRegistry::$settings['vk_enabled'] AND ipsRegistry::$settings['vk_api_id'] AND ipsRegistry::$settings['vk_secret'] ) ? TRUE : FALSE;
    	}

    * IP.Board v3.1.4
    И почему я пишу форумы сам?..

    skryisli, 23 Марта 2012

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  3. Python / Говнокод #9738

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    try:
        ix, iy, image = im.size[0], im.size[1], im.tostring("raw", "RGBA", 0, -1)
    except SystemError:
        ix, iy, image = im.size[0], im.size[1], im.tostring("raw", "RGBX", 0, -1)

    "Ну пожалуйста!"
    Нашел здесь:
    http://pyopengl.sourceforge.net/context/tutorials/nehe6.xhtml

    Vindicar, 23 Марта 2012

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  4. C# / Говнокод #9737

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    public partial class Form1 : Form  
        {
            public Form1()
            {
                InitializeComponent();
            }
           
            public void label1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
     
            }
     
            public void button1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
                label1.Text = "неправильно, вы проиграли";
                button1.Dispose();
                button2.Dispose();
                button3.Dispose();
                button4.Dispose();
                this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.Red;
            }
     
            public void button2_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
               
                label1.Text = "неправильно, вы проиграли";
                button1.Dispose();
                button2.Dispose();
                button3.Dispose();
                button4.Dispose();
                this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.Red;
            }
     
            public void button4_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
                label1.Text = "неправильно, вы проиграли";
                button1.Dispose();
                button2.Dispose();
                button3.Dispose();
                button4.Dispose();
                this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.Red;
            }
     
            public void button3_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
                label1.Text = "правильно";
                button1.Dispose();
                button2.Dispose();
                button3.Dispose();
                button4.Dispose();
                btn.Dispose();
                this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.Green;
                btn = new Button();
                btn.Text = "Дальше";
                btn.Top = 200;
                btn.Left = 360;
                btn.Height = 165;
                btn.Width = 269;
                btn.Click += new EventHandler(Press_ok);
                this.Controls.Add(btn);
                
            }
                public void Press_ok (object sender, EventArgs e)
            {
                this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.White;
                    btn.Dispose();
                    label1.Text = "сколько должно быть зубов у человека?";
                    button1 = new Button();
                    button1.Text = "16";
                    button1.Height = 23;
                    button1.Width = 142;
                    button1.Left = 272;
                    button1.Top = 414;
                    button1.Click += new EventHandler(Press_1);
                    this.Controls.Add(button1);
              
                    
     
                    button2 = new Button();
                    button2.Text = "32";
                    button2.Height = 23;
                    button2.Width = 142;
                    button2.Left = 711;
                    button2.Top = 414;
                    button2.Click += new EventHandler(Press_2);
                    this.Controls.Add(button2);
     
                    button3 = new Button();
                    button3.Text = "28";
                    button3.Height = 23;
                    button3.Width = 142;
                    button3.Left = 272;
                    button3.Top = 491;
                    button3.Click += new EventHandler(Press_3);
                    this.Controls.Add(button3);
     
                    button4 = new Button();
                    button4.Text = "101";
                    //еще over100500 ГК

    psina-from-ua, 22 Марта 2012

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  5. Perl / Говнокод #9736

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    if (!defined $login || (defined $login && length($login)<3 && length($login>16))) {

    PSIAlt, 22 Марта 2012

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  6. Perl / Говнокод #9735

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    my $uid = 0;
    	my $parse_uid = $parse_sid->{uid} || 0;
    	my $memd_uid  = $RR::Init::memd->get('sid'.$sid) || 0;
    	# Авторизуем при помощи memd
    	if ($parse_uid==$memd_uid){
    		$uid = $memd_uid;
    	}
    
    	# Запоминаем в Куку
    	$r->pnotes('USER_SID' => $sid);
    	$param{sid} = $sid;
    	
    	# Захватываем sid
    	unless (defined $uid){
    		$RR::Init::memd->set('sid'.$sid, 0);
    	}
    	# Всяке артефакты лезут
    	$uid||=undef;

    Лезут всякие артефакты видите ли...

    PSIAlt, 22 Марта 2012

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  7. C# / Говнокод #9734

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    namespace WindowsFormsApplication3
    {
        public partial class Form1 : Form
        {
            public Form1()
            {
                InitializeComponent();
            }
            protected override bool ProcessCmdKey(ref Message msg, Keys keyData)
            {
                switch (keyData)
                {
                    case Keys.Up:
                        if ((pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width >= pictureBox4.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X <= pictureBox4.Location.X + pictureBox4.Width) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y <= pictureBox4.Location.Y + pictureBox4.Height) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y >= pictureBox4.Location.Y + pictureBox4.Height / 2)) ;
                        else pictureBox1.Top -= 5;
                        if ((pictureBox2.Visible) & (pictureBox3.Visible))
                            if ((pictureBox1.Location.Y >= pictureBox2.Location.Y) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height <= pictureBox2.Location.Y + pictureBox2.Height) & (pictureBox1.Location.X >= pictureBox2.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width <= pictureBox2.Location.X + pictureBox2.Width))
                                pictureBox1.Location = new Point(pictureBox3.Location.X + (pictureBox1.Location.X - pictureBox2.Location.X), pictureBox3.Location.Y - 5);
                        if ((pictureBox2.Visible) & (pictureBox3.Visible))
                            if ((pictureBox1.Location.Y >= pictureBox3.Location.Y) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height <= pictureBox3.Location.Y + pictureBox3.Height) & (pictureBox1.Location.X >= pictureBox3.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width <= pictureBox3.Location.X + pictureBox3.Width))
                                pictureBox1.Location = new Point(pictureBox2.Location.X + (pictureBox1.Location.X - pictureBox3.Location.X), pictureBox2.Location.Y - 5);
                                break;
                    case Keys.Down:
                                if ((pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width >= pictureBox4.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X <= pictureBox4.Location.X + pictureBox4.Width) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height <= pictureBox4.Location.Y + pictureBox4.Height / 2) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height >= pictureBox4.Location.Y)) ;
                        else pictureBox1.Top += 5;
                        if ((pictureBox2.Visible) & (pictureBox3.Visible))
                            if ((pictureBox1.Location.Y >= pictureBox2.Location.Y) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height <= pictureBox2.Location.Y + pictureBox2.Height) & (pictureBox1.Location.X >= pictureBox2.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width <= pictureBox2.Location.X + pictureBox2.Width))
                                pictureBox1.Location = new Point(pictureBox3.Location.X + (pictureBox1.Location.X - pictureBox2.Location.X), (pictureBox3.Location.Y + pictureBox3.Height) - 5);
                        if ((pictureBox2.Visible) & (pictureBox3.Visible))
                            if ((pictureBox1.Location.Y >= pictureBox3.Location.Y) & (pictureBox1.Location.Y + pictureBox1.Height <= pictureBox3.Location.Y + pictureBox3.Height) & (pictureBox1.Location.X >= pictureBox3.Location.X) & (pictureBox1.Location.X + pictureBox1.Width <= pictureBox3.Location.X + pictureBox3.Width))
                                pictureBox1.Location = new Point(pictureBox2.Location.X + (pictureBox1.Location.X - pictureBox3.Location.X), (pictureBox2.Location.Y + pictureBox2.Height) - 5);
                                break;

    Это не поддаётся описанию. Полная версия: http://pastebin.com/97sbSVLa

    P4R4, 22 Марта 2012

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  8. VisualBasic / Говнокод #9733

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    Dim KolvoZnakov As String = IIf(SqlUser = "Beschastnova" Or SqlUser = "Rodionova", "00000", "00")

    Для двух привередливых бухов выводим аж 4 знака после запятой.

    axel1000, 22 Марта 2012

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  9. C# / Говнокод #9732

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    else
                    {
                        if ((textBox1.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox7.Text)) textBox1.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox1.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox2.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox8.Text)) textBox2.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox2.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox3.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox9.Text)) textBox3.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox3.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox4.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox7.Text)) textBox4.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox4.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox5.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox8.Text)) textBox5.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox5.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox6.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox9.Text)) textBox6.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox6.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox7.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox4.Text)) textBox7.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox7.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox8.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox5.Text)) textBox8.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox8.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox9.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox6.Text)) textBox9.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox9.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                        if ((textBox1.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox7.Text) |
                            (textBox2.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox8.Text) |
                            (textBox3.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox9.Text) |
                            (textBox4.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox7.Text) |
                            (textBox5.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox8.Text) |
                            (textBox6.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox9.Text) |
                            (textBox7.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox4.Text) |
                            (textBox8.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox5.Text) |
                            (textBox9.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox6.Text)) ;
                        else
                        {
                            label1.Visible = true;
                            label2.Visible = true;
                        }

    Удивлению нет границ! Полная версия: http://pastebin.com/S2getyHn

    P4R4, 22 Марта 2012

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #9730

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    function return_report($new,$do) {
     $dosec = $do - $new;
     $days = floor($dosec / 86400);
     $hour = floor(($dosec - ($days*86400))/3600);
     $min = floor(($dosec - ($days*86400) - ($hour*3600))/60);
     $sec = floor(($dosec - ($days*86400) - ($hour*3600) - ($min*60)));
     switch(substr($days, -2)) { // какое выводить слово
     case 1: case 21: $ost = 'остался '; break;
     default: $ost = 'осталось '; break;
     }
     switch(substr($days, -2)) { // вывод дней
     case 1: case 21: case 31: case 41: $d=' день '; break;
     case 2: case 3: case 4: case 22: case 23: case 24: case 32: case 33: case 34: case 42: case 43: case 44: $d=' дня '; break;
     default: $d=' дней '; 
     }
     switch(substr($hour, -2)) { // вывод часов
     case 1: case 21: $h=' час '; break;
     case 2: case 3: case 4: case 22: case 23: case 24: $h=' часа '; break;
     default: $h=' часов '; 
     }
     switch(substr($min, -2)) { // вывод минут
     case 1: case 21: case 31: case 41: case 51: $m=' минута '; break;
     case 2: case 3: case 4: case 22: case 23: case 24: case 32: case 33: case 34: case 42: case 43: case 44: case 52: case 53: case 54: $m=' минуты '; break;
     default:$m=' минут ';
     }
     switch(substr($sec, -2)) { // вывод секунд
     case 1: case 21: case 31: case 41: case 51: $s=' секунда'; break;
     case 2: case 3: case 4: case 22: case 23: case 24: case 32: case 33: case 34: case 42: case 43: case 44: case 52: case 53: case 54: $s=' секунды'; break;
     default:$s=' секунд';
     }
     if ($dosec > 0) {
     $period = $ost;
     if ($days > 0) $period .= '<b>'.$days.'</b>'
    .$d;
     if ($hour > 0) $period .= '<b>'.$hour.'</b>'
    .$h;
     if ($min > 0) $period .= '<b>'.$min.'</b>'.
    $m;
     if ($sec > 0) $period .= '<b>'.$sec.'</b>'.
    $s;
     return $period;
     }
    return false;
    }

    Человек пытался сделать вывод времени, прошедшего с определенного момента *FACEPALM*

    pro100shureg, 22 Марта 2012

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