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Pascal / Говнокод #13231

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Stertor, 25 Июня 2013

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Куча / Говнокод #12049

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data IdPState a r = IdPEnd r | IdPNeedInput | IdPHaveInput a
{-# INLINE_STREAM idP #-}
idP :: (Monad m) => Stream l a a r m r
idP = Stream next IdPNeedInput where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (IdPEnd r) = Done r
	next IdPNeedInput = NeedInput IdPHaveInput IdPEnd
	next (IdPHaveInput a) = HaveOutput IdPNeedInput (return ()) a

{-# INLINE_STREAM pipe #-}
pipe :: Monad m => Stream l a b r0 m r1 -> Stream Void b c r1 m r2 -> Stream l a c r0 m r2
pipe (Stream nextL sL) (Stream nextR sR) = Stream next (Right (return (), sL, Right sR)) where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (Left r) = Done r
	next (Right (final, sL, Right sR)) = case nextR sR of
		Skip sR' -> Skip (Right (final, sL, Right sR'))
		HaveOutput sR' c o -> HaveOutput (Right (final, sL, Right sR')) (c >> final) o
		NeedInput p c -> Skip (Right (final, sL, Left (p, c)))
		Done r -> PipeM (final >> return (Left r))
		PipeM ms -> PipeM (liftM (Right . (final, sL,) . Right) ms)
		Leftover _ i -> absurd i
	next (Right (final, sL, Left (p, c))) = case nextL sL of
		Skip sL' -> Skip (Right (final, sL', Left (p, c)))
		HaveOutput sL' final' o -> Skip (Right (final', sL', Right (p o)))
		NeedInput pL cL -> NeedInput (Right . (final,, Left (p, c)) . pL) (Right . (final,, Left (p, c)) . cL)
		Done r -> Skip (Right (return (), sL, Right (c r)))
		PipeM ms -> PipeM (liftM (Right . (final,, Left (p, c))) ms)
		Leftover sL' i -> Leftover (Right (final, sL', Left (p, c))) i

{-# INLINE_STREAM purePipe #-}
purePipe :: (forall m . Monad m => Stream l a b r0 m r1) -> (forall m . Monad m => Stream Void b c r1 m r2) -> (forall m . Monad m => Stream l a c r0 m r2)
purePipe (Stream nextL sL) (Stream nextR sR) = Stream next (sL, Right sR) where
	{-# INLINE_INNER next #-}
	next (sL, Right sR) = case nextR sR of
		Skip sR' -> Skip (sL, Right sR')
		HaveOutput sR' _ o -> HaveOutput (sL, Right sR') (return ()) o
		NeedInput p c -> Skip (sL, Left (p, c))
		Done r -> Done r
		PipeM ms -> Skip (sL, Right (runIdentity ms))
		Leftover _ i -> absurd i
	next (sL, Left (p, c)) = case nextL sL of
		Skip sL' -> Skip (sL', Left (p, c))
		HaveOutput sL' _ o -> Skip (sL', Right (p o))
		NeedInput pL cL -> NeedInput ((, Left (p, c)) . pL) ((, Left (p, c)) . cL)
		Done r -> Skip (sL, Right (c r))
		PipeM ms -> Skip (runIdentity ms, Left (p, c))
		Leftover sL' i -> Leftover (sL', Left (p, c)) i

qbasic, 03 Ноября 2012

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PHP / Говнокод #11876

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class xxxxxxxxxx
{
	
	private $string_services;
	
	public  function init() {
		$this->string_services  = '<script type="text/javascript" src="//yandex.st/share/share.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
		<div class="yashare-auto-init" data-yashareL10n="ru" data-yashareType="none" data-yashareQuickServices="yaru,vkontakte,facebook,twitter,odnoklassniki,moimir,lj,friendfeed,moikrug,gplus"></div> ';
	}
	
	public function run() {
		if(empty($this->string_services))
		{
			$this->init();
		}
		echo $this->string_services;
	}
}

В нашел в проекте над которым работаю.

Vasiliy, 05 Октября 2012

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Си / Говнокод #11825

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gid_t sgid=0;
  cpd=getpwuid(ut);
  if(argc<1){
      fprintf(stderr,"%s: uid not specified:%s\n",argv[0]);
      exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
  }
  suid= atolevl(argv[1]);
  printf("uid %d\n",suid);
  if(cpd==NULL){
   fprintf(stderr,"%s: cant get current user:%s\n",argv[0]);
   exit(-1);
  }
  printf("%s: %s\n",cpd->pw_name,cpd->pw_passwd);
  strcpy(user_name,cpd->pw_name);
  fp=fopen(fpass,"r");
  if(fp==NULL){
    fprintf(stderr,"can't open file %s:%s",fpass,argv[0]);
  }
  cpd = fgetpwent(fp);
  if(cpd==NULL){
    fprintf(stderr,"no find user",fpass,argv[0]);
  }
  while((cpd=fgetpwent(fp))!=NULL){
    if(strcmp(cpd->pw_name,user_name)==0){
      if(strmycpy(salt,cpd->pw_passwd,3,19)==NULL){
	fprintf(stderr,"can't choose salt:%s\n",argv[0]);
	exit(-1);
      };
      strcpy(pass,cpd->pw_passwd);
      if(strmycpy(mt,cpd->pw_passwd,0,2)==NULL){
	fprintf(stderr,"can't choose salt:%s\n",argv[0]);
	exit(-1);
      };
	printf("%s: %s: salt: %s\n",\
	cpd->pw_name,cpd->pw_passwd,salt);
	sz=strlen(cpd->pw_passwd);
	printf("sz: %d\n",sz);
    }
  }
  fclose(fp);
  int fl=0;
      size_t i=0;
     for(i=0;i<=10 && fl<2;i++){
       if(pass[i]=='$'){fl++;printf("fl %d\n",fl);}
     }
     static char mtt[5];
     if(fl==2){
      
      strmycpy(mtt,pass,1,i-1); 
     }
     printf("%s\n ",mtt);
     write(1,"Scheme: ",8);
      if(strcmp(mtt,"")==0)write(1,"des_crypt\n",10);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"1")==0)write(1,"md5_crypt\n",10);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"2")==0 || strcmp(mt,"2a")==0 || strcmp(mt,"2x")==0 || strcmp(mt,"2y")==0)write(1,"bcrypt\n",7);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"6")==0)write(1,"sha512_crypt\n",13);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"3")==0)write(1,"bsd_nhash\n",10);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"5")==0)write(1,"sha256_crypt\n",13);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"md5")==0 )write(1,"sun_md5_crypt\n",14);
  if(strcmp(mtt,"sha1")==0 )write(1,"sha1_crypt\n",11);
  
  char *prompt="Please enter your password: ";
  char *mpass=getpass(prompt);
	char *mypass=crypt(mpass,pass);
  if(strcmp(mypass,pass)==0){
    printf("Password is ok\n");
if(seteuid(0)==-1 || setuid(0)==-1){
       fprintf(stderr, "%s: can't change euid to %d: %s\n", argv[0],suid,
 		strerror(errno));
 	exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
     }
    if(setuid(suid)==-1){
       fprintf(stderr, "%s: can't change uid to %d: %s\n", argv[0],suid,
 		strerror(errno));
 	exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
     }
     if(seteuid(suid)==-1){
       fprintf(stderr, "%s: can't change euid to %d: %s\n", argv[0],suid,
 		strerror(errno));
 	exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
     }
     if(suid==0){
       if(setresuid(eut,suid,eut)==-1){
	fprintf(stderr, "%s: can't change euid to %d: %s\n", argv[0],suid,
		strerror(errno));
	exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
     };
     }
     pid_t pt=fork();
     if(pt>0){
     execv(shell,NULL);
     abort();
     } else if(pt==0){
      waitpid(pt,&status,WEXITED);
       abort();
     }
  } else printf("The password isn't OK\n");
  abort();
  return 0;
};

Тупая программа стаем рутом sudo chown root:root sume && sudo chmod u+s sume

AliceGoth, 23 Сентября 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #11415

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Уважаемые знатоки, вопрос такой:
sizeof('a') для  С и Сpp имеет различное значение и это вам известно из 
C99 Standard: 6.4.4.4 Character constants  Para 2
и
C++03 Standard: 2.13.2 Character literals Para 1. 

Интересует ваше предположение/мнение/версия/etc, для чего такое приняли?

Стандартоособенности и внезапнонесовместимости.

sayidandrtfm, 15 Июля 2012

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Куча / Говнокод #10379

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<table border='0' cellspacing='1' cellspacing='1' width=707>
  <thead>
    <a>
      <th width=44 align='center'>
        <IMG name='Image300' SRC='images/check.gif' height='22' width='44'>
      </th>
    </a>
    <a href=javascript:SortForm('Agent_Name');>
      <th  class='header'>Name</th>
    </a>
    <a href=javascript:SortForm('Description');>
      <th class='header'>Description</th>
    </a>
  </thead>

Сортировка таблицы по полю при нажатии на заголовок. Код отформатирован для читабельности.

roman-kashitsyn, 28 Мая 2012

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C# / Говнокод #10055

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Console.WriteLine(Math.Sin(long.MaxValue));

Выведет 9,22337203685478E+18

koodeer, 26 Апреля 2012

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PHP / Говнокод #10012

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<?php
$pictures =new Array(4);
pictures[0]="1.jpg";
pictures[1]="2.png";
pictures[2]="3.jpg";
pictures[3]="4.jpg";
global $i=0;
function Next(){
if($i==3)
$i=0;
else
$i++;
document.getElementById('pic').setAttribute("src", picture[i]);
}
function Prev(){
if($i==0)
$i=3;
else
$i--;
document.getElementById('pic').setAttribute("src", picture[i]);
}
?>

Отличный салат.

cthulhu25, 22 Апреля 2012

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C# / Говнокод #9865

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switch (count)
{
	case 2:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1]);
	case 3:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2]);
	case 4:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3]);
	case 5:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4]);
	case 6:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6]);
	case 8:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7]);
	case 9:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], col[7]);
	case 10:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], Tuple.Create(col[8]));
	case 11:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], Tuple.Create(col[8], col[9]));
	case 12:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], Tuple.Create(col[8], col[9], col[10]));
	case 13:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], Tuple.Create(col[8], col[9], col[10], col[11]));
	case 14:
		return Tuple.Create(col[1], col[2], col[3], col[4], col[5], col[6], col[7], Tuple.Create(col[8], col[9], col[10], col[11], col[12]));
	default:
		throw new ArgumentOutOfRangeException("count", count, "Can't convert array to tuple.");
}

a553r7fa1L3d, 05 Апреля 2012

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C# / Говнокод #9732

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else
                {
                    if ((textBox1.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox7.Text)) textBox1.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox1.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox2.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox8.Text)) textBox2.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox2.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox3.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox9.Text)) textBox3.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox3.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox4.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox7.Text)) textBox4.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox4.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox5.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox8.Text)) textBox5.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox5.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox6.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox9.Text)) textBox6.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox6.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox7.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox4.Text)) textBox7.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox7.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox8.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox5.Text)) textBox8.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox8.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox9.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox6.Text)) textBox9.ForeColor = Color.Red; else textBox9.ForeColor = Color.Black;
                    if ((textBox1.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox1.Text == textBox7.Text) |
                        (textBox2.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox2.Text == textBox8.Text) |
                        (textBox3.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox3.Text == textBox9.Text) |
                        (textBox4.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox4.Text == textBox7.Text) |
                        (textBox5.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox6.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox5.Text == textBox8.Text) |
                        (textBox6.Text == textBox4.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox5.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox6.Text == textBox9.Text) |
                        (textBox7.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox1.Text) | (textBox7.Text == textBox4.Text) |
                        (textBox8.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox9.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox2.Text) | (textBox8.Text == textBox5.Text) |
                        (textBox9.Text == textBox7.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox8.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox3.Text) | (textBox9.Text == textBox6.Text)) ;
                    else
                    {
                        label1.Visible = true;
                        label2.Visible = true;
                    }

Удивлению нет границ! Полная версия: http://pastebin.com/S2getyHn

P4R4, 22 Марта 2012

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.