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2. 1C / Говнокод #18583

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   Если ЗапретНаСозданиеРаходныхПоФирме(Фирма, Родитель) И ЭтоТакиНовый Тогда

   таки да, таки новый

   alexinzaz, 06 Августа 2015

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3. C# / Говнокод #18554

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   _members[member.Member.MemberExpression.Member] = member.Member;

   В исходниках Linq2db

   vik-borisov, 31 Июля 2015

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4. SQL / Говнокод #18553

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   declare @col int
   set @col = 0
   
   while (select count(distinct id) from #tovar) > @col
   begin
   set @col = (select count(distinct id) from #tovar)
   	insert into #tovar (ParentID, ID, ISFOLDER, Tov) select parentID, ID, ISFOLDER, DESCR from SC23(nolock) where ISMARK = 0 and PARENTID in (select id from #tovar) 
   end

   dsfix, 30 Июля 2015

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5. Pascal / Говнокод #18547

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   function variant (x0, y0, x1, y1, x2, y2, x3, y3:real):integer;
   begin
       if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=1;
       if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
          (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=2;
       if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=3;
       if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
          (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=4;
       if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) then variant:=5;
       if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) or
          (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) then variant:=6;
       if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=7;
       if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) or
          (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) then variant:=8;
       if (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
          (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=9;
       if (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) or
          (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) then variant:=10;
       if (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
          (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=11;
       if (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
          (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=12;
   end;

   Источник: http://e-olimp.blogspot.com/2013/08/12.html

   Felytic, 29 Июля 2015

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6. C++ / Говнокод #18530

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   typedef long char wchar_t;

   qnx4.25 /usr/include/stdlib.h:
   sizeof(long char) == 2

   Xom94ok, 25 Июля 2015

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #18484

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   (function($){
       
       var popup_show_delay = 0.5; // задержка в секундах
   
       $('.in_basket').each(function(){
           var $popup = $(this).find('.flyout');
           var timeoutId = null;
   
           var showPopup = function() {
               // Показываем попап
               $popup.removeClass('hidden');
           };
   
           var hidePopup = function() {
               // Скрываем попап
               $popup.addClass('hidden');
               console.log('hide popup');
           };
   
           var $targets = $([ this, $popup.get(0) ]);
   
           $targets.on('mouseenter', function(){
               console.log('show popup');
               clearTimeout(timeoutId);
               showPopup();
           });
   
           $targets.on('mouseleave', function(){
               clearTimeout(timeoutId);
               timeoutId = setTimeout(hidePopup, popup_show_delay * 1000);
           });
       });
   
   })(jQuery);

   Показывать определенное время попап и если убрать мышь на пол секунды и не вернуться к нему, то попап скрывается.

   littlefuntik, 15 Июля 2015

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8. JavaScript / Говнокод #18468

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   Xml: {
               parse: function (text) {
                   var xmlDocument;
                   if (window.DOMParser) {
                       var parser = new DOMParser();
                       xmlDocument = parser.parseFromString(text, "text/xml")
                   } else {
                       if (window.ActiveXObject) {
                           try {
                               xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.6.0")
                           } catch (err6) {
                               try {
                                   xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.5.0")
                               } catch (err5) {
                                   try {
                                       xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.4.0")
                                   } catch (err4) {
                                       try {
                                           xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("MSXML2.DOMDocument.3.0")
                                       } catch (err3) {
                                           try {
                                               xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLDOM")
                                           } catch (err2) {
                                               Wicket.Log.error("Cannot create DOM document: " + err2)
                                           }
                                       }
                                   }
                               }
                           }
                           if (xmlDocument) {
                               xmlDocument.async = "false";
                               if (!xmlDocument.loadXML(text)) {
                                   Wicket.Log.error("Error parsing response: " + text)
                               }
                           }
                       }
                   }
                   return xmlDocument
               }
           },

   http://trudvsem.ru/

   alek0585, 10 Июля 2015

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9. C# / Говнокод #18466

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   if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel == null)
        _availabilityOfThisPersonnel = new List<Availability>();
   if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Any())
       _availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Clear();

   vldalx, 10 Июля 2015

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10. Куча / Говнокод #18464

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    <div class="zz">
          <p2><span class="yy"><img src="pic.png" alt="..." name="..." class="yx" id="..."></span></2p>
          <div class="xx">
            <p2>1.<strong><a href="link1.html" title="..."> <span class="x">...</span></a><span class="x">.</span></strong>...</p2>
            <p>
            <p2>2. <strong class="x"><a href="link2.html" title="...">...</a></strong>...</p2>
            <p>
            <p2>3. <a href="link3.html" title=" ..." class="x"><strong>...</strong></a>, ...</p2>
            <p>
            <p2>4.<a href="link4.html" title="..." class="x"><strong>...</strong></a>. ...</p2>
            <p>
            <p2>5. <strong class="x"><a href="link5.html" title="..."><strong>...</strong></a></strong> ... </p2>
          </div>
    </div>

    html гуру

    username255, 10 Июля 2015

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11. JavaScript / Говнокод #18462

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    $(document).ready(
    		function () {
    		    // Refactoring start
    		    $(document).ready(function () {

    Refactoring my ass

    Onanymous, 10 Июля 2015

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