1. Лучший говнокод

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  2. Java / Говнокод #3280

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    private String nextUTF8Character() throws IOException, CharacterCodingException
  {
    int iCodePoint = 0;
    int byte1, byte2, byte3, byte4;
    byte1 = is.read();
    if (byte1 == -1)
      return null;
    // проверяем является ли первый бит нулевым
    if ((byte1 & 0x80) == 0)
    {
      // один байт
      iCodePoint = byte1 & 0x7F;
      return new String(Character.toChars(iCodePoint));
    }
    byte2 = is.read();
    if (byte2 == -1)
      return null;
    if ((byte1 & 0xE0) == 0xC0 && (byte2 & 0xC0) == 0x80)
    {
      // два байта
      iCodePoint = ((byte1 & 0x1F) << 6) | (byte2 & 0x3F);
      if (iCodePoint > 0x7F)
        return new String(Character.toChars(iCodePoint));
      else
        throw new CharacterCodingException();
    }
    byte3 = is.read();
    if (byte3 == -1)
      return null;
    if ((byte1 & 0xF0) == 0xE0 && (byte2 & 0xC0) == 0x80 && (byte3 & 0xC0) == 0x80)
    {
      // три байта
      iCodePoint = ((byte1 & 0x0F) << 12) | ((byte2 & 0x3F) << 6) | (byte3 & 0x3F);
      if (iCodePoint > 0x7FF)
        return new String(Character.toChars(iCodePoint));
      else
        throw new CharacterCodingException();
    }
    byte4 = is.read();
    if (byte4 == -1)
      return null;
    if ((byte1 & 0xF8) == 0xF0 && (byte2 & 0xC0) == 0x80 &&
            (byte3 & 0xC0) == 0x80 && (byte4 & 0xC0) == 0x80)
    {
      // четыре байта
      iCodePoint = ((byte1 & 0x07) << 18) | ((byte2 & 0x3F) << 12) |
              ((byte3 & 0x3F) << 6) | (byte4 & 0x3F);
      if (iCodePoint > 0x0FFFF)
        return new String(Character.toChars(iCodePoint));
      else
        throw new CharacterCodingException();
    }
    throw new CharacterCodingException();
  }

    Мегаоптимизированный код для получения букафф в кодироффке UTFфф-8
    По данным профилировщика именно этот фрагмент самый тормозной в моей сетевой проге

    Max ID, 20 Мая 2010

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  3. Куча / Говнокод #2427

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    Очередное обновление на сайте Говнокод.ру!

Что нового:
1) отсылка комментариев по Ctrl+Enter
2) Новый раздел "Сток", в котором будут собраны последнии комментарии
3) Мы наконец-то починили отсылку почты с сайта!
4) Из мелочей следует отметить сервис восстановления забытых паролей и автоматическое скрытые заминусованных комментариев
5) Говнокод.ру еще быстрее и еще стабильнее!

    По всем вопросам, предложениям и баг-репортам обращаться по контактам, указанным на странице "Обратная связь" (ссылка внизу страницы)

    striker, 17 Января 2010

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  4. Java / Говнокод #2036

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    String _desc = postParams.get( "description" );

if (_desc == null)
    _desc = "Merchant payment";

_desc = _desc.replace("%20", " ");
_desc = _desc.replace("%21", "!");
_desc = _desc.replace("%22", "\"");
_desc = _desc.replace("%23", "#");
_desc = _desc.replace("%24", "$");
_desc = _desc.replace("%25", "%");
_desc = _desc.replace("%26", "&");
_desc = _desc.replace("%27", "'");
_desc = _desc.replace("%28", "(");
_desc = _desc.replace("%29", ")");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2A", "*");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2B", "+");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2C", ",");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2D", "-");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2E", ".");
_desc = _desc.replace("%2F", "/");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3A", ":");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3B", ";");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3C", "<");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3D", "=");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3E", ">");
_desc = _desc.replace("%3F", "?");
_desc = _desc.replace("%40", "@");
_desc = _desc.replace("%5B", "[");
_desc = _desc.replace("%5C", "\\");
_desc = _desc.replace("%5D", "]");
_desc = _desc.replace("%5E", "^");
_desc = _desc.replace("%5F", "_");
_desc = _desc.replace("%60", "`");
_desc = _desc.replace("%7B", "{");
_desc = _desc.replace("%7C", "|");
_desc = _desc.replace("%7D", "}");
_desc = _desc.replace("%7E", "~");

    Разработчики java.net.URLDecoder были идиотами. Напишем КРУЧЕ!

    spbAngel, 24 Октября 2009

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  5. Java / Говнокод #652

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    for (int i = 0; i < 1; i++) {
    data.add(lineData);
}

    guest, 03 Марта 2009

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #1216

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    For Each LVRefWarnItem In Me.ListViewRefWarn.ListItems 
  For Each LVDiagItem In Me.ListViewDiag.ListItems 
    For Each LVReqdClassItem In Me.ListViewReqdClass.ListItems 
      For Each LVReqdPayItem In Me.ListViewReqdPay.ListItems 
        For Each LVReqdSpecItem In Me.ListViewReqdSpec.ListItems 
          For Each LVReqingSpecItem In Me.ListViewReqingSpec.ListItems 
            For Each LVSvcItem In Me.ListViewSvc.ListItems 
              For Each LVReqdContItem In Me.ListViewReqdCont.ListItems 
                For Each LVReqingContItem In Me.ListViewReqingCont.ListItems 
                  For Each LVReqingClassItem In ListViewReqingClass.ListItems 
                    For Each LVReqingPayItem In ListViewReqingPay.ListItems 
                      For Each LVHPCodesItem In ListViewHPCodes.ListItems 
                        For Each LVHPOptionCodesItem In ListViewHPOptionCodes.ListItems 
                          For Each LVPOSItem In ListViewPOS.ListItems 
                            For Each LVReqdProvIDItem In ListViewReqdProvID.ListItems 
                              For Each LVReqingProvIDItem In ListViewReqingProvID.ListItems 
                                For Each LVAuthTypeItem In ListViewAuthType.ListItems 
                                  For Each LVMembCondItem In ListViewMemberCondition.ListItems 
                                      TempDe1.InsertRule _ 
                                         AdvancedRule, "Advanced", Me.TextGroup, Me.CheckAutoApprove.Value, _ 
                                         CDate(Me.DTPickerFromDt), CDate(Me.DTPickerToDt), ExpDate, _ 
                                         LVSvcItem.Text, LVSvcItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, LVDiagItem.Text, _ 
                                         LVDiagItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, IIf(LVSvcItem.ListSubItems.Count = 1, _ 
                                         "0", LVSvcItem.ListSubItems(LVSvcItem.ListSubItems.Count).Text), _ 
                                         LVReqdSpecItem.Text, LVReqdSpecItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqdClassItem.Text, LVReqdClassItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqdContItem.Text, LVReqdContItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqdPayItem.Text, LVReqdPayItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqingSpecItem.Text, LVReqingSpecItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, 
                                         LVReqingClassItem.Text, LVReqingClassItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqingContItem.Text, LVReqingContItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqingPayItem.Text, LVReqingPayItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVHPCodesItem.Text, LVHPCodesItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVPOSItem.Text, LVPOSItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqdProvIDItem.Text, LVReqdProvIDItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVReqingProvIDItem.Text, LVReqingProvIDItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         TextDesc.Text, TextAgeFrom.Text, TextAgeTo.Text, _ 
                                         LVAuthTypeItem.Text, LVAuthTypeItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         LVMembCondItem.Text, LVMembCondItem.ListSubItems(1).Text, _ 
                                         Me.cboRuleType.SelectedItem.Key, Me.txtRulePriority.Text, _ 
                                         Int(LVRefWarnItem.Text), Int(LVRefWarnItem.ListSubItems(1).Text), _ 
                                         LVHPOptionCodesItem.Text, LVHPOptionCodesItem.ListSubItems(1).Text 
                                  Next 
                                Next LVAuthTypeItem 
                              Next LVReqingProvIDItem 
                            Next LVReqdProvIDItem 
                          Next LVPOSItem 
                        Next LVHPOptionCodesItem 
                      Next LVHPCodesItem 
                    Next LVReqingPayItem 
                  Next LVReqingClassItem 
                Next LVReqingContItem 
              Next LVReqdContItem 
            Next LVSvcItem 
          Next LVReqingSpecItem 
        Next LVReqdSpecItem 
      Next LVReqdPayItem 
    Next LVReqdClassItem 
  Next LVDiagItem 
Next LVRefWarnItem

    ... ооп во всех позах :)

    guest, 17 Июня 2009

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  7. Java / Говнокод #1971

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    if("USD".equals(currency)) {
model.put(CURRENCY, String.valueOf(RBSConstants.CURRENCY_USD));
} else if("EUR".equals(currency)) {
model.put(CURRENCY, String.valueOf(RBSConstants.CURRENCY_EUR));
} else if("RUB".equals(currency)) {
model.put(CURRENCY, String.valueOf(RBSConstants.CURRENCY_RUB));
} else if("UAH".equals(currency)) {
model.put(CURRENCY, String.valueOf(RBSConstants.CURRENCY_UAH));
} else if("NOK".equals(currency)) {
model.put(CURRENCY, String.valueOf(RBSConstants.CURRENCY_NOK));
}

    5 валют это тебе не 55 и не стопицот, так что херячим ифами

    shomeser, 13 Октября 2009

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #431

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    if ($_GET[g] == 1) {$dir="g/irk/files/"; $dir_count="g/irk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Иркутск'; $city_for_files2='Иркутска'; $cityphonecode='3952'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 2) {$dir="g/novosib/files/"; $dir_count="g/novosib/banners/"; $city_for_files='Новосибирск'; $city_for_files2='Новосибирска'; $cityphonecode='383'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 3) {$dir="g/moscow/files/"; $dir_count="g/moscow/banners/"; $city_for_files='Москва'; $city_for_files2='Москвы'; $cityphonecode='495'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 4) {$dir="g/minsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/minsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Минск'; $city_for_files2='Минска'; $cityphonecode='17'; $countryphonecode='Белорусии - 735';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 5) {$dir="g/speterburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/speterburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Санкт-Петербург'; $city_for_files2='Санкт-Петербурга'; $cityphonecode='812'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 6) {$dir="g/kiev/files/"; $dir_count="g/kiev/banners/"; $city_for_files='Киев'; $city_for_files2='Киева'; $cityphonecode='44'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 7) {$dir="g/kemerovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/kemerovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кемерово'; $city_for_files2='Кемерово'; $cityphonecode='3842'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 8) {$dir="g/angarsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/angarsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ангарск'; $city_for_files2='Ангарска'; $cityphonecode='3951'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 9) {$dir="g/ijevsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ijevsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ижевск'; $city_for_files2='Ижевска'; $cityphonecode='3412'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 10) {$dir="g/chudovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/chudovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Чудово'; $city_for_files2='Чудово';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 11) {$dir="g/cheremhovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/cheremhovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Черемхово'; $city_for_files2='Черемхово'; $cityphonecode='39546'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 12) {$dir="g/nnovgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/nnovgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нижний Новгород'; $city_for_files2='Нижнего Новгорода'; $cityphonecode='8312'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 13) {$dir="g/kaliningrad/files/"; $dir_count="g/kaliningrad/banners/"; $city_for_files='Калининград'; $city_for_files2='Калининграда'; $cityphonecode='4012'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 14) {$dir="g/bratsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/bratsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Братск'; $city_for_files2='Братска'; $cityphonecode='3953'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 15) {$dir="g/dzerjinsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/dzerjinsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Дзержинск'; $city_for_files2='Дзержинска'; $cityphonecode='8313'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 16) {$dir="g/serov/files/"; $dir_count="g/serov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Серов'; $city_for_files2='Серова'; $cityphonecode='34315'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 17) {$dir="g/ustilimsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ustilimsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Усть-Илимск'; $city_for_files2='Усть-Илимска'; $cityphonecode='39535'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 18) {$dir="g/vladivostok/files/"; $dir_count="g/vladivostok/banners/"; $city_for_files='Владивосток'; $city_for_files2='Владивостока'; $cityphonecode='4232'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 19) {$dir="g/chita/files/"; $dir_count="g/chita/banners/"; $city_for_files='Чита'; $city_for_files2='Читы'; $cityphonecode='3022'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 20) {$dir="g/krasnoiarsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/krasnoiarsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Красноярск'; $city_for_files2='Красноярска'; $cityphonecode='3912'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 21) {$dir="g/barnaul/files/"; $dir_count="g/barnaul/banners/"; $city_for_files='Барнаул'; $city_for_files2='Барнаула'; $cityphonecode='3852'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 22) {$dir="g/arhangelsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/arhangelsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Архангельск'; $city_for_files2='Архангельска'; $cityphonecode='8182'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 23) {$dir="g/tomsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/tomsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Томск'; $city_for_files2='Томска'; $cityphonecode='3822'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 24) {$dir="g/astrahan/files/"; $dir_count="g/astrahan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Астрахань'; $city_for_files2='Астрахани'; $cityphonecode='8512'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 25) {$dir="g/nahodka/files/"; $dir_count="g/nahodka/banners/"; $city_for_files='Находка'; $city_for_files2='Находки'; $cityphonecode='42366'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 26) {$dir="g/cherepovec/files/"; $dir_count="g/cherepovec/banners/"; $city_for_files='Череповец'; $city_for_files2='Череповца'; $cityphonecode='8202'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 27) {$dir="g/belgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/belgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Белгород'; $city_for_files2='Белгорода'; $cityphonecode='4722'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 28) {$dir="g/briansk/files/"; $dir_count="g/briansk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Брянск'; $city_for_files2='Брянска'; $cityphonecode='4832'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 29) {$dir="g/vladimir/files/"; $dir_count="g/vladimir/banners/"; $city_for_files='Владимир'; $city_for_files2='Владимира'; $cityphonecode='4922'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 30) {$dir="g/volgograd/files/"; $dir_count="g/volgograd/banners/"; $city_for_files='Волгоград'; $city_for_files2='Волгограда'; $cityphonecode='8442'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 31) {$dir="g/vologda/files/"; $dir_count="g/vologda/banners/"; $city_for_files='Вологда'; $city_for_files2='Вологды'; $cityphonecode='8172'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 32) {$dir="g/voronej/files/"; $dir_count="g/voronej/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воронеж'; $city_for_files2='Воронежа'; $cityphonecode='4732'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 33) {$dir="g/ivanovo/files/"; $dir_count="g/ivanovo/banners/"; $city_for_files='Иваново'; $city_for_files2='Иваново'; $cityphonecode='4932'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 34) {$dir="g/kaluga/files/"; $dir_count="g/kaluga/banners/"; $city_for_files='Калуга'; $city_for_files2='Калуги'; $cityphonecode='48422'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 35) {$dir="g/kirov/files/"; $dir_count="g/kirov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Киров'; $city_for_files2='Кирова'; $cityphonecode='8332'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 36) {$dir="g/kostroma/files/"; $dir_count="g/kostroma/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кострома'; $city_for_files2='Костромы'; $cityphonecode='4942'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 37) {$dir="g/rostov/files/"; $dir_count="g/rostov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ростов-на-Дону'; $city_for_files2='Ростова-на-Дону'; $cityphonecode='8632'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 38) {$dir="g/klaipeda/files/"; $dir_count="g/klaipida/banners/"; $city_for_files='Клайпеда'; $city_for_files2='Клайпеды'; $cityphonecode='46'; $countryphonecode='Литвы - 370';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 39) {$dir="g/varshava/files/"; $dir_count="g/varshava/banners/"; $city_for_files='Варшава (Warszawa)'; $city_for_files2='Варшавы'; $cityphonecode='22'; $countryphonecode='Польши - 48';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 40) {$dir="g/usoliesib/files/"; $dir_count="g/usoliesib/banners/"; $city_for_files='Усолье-Сибирское'; $city_for_files2='Усолья-Сибирского'; $cityphonecode='39543'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 41) {$dir="g/GERMANY/hannover/files/"; $dir_count="g/GERMANY/hannover/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ганновер'; $city_for_files2='Ганновера'; $cityphonecode=''; $countryphonecode='Германии -';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 42) {$dir="g/habarovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/habarovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Хабаровск'; $city_for_files2='Хабаровска'; $cityphonecode='4212'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 43) {$dir="g/lipeck/files/"; $dir_count="g/lipeck/banners/"; $city_for_files='Липецк'; $city_for_files2='Липецка'; $cityphonecode='4742'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 44) {$dir="g/yaroslavl/files/"; $dir_count="g/yaroslavl/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ярославль'; $city_for_files2='Ярославля'; $cityphonecode='4852'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 45) {$dir="g/riazan/files/"; $dir_count="g/riazan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Рязань'; $city_for_files2='Рязани'; $cityphonecode='4912'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 46) {$dir="g/ufa/files/"; $dir_count="g/ufa/banners/"; $city_for_files='Уфа'; $city_for_files2='Уфы'; $cityphonecode='347'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 47) {$dir="g/ekaterinburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/ekaterinburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Екатеринбург'; $city_for_files2='Екатеринбурга'; $cityphonecode='343'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 48) {$dir="g/POLAND/poznan/files/"; $dir_count="g/POLAND/poznan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Познань'; $city_for_files2='Познани'; $cityphonecode='61'; $countryphonecode='Польши - 48';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 49) {$dir="g/pereslavlzalesskii/files/"; $dir_count="g/pereslavlzalesskii/banners/"; $city_for_files='Переславль-Залесский'; $city_for_files2='Переславля-Залесского'; $cityphonecode='48535'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 50) {$dir="g/ulanude/files/"; $dir_count="g/ulanude/banners/"; $city_for_files='Улан-Удэ'; $city_for_files2='Улан-Удэ'; $cityphonecode='30122'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 51) {$dir="g/stavropol/files/"; $dir_count="g/stavropol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ставрополь'; $city_for_files2='Ставрополя'; $cityphonecode='8652'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 52) {$dir="g/velikieluki/files/"; $dir_count="g/velikieluki/banners/"; $city_for_files='Великие Луки'; $city_for_files2='города Великие Луки'; $cityphonecode='81153'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 54) {$dir="g/harkov/files/"; $dir_count="g/harkov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Харьков'; $city_for_files2='Харькова'; $cityphonecode='057'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 55) {$dir="g/tula/files/"; $dir_count="g/tula/banners/"; $city_for_files='Тула'; $city_for_files2='Тулы'; $cityphonecode='4872'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 56) {$dir="g/orel/files/"; $dir_count="g/orel/banners/"; $city_for_files='Орел'; $city_for_files2='Орла'; $cityphonecode='4862'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 57) {$dir="g/gomel/files/"; $dir_count="g/gomel/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гомель'; $city_for_files2='Гомеля'; $cityphonecode='232'; $countryphonecode='Белоруссии - 375';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 58) {$dir="g/vorkuta/files/"; $dir_count="g/vorkuta/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воркута'; $city_for_files2='Воркуты'; $cityphonecode='82151'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 59) {$dir="g/dnepropetrovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/dnepropetrovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Днепропетровск'; $city_for_files2='Днепропетровск'; $cityphonecode='056'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 60) {$dir="g/dusseldorf/files/"; $dir_count="g/dusseldorf/banners/"; $city_for_files='Дюссельдорф'; $city_for_files2='Дюссельдорфа'; $cityphonecode='211'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 61) {$dir="g/bonn/files/"; $dir_count="g/bonn/banners/"; $city_for_files='Бонн'; $city_for_files2='Бонна'; $cityphonecode='228'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 62) {$dir="g/gamburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/gamburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гамбург'; $city_for_files2='Гамбурга'; $cityphonecode='40'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 63) {$dir="g/zaporozhie/files/"; $dir_count="g/zaporozhie/banners/"; $city_for_files='Запорожье'; $city_for_files2='Запорожья'; $cityphonecode='61'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 64) {$dir="g/voskresensk/files/"; $dir_count="g/voskresensk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Воскресенск'; $city_for_files2='Воскресенска'; $cityphonecode='496'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 65) {$dir="g/nijnitagil/files/"; $dir_count="g/nijnitagil/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нижний Тагил'; $city_for_files2='Нижнего Тагила'; $cityphonecode='3435'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 66) {$dir="g/samara/files/"; $dir_count="g/samara/banners/"; $city_for_files='Самара'; $city_for_files2='Самары'; $cityphonecode='846'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 67) {$dir="g/taganrog/files/"; $dir_count="g/taganrog/banners/"; $city_for_files='Таганрог'; $city_for_files2='Таганрога'; $cityphonecode='8634'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 68) {$dir="g/nurnberg/files/"; $dir_count="g/nurnberg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Нюрнберг'; $city_for_files2='Нюрнберга'; $cityphonecode='911'; $countryphonecode='Германии - 49';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 69) {$dir="g/mariuopol/files/"; $dir_count="g/mariuopol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Мариуополь'; $city_for_files2='Мариуополя'; $cityphonecode='629'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 70) {$dir="g/uzhnouralsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/uzhnouralsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Южноуральск'; $city_for_files2='Южноуральска'; $cityphonecode='35134'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 73) {$dir="g/almati/files/"; $dir_count="g/almati/banners/"; $city_for_files='Алматы'; $city_for_files2='Алматы'; $cityphonecode='3272'; $countryphonecode='Казахстана - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 74) {$dir="g/saratov/files/"; $dir_count="g/saratov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Саратов'; $city_for_files2='Саратова'; $cityphonecode='8452'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 75) {$dir="g/kirovgrad/files/"; $dir_count="g/kirovgrad/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кировград'; $city_for_files2='Кировграда'; $cityphonecode='34357'; $countryphonecode='Украины - 380';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 76) {$dir="g/orenburg/files/"; $dir_count="g/orenburg/banners/"; $city_for_files='Оренбург'; $city_for_files2='Оренбурга'; $cityphonecode='3532'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 77) {$dir="g/ulianovsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ulianovsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ульяновск'; $city_for_files2='Ульяновска'; $cityphonecode='8422'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 78) {$dir="g/stupino/files/"; $dir_count="g/stupino/banners/"; $city_for_files='Ступино'; $city_for_files2='Ступино'; $cityphonecode='264'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 79) {$dir="g/abakan/files/"; $dir_count="g/abakan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Абакан'; $city_for_files2='Абакана'; $cityphonecode='39022'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 80) {$dir="g/ozersk/files/"; $dir_count="g/ozersk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Озерск'; $city_for_files2='Озерска'; $cityphonecode='35130'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 71) {$dir="g/tbilisi/files/"; $dir_count="g/tbilisi/banners/"; $city_for_files='Тбилиси'; $city_for_files2='Тбилиси'; $cityphonecode='32'; $countryphonecode='Грузии - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 72) {$dir="g/vilnus/files/"; $dir_count="g/vilnus/banners/"; $city_for_files='Вильнюс'; $city_for_files2='Вильнюса'; $cityphonecode='5'; $countryphonecode='Литвы - 370';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 81) {$dir="g/kungur/files/"; $dir_count="g/kungur/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кунгур'; $city_for_files2='Кунгура'; $cityphonecode='34271'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 82) {$dir="g/sochi/files/"; $dir_count="g/sochi/banners/"; $city_for_files='Сочи'; $city_for_files2='Сочи'; $cityphonecode='8622'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 83) {$dir="g/magadan/files/"; $dir_count="g/magadan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Магадан'; $city_for_files2='Магадана'; $cityphonecode='4132'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 84) {$dir="g/gai/files/"; $dir_count="g/gai/banners/"; $city_for_files='Гай'; $city_for_files2='Гай'; $cityphonecode='35362'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 85) {$dir="g/kasimov/files/"; $dir_count="g/kasimov/banners/"; $city_for_files='Касимов'; $city_for_files2='Касимова'; $cityphonecode='49131'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 86) {$dir="g/berdsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/berdsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Бердск'; $city_for_files2='Бердска'; $cityphonecode='38341'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 87) {$dir="g/armavir/files/"; $dir_count="g/armavir/banners/"; $city_for_files='Армавир'; $city_for_files2='Армавира'; $cityphonecode='86137'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 88) {$dir="g/staroskol/files/"; $dir_count="g/staroskol/banners/"; $city_for_files='Старый Оскол'; $city_for_files2='Старый Оскол'; $cityphonecode='4725'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 89) {$dir="g/salavat/files/"; $dir_count="g/salavat/banners/"; $city_for_files='Салават'; $city_for_files2='Салавата'; $cityphonecode='34763'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 90) {$dir="g/mendeleevsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/mendeleevsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Менделеевск'; $city_for_files2='Менделеевска'; $cityphonecode='85549'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 91) {$dir="g/omsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/omsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Омск'; $city_for_files2='Омска'; $cityphonecode='3812'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 92) {$dir="g/velikii novgorod/files/"; $dir_count="g/velikii novgorod/banners/"; $city_for_files='Великий Новгород'; $city_for_files2='Великого Новгорода'; $cityphonecode='8162'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 93) {$dir="g/astana/files/"; $dir_count="g/astana/banners/"; $city_for_files='Астана'; $city_for_files2='Астаны'; $cityphonecode='3172'; $countryphonecode='Казахстана - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 94) {$dir="g/yakutsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/yakutsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Якутск'; $city_for_files2='Якутска'; $cityphonecode='4112'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 95) {$dir="g/kazan/files/"; $dir_count="g/kazan/banners/"; $city_for_files='Казань'; $city_for_files2='Казани'; $cityphonecode='843'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 96) {$dir="g/iokshar/files/"; $dir_count="g/iokshar/banners/"; $city_for_files='Йошкар-Ола'; $city_for_files2='Йошкар-Ола'; $cityphonecode='8362'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 97) {$dir="g/bogota/files/"; $dir_count="g/bogota/banners/"; $city_for_files='Богота'; $city_for_files2='Богота'; $cityphonecode='1'; $countryphonecode='Колумбии - 57';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 98) {$dir="g/zlatoust/files/"; $dir_count="g/zlatoust/banners/"; $city_for_files='Златоуст'; $city_for_files2='Златоуста'; $cityphonecode='1'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 99) {$dir="g/kishtim/files/"; $dir_count="g/kishtim/banners/"; $city_for_files='Кыштым'; $city_for_files2='Кыштыма'; $cityphonecode='35151'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 100) {$dir="g/perm/files/"; $dir_count="g/perm/banners/"; $city_for_files='Пермь'; $city_for_files2='Перми'; $cityphonecode='342'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}
elseif ($_GET[g] == 101) {$dir="g/chelyabinsk/files/"; $dir_count="g/chelyabinsk/banners/"; $city_for_files='Челябинск'; $city_for_files2='Челябинска'; $cityphonecode='342'; $countryphonecode='России - 7';}

    это надо прочувствовать, поэтому вставляю полностью

    guest, 21 Января 2009

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  9. Java / Говнокод #2774

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    if (at == null) {
	try {
	throw new NullPointerException();
	}catch (Exception e) {
	e.printStackTrace();
	throw new NullPointerException();
	}
}

    проверка корректности полученного аргумента в функции.
    хорошо придумано, что бы не вызывать
    throw new IllegalArgumentException();

    maxt, 13 Марта 2010

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  10. Java / Говнокод #2170

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    if ((su != null) & (!su.getId().equals(id))) {
                flag = false;
 } else if ((su != null) & (su.getId().equals(id))) {
                flag = true;//true- not exist
 } else {
                flag = true;
 }

    не пишите код по ночам... а то такое выходит..))

    maki, 24 Ноября 2009

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  11. Java / Говнокод #18519

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    //говнокод из ЮАР)
    public static boolean isValid(Object object){
        if(object == null){
            return false;
        }
        try{
            List l = (List)object;
            return !l.isEmpty();
        }
        catch (ClassCastException ex){
            String string = object.toString();
            return !(("").equals(string.trim()));
        }
    }

    krokozyabr, 24 Июля 2015

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