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  2. JavaScript / Говнокод #6401

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    try {
    document.domain = "wolframalpha.com";
    context = parent ? parent : document;
    } catch(e){}
    try { 
        if (typeof(context.$) == "undefined") {
            context = window;
        } else {
            $=context.$;
        }
    }
    catch(e){ context = window; }

    Если с первого раза не получилось...

    RaZeR, 19 Апреля 2011

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #6396

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    list($year, $month, $day) = split('[/.-]', $r['data']);
//$month = $man[(int)$month];
$date = "$day.$month.$year";

    DATE_FORMAT

    De-Luxis, 19 Апреля 2011

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  4. JavaScript / Говнокод #6345

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    this.resetFunctions = function() {
  		this.onLoading = function() { };
  		this.onLoaded = function() { };
  		this.onInteractive = function() { };
  		this.onCompletion = function() { };
  		this.onError = function() { };
		this.onFail = function() { };
	};

	this.reset = function() {
		this.resetFunctions();
		this.resetData();
	};

	this.createAJAX = function() {
		try {
			this.xmlhttp = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.XMLHTTP");
		} catch (e1) {
			try {
				this.xmlhttp = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");
			} catch (e2) {
				this.xmlhttp = null;
			}
		}

    =)нашел с другом на сайте россдневник http://****/FrontPage.aspx можете сами поскать в JS

    BlackMonolit, 14 Апреля 2011

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  5. JavaScript / Говнокод #6254

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    var index = this.pics.indexOf(e);
if (index != this.pics.indexOf(this.pics[0])) {
   var left = '<span class="'+this.clName+'_wrapper_pager '+this.clName+'_wrapper_pager_Left" onclick="bigpic.pager(e);" title="Предыдушая">&larr; + Ctrl </span>';
}

    4Eki, 06 Апреля 2011

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  6. C++ / Говнокод #6208

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    if (licenseImageAvailable) {
    QPoint p1, p2, p3;
    p1.setX (top->getUIntSeq ("X1",licenseImageAvailable));
    p1.setY (top->getUIntSeq ("Y1",licenseImageAvailable));
    p2.setX (top->getUIntSeq ("X2",licenseImageAvailable));
    p2.setY (top->getUIntSeq ("Y2",licenseImageAvailable));
    p3.setX (top->getUIntSeq ("X3",licenseImageAvailable));
    p3.setY (top->getUIntSeq ("Y3",licenseImageAvailable));

    if (licenseImageAvailable)
      seq = seq && imageElement->getNeedJPEG (targetSize.width (),
                                              targetSize.height (), &targetImg, top, &licenseImage, p1, p2, p3);
    else
      seq = seq && imageElement->getNeedJPEG (targetSize.width (), targetSize.height (), &targetImg, top);
  } else {

    seq = seq && imageElement->getNeedJPEG (targetSize.width (), targetSize.height (), &targetImg, top);
  }

    panter_dsd, 04 Апреля 2011

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #6076

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    class QueryWhereGroup {
  public $groupOp = 'AND';
  public $args = array();
  public $conditions = array();

  function cond($field, $value = NULL, $op = '=') {
    if ($value === NULL) {
      $this->conditions[] = $field;
      if (is_object($field) && isset($field->args)) {
        $this->args = array_merge($this->args, $field->args);
      }
    }
    else {
      if (is_numeric($value)) {
        $this->conditions[] = "$field $op %d";
        $this->args[]  = $value;
      }
      elseif (is_array($value)) {
        $placeholders  = db_placeholders($value, is_numeric(current($value)) ? 'int' : 'text');
        $this->conditions[] = "$field  IN ($placeholders)";
        $this->args = array_merge($this->args, $value);
      }
      else {
        $this->conditions[] = "$field $op '%s'";
        $this->args[]  = $value;
      }
    }

    return $this;
  }

  function compile($wrap = FALSE) {
    $result = join(" $this->groupOp ", $this->conditions);
    if ($wrap && !empty($result)) {
      $result = "(\n$result\n)";
    }

    return $result;
  }

  function __toString() {
    return $this->compile();
  }
}

    см. след говнокод

    vectoroc, 23 Марта 2011

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #6034

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    if (!isset($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']))
 
{
        Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
        Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
        exit();
}
 
else {
        if (!get_magic_quotes_gpc()) {
                $_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER'] = mysql_escape_string($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']);
                $_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW'] = mysql_escape_string($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW']);
        }
 
        $query = "SELECT pass FROM userlist WHERE user='".$_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_USER']."'";
        $lst = @mysql_query($query);
 
        if (!$lst)
        {
            Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
        Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
        exit();
        }
 
        if (mysql_num_rows($lst) == 0)
        {
           Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
           Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
           exit();
        }
 
        $pass =  @mysql_fetch_array($lst);
        if ($_SERVER['PHP_AUTH_PW']!= $pass['pass'])
        {
            Header ("WWW-Authenticate: Basic realm=\"Admin Page\"");
           Header ("HTTP/1.0 401 Unauthorized");
           exit();
        }
 
 
}

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    nepster, 20 Марта 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5984

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    $properties_array = array_keys($this->values);
            array_unshift($properties_array, $properties_array[0]);
            unset($properties_array[0]);
            $properties_values_array = array_values($properties_array);
            $values_array = array_values($this->values);
            $properties = implode('` ,`', $properties_values_array);
            $values = implode(', ', array_fill(0, count($this->values), '?'));
            $result = self::$orm->db->prepare('INSERT INTO `' . $this->table . '`  (`' . $properties . '`) values (' . $values . ')');
            foreach ($values_array as $key => $value) {
                $fieldinfo = $this->fields[$properties_values_array[$key]];
                $result->bindParam($key + 1, $values_array[$key], $this->correctDataType($fieldinfo['native_type'], $fieldinfo['pdo_type']), $fieldinfo['len']);
            }
            $result->execute();

    Чувствую код плохо пахнет, надо разбирать)) Высоко нагруженный проект ;)

    PANACEA, 15 Марта 2011

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #5830

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    <?
function FindTag($Tag,$Page,$Offset=0) // Ищет тег $Tag в странице $Page от символа с номером $Offset
{
	$Tag=strtoupper($Tag);
	$Page=strtoupper($Page);
	$Pos=array(0,0,0,0);
	$Pos[0]=StrPos($Page,'<'.$Tag,$Offset);
	
	if ($Pos[0]<$Offset) {return False;}
	
	if ((Empty($Pos[0])==True)and(SubStr($Page,0,StrLen('<'.$Tag))!='<'.$Tag)) {return False;}
	$Pos[1]=StrPos($Page,'>',$Pos[0]);
	
	if (Empty($Pos[1])==False) {$Pos[1]=$Pos[1]+1;} else {return False;}
	$Pos[2]=StrPos($Page,'</'.$Tag.'>',$Pos[1]);
	$Pos[3]=$Pos[2]+StrLen('</'.$Tag.'>');
	if ((SubStr($Page,$Pos[0]+StrLen('<'.$Tag),1)!=' ')and(SubStr($Page,$Pos[0]+StrLen('<'.$Tag),1)!='>')) {$Pos=FindTag($Tag,$Page,$Pos[1]);}
	if ((Empty($Pos[1])==False)and($Pos[0]<$Pos[1])) {return $Pos;} else {return False;}
}
?>

    Вот такой пример поиска тегов я нашел по поисковику, автор этих строк явно не знаком с регулярными выражениями...

    Android991, 01 Марта 2011

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  11. PHP / Говнокод #5637

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    # Преоброзование расширения в MIME тип
function replace_type_in_mime($type) {
	$type = strtolower($type);
	$res = array("323" => "text/h323", "acx" => "application/internet-property-stream", "ai" => "application/postscript", "aif" => "audio/x-aiff", "aifc" => "audio/x-aiff", "aiff" => "audio/x-aiff", "asf" => "video/x-ms-asf", "asr" => "video/x-ms-asf", "asx" => "video/x-ms-asf", "au" => "audio/basic", "avi" => "video/x-msvideo", "axs" => "application/olescript", "bas" => "text/plain", "bcpio" => "application/x-bcpio", "bin" => "application/octet-stream", "bmp" => "image/bmp", "c" => "text/plain", "cat" => "application/vnd.ms-pkiseccat", "cdf" => "application/x-cdf", "cer" => "application/x-x509-ca-cert", "class" => "application/octet-stream", "clp" => "application/x-msclip", "cmx" => "image/x-cmx", "cod" => "image/cis-cod", "cpio" => "application/x-cpio", "crd" => "application/x-mscardfile", "crl" => "application/pkix-crl", "crt" => "application/x-x509-ca-cert", "csh" => "application/x-csh", "css" => "text/css", "dcr" => "application/x-director", "der" => "application/x-x509-ca-cert", "dir" => "application/x-director", "dll" => "application/x-msdownload", "dms" => "application/octet-stream", "doc" => "application/msword", "dot" => "application/msword", "dvi" => "application/x-dvi", "dxr" => "application/x-director", "eps" => "application/postscript", "etx" => "text/x-setext", "evy" => "application/envoy", "exe" => "application/octet-stream", "fif" => "application/fractals", "flr" => "x-world/x-vrml", "gif" => "image/gif", "gtar" => "application/x-gtar", "gz" => "application/x-gzip", "h" => "text/plain", "hdf" => "application/x-hdf", "hlp" => "application/winhlp", "hqx" => "application/mac-binhex40", "hta" => "application/hta", "htc" => "text/x-component", "htm" => "text/html", "html" => "text/html", "htt" => "text/webviewhtml", "ico" => "image/x-icon", "ief" => "image/ief", "iii" => "application/x-iphone", "ins" => "application/x-internet-signup", "isp" => "application/x-internet-signup", "jfif" => "image/pipeg", "jpe" => "image/jpeg", "jpeg" => "image/jpeg", "jpg" => "image/jpeg", "js" => "application/x-javascript", "latex" => "application/x-latex", "lha" => "application/octet-stream", "lsf" => "video/x-la-asf", "lsx" => "video/x-la-asf", "lzh" => "application/octet-stream", "m13" => "application/x-msmediaview", "m14" => "application/x-msmediaview", "m3u" => "audio/x-mpegurl", "man" => "application/x-troff-man", "mdb" => "application/x-msaccess", "me" => "application/x-troff-me", "mht" => "message/rfc822", "mhtml" => "message/rfc822", "mid" => "audio/mid", "mny" => "application/x-msmoney", "mov" => "video/quicktime", "movie" => "video/x-sgi-movie", "mp2" => "video/mpeg", "mp3" => "audio/mpeg", "mpa" => "video/mpeg", "mpe" => "video/mpeg", "mpeg" => "video/mpeg", "mpg" => "video/mpeg", "mpp" => "application/vnd.ms-project", "mpv2" => "video/mpeg", "ms" => "application/x-troff-ms", "mvb" => "application/x-msmediaview", "nws" => "message/rfc822", "oda" => "application/oda", "p10" => "application/pkcs10", "p12" => "application/x-pkcs12", "p7b" => "application/x-pkcs7-certificates", "p7c" => "application/x-pkcs7-mime", "p7m" => "application/x-pkcs7-mime", "p7r" => "application/x-pkcs7-certreqresp", "p7s" => "application/x-pkcs7-signature", "pbm" => "image/x-portable-bitmap", "pdf" => "application/pdf", "pfx" => "application/x-pkcs12", "pgm" => "image/x-portable-graymap", "pko" => "application/ynd.ms-pkipko", "pma" => "application/x-perfmon", "pmc" => "application/x-perfmon", "pml" => "application/x-perfmon", "pmr" => "application/x-perfmon", "pmw" => "application/x-perfmon", "pnm" => "image/x-portable-anymap");
	if($ret == null) {
		$ret = "application/x-unknown-content-type";
	} else {
		$ret = $res[$type];
	}
	return $ret;
}

    Не знаю смешно ли это или нет, но разобраться в одной километровой строке будет ооочень интересно))))
    Я вас огорчу, пришлось урезать на несколько тысяч символов эту дистанцию))

    nethak, 11 Февраля 2011

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