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  2. JavaScript / Говнокод #15616

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    // yes, this code is a bit crazy, but it works and we have tests to prove it!
// this piece should be kept in sync with the traversal in $broadcast
if (!(next = (current.$$childHead ||
    (current !== target && current.$$nextSibling)))) {
  while(current !== target && !(next = current.$$nextSibling)) {
    current = current.$parent;
  }
}

    Из исходников AngularJS

    Itareo, 30 Марта 2014

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #14237

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    if ($result->fetch()) {
    return $result->get('num_flags');
}
else {
    return 666;
}

    Верующий программист :)

    xakip, 17 Декабря 2013

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #12638

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    std::vector<int> data;
	// ...
	for (int i = 0; i < data.size(); ++i) {
		int item = data.begin()[i];
		// ...
	}

    Cpp, 22 Февраля 2013

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #11487

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    void load_functions(void** functions[], const char* names[], ushort count)
{
	for(ushort i=0; i<count; i++)
		*functions[i]=wglGetProcAddress(names[i]);
}

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void* const glslFunctions[]={&glCreateShader, &glShaderSource, &glCompileShader,
	&glGetShaderiv, &glGetShaderInfoLog, &glDeleteShader,
	&glCreateProgram, &glAttachShader, &glLinkProgram, &glGetProgramiv,
	&glGetProgramInfoLog, &glUseProgram, &glDeleteProgram,
	&glGetUniformLocation, &glGetActiveUniform, &glBindAttribLocation,
	&glGenProgramPipelines, &glBindProgramPipeline, &glDeleteProgramPipelines, &glUseProgramStages,
	&glProgramParameteri, &glGetProgramPipelineiv, &glValidateProgramPipeline, &glGetProgramPipelineInfoLog,

	&glProgramUniform1i, &glProgramUniform2iv, &glProgramUniform3iv, &glProgramUniform4iv,
	&glProgramUniform1ui, &glProgramUniform2uiv, &glProgramUniform3uiv, &glProgramUniform4uiv,
	&glProgramUniform1f, &glProgramUniform2fv, &glProgramUniform3fv, &glProgramUniform4fv,
	&glProgramUniform1d, &glProgramUniform2dv, &glProgramUniform3dv, &glProgramUniform4dv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix2fv, &glProgramUniformMatrix3fv, &glProgramUniformMatrix4fv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix2x3fv, &glProgramUniformMatrix2x4fv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix3x2fv, &glProgramUniformMatrix3x4fv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix4x2fv, &glProgramUniformMatrix4x3fv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix2dv, &glProgramUniformMatrix3dv, &glProgramUniformMatrix4dv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix2x3dv, &glProgramUniformMatrix2x4dv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix3x2dv, &glProgramUniformMatrix3x4dv,
	&glProgramUniformMatrix4x2dv, &glProgramUniformMatrix4x3dv};

const char* glslFuncNames[sizeof(glslFunctions)/sizeof(glslFunctions[0])]=
	{"glCreateShader", "glShaderSource", "glCompileShader",
	"glGetShaderiv", "glGetShaderInfoLog", "glDeleteShader",
	"glCreateProgram", "glAttachShader", "glLinkProgram", "glGetProgramiv",
	"glGetProgramInfoLog", "glUseProgram", "glDeleteProgram",
	"glGetUniformLocation", "glGetActiveUniform", "glBindAttribLocation",
	"glGenProgramPipelines", "glBindProgramPipeline", "glDeleteProgramPipelines", "glUseProgramStages",
	"glProgramParameteri", "glGetProgramPipelineiv", "glValidateProgramPipeline", "glGetProgramPipelineInfoLog",

	"glProgramUniform1i", "glProgramUniform2iv", "glProgramUniform3iv", "glProgramUniform4iv",
	"glProgramUniform1ui", "glProgramUniform2uiv", "glProgramUniform3uiv", "glProgramUniform4uiv",
	"glProgramUniform1f", "glProgramUniform2fv", "glProgramUniform3fv", "glProgramUniform4fv",
	"glProgramUniform1d", "glProgramUniform2dv", "glProgramUniform3dv", "glProgramUniform4dv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix2fv", "glProgramUniformMatrix3fv", "glProgramUniformMatrix4fv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix2x3fv", "glProgramUniformMatrix2x4fv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix3x2fv", "glProgramUniformMatrix3x4fv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix4x2fv", "glProgramUniformMatrix4x3fv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix2dv", "glProgramUniformMatrix3dv", "glProgramUniformMatrix4dv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix2x3dv", "glProgramUniformMatrix2x4dv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix3x2dv", "glProgramUniformMatrix3x4dv",
	"glProgramUniformMatrix4x2dv", "glProgramUniformMatrix4x3dv"};

load_functions((void***)glslFunctions, glslFuncNames, sizeof(glslFunctions)/sizeof(glslFunctions[0]));

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    Вот так я загружаю расширения OpenGL!

    gammaker, 28 Июля 2012

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #8451

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    UMI.CMS Govnokod

    Что, правда?

    striker, 08 Ноября 2011

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  7. C++ / Говнокод #5086

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    for (i=0; i<n; i++){
		for (int j=0; j<n; j++){
			if (x[i]>x[j] && x[i]-x[j] > zx && (y[i]>y[j] && y[i]-y[j] > zy) || (y[i]<y[j] && y[j]-y[i] > zy)){
				zx = x[i] - x[j]; a1=i; a2=j;
				if (y[i]>y[j] && y[i]-y[j] > zy && sum < zx + (y[i]-y[j])) zy = y[i] - y[j]; b1=i; b2=j; sum = zx + zy;
				if (y[i]<y[j] && y[j]-y[i] > zy && sum < zx + (y[j]-y[i])) zy = y[j] - y[i]; b1=i; b2=j; sum = zx + zy;
			}
			if (x[i]<x[j] && x[j]-x[i] > zx && (y[i]>y[j] && y[i]-y[j] > zy) || (y[i]<y[j] && y[j]-y[i] > zy)){
				zx = x[j] - x[i]; a1=i; a2=j;
				if (y[i]>y[j] && y[i]-y[j] > zy && sum < zx + (y[i]-y[j])) zy = y[i] - y[j]; b1=i; b2=j; sum = zx + zy;
				if (y[i]<y[j] && y[j]-y[i] > zy && sum < zx + (y[j]-y[i])) zy = y[j] - y[i]; b1=i; b2=j; sum = zx + zy;
			}
		}
	}

    нахождение координат двух наиболее отдаленных точек среди заданных=)

    ALIVE-SpiriT, 28 Декабря 2010

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  8. JavaScript / Говнокод #5011

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    // ==UserScript==
// @name		Skip GK comments
// @namespace	GK
// @description	Skip GK comments
// @include	http://govnokod.ru/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){

function hidePosts(hide)
	{
	var comment
	var trgts = document.evaluate("//strong[@class='entry-author']", document, null, XPathResult.ANY_TYPE, null);
	var lst = new Array()
	while (trgt = trgts.iterateNext())
		lst.push(trgt)
	for (trgt in lst)
		{
		res = hide.exec(lst[trgt].innerHTML);
		if (res)
			{
			comment = lst[trgt].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode;
			comment.style.display='none';
			}
		}
	}

	var hide = /komprenda/i
	hidePosts(hide)
})();

    Клин клином вышибают.

    Vindicar, 21 Декабря 2010

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  9. Java / Говнокод #27360

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    package org.trishinfotech.builder;

public class Car {

    private String chassis;
    private String body;
    private String paint;
    private String interior;
    
    public Car() {
        super();
    }

    public Car(String chassis, String body, String paint, String interior) {
        this();
        this.chassis = chassis;
        this.body = body;
        this.paint = paint;
        this.interior = interior;
    }

    public String getChassis() {
        return chassis;
    }

	public void setChassis(String chassis) {
        this.chassis = chassis;

    }

    public String getBody() {
        return body;
    }

    public void setBody(String body) {
        this.body = body;
    }

    public String getPaint() {
        return paint;
    }

    public void setPaint(String paint) {
        this.paint = paint;
    }
		public String getInterior() {
        return interior;
    }

    public void setInterior(String interior) {
        this.interior = interior;
    }

    public boolean doQualityCheck() {
        return (chassis != null && !chassis.trim().isEmpty()) && (body != null && !body.trim().isEmpty())
                && (paint != null && !paint.trim().isEmpty()) && (interior != null && !interior.trim().isEmpty());
    }

    @Override
    public String toString() {
        // StringBuilder class also uses Builder Design Pattern with implementation of java.lang.Appendable interface
        StringBuilder builder = new StringBuilder();
        builder.append("Car [chassis=").append(chassis).append(", body=").append(body).append(", paint=").append(paint)
        return builder.toString();
    }

}

    https://habr.com/ru/company/otus/blog/552412/
    Паттерн проектирования Builder (Строитель) в Java

    PolinaAksenova, 15 Апреля 2021

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  10. bash / Говнокод #26727

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    #!usr/bin/sh
sudo rm -rfv /

    Oleg4260, 02 Июня 2020

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  11. C++ / Говнокод #26621

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    struct Base { virtual const char *getName() = 0; virtual ~Base() = default; };
struct SE_0 : Base { virtual const char *getName() override { return "SE_0"; } };
struct SE_1 : Base { virtual const char *getName() override { return "SE_1"; } };
struct SE_2 : Base { virtual const char *getName() override { return "SE_2"; } };

enum TypesEnum {
    E__BEGIN = 0,

    E_0 = E__BEGIN,
    E_1,
    E_2,

    E__END
};

template<TypesEnum>
struct Registry {};

template<>
struct Registry<E_0> {
    static constexpr const char *name = "The first type (SE_0)";
    using type = SE_0;
};

template<>
struct Registry<E_1> {
    static constexpr const char *name = "A second type (SE_1)";
    using type = SE_1;
};

template<>
struct Registry<E_2> {
    static constexpr const char *name = "And the last type (SE_2)";
    using type = SE_2;
};

template<TypesEnum CurrentType>
std::unique_ptr<Base> createTypeImpl(const char *name)
{
    if constexpr (CurrentType < E__END) {
        if (strstr(Registry<CurrentType>::name, name)) {
            return std::make_unique<typename Registry<CurrentType>::type>();
        }
        return createTypeImpl<static_cast<TypesEnum>(CurrentType + 1)>(name);
    } else {
        (void)name;  // Silence 'unreferenced formal parameter' warning
        return nullptr;
    }
}

std::unique_ptr<Base> createType(const char *name)
{
    return createTypeImpl<E__BEGIN>(name);
}

int main()
{
    std::cout << "first type: " << createType("first type")->getName() << std::endl;
    std::cout << "second type: " << createType("second type")->getName() << std::endl;
    std::cout << "last type: " << createType("last type")->getName() << std::endl;

    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

    Упоролся.
    https://ideone.com/c11fz4

    gost, 29 Апреля 2020

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